Oh shit nigger, you're a Barbarian.
You're currently inside the cave of a Necromancer.
What do you do?
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>>318718071
Punch self in face
>>318718071
Ho, Necromancer
would you cast a spell for us?
>>318718071
Ask the necromancer what he wants
>>318718196
You punched yourself in the face
>>318718392
Ask necromancer if he also hates the current king
>>318718392
What Ho, Necromancer
Might you cast us a dark spell?
(muscle wizard style)
>>318718392
Think about how the king has wronged you
>>318718518
"Eh, I don't have any particularly strong feelings about him. I'm indifferent about the King"
>>318718827
If we kill the king I promise you more skellies for you to collect
>>318718827
Throw healing potion at necromancer
>>318718827
ask this commie bastard who he voted for
>>318718827
Offer him the remains of anyone who gets in the way if he helps you kill the king
>>318719028
whoosh
>>318719181
ask necro of the meaning of life....or death, the meaning of death
>>318719181
NEO????
>>318719181
Take his hat
>>318719181
Retrieve thrown potion
>>318719304
"Bitches aint shit but hoes and tricks"
>>318719593
Do a funny lil dance
>>318719593
Take necro's hat and wear it upside down
>>318719593
ask necromancer to revive female knight
>>318719593
Ask if he'd like to add the king to his army of the dead
ask him for a boon
>>318719658
"Don't touch my hat. Now if we're done here. I'll have to ask you to leave. I have important necomancer things to attend to"
>>318720064
oh wait, we came to defeat him or something
did you do anything to piss someone off?
>>318720064
Punch necromancer in the face
>>318720064
Wait a minute. You aren't a necromancer!
>>318719181
Ask to join him.
>>318720064
Ask to become the necromancer's apprentice
>>318720137
He summons a wall of bones to block your punch
>>318720473
Use your beard gun to break the wall.
>>318720473
SIC THE PALADIN AT THAT NIGGA
>>318720473
Destroy wall of bones
>>318720473
Punch each bone individually
>>318720473
give it a big dose of that barbarian vitamin D brooooooo
>>318720473
Use a nearby skull as a puppet to convince him you are also a necromancer.
>>318720618
Like mushrooms? Mushrooms have Vitamin D in them
>>318720853
NO, BUT THEY LOOK LIKE MUSHROOMS
BIG VEINY MUSHROOMS
WALL OF BONE
>>318720853
HOLY SHIT A TALKING SKELETON
>>318720853
the necromancer eats it and immediately starts spouting skeleton puns. and he can't top.
>>318721110
Ask if this talking skeleton has seen a necromancer anywhere around here
>>318718071
Take this shit to /tg/.
No actually just fuck off of /tg/ too.
>>318721110
punch him
>>318721202
wow, I wondered why the autist didnt post yet
>>318721403
HE HAD A WIFE AND A KID
>>318721403
SAY A BONE PUN IN RESPONSE
>>318721403
Keep his skull as a pet.
>>318721403
Necromancer is butthurt now
>>318721403
Unpunch him and apologize
>>318721403
flying elbow onto the skull on the ground in slow motion
>>318721496
"DON'T PUNCH MY SKELETONS YOU ASSHOLE|
>>318721685
Find more skeletons to punch
>>318721685
Necromancer summons a cameo.
>>318721685
combine the first two responses in a drawing to this pic
>>318721685
punch a whole group of skellies
>>318721685
Punch another to assert dominance
>>318722031
have him summon a skeleton that defeat anyone in one punch
>>318722031
necro summons something powerful because he is pissed
>>318722031
Ask the necromancer to team up with him now that we beat all his friends.
>>318722031
Confess your love for the necromancer.
>>318722031
Eat the bones of the skeletons you punched in order to get FUCKING RIPPED
>>318722102
Necormancer summoned Hero Skeleton!
>>318722450
Summon punch
>>318722450
punch that bitch in the face, yo
>>318722450
Hero Skeleton is surprisingly vulnerable to being punched.
>>318722450
steal his cape
>>318722450
cast punch
>>318722450
Summon your HERO PUNCH!
