AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
MEMES
nintyfags on suicide watch
>>318728637
Fucking 8-4. They actually said on their most recent podcast that they didn't put any memes into the English localization of Xenoblade.
>>318728637
I'm more ashamed than i should've be
>>318728637
Don't bring this to /fit/ or they're gonna have a fit.
it'd be better for everyone if NoA just ceased to exist and carried over all its duties to NoE
what bunch of unprofessional clowns
Fuck this world. I need a new hobby.
Suggestions?
>>318729042
Mahjong
>>318728637
So is the Wii U the official meme machine? Does it have all the dankest memes?
>>318728637
Fuck this gay Earth, I'm leaving.
Dankest of the memes desu senpai its the sjw fault
>>318728637
Not only do they censor this piece of shit but because they are such shitty fucking writers with no goddamn talent whatsoever they parrot internet memes and expect it to be acceptable
Seriously things like this are the reason people don't take video games seriously, the people at NoA must be bonafide fucking MANCHILDREN
>>318729042
walking
>>318728637
so glad Nintendo had to "translate" this game for a year AKA censor it and fill it with MEMES
PEOPLE ARE PAID TO FILL GAMES WITH MEMES, /v/ I DON'T LIKE IT
>>318729042
Watch Akagi
I literally thought this was a screencap from a PS2 or Xbawks game. Why does this look so fucking terrible? I have a Wii U and the few games I own all look good.
>>318729001
>what bunch of unprofessional clowns
Then why'd you faggots send them this card?
>>318729042
Video Games
>>318729042
programming
>>318729187
>I have a Wii U and the few games I own all look good.
No they don't you're just used to shit graphics,
>>318729042
Make furniture.
>>318729220
Mistakes were made.
>no gloots
shit game
>Nintendo
>>318728637
I waited 5 years for this ;_;
>>318729220
THAT WAS BEFORE NINTENDO WAS IN THE CENSORSHIP CAMPAIGN
IT HURTS.
>>318729368
Oh come on, that's not bad.
>>318729220
we are just tsun tsun for memes
>>318728637
>All those sonyponies that try to deflect to memes because they can't play it
Smug satisfaction never been so good.
>>318728637
shit writing to go with a shit game it seems
>>318729042
Reading
>>318729042
SEGA games.
No Memes. Just jokes.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3ONU9UavZtE
If they decide to bring a game over. It's done with professionalism and respect.
>>318729465
why would "Sonyponies" (just using this meme makes you a child fyi) want to play an offline mmo with a poor rating worse than Bloodborne, The Witcher 3, Metal Gear Solid TPP, etc which are all better games than it
>>318729259
>>318729187
>LOOK AT HOW BAD OUR OPINIONS ARE
>>318729467
one day to go before the shitposters get blown the fuck out.
God damn friday will be a blast
>>318729042
Tabletop games
>>318729572
You seem really upset.
>>318729465
You're deluded, friend. Nobody wants to play this.
Before you call me a Sonygger, I just want you to know I'm not. I know that won't satiate your paranoia, but it's true.
>>318729572
>Why would people want to play a game i don't like?
Can't you answer this one ?
>>318729445
>memes are not bad
Leave. Now.
What's with the ps2 faces? What is this an old pc port?
>>318729042
carpentry
>>318729572
>uses child logic
>gets hurt at being called a name
>"ur a kid by the way lol"
>"offline MMO"
I find it difficult to believe that you are this dumb. If this is bait, it's very high quality.
>>318729042
Non-electronic vidya.
>>318729674
I want to play it
Me: 1
Retard (you) : 0I know it's weird to you, but some people on /v/ play videogames
>>318728637
Haha, what the fuck
>>318729689
Are all jokes now memes? Is a knock knock joke a meme now?
Who cares about memes. This game looks like a shallow single player MMO with typical trite weeb JRPG garbage baked in.
>>318729689
Zepplin, simply Zepplin
>censorship
>memes
>zero marketing
It's dead, Jim.
>>318729689
Those are bad puns, not memes.
I don't even get it? What's memey about it? Do you even lift? That's so fucking old and actually makes sense in the scene. Y'all niggas need to chill.
>>318728637
>I immediately though this was some early xbox360/ps3 game
Holy shit Nintendo, I'm no graphics whore, but step it up
>>318729521
>If they decide to bring a game over
>IF
>>318729521
>Recommends SEGA for localization
>Posts Yakuza
>>318730053
Yes, if.
They don't waste resources anymore. They're an extremely healthy company that cut off a lot of bullcrap in their recent restructurings and firings. New CEO and an entirely revitalized company with a rebuilt European and American branches and an integrated ATLUS.
