Console-tan Tuesday.
First for Gamesphere
>>318534906
>you will never own the most sophisticated gaming experience ever created by humans
>>318535297
Xbone without her helmet is heresy anon
>>318535985
But I needed an appropriate image to depict my sorrow.
NX-Tan here!
>>318535985
I think her helmet is stupid and it's the reason I don't like her.
>>318536709
When it's done.
>>318537001
How can you hate the cutest thing to ever grace our world?
>>318537001
That's a shame
>>318537115
I just don't like it. It looks weird
>>318537181
tis
>>318537440
>anon will never know the joys of loving Xbone
This makes me sad.
Get anything on Black Friday?I slept through my alarm and missed everything.
>>318538401
I almost got a wiiu
Almost
>>318538741
>almost
Why didn't you commit?
>>318538863
College is expensive
;_; I'll never be a kid again
>>318539141
That's too bad, the Wii U bundle was one hell of a deal.
>>318539703
Only if you have an external HD for it.
I need to go out and get one for XCX..
Xbone a qt, but I have a pressing matter to address.Dentist jaguar- tan belittling other early nineties tans when?
>>318540102
>people don't have external hard drives
Don't they hand them out in boxes of Cracker Jacks nowadays?
>>318540264
>snobby rich girls belittling othersmuh dick
>>318540421
>>318539703
>>318538863
>>318538401
This thread is getting 2lewd2fastkeep going
>>318538401
>>318538863
>>318539703
>>318540421
PS4-tan version where?
>>318541314
Black Friday is not a high point in a -tan's life
>>318541508
especially if you've already attained Greatness.
>>318541585
Best version for the best console-tan!
She's so charming.
This is all I got so far...
>>318541585
Needs more 30 million sales
>>318541842
>2nd row on the right
kawaii~
why don't you just post this shit in ur drawthread general? :3c
>>318542064
Drawthreads don't like console or board tans.
>>318542004
Agreed, we need an updated version of this.
Are there ones for more obscure consoles like the Sega CDX? Neo Geo AES?
Plug and play console tans where
>>318542176
please do short comic page of her finding out the new sales figures and suddenly growing, causing her to bust out of her top
>>318542387
Why is this chatroom allowed to stay up?
>>318542528
>>318542567
Similar reasons to why you're allowed to continue living
>>318542176
>>318542416
It's 30 mil now, God knows what i'll be after this holiday season
she's gonna need a bigger bra
I want a comic about how all console fps are aim-assisted and maybe the PC looking at them with some emotion or something.
>>318542416
I like this idea
>>318542632
>>318542670
Because you guys can't start a steam group to discuss your daily lives while posting not really video games?
>>318542680
I hope some of those millions go to herdick
>>318542291
I know they do, but all I have to offer today is this.
>>318542762
>>318537115
She looks like a fucking minion tbqh
>>318542871
>>318542680
>God knows what i'll be after this holiday season
I would love if it was something like "oh man did you hear about how well ps4 did on black friday"
she could start smaller than the 20 million picture for a better effect (since her size seems more affected by recent sales and people generally draw her more and more normal as time since the news passes) but should still end up bigger.
Stepping away from lewds for moment.Unless you anons come up with nice drawing idea.
>>318543067
>>318543210
>Hearthstone
I feel your pain, PC.
>>318542567
because /v/ drawfags (and women, respectively) are illuminati status and can do whatever they want
have this wii u fanart
>>318542567
Because you haven't found out how to filter threads yet
>>318543210
Do this please.
>>318540264
>>318543067
>>318543210
>>318543661
I too would like to see Jaguar engaging in a rousing game of Mouth Invader.
>>318543529
>home button isn't on the ass
ONE JOB
>>318543795
>a fucking toaster
>>318544052
Don't bully Toaster-tan. He's doing his best.
>>318543795
>Mike Meekins the toaster
Alright, console-tan thread. Post them boobs and butts so I can fap and be done with this
>>318543795
>>318544319
>>318543795
And that's it. I know 32x-tan is a short stack genesis friend, and segacd is a taller, more apathetic friend.
>>318544319
Sorry, fresh out of life and hometown.
>>318544319
Butts.
>>318543795
Some needs to recreate the Volgin and Snake disguised as Raikov scene using PC and Shield.
>>318543210
Who is PC playing against?He just played Reno didn't he?
>>318545108
There is a criminally small amount of GBC
>>318543210
>Stepping away from lewds for moment
Lewds? Tell me more.
/r/ing pic of xbone and pc in various temps
Any new 2DS?She's my favorite.
