Filename thread
Next time you start a filename thread at least dump some stuff yourself to kick it off
Too lazy to do it myself
Suppose I'll dump my folder.
>>318729214
why are they doing this?
>>318729363
China is a shithole, why else?
Those platforms break all the time and result in death, so they test/avoid them now
>>318729065
>>318729363
An accident happened before where a guy fell through and the machine ripped off his leg.
>>318729363
because there was a huge a problem with some mall in China where a woman fell through the floor at the top of an escalator and died. There's several gifs and news reports on it as well. I'll try to find some
>>318729363
some woman fell through the top of an escalator in ching chong ping ling and was eviscerated on camera.
>>318729403
>>318729459
>>318729478
>>318729537
holy shit what the fuck
i thought they all watched that shitty final destination movie or something
>>318729545
goddamn post timers
did you feel /v/?
>>318729652
I thought he was using a potato to crack that open before I realised it was a rock.
>>318729618
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7U6Xd-awFoM
>>318729649
>>318725565
>>318726213
s︂︂m︂h t︂b︂︂h f︂︂a︂m
>>318729902
>>318729214
Do they not have stairs in those stores?
>>318729938
>>318730062
Do you use stairs when you go to shopping mall?
>>318730101
I would if i actually believed that escalators could kill me ya dummy
>>318729852
This is some anime shit right here
>>318729907
DSP.png
>>318725565
>>318730275
there's always one
>>318729363
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fbueXOBA5aA
>>318729065
It's stuff like this that makes me wish I could figure out the editor. Is it just me, or are the controls incredibly unintuitive?
>>318727425
Kek
>>318729295
Holy shit I used to go to a place liek that when I was young, shit was fun as fuck
>>318730572
Story?
>>318728908
Kek
>>318729978
underrated post
>>318729486
HAHAHA
>>318730572
This is so much better with sound
>BLYYAATTT
>>318730072
baka desu senpai
>>318725565
>>318731025
That's both utterly adorable and totally badass
>>318730826
Those rockets get shot out of their silo with like compressed air, then the engine ignites once it's clear of the bay. That rocket's engine decided to not work, meaning that it was about to hit the ground near the cameraman.
>>318729486
Kek. I love you, anon.
>>318729214
I don't get this. Why are they afraid of the area after the stairs?
>>318727425
His wife killed him when he got home
>>318729907
/v/
>>318731267
Why have the lock if you are just going to lost the code
>>318729652
>SCREWDRIVERS AND OTHER SO CALLED TOOLS ARE AMERICAN SCUM
>>318731456
>>318729907
Bethesda fans
>>318729186
>chicken hat
pfffffft
>>318728908
lol'd desu
Help me out here .
>>318729618
>they all watched that shitty final destination movie or something
Living in China is like starring in a shitty Final Destination movie.
>>318731660
>Chicken
>>318729847
I was thinking "why the fuck does he have a potato in a case"
>>318731690
try putting
hahaepicmemeroflmao.jpg
>>318730826
Russian military might being shown
>>318731637
I always wondered why it didn't brutally kill the old couple.
>>318729907
>>318731637
bears all like "man, what the fuck? you guys so stupid you cant see me? hey where you going? can i come?"
>>318729295
>there will never ever be another F-Zero
>>318731863
We've gone too far.
>>318731337
Read the thread
>>318731337
>being this new
>>318731637
Bears are real chill till you piss them off
>>318731812
bears don't attack people unless they're really hungry, they're cornered, or they're protecting cubs. This bear isn't hungry and the old people ignored it so it basically just watched them until it was satisfied that they had fucked off and were no threat.
>>318731812
it's just a brown bear man, hell most bears are pretty damn timid
now grizzlies, FUCK grizzlies
>>318729214
Can someone tell my why they're acting that way?
>>318732064
If only escalators were built with emergency stop buttons.
>>318729902
Are you serious?
>>318732138
see this webm: >>318732064
>>318731995
>>318727156
underated post
>>318732064
People laughed at me when I was younger for being afraid of escalators, but now everyone knows what I knew all along. They eat people.
>>318732064
she survived right?
>>318732064
I ain't watching that shit again nigga.
>>318732298
squished into paste
>>318732064
Oh shit. Has that ever happened in murica though? How can they fuck up so bad?
>>318729852
This is literally the funniest thing I have seen in I don't know how long. My sides hurt from so much laughing thank you anon.
>>318729214
Is this some sort of chinese bad luck thing?
>>318731467
Maybe it's a kindergarten you retarded fuck
>>318732298
>she survived right?
>>318732337
>Has that ever happened in murica though?
America has building codes and health inspectors.
We also don't build bridges out of Styrofoam and rotting garbage.
>>318732298
nope the escalator fucking ate her, she let go because it had ground her legs into hamburger
>>318732380
All the more reason not to leave the code out in the open
>>318730458
This is why the ones in america have an emergency stop button on the top and bottom.
>>318732298
She was literally already dead when that person grabbed her arm
>>318732298
Of course not. She was ground into a hamburger like substance.Seriously.
>>318732378
There have been cases in China of people falling into escalators and being crushed to death. This is in reaction to those events, which have gained quite a bit of infamy.
>>318731690
the future of dialog wheels
>>318732476
So would she make good hamburgers? Maybe a tasty meatloaf?