>>318728637
what's the problem?
>>318730106
5 is coming out in a few days, and there's already rumors swirling about the fact that Nagoshi's gonna be at PSX and some announcement is in the pipeline.
>>318730245
I have all the optimism in the world that 0 will be announced
But still, it's a damn fine line we're walking
Is there some market research that says people like ancient memes in their games? I have a hard time believing a bunch of adults think they are clever for adding them.
This shit was never new for Treehouse. You just pay more attention to it
>>318730324
I think the better chances are on Kiwami, honestly. Trying to relaunch the series.
Or maybe a double pack of some sort in the U.S.
Kiwami is bold faced just trying to bend the lore so 0 fits better, after all.
>>318730398
They weren't "ancient" when that part was written.
Remember, this game had been in the works for years
>>318728637
Any more damning evidence or is this one screen grab it?
>>318729042
Learn piano or guitar and write some music
>>318728637
ITT: idiots see memes everywhere and sperg out over it.
>>318729415
Wow, what postal service did you use, that it took them 35 years to deliver the mail?
>NoE does a fantastic job with Xenoblade Chronicles
>NoA swipes the sequel from them like the dirty rats they are despite not giving a shit about the first game
>removes customization features and adds memes
I really fucking hate them right now.
>>318728637
>Mario RPG makes pop culture reference
10/10 GOTY
>modern Nintendo game makes a pop culture reference
FUCKING NOA WHERE ARE MY HONORIFICS REEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>318729368
Wigger Wednesday
>>318730491
Kiwami seems so full of 0 references that i honestly think it's impossible to bring it without 0 first, especially if we take the multiple styles into account and why the hell is Majima attacking you with dancing moves
>>318729042
Try pimping.
It ain't easy but the money is good.
>>318730815
Shouldn't you be making another thank you card for nintendo?
>>318728637
FF XII looked better than this and it was on PS2.
>>318729220
That was in the aftermath of a great e3. They've been fucking up ever since.
>>318731415
Look it again.
I firmly believed this was deus ex for like 10 minutes
>>318731415
>this was the graphical masterpiece that was going to show off the power of the WiiU
>Those two guys in the back are obviously at different parts of the same animation
>The guy in the far back is clipping into the wall
>the model poly count is as low as a late ps2 game.
HAHAHAHAHHA
>>318731679
>It's a good RPG
>It's on WiiU
>So many people are angry they won't play it
>>318731415
FFXII was made with magic, there's only so much science can accomplish
>>318731528
>great e3
>They didn't fuck up as bad as the other 2
Nah, that e3 was bad for all three. Can you even remember what was so good about it? The biggest thing was Amiibos, remember?
It was about the same amount of announcements, with the same amount of hype, as the previous e3
>>318728803
Why the fuck would you believe their lies?
>>318728637
>Translate japanese meme with english meme
>Being this autistic about it
Shitposters truly are getting desperate.
>>318731791
FFXII looked like a muddy mess on the ps2 connected to a CRT.
>>318731791
>implying science can't make it's own magic
>>318729042
Physically and mentally abusing women is pretty fun.
>>318731791
The only good thing about FFXII's graphics were the character models.
Square always dumped almost 50% of the overall graphical budget into them, that's why they look so decent and everything else looks relatively shit.
>>318731679
>get's a higher framerate than almost any ps4 and xbone game
>that framerate is held solid through 99% of the game
>has gotten almost near unanimous 4/5 and 9/10 scores from reviewers
HAHAHAHAHA
>>318731924
>emulate FF12
>put every possible graphical upgrade on it
>it looks just as good as any modern game
im convinced the reason FF12 changed hands so many times during development was because they sacrificed the project heads for more graphics
>>318732004
>locked 30 FPS, 720p, with drops
>Most of the 4/5s are from review sites with "nintendo" in their name
Come on anon, you need to do better than that.
>>318729042
Some good suggestions, but shooting is also fun and relaxing.
>>318732145
>He is so fucking dumb he complains on review while the only bad ones where from fuckign POLYGON
You have to be 18 etc.
>>318732145
only drops I've seen are during a few cinematics
and if you would honestly rather have 1080p 20fps that frequently dips to 15 than 720p 30fps that hardly ever dips then you're an idiot
>>318731854
Wooly World, Captain Toad, Zelda Wii U, Bayo 2 announced coming with Bayo 1, Xenoblade (at the time the hype was still high), Mario Maker, Splatoon.
Not even counting 3DS stuff, this is just what I cared for.Robot chicken skits and the Reggie vs Iwata fight were funny too.
