Why don't you like playing as Argonian?
Don't you realize how beneficial breathing under water is?
TES6 better have cute argonians
Nothing else matters
>Skyrim
>underwater
Literally all you can find are those hostile as fuck fishes.
>>318387791
Because double damage is superior to an effect I can get from a cheapo potion.
Is TES:O worth playing?
>>318388454
God no.
>>318388101
Name one official depiction of argonians that wasn't cute
>>318388361
>nothing underwater anywhere in skyrim but fishes
>>318388448
>forcing yourself into alchemy
that's not how you play RPGs!
>>318388454
LOL
>>318387791 Because they're already in our government. I rather not play the race thats been controlling us and eating our babies.
>not doing alchemy and enchanting in Elder Scrolls
I mean if you want to be inferior to other builds it's fine I guess.
>>318388551
>nothing underwater anywhere in skyrim but fishes
Yes, that's pretty much what I'm saying and it's a goddamned shame too. There was so much potential for the Sea of Ghosts to be some really scary shit but there's nothing there and nothing even takes you out there for any shenannigans.
>>318387791
How much underwater content is there in Skyrim, really? It's not like you're exploring Kedge Keep or anything. Mind you I never played anything but the base game so I dunno, did they add something?
>>318387791
Because they're fucking disgusting.
>>318388454
Meh, it's okay if you are just looking to kill some time. It's basically vanilla skyrim:online.
>>318389402
how
>>318390354
Even when you ignore the appearance they're still disgusting. Come from trees and shit. Their land is a disease filled shithole. They lick that gooey shit from their eldritch trees that give them hallucination and basically brainwash them. They're such commies that they even change genders multiple times if needed in their lifespan to suit the needs of the hist.
Fucking ew.
>>318390785
native argonians seem a lot different than their imperial counterparts
kind of like comparing ashlanders to dark elves in oblivion
>>318390956
>imperial counterparts
Dude they're all linked to the hist despite their location.
You're thinking of Bosmer. They cut ties when they leave the forest and the pact.
>>318387791
Argonians are huge mary sues
Khajiit are more fun because they are actually a shitty race of rascals and slackers overall
>>318391184
So you're saying all argonians travel back to the Black Marsh to lick the sap? How often?
Or do they have their little own hist trees? I've never seen them
>>318387791
My nigga, Waterbreathing is the reason why I always go Argonian!
>that Mage Guild quest in Oblivion were a bad mage tries to drown you in a well with an enchanted ring
>>318387791
Because I can't play a female unless she has breasts
>>318391285
>So you're saying all argonians travel back to the Black Marsh to lick the sap? How often?
They pretty much cannot leave until they do so. Once they lick that shit they become "alive". Something to do with the soul or whatever. And no their trees are barricaded and exclusive to their homeland. It's practically impossible to reach them. Talos just went "fuck it" and didn't even bother.
>>318391246
Khajiit probably have the coolest lore in the series. And indeed they are a race of slackers, who love to get high and look at shiny things all day.
>>318387791
because they aren't Bretons
>>318391339
Then install titty lizards
>>318391334
A friend of mine lured a Necromancer underwater on some grotto and the fucker was too Gamebryo to get to land and drowned. To this day, the sound he made is still used for shits and giggles among us.
>>318391656
>the second most generic race right behind nord
Nope.
>>318391831
>breton
>generic
my goodness
>>318391339
>>318391661
But Argonian females have breasts. They're not your typical real life lizards so it makes sense. Some Argonians are birthed in eggs while others are born normally. Their tits are functional.
>>318391285
Female Argonians carry hist sap in their tits, that's why they have tits despite being lizards.
And they are basically just lizards, the reason they are sentient and have a man/mer-like shape is due to the Hist's design.
>>318391831
oh my, he's retarded
>thinks any race that isn't a furry/scaly is a generic race
>>318391907
Aren't they just Half Elves?
>>318392286
No, just think Nord and Brenton are generic because of their lore and homeland. Mind you the elves and Redguard(human race) are far more interesting.
>enchant one piece of gear with water breathing
Argonifags BTFO
>>318392430
yeah man if you go to high rock its just some half elves standing around
theres nothing to them, very generic race
>>318392603
>"immune to poisons"
>no one uses poisons except player, Falmer and their pets
>second most useless racial ability in game
>>318392430
Yes, too bad they look like thin humans. They really don't have elf features at all.
Fuckin Skyrim doesn't even let you fight underwater. I think there's like one part in the Thieves Guild where waterbreathing is actually useful.
>>318387791
Because they're not Dark Elves.
>>318388551
>>318387791
>Name one official depiction of argonians that wasn't cute
all of them
argonians are hands-down the ugliest TES race, beating khajit by a very narrow margin
you and op both have shit taste
argonians are only cute in fanart or with mods
otherwise they're fucking hideous
>>318392815
Would you like something like pic related?
>>318387791
I thought this was a picture of a fucking massive Argonian and the rock to the left was actually a mountain Even Todd couldn't climb.
I don't find their women attractive.
>>318393046
>you and op
>>318393372
You don't like macrophilia?
>an entire race of creatures who breathe underwater
>there's nothing under water
>no underwater cities
>no loot
>nothing
Bethesda
>>318393481
It's one fetish i don't really understand, though I always wonder if everyone who likes it also wants to be stepped on or do some people just want to fuck giants?
This is beside the point, I just thought it was a fucking massive argonian, and was slightly disappointed it wasn't
They're pretty sexy t͏͏b͏͏h http://www.nexusmods.com/skyrim/mods/62574/?tab=1&navtag=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.nexusmods.com%2Fskyrim%2Fajax%2Fmoddescription%2F%3Fid%3D62574%26preview%3D&pUp=1
>>318393481
>>318393624
macrophilia is a shit tier fetish
fucking a building isn't hot
it's a sad, weird power fantasy that comes off autistic to everyone else
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>Argonians in TES4
>Making imperial guards drown then taking their armour
I hope they bring back water in TES6
>>318394136
I like shortstacks because they're all spunky and I their proportions encourage my penis.
>>318387791
Maybe in oblivion, but you couldn't fight underwater in skyrim so why bother?
>>318394535
There's abigdifference between shortstack/giantess and macro/micro.
>>318394794
Heh
>>318387791
Because I actually like wearing boots and full helmets in Morrowind
Because they look horrible in Oblivion
Because Skyrim has no worthwhile underwater content, their poor heads get smushed by full helmets or masks, and race doesn't even matter in that game anyway
>>318395512
Morrowind is the best game to be an Argonian though, there's underwater loot everywhere