>>318546489
>>318546569
>>318546703
Toaster-kun a best
>>318546703
Is the joke supposed to be that PC over heats when it's even just a mild temperature?
>>318546703
That toaster PC on the background
Is using AMD
>>318543795
Still waiting on that PC and Toasty buddy cop thing.
Xbone best lover.
>>318546569
>>318546703
>>318546883
>>318547143
>getting triggered this easily
The cutest
>>318547143
>>318546703
I wanna bone the xbone
Still no SDT hair of other tans
>>318547521
Xbone is not for lewds.
>>318547643
I want to lick her butthole
>>318547701
>>318547936
Big and healthy.
>>318544503
I want to have consensual sex with PS4-tan
is there one forsteam machinesyet?
>>318548047
>>318548153
>that stare
>those fists
I actually laughed at this one.
>>318548089
PC's half-sister who's an even bigger retard than 2DS
>>318534381
>posting anything other than Arcade-tan
>>318548624
I am 100% behind this concept
>>318547143
>not using rankine
fucking celsiustards and their arbitrary shit
>>318548163
sauce
>>318548927
http://consoletan.booru.org/index.php?page=post&s=view&id=909
>>318548047
http://consoletan.booru.org/index.php?page=post&s=view&id=1441
>>318547027
What kind of cases they should be solving?
>>318547643
Xbone is for battletoads.
>>318549265
Crowdfunding frauds.
>>318547316
lel
>>318549265
Things like, "who stole snes's copy of earthbound?" Or, "oh shit, that torrent leads us to the pirate king! What should we do big guy?" Mostly theft cases I'd imagine.
>>318547143
At least Fahrenheit works on a human scale.
0 = super cold
100 = super hot
Fahrenheit is way easier to use, metric is better as a measurement system though.
>>318549656
I imagine it to be detective comics meets axe cop, because pc has been shown to be fairly strange.
>>318538401
Got a3.55PS3slim 320Go for150€oneBay
>>318549265
people asking why their PC or rig refuses to work or leave the house.
>>318549265
>your fps has the right to remain constant
>any dips can and will be used against you in the court of vidya
>You have the right to patch
>if you cannot afford a patch a community mod will be appointed to you
>>318549210
>>318549250
I love you both.
>>318549708
>100f
>super hot
What?
>>318549958
on a human scale.
Most weather temps in the western world are between 0 and 100.
Requesting a short comic of xbone being super hype for her upcoming game battletoads, and snea-tan offering to show her what battletoads is all about because she's experienced with that game. Comic ends with xbone being either super worried that the game won't sell because it's going to be hard, or her being super excited for the upcoming challenge.
>>318549958
What he's saying is that Fahrenheit is a better scale when it comes to knowing what to wear or how hot/cold it is. More room for change than the typical 0-30 you get with Celsius.
>>318550194
>upcoming game battletoads
Is that real or just hypothetical for the comic?
>>318549708
>F works on a human scale
>as opposed to water freezing at 0 and boiling at 100
Kay
>>318550458
It was released as part of rare replay if that counts.
>>318550542
How often are you considering if water would boil when you're deciding what coat to wear.
Human scale. Not water.
>>318550751
Ah, okay, I was thinking a brand new game.
>>318550751
I could have sworn the killer instinct reveal was a teaser for a new battletoads.
There.
>>318550917
>below 10 wear coat
ez
>>318551064
I'd watch the fuck out of that show.
>>318547643
I agree
>>318551064
Toasty looks so girly
>>318552112
Or maybe PC is just too manly.
>>318549265
>What kind of cases they should be solving?
Well-ventilated ones.
>>318551064
TOASTER IS GRIL?
>>318552574
He's just not a built as PC.
I want to wife Genesis-tan
Who makes these shorts?
>>318553372
Which ones in particular? Because there's a bunch of drawfags floating around.
>>318552112
>>318552574
now i wanna see a female Toasty
Where's Toylet-tan?
Is there a Tiger-tan?
>>318554491
There's Jaguar-tan
>>318554675
And she's the best.
>>318554875
She's spoiled, you mean
>>318555362
I fail to see how that changes my previous statement.
Reminder that we got a steam group http://steamcommunity.com/groups/consoletan
What would you give jaguar- tan for her birthday? I'd give hervideogames
>>318556335
I gave her doom that I got off ebay
>>318556409
Was doomed on the jaguar any good? Anything must have been better than the 32X version.
>>318556568
No music everything else was better.