If this one dumb line ruins an entire game for you, then you are a serious drama queen. I don't like stupid memes either, but when I talk to this npc I'll roll my eyes and move on.
>>318729042
fishing is fun.
>>318730615
should I just pick up a "For Beginner's" piano book and go at it? I don't have time or money for lessons even though i know it would help a lot more
>>318732365
WW, CT, MM and Splatoon were all called out at the time for being the at-best-flavor-of-the-month that they were.
Zelda WiiU was called out for never fucking happening on time.
Bayo and Xenoblade were the only two hype announcements, and Xenoblade had fucking potato face that everyone made fun of.
>being taken in by dumb bullshit like the Reggie v. Iwata fight or robot chicken
This is why you made a faggot card for a faggot company.
>>318728637
it was literally a jap meme untranslated. go kick rocks
>>318731791
BOSS?
>>318732292
>>318732297
This backpedaling is delicious.
>>318732541
The voice of logic in a sea of retarded screaming.
>>318732541
It's not just this though. The whole localization is shaping up worse than I ever imagined.
>>318728637
I wonder who's behind this use of memes
>>318732787
"Skell" being a stupid ass name is something worth complaining about, this isn't.
>>318732682
neither of those people backpedaled
how fucking autistic do you have to be to be mad that there's a video game people are going to play and enjoy that you can't play because of your childish brand loyalty?
>>318732606
I didn't make shit, but the card is evidence that your post is bullshit. People were hyped as fuck after that E3. Everyone was saying Nintendo won that E3 easily even if it was by default because of how shit everyone else was.
>>318732002
The era or pre-rendered backgrounds heard you were talking shit.
>>318729467
So even Japanese websites have S rank. That's hilarious.
>>318732936
Explain the difference between being mad at one versus the other. I don't see it. Both are stupid to me.
>everyone was so up in arms about censoring shit that doesn't matter they neglected to think of what NoAs translation team would do to the dialogue
fucking hilarious
Why didn't they give the localization of the new Xenoblade to the team who did the first one? I don't understand.
>>318729689
>Leave. Now.
ironically, your post itself is a meme. You are so stupid you can't even notice you are teh memelord there.
>>318732978
>People
You mean /v/, the place that will lick Nintendo's balls if they placed them in their breakfast cereal.
A big part of /v/ who was sitting on the sidelines of this shit was calling it out as the shit it was. People who got taken in, got taken in. And that's fine. We were all 14 once.
>>318732962
Keep enjoying that shitty localization dick, friendo.
>>318729042
Politics.
>>318729042
Programming
Learn an instrument
Tabletop
>>318733114
Because NoA is a bunch of greedy assholes and after seeing the success of the first game, they just had to stick their grubby little hands into it.
>>318733067
>one line of meaningless dialogue from a musclehead trainer vs changing name of robots which play a major part of the game and every texture/image with that name
>>318732541
It's not about whether the line ruins the game so much as the attitude the translators have towards the consumers and the material they translate.
>>318733140
No, I don't mean /v/.
>>318729042
Go backpacking
Nothing but you and nature, no shitty people to meme it up.
Plus you'll get fit.
>>318729042
Play RPG's or TCG's
>>318729042
Shitposting about videogames on this board. You don't have to worry about playing any of the games, since no one else on here does. Alternately, you can watch Youtube celebrities play the games for you while they make "funny" comments. Then you just wait until you can work up to suicide.
>>318733162
The Pragner interview showed how much they resented Xenoblade's success in the face of their projections. It's ridiculous that they are trying to take and sabotage the sequel.
>>318733212
Yes, I understand and agree with you, but I'm not going to not play the game because of a few stupid memes. When I'm enjoying customizing my art layout, soul voices, skells, augments,etc and fighting big ass monsters I'm not going to be raging about "do you even lift"
now if the dialogue during battle was completely (and inaccurately) translated into memes, yes, I'd be mad and consider not playing it
>>318733162
>NoA don't think the game will do well
>when it ends up being pretty popular they take the franchise and fuck up the localization of the sequel
Honestly makes me a bit sick
>>318729415
You realize it's not all of them, but it's actually a couple of people in the Treehouse doing this stupid shit? Specifically one named Allison, and the other whose name I forgot, fuck.
Before these faggots, NoA localizations were actually acceptable.
>>318733182
I don't understand you. Both are representative of the same issue. One may be more serious than the other but both are stupid.
>>318729467
>basing your western opinion off of eastern minds
You realize the Japanese hate open world games, right?
>>318733467
What the fuck is even the treehouse anyway?
I thought they were glorified marketers. They have actual access to game development?
>>318733435
The product as a whole is worse, though. In an ageof free undubs, why pay NoA for their inferior product?