Add a cape to it as well
>>318722519
Hero Skeleton blocks your punch
>>318722891
GO PALADIN
I CHOOSE YOU!
>>318722891
Punch using your other hand!
>>318722891
Headbutt him
>>318722891
Headbutt.
>>318722891
compliment his scarf
>>318722979
He counters your headbutt with his own headbutt.
His skull is surprisingly harder than it looks
>>318723398
make cleric attack hero skelly
>>318723398
>surprisingly harder than it looks
Necromancer: "yea thats what your mom said"
>>318723398
Grease your hand up with pig fat and KNOCK HIS BLOCK OFF
Ask the hero skeleton how is life treating him
>>318723398
Drink a glass of milk to make yours stronger.
Bring a Paladin
>>318723398
Slap him
>>318723457
The Cleric imbues his mace with holy powers, but the Hero Skelly jumped out of the way in the last second
>>318723879
Only one thing left you can do.Rape him.
>>318723879
Midair interception by dickass thief stealing the Hero Skelly's source of power, his red scarf.
>>318723879
smile at hero.
he is jealous of your magnificent teeth
>>318723879
now throw holy water at him
>>318723879
Call in the paladin
>>318723879
laugh at the cleric and tell him Krom wouldnt have missed
>>318723879
Give the necro a holy sissy slap. Stop it mister! Change his alignment
>>318723989
"Krom is dead anyway. God ate him"
>>318724228
Original character, do not steel
http://streetfighter.wikia.com/wiki/Skullomania
>>318724228
Have the cleric imbue barbarian's fists with holy powers.
>>318724228
explain to the cleric that that is holy circle propaganda and offer him literature so that he may redeem himself and bathe in the glory of victory with Krom
>>318724228
Kick the cleric in the nuts.
>>318724228
shill your toothpaste to hero skeleton
>>318724357
*KLANK*
His nuts are divinely protected
Go grind a for two hours to get 10 more levels
>>318724443
more like a chastity belt
weird hat wearing virgin
>>318724443
Sounds more like you lack them. Poke his eyeholes.
activate barbarian rage
>>318724443
Meanwhile, at the king's palace
>>318724443
Pally use holy water gun
>>318724629
You flash your pearly whites at the skeleton. Your amazing teeth shine a healthy glow, which can only be acchieved by using Coldgate Brutal ™, the number one toothpaste reccomended by barbarians. Perfect for keeping your teeth healthy and shiny while you crush your enemies, see them driven before you and hear the lamentations of their women.
>>318725062
Kick Skeleton Hero in his family jewels.
>>318725062
"I dont have eyes, dumb ass"
>>318725062
he joins your party for some of that toothpaste
>>318725062
Hero skelly changes sides because he wants to be sponsored by tooth paste. Cleric uses holy water gun
>>318725118
dangit
>>318725285
give him free toothpaste sample
>>318725285
But you have teeth, right? You need to keep them healthy.
>>318725285
Tell the skull on your helmet to talk to the champion skelly, make him understand youre not such a bad guy.
>>318725436
"Hmm, that is true. Afterall, dental hygiene is very important, even if you're a skeleton. So remember kids, always brush your teeth after a meal, after you wake up and before you go to bed"
>>318725726
Give him orange flavored toothpaste.
>>318725726
Rattle his bones
>>318725726
little peasant kid watching the battle says mom told him not to listen to evil skeletons
Hero skeleton changes sides for toothpaste
>>318725726
Steal cape and wear as loincoth
>>318725797
Hero Skeleton is trying out the toothpaste
>>318726091
He swallows it on accident and dies of fluoride poisoning.
>>318726091
sneak up and hit his elbow
>>318726091
He brushes his skull for good measure.
>>318726091
>it was actually soap from the curch bathroom
>>318726091
Tear his cape in half down the middle while he's not looking
>>318726417
he becomes 3 times more powerful SUPER BARBARIAN HERO SKELETON
>>318726417
ask him if he needs a hand
>>318726417
Inside the eye sockets, as well - there's no eyes in there to poke anyway
>>318726417
Drink of glass while he's busy brushing his teeth.
