Why is she such perfection?
She was designed to be everything that is out of the reach of the general gamer..
>>318405642
>you'll never bend samus over and jizz all over her booty
>>318405982
>A bunch of birds will never poop all over her
I want her to kick me on the floor and hold me down with her boot.
>>318407562
whoa, that's pretty ugly senpai
Latex body suit and a body BUILT for raw sex.
>>318407562
Then she would make me worship them and spank me like the little bitch I am.
>>318407968
Humans can't satisfy her.
why is 99.99% of her porn so boring
>>318408057
nothing can satisfy her. She's a goddess.
The bimbofication of a true hero.
>>318408454
Is it just me or did the model get worse from 2008 to 2010?
>>318409791
everything about metroid got worse in 2010. Sadly it still hasn't recovered.
>>318409791
Her ponytail was so perfect in 2008
>>318409791
The wii is just that bad.
>>318410918
2008 is her from smash bros. brawl on the Wii.
>>318409791
Of course it did. That's from Other M.
I want to spoon with her.She would be the big spoon
>>318408315
>>318408057
she doesn't ever want to be satisfied, you faggots
>>318408234
Because jap porn artists think she should be submissive, even though she's 100% perfect for playing a dominant role.
Also, because most porn artists, jap and western, don't depict her body type correctly.
>>318409791
Yes. Even ignoring the stupid heels on the ZS, Samus's model overall is boring in Other M. In all other depictions, she has an athletic look to her. In OM she just looks like a generic skinny supermodel. Her head is also a bit too small, and her face looks a little weird.
>>318407968
I wish there were more of this out there.Bird fucking is GOAT
>>318408057
Just go back to rule34 comment section already.
>>318413449
Nigger detected.
She's fine as she is.
>>318405642
because she's imaginary
>>318413656
fuck me missposted
I miss going on space adventures with Samus.
Too bad the next scheduled Metroid game has nothing to do with her.
>>318414834
But on the bright side, the next REAL Metroid won't be released on a dying gimmick.
>>318414994
Will it even be brought up in a meeting?
At this rate the franchise is doomed to join F-Zero in the Nintendo franchise graveyard.
>I know right?
>>318407051
I want the next Metroid to be a hyper stylized 2.5D platformer
>>318415767
I'dfundthat.
>>318415767
We'll never be lucky enough to get Super Metroid 2.
>>318405642
Because she's a fictional character created in a vacuum where real world imperfections don't have to apply? Alternatively, this: >>318413694 to sum it up.
In all honesty, the disparity between what kind of character Zero suit Samus is and what kind of character I imagine her to be while playing the actual metroid games is so large that I basically see suited samus and zero suit as two different characters.
I want the next installment to be open galaxy.
Not just open world. I want to fly the spaceship through space and do space missions for space people in space. I wanna have space battles. I wanna board their ship, blast them from the inside, and sell their stuff. I wanna get bounties and hunt those fuckers down.I know I'll never get this
>>318416868
Yeah won't happen just because the amount of development time to make it not underwhelming is too high. Hunters and Prime 3 both tried a more open ship flying format and both were meh for different reasons. Putting space battle on top of that would stretch the development even thinner from there, which is why they didn't include it in Prime 3.
>>318405642
the artstyle reminds me of THAT comic
>>318408053
Yes pleeeeease
Post samus porn
>>318419151
No u
>>318418435WHAT comic?
>>318419494You know the one.
>>318419635But I actually dont
>>318419635Anon means THAT comic
>>318419996Consider yourself lucky then
>all of these betafags itt
You are part of the reason why feminazis have become a problem.
>>318420225Why
>>318420225I liked it
>>318420427
Samus shits herself and then really weird shit happens it's fucking disgusting
>>318410581
Nah, her hair is definitely better in Sm4sh by a long shot.
>>318405642
>Why is she such perfection?
>she
kek samus is trans
>>318420930
Nice vintage meme
>>318419635
you mean that one about remodeling?
>>318421012
>facts are memes now
>>318421308
And the memes continue. Nice.
>>318421167
It's the one described by >>318420663
It used to be posted a lot in ZSS threads.