>>318729042
Try writing or programming
if you're too stupid or not creative enough you can always try lifting weights and fucking girls like some kind of normal well adjusted person.
>>318733554
The Treehouse is literally the localization group within Nintendo of America.
>>318732839
>look how hip and with it we are
>also it's a girl
fucks sake
>>318728637
NoA really needs to reexamine their localization team.
Enough with the memes already. It's getting obnoxious.
>>318733526
>The japanese hate open world games
>Gave Xenoblade Chronicles an S
>Xenoblade Chronicles is an open world game.
Logic fails you.
>>318728637
>>318733649
XC is actually pretty linear (not a bad thing at all imo, non linear usually means tedious shallow shit)
>>318733489
Different levels of stupid merit different responses
DYEL is someone saying 2+2 = 5 and believing it
Skell is someone willingly walking across the street on a red light during traffic and thinking they'll come out a-okay
>>318733605
Holy fuck THOSE FAGGOTS are the localization team? I thought they were cute dumb fucks that were designed to appeal to the young minecraft audience.
>>318733649
Xenoblade Chronicles is MUCH MUCH more linear and story centric than it's successor. XBC opens up more at the end of the game, while XBCX opens up practically at the beginning of the game and gives you a lot more to do in terms of independent side-quests or roaming around or whatever, fuck.
>>318728637
Oh for fucks sake NoA.
>>318733649
He probably means sandbox.
I've never heard of Japan disliking open world games, but they do scoff at Bethesda and Ubisoft entries.
>>318733649
>Xenoblade
>Open world
>>318733770
They've been pretty chill until Alison came onto the team.
>>318732839
>>318728637
Ah Nintendo, truly the greatest of memelords. They're like the grandfather that tries to be hip, and it's just really fucking awkward for everyone involved.
>>318733723
The thing you're missing is that both issues are directly related. A small issue can cause a strong reaction if it was preceded by a larger issue.
>>318728637
Why are they so dense?
Has no one ever complained about all the memes and censorship? I would have though if its just 2-3 guys in the company they would do something about it
>>318728803
>Fucking 8-4. They actually said on their most recent podcast that they didn't put any memes into the English localization of Xenoblade.
Maybe the Treehouse went over the script and threw a few in for good measure. Like how they took out the boob slider without 8-4's involvement.
>>318729674
I want to play it. I have it preordered. Looks like a lot of fun. I don't really see anything wrong with OP's image, I had to literally read the thread to see what the "problem" was. Do you even lift is a pretty regularly said phrase anyway. It's a thing people have heard of, and it's a thing people say.
>>318732606
>Splatoon were all called out at the time for being the at-best-flavor-of-the-month that they were
Splatoon threads get made daily.
>>318732002
>character models
>Square always dumped almost 50% of the overall graphical budget into them
>always
>>318734130
They had to gain temporary rights to Popeye you know. Shits expensive.
>>318730738
Feature.
Removes customization feature.
>>318734293
There are two tits
Therefore, features.
>>318734293
Costumes and slider.
Features.
>>318729171
>implying everyone hasn't already seen it
>>318734389
A single costume being altered for one character isn't a "removed customization feature"
Anyone played the Japanese version?
The script is pretty terrible so that's not even an option at this point
>>318729220
This is what all the shitposting is really about isn't it?
>>318729042
Jesus
>meme loving board hating on memes
Never change /v/
>>318729042
Buy a motorcycle. Highly recommended.
Maybe get your private pilots license if you're uber rich. I was having fun before I made the stupid decision of trying to get an aviation degree at a university.
>>318728637
I DON'T GIVE A SHIT
AN ENTIRE FUCKING DAY LEFT.
GODDAMN
>>318729042
Have you considered heroin?
Hell of a drug
>>318728637
I can only imagine the amount of rage /v/ would be filled with if it existed back when these guys were translating games. Then again /v/ generally likes XSEED so maybe not.
DANK
FUCKING
MEMES
Remember when people could actually write their own jokes?
>>318736734
Working designs did take liberties with their translations too. But it was forgiven with their shiny covers and full color manuals.
>>318730245
>a few days
You mean never ever. STILL no date I've seen.
>>318733826
>scoff at Bethesda
I SERIOUSLY want /v/ to stop talking like they know ANYTHING about Japan. Jesus fucking Christ you fucking lot get everything wrong every time.
>>318737443
PSX is this weekend. It'll be a "It's available...NOW" situation. Nagoshi is there. He'll probably announce 0 for the west at the same time or some shit.
Rumors are the pre-order numbers were good, and 0 won a fucking award from playstation.
Memes killed the loli