>>318554491
I'd like to think tiger electronics-tax would be several identicle characters of various colors who each are only capable of one or two functions so you always see them together like a hive mind.
>>318556619
No music at all? Just silence? That's pretty shit.
>>318556969
just youtube the songs in the background and its not so bad
>>318551532
anything below like 60 dude.
>>318555748
Is she clueless or cruel?
flockmod.com/thebreakroom
>>318556568
For what it's wroth it's probably the best and most faithful console port of the game. There's no music, however, and that's pretty shitty.
Honestly though I don't know why anyone would play a console Doom unless it's Doom 64, since that's actually a new game in the series rather than a port.
>>318557304
Not bad
>>318557220
But YouTube wasn't around in '94.
>>318556039
Sent ;^)
>>318557278
Whatever you want her to be anon. I think her original personality was that she was super snooty because she came from a long line of consoles, while simultaneously ignoring how bad she actually is.
>>318557278
A little bit of both I like to think.
Feet
>>318557405
Is there anything actually worth playing on the jaguar? Has it been successfully emulated at all?
Feet 2
Super Feet 3
>>318547567
Snes when?
>>318558404
Feet U when?
>>318558276
The only Jaguar games I played way back when were Doom and Alien vs Predator, both of which I enjoyed at the time. Not sure how AvP holds up today.
Never looked into emulation for Jaguar so I have no idea.
>>318540264
Jaguar girl becoming a dentist instead of letting herself fall in obscurity is such an endearing idea i'd love to see it happen.
>>318558404
i want to have her blow my cartridge and then jam it into her slot.
>>318559602
I work at a little game store, and once in a while I see cool shit come in. I found a copy of kasumi ninja and decided to look up gameplay. It's fucking awful in every way. A customer of mine told me he enjoyed alien vs. predator, so I looked that up too. It seemed empty and boring. After he saw gameplay of kasumi ninja, he decided not to buy it.
>>318560020
I figure if I keep asking, someone will draw it eventually.
>>318534381
Requesting:
PC engine duo chan
>>318542934
holy shit
>>318560574
I don't remember much but AvP was pretty cool because you could play as a human, alien, or predator, each with their own weapons and that was incredible in an fps in 1994. Like Hexen but a year sooner.
>>318560826
And PS2-tan is still working with the military, right? That thing about them making a supercomputer out of racks of PS2's connected in parallel?
Is there a PS1-tan?
>>318562171
She could use more art but yeah, she exists.
>>318562384
Onee-chan taught me so much. Her and PS2-tan were the best years of gaming I ever had.
>>318547106
POST CARD
>>318561353
I thought it was ps3s that were chained together to make the supercomputer.
>>318561292
I saw some gameplay of both alien and predator, but almost nothing happened.
>>318548020
>Her speech bubble is also burgershaped
Mother fucker, whoever did that is a genius.
>>318562878
I'm not sure so I can't tell you you're a misguided faggot. Imma look it up.
>>318547936
Where can I get the cards?
>>318558195
Has Octo done anything new since... forever ago?
>>318562384
The world needs more PS1.
>>318563028
>you're a misguided faggot.
http://www1.umassd.edu/communications/articles/showarticles.cfm?a_key=3392
I expect an apology anon.
>>318562878
>>318563028
Awshit, allegedly it's both of them. Both PS2 and her imouto.
PS2-tan works for the University of Illinois:
http://www.nytimes.com/2003/05/26/technology/26XSUPE.html?pagewanted=all
And PS3-tan works for the AirForce Research Lab:
http://www.popsci.com/technology/article/2010-12/air-forces-new-supercomputer-made-1760-playstation-3s
If PS1-tan is really a scientist then she must be fucking proud of her imoutos.
I can totally see PS4 and Vita making mad dosh with a kissing booth after the new Estival Versus DLC.
>>318562856
>>318563194
http://178.140.224.56/aa2/index.html?view=AA05873
Here you go, friends. If this thread is still up when I get back I'll post screens of vita, ps4, and 3ds.
some quality shit right here
>>318563420
No, fuck you, you get half an apology. Both of us were right.
>>318563474
Look at that. I don't think I knew about the ps2 cluster.
>>318563390
No and with all that weird shit he draws now would you want him really drawing that shit with the CTs?
>>318563578
So is the PC/Toasty crime fighting duo now canon?Which is the good cop and which is the bad?
I half heartedly accept.
>>318563671
I can see a university turning to PS2 instead of PS3, less complicated and less expensive.