>>318732439
Oh shit you're even more of a retarded fuck than I realise
Protip: The kids in there can't read or understand the concept of a doorcode
>>318731380
pics
>>318732552
But a paedophile does the teacher should let the kids in
>>318731558
>Not maining Uncle Herman
>>318732581
It has to be the blonde one that falls again, you can't make this shit up
/co/ here.
Here's a classic from our board's filename threads. What's a /v/ related filename that would work for it?
>>318732781
Ninja Theory reboots Where's Wally.jpg
>>318732153
>>318732337
>>318732064
The Mall workers standing at the top were fucking incompetent , they knew for 4-5 minutes before the video starts that the panel was loose.
What do they do? Stop the escalator or put up signs that the escalator is closed? Nope.
They just stand at the top, and as customers reach the top go "Hey, this floor is loose." Leaving the customer ZERO time to turn back or take the fucking stairs.
Then again, this is china, they probably went "Oh man these chicks are pretty hot, put them in a cute uniform with a skirt... what? Training? Nah, they're hot."
>>318731558
>not maining uncle herman
>>318731690
Mass Effect 3 choices
>>318729978
When M.J died my local news had on a "celebrity grave expert", swear to god.
>>318732064
FUCK I think i'll take the stairs now
>>318731762
Okay, now why the fuck did he have a rock in a case?
>>318729938
let`s see...
baka desu senpai
>>318733249
s︂︂m︂h t︂b︂︂h f︂︂a︂m
>>318729852
>Bloodborne PvP
>>318733342
what the fuck
are we free from the weeb words
baka desu senpai
>>318733431
This the moron who wanted to kick a hand grenade?
>>318732781
this is not crossed for sure, what is this?
>>318733590
Weebs > niggers.
>>318729938
>>318733249
>>318733342
>>318733590
>>318732917
not bad
>>318733342
baka desu senpai
>>318732781
>Dwarven Tantrums.jpg
>>318732064
Fuck man. The kid lived but how the fuck do you ever mentally recover from watching something like THAT happen to your mother?
>>318730865
lol'd
good album too
>>318729547
>>318732190
shit movie
>>318732064
When i was 5 my shoelace got caught in an escalator and started dragging me into the endpoint.
My foot was only a cm away before my dad slammed the emergency stop button and cut my lace off.
You don't fuck with those things.
>>318727156
vintage
>>318733872
my sides. what the hell did he try to clock him with?
>>318731812
Most animals are terrified of humans.
>>318732930
>>Then again, this is china, they probably went "Oh man these chicks are pretty hot, put them in a cute uniform with a skirt... what? Training? Nah, they're hot."
>This is only ever happens in China
>>318734060
>and this is to go even further beyond
>>318734060
I love the way that guy grabs one fucking bottle of water to try and put him out
>>318734328
Yeah but at least in 1st world countries if said hot chicks are responsible for peoples safety we always make sure there's a machine or a man on standby to actually fix things should something go wrong.
>>318732758
She lost balance. You try standing on the edge of a body of water after just recently falling in. It's not like she went full retard. God damn.
>>318731863
first the poe story and now this. i've been here too long
>>318734197
The inmate died
>>318734261
looks like a roll of trash bags
>>318734060
Why did he try to kill himself?
>>318731690
>Karma systems
>>318734060
>>318734773
I'm pretty sure I can reliably stand up no matter what I happen to be a foot away from the edge of without immediately toppling back over that edge.
I don't have to attempt getting out of a pool 5 times because I keep falling back into it. Bitch is just an idiot.
>>318735006
he was the head of a union and did that to protest the privatisation of coal to China (hes from mongolia)
>>318732298
Y-Yeah, anon. She's fine. All cozy back at home with her son.
>>318732064
That kid right there is a future Dexter-esque serial killer.
>>318732064
>Ah good you saved the child. We can sell him to a sweatshop for 25 US cents.
>>318735303
here's the video: https://youtu.be/mQGalXNGj0U
...this is wild, but that one dude on the far left. his reaction is actually pretty funny, like oddly stoic throughout it all
>>318732781
>Aerith and Waldo
kek
>>318733872
i think i cracked a rib from laughing
>>318730471
I couldn't even figure out how to get to the editor.
I couldn't even find it.
Maybe it wasn't in the 3dm copy?
>>318735438
Or maybe something not-stupid, like a politician who pushes for better safety laws.
>>318734808
One less criminal mouth to feed desu
>>318734808
I love happy endings.
>>318729547
>"This guy gotta reference Saltspyre"
>He does
You had ONE job and you did it well.
>>318732252
jan and Wayne Skylar
>>318735591
And the resident evil crew too.
>>318736003
that ended well
>>318736148
GRIFFITH!!!!!!!
>>318734610
whats that from?
>>318736568
who draws these
>>318736652
Anonymous
>>318736478
holy fuck thats a long webm
>>318731267
Wait_a_minute_that_card.png
>>318731129
WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT
TSIMFUCKUS???
>>318737008
DELETE THIS
>>318735591
And resident evil crew on the piller next to them
baka desu senpai
>>318736560
Parasyte/ Kiseijuu
enjoyable anime
>>318729214
> that webm where the mother actually falls down there and her child watches her die
triggered
>>318732930
Helping people in China is illegal.
>>318732064
My family always thought I was weird being afraid of those fucking things and taking stairs instead. Looks like my fear is justified.
>>318737223
I thought so, but the guy didn't really exhibit any off the regular things in that anime, so i was a bit confused. Looks like something else i've seen, but i can't for the life of me remember what it was.
>>318737258
Is it time for PC Gore to take over?