>>318726417
IT'S TOO MUCH TOOTHPASTE! THE FLUORINE IS EATING HIM AWAY!
>>318726417
It's super effective! Shilling time!
His skull becomes so shiny it blinds everyone
>>318726578
BUt it's okay, as there is no such things as too much Toothpaste when it comes to Coldgate Brutal ™, the number one toothpaste reccomended by barbarians. Perfect for keeping your teeth healthy and shiny while you crush your enemies, see them driven before you and hear the lamentations of their women. As it has been tested by at least 1000 wizards and shamans and one leprachaun to be 100% safe for your shiny and healthy teeth and/or bones.
>>318726893
Steal his scarf, that's where his real power comes from.
>>318726893
Look in shiny skull to see the true form of the necromancer
>>318726893
rub his head pensively
>>318726979
*shiny, mirrorlike
Due to the toothpaste, hero skeleton becomes an embodiment of light and banishes the necromancer
>>318726893
so youre saying its been tested by 0 (zero) undead creatures?
>>318727563
Wave hands through where his hat should be but isn't to show you know the truth
>>318727563
GASP
Recruit the paladin
>>318727563
ask him hows the weather in there
>>318727563
The necromancer, unaware of his own true identity, pops off the skeleton's dome out of shock, and rolls that fucker down the his sweet cave's bowling alley
>>318727563
Who is that? .....Shakira?
>>318727678
My god! Your hand is clipping through the hat! This must means that it's an illusion! Or that you're in a Bethesda game. Must be why he didn't want you to touch it earlier.
>>318728002
Hey, what's Hero Skeleton doing?
>>318728002
It's a hat of invisibility, I swear!
>>318728002
Hero skeleton being disappointed in his summoner - joins your party
>>318728002
whisper in his ear "your secret is safe with me"
>>318728002
fallout 4 dialogue options
''Are you a paladin?''
''You're a paladin, aren't you?''
''YOU GODDAMN PALADIN!''
''A paladin, huh..."
>>318728002
Buy the Necromancer Hat DLC
>>318728002
Use skelly hero as a club? Heroclub!
>>318728002
whisper a secret of your own to him
>>318728070
"HOW COULD YOU HAVE LIED TO ME?!"
"I'm sorry, but this was a sting operation I couldn't blow my cover"
"I WOULD HAVE HELPED YOU. I THOUGHT WE WERE FRIENDS"
>>318728467
recruit sparkle-head hero skeleton to your party as a dental-mancer
>>318728467
Hero skeleton stings the Necromancer with his bee stinger
>>318728467
Skeleton Bro, you know this Bro?
>>318728467
recruit both. now
>>318728467
Successfully punch hero skeleton in the face
>>318728618
"So, you wanna go and kill the King?" you asked
>>318728467
what a nice distraction for the cleric to make off with necromancer paraphernalia
>>318728804
pet his helmet feathers
>>318728804
The Necromancer farts
>>318728804
RECRUIT HARDER
>>318728804
shill toothpaste to both until they agree
>>318728804
Yes, level up
>>318728804
Shine the necromancer's helmet with toothpaste to match hero skelly's skull
>>318728952
Keep rolling low numbers my luk skill sucks
>>318728887
"The necromancer doesn't even exist"
"YOU LIED TO MEEEEE"
>>318729025
If the necromancer isnt real how can you be real.
AND THEN LOOK AGAIN AT THE SKELLY SKULL TO SEE WHO THE PALADIN REALLY IS
>>318729025
Coldgate Brutal ™ will never lie to you, so join me and we'll kill the King for the glory of Coldgate Brutal ™.
>>318729025
Recuit lying necromancer and his lied too hero skelly and lvl up!
>>318729025
The Hero Skeleton eats tubes of toothpaste out of sadness, but remembers that he doesn't have a stomach
>>318729098
Seems normal enough to me
>>318729350
But look closer
INSIDE the helmet
>>318729350
Poke it with your fist.