>>318563778
Better yet which one is sam and which one is max
>>318563687
>with all that weird shit he draws now
>now
He did that shit well before these threads came into existence. I'm just thankful he didn't do any of that shit with the tans. Still, the tan stuff he did draw is really good.
>>318563687
I like how he draws and some of the fetishes he does, the ones I don't I just ignore.
>>318563936
Well, PC is capable of more capable of processing complex decisions, whereas toasty is a bit slow and prone to mental glitches.
>>318562505
Link a fellow Idort up?
>>318563923
Aye aye. Now someone needs to draw the three sisters being all sciency and shit together with labcoats and stuff.
>>318549708
You just think that because you're used to Fahrenheit.
>>318563889
I used to live around that area and I remember the newspaper articles about it. Although I remember it happening in like, 2009 or 2010. They used the ps3 because of the cell processor, something about the power vs. cost at that time.
>>318564223
Seconding this request.
I want togo for a beer withPC
>>318564285
>>318564429
Is there any case of other consoles being used for military and general science research?
>>318564458
>pcs liquid cooling system isyour favorite beer
>>318564654
Jaguar is (was?) a dentist. That's a science, right?
>>318540264
>>318564862
Yeah, but she ain't doing research, just applying the knowledge already discovered to treat your bad tooth.
Is she the closest thing to a non-Sony vidya console doing research, then?
>>318564862
I guess Jaguar is the only one who could barely keep pace with the Sony sisters when they go into science mode. And PC of course since he does everything.
>>318565153
Jaguar just seems to refuse to die. I just heard about an indiegogo project from last year that involved a guy who bought the jaguar molds from the dentistry company and had plans to reintroduce it as his own system back into the market.
And to be fair, they took several PlayStations to make a super computer.
>>318565036
I'm not sure. I know there was a game boy that survived combat though.
>>318565929
>tfw nobody ever does clothes-busting expansion of the tans
The other day there was this girl on TV who reminded me of Wii U.
>>318566142
GOOD
>>318566165
She looks like an old Selma Blair.
>>318566142
JADF had a fairly expansive PS4-tan.
>>318566054
The portables are all probably combat veterans, to be honest. Many soldiers would've been even more stressed without their support.
>>318535297
Why is X-bone never portrayed as blind and needing her helmet to see?
>>318567438
Tote probably right, but good ol' game boy survived actual combat, and as the scars to prove it.
>>318567440
Xbone's helmet is her Kinect. She's fine without it, but prefers to keep it on.
>>318567440
She generally is portrayed like that, though. It's just most people keep her helmet on.
>>318564197
http://consoletan.booru.org/index.php?page=post&s=view&id=942
>>318568067
Game Boy gets a medal for being wounded in combat. We have no testimony for the other -tans surviving from an injury but I bet several of them returned unscathed avoiding damage somehow.
I doubt any would have the fortitude Game Boy has, tho'.
>>318546703
I love how PC and Toaster, even though their performance difference is great, they are bros.
>>318568469
That's for sure. imagine if it was a game gear? thing probably would have drained its batteries from fear.
>>318568478
They are both mustard race, even if toasty has to turn down all his settings.
>>318568469
It's a shame the Nintendium mines are all dried up.
>>318551064
I don't think toaster should be a gril. It looks girly.
someone make more mistress ps4
possibly facesitting xbone tan
Posting xbone-tan
>>318538401
Friend of the family gave me a free 360 they were going to sell, and I bought an HDTV to go with it.I kinda wish it had been a PS3 but it's still cool
>>318569756
>tfw minionposting is dead
>>318568961
They only use it on wiimotes now, friend. They probably only have a few tons left, not enough to produce any consoles but barely enough for wiimote manufacturing.
>>318558720
reminds me of this
>>318570398
>Ben Garrison
>no statue of liberty
Would you buy an Ouye?
>>318572206
I'm a disgusting weebfag so I got together with Vita-chan. Sorry.
>>318553790
;^)
doing quick doodle requests again.
also a bit unrelated but anyone getting Xenoblade Chronicles X? I wanna add some people so I can fuck around once I get it Thursday
>>318572319
Pretty hot.
>>318572319
The 3 first Sony sisters as science women (i.e. with labcoats) discussing science stuff happily, please. Y'know, PS1, PS2 and PS3.
>>318549265
Piracy
>>318572319
NeoGeohandbra
>>318572319
Do this please.
>>318540264
>>318572585
But PC is the one where pirates work their exploits before cracking open the other console-tans. If anything, he's like a corrupt cop.
>>318543795
kid's f*cked for life now
Don't die on me thread!