>>318421349
Nice transphobia anon
>>318418046
They should do it like Ratchet and Clank A Crack in Time where the space is all on a 2D plane but there are dog fights small moon with side missions, side quests you can find, combined with a comfy space radio and good atmosphere. If Insomniac can do it, I'm sure Nintendo can spare the dosh for Retro Studios or Sakamoto's team.
ARMOR FAG
WHERE ARE YOU
>>318421352
oh that one
that one is tired and lame
the one about remodeling is a classic
>>318405642
Wow hey guys
>>318415767
I want a live action hollywood Metroid movie where Samus is now a black lady for the sake of diversity.
>>318405642
>I know a girl that looks just like that, except for a slightly longer nose
>she smiled at me today and I almost had a heart attack
>>318422038
how would it feel to get your shithole remodeled?
>>318405642
>You'll never cum inside Samus, all over her naked body, have her put her zero suit on, squishing it all over, cum on the zero suit, have her materialize her power suit over her zero suit, further making a stick mess, then finally cumming on her power suit
>>318422038
>the one about remodeling is a classic
one of my favorite doujins of all time for sure. Eroquis/Butcha-U is a fucking god.
>those hookers parodies
muh dick
>>318408454
But 2004's Samus has the best ass.
>>318405642
Let's see:
>Aryan features
>tall
>athletic
>still has a killer ass
>gets things done and doesn't whine about being a woman
>all the while remaining feminine
As an added bonus:
>totally shuts down tumblrcore discussions about females in games as she is among the oldest game characters and arguably the strongest female protagonist in games while being sexy simultaneously
Oh and she has her own spaceship. What's not to like
>>318422027
If the armor was interesting or impressive in any way then it would have taken more than a blue jumpsuit to derail this series.
The Varia suit was cool in 1994. It's not cool now.
>>318423065
>>318422523
>implying you're able to cum 4 times that quickly
There's a refractory period, anon
>>318423192
>refractory
there's a stubborn or unmanageable period?
what the fuck are you on about?
maybe you latency period?
>>318423185
You know I'm right.
The armor has become quaint.
>>318423331
>>318423323
Yes, there is. It's that most men can't keep it up and are too sensitive to go again immediately after orgasm. It's typically known as the refractory period. I'm sorry that English isn't your first language and that you misunderstand common colloquialisms.
>>318423613
Bert is smarter than Ernie. He'll back me up on this.
>>318423703
>>318423935
Bert would never say such a thing.
>>318424105
My rage is only fueled by the fact that CAPTCHA IS A FUCKING BITCH AND DOESN'T ACCEPT THE TRAFFIC SIGNS
MY FUCKING ASS IT ISN'T A TRAFFIC SIGN
IT'S METALLIC AND HAS A HUGE FUCKING 30 ON IT
Just look at all the homos at /v/ whine endlessly about some imaginary sjw threat and then do the same exact thing they're blaming their obese tumblr spooks for doing: >>318408454
>>318424392
The only one who brought up SJW in this thread is you mate, fuck off.
>>318422349
waifu that shit
>>318405642
>lumbar lordosis.jpg
>perfection
>>318426018
Oh, there's a medical term for the way niggers stick out their asses now. Imagine that.
>>318405642
I gotta say Metroid is dead but at least it died a sexy death
>>318423676
oh my bad i thought the term was latency period not refractory (i looked up the term)
i guess we now know which one of us knows more about penises than the other
>>318405642
I wanna_be_Samus
>>318426641
I want you to_be_Samus too, anon.
Follow your dreams.
>>318426593
Nice try, but I looked up how to move past this period because Iregularly have sexand wanted to maximize the times I do.
>>318426806
> nice try
what are you on about this time?
>>318419151
You do it senpai
I want to have a drink with Samus.
She'd probably have some good stories to share.
I love Samus!
>>318423065
>>318423331
>having tastes this shit
>>318427132
Samus legit strikes me as someone who's probably chill as fuck in person. Probably has lots of issues, but is strong enough to be chill 90% of the time. Probably goes out and enjoys herself often too.
>>318405982
But I want to cum balls-deep inside her! I want to impregnate Samus!
>>318428436
The varia suit is just a bunch of mobile suit parts thrown together, it isn't really that special.