>>318729350
Investigate that fucking window on the left
>>318729419
DON'T LISTEN TO THIS FUCKER
>>318729350
Skeleton is a heretic
>>318729350
Believe in your self
>>318729507
DON'T LISTEN TO THIS FUCKER EITHER
>>318729419
Inside the helmet's pretty dark
>>318729657
burning finger activated
>>318729651
>>318729350
Don't listen to either of them look in to my eyes. Kiss me
>>318729657
Use the power of your toothpaste to see inside
>>318729657
Smile
The pearly whiteness of Coldgate Brutal™ teeth will light up the helmet!
>>318729657
LOOK AWAY BEFORE THE VOID CONSUMES OUR SOUL!!
>>318729657
even barbarians can cast lvl 1 glow, come the fudge on
>>318729657
Recuit lying pally and lied to skelly level the fuck up!
>>318729657
Light your helmet up with a Mr.Beams Night-Light™
>>318730279
Kill him
>>318730279
GAME OVER MAN, GAME OVER!
NOPE THE FUCK OUT OF THERE!
>>318730279
BURNING
FINGERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR
>>318730279
Surprise attack him.
>>318730279
Kill him
>>318730279
It was an illusion, that's not the real Paladin!
>>318730279
Lied to even harder! ...recruit aaaaaaaaannnnnnnnddddddd lvl up
>>318730397
Having revealed himself, The King deflects your Burning Finger with... his finger.
>>318730641
TWO BURNING FINGERS?
>>318730641
USE YOUR KNIGHT TO PUT HIM IN CHECK
>>318730641
tell him that you are gonna beat him up now
>>318730641
Grab his hand, THEN burning finger
>>318730641
Dogpile him with your party
>>318730641
Get your party to surround him.
>>318730641
Anon up set over his roll, emergency level up
>>318730696
BUt you don't ahve a knight. All you have is a pillow with a female knight printed on it
>>318731095
throw pillow at king
>>318731095So how's hero skeleton holding up over this?
>>318731095
give him the pillow in exchange for forgiving hero
>>318731095
Use burning finger on the body pillow
>>318731095
love-love burning finger with the pillow
>>318731095
Comfort hero skelly, level up with game genie
>>318731159
"Here, Female Knight, hold this for me"
>>318731510
Hero Skeleton, outraged with the multiple layers of deception, activates hero mode
>>318731510
o shit
>>318731510
That was a gift from GOD! Rage reeeeeeeeeeee!
>>318731510
woo female knight with your barbaric charm
>>318731510
Use burning finger on female knight
>>318731510
"It's not like I have it cause I yearn for you, b-baka."
>>318731549
"So tell me Barbarian, why do you continue to fight my Empire? All I did was killed your entire tribe, let it go" said the King on his throne of female knights
>>318731972
>I was born in a small village, which was raided by knights, FOREIGN knights
>>318731972
punch that grin off his royal face
>>318731972
ask him why our character sucks so much
>>318731972
i fight for muh freedoms
>>318731972
Pull down our pants.
>>318731972
YOU KILLED MY FATHER, YOU KILLED MY PEOPLE! YOU TOOK MY FATHERS SWORD...
>>318731972
throw zesty love potion at him to get the female knights to overwhelm him
then take him hostage for negotiation purposes
>>318731972
smack talk
>>318732089
"Your freedom will only lead to your death. DO you really want to continue?"
>>318732345
Hell yeah nigga
>>318732345
do you want to suck my cock?
>>318732345
Have the party surround him. Swear to his death on your mothers disembodied ghost head.
>>318732345
There's got to be something we can do to not suck so hard!
>>318732345
Death? More like barbarian life! Lvl up rage!
>>318732345
flex your muscles at the sexy knight ladies
>>318732449
"Have you tried grinding for levels yet?"
>>318732631
That's gay
>>318732631
That's a pretty good idea, thanks King
>>318732631
Grind your sparkling, shiny teeth for levels.
>>318732631
MONTAGE
>>318732631
Yeah but you keep interupting !
>>318732631
REACH DOWN YOUR PANTS
CONFUSE YOUR ENEMY
>>318732679
"Good, now go train so when I kill you it'll take more than 5 seconds"
>>318732631
"But you'll grind your own levels in the meantime!"
