A customer who has previously been abused and unjustly banned by GameStop staff is leading a boycott of all GameStop stores until the ban is lifted.
Will you join her?
https://youtu.be/ZhM1rDTwvY8
>>318386778
That sounds like the sort of thing ch-
oh
He got even fatter.
>>318386778
With Chris-chan until the bitter end!
>>318386778
>he's concluded his protest
How is he going to react when Season 2 of Sonic Boom starts?
>>318386778
Nice titties.
>>318386778
Ian Brandon Anderson's still at it, huh?
>Mighty lesbian
>>318386778
>chris chan admitting the protest was a waste of time and one of the worst things he's ever done
oh shit
>>318387219
Holy shit, he's learning?
>>318387295
Considering he's using his old stupid protest as an excuse to start a new stupid protest, no.
By the way, one key detail Chris forgot in the video: the reason he's banned from Best Buy is because he shoplifted from there long before the DON'T CALL ANYBODY incident.
>>318386778
>if you unban me, everyone wins
>if you don't unban me you will have the guilt of discriminating against a high functioning autistic lesbian transwoman famous author with headache inducing mental handicaps
>everyone loses if I am left banned from everywhere
what has happened to him
>blue arms
>>318387414
What is Merried Seinor Comic supposed to be?
I already boycott gamestop
>>318386778
>you can give everyone good karma by forgiving me
>or I will tell the Better Business Bureau that you work two jobs
Does chris chan not know that's completely legal?
>and nobody will win with the hippopotamus weights upon their heads forever
I know he's autistic but does he seriously think he has that much of an impact on people?
>>318387639
Nobody knows, but here's my best guess.
From what I understand the Manajerks tried pulling a good cop bad cop routine on Chris. B-Manajerk just wanted him to fuck off while Merried Seinor Comic tried to talk it out. I imagine he might have said something along the lines of "I'm married, I know the right way to get a girlfriend!", which led to Chris remembering him as a married senior. And this is the comic version of that person, so he's Merried Seinor Comic.
This is all baseless speculation on my part, though.
>>318386778
>15 mins
Yeah nah
>>318387910
When Chris got suspended from PVCC, he wrote to George W. Bush asking him to lift the suspension.
When the Asperpedia was pissing Chris off, he wrote to Obama asking him to shut it down.
Chris' ego is so huge he believes the motherfucking President will go out of his way to personally fix his shit.
His ego has no limits.
>>318386778
>everyone of my thousands to millions of fans worldwide
How could he think he has millions of fans when his videos are lucky to even hit the thousands?
>>318386778
>my yellow shirted foe
Oh no, does he now have a new villain to rival the owner of the game place?
>that gut
>>318386778
>and we all know that love and friendship conquers hatred
>we could stop wars if we learn from the positive friendship TV shows that are available including my little pony friendship is magic and the care bears
I keep forgetting he's the original brony
>this embargo begins... Right now! Game over, gamestop
oh chris
>he got a new cat
poor thing
>He became is own boyfriend-free girl
DON'T
>>318388218
>clean
not really
>>318386778
I was just wondering what chris tran has been up to recently.
>>318388795
CALL
>>318389183
MY MOM
To date, Chris has made amiibos of...
>Sonichu (Sonic)
>Rosechu (Samus/Zero Suit Samus)
>Black Sonichu (Bowser/Ganondorf)
>Wild Sonichu (Donkey Kong/Diddy Kong)
>Bubbles Rosechu (Peach/Rosalina)
>Angelica Rosechu (Pit/Dark Pit)
>Punchy Sonichu (Little Mac/Wii Fit Trainer)
>Magi-chan Sonichu (Ness/Mewtwo/Lucas)
>Mary Lee Walsh (Rosalina/Mii/Peach/Zelda)
>Count Graduon (Mii/Ganondorf)
>Autism (Mii)
>Chris-Chan Sonichu (Sonic)
>Robbie Sonichu (Sheik)
>Cera Rosechu (Wario)
>Christine Rosechu (Zelda)
>Simonla Rosechu (Mega Man)
>Silvana Rosechu (Robin/Villager/Wii Fit Trainer)
>Chris (Mii/Link)
>Classic Chris (Mii/Toon Link)
>Barbara (Mii)
>Bob (Mii)
>Jerkops (Mii)
HE HAS NO STYLE
HE HAS NO GRACE
THIS KONG...
>tfw you're not chris-chan
>Chris crowdfunds new Sonichu
>Waterhead gives Chris money
>In exchange, he wants to more or less ghostwrite Sonichu from then on
>The shit he's asking for isn't even funny troll stuff, it's things only he cares about
>Wanted Chris to make a full-page ad for Waterhead's Commander Keen mod, complete with asking the mods of some no-name Commander Keen fan forum to unban Waterhead
>Chris finally has enough of his bullshit and unfriends him
Ya did good, Chris.
>>318389353
>you are not Chris or Anthony Burch
>>318389692
>you're someone even less cared about
>>318389616
>William Elliot Waterhead
>W.E.W.
It's ashame he wasn't a troll, it would've been the perfect setup for a saga.
>>318389760
>implying that's bad
>>318386778
Unjustly banned, you say?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yJkjjpFM97w
>>318389787
He is a troll. Just not a good one. All he does is bother Chris (and for some reason, Gloria Tesch) with irrelevant bullshit only he cares about.
>>318389805
IT WAS SELF DEFENSE!
>>318389805
HEY MAN THAT GOSH DARN NIGGO WAS CRAZED
HE ALMOST OVERLOADED CHRIS'S SENSORS
Obligatory.
>>318389962
>I don't have any of these.
The funniest thing this fucker ever said
>>318386778
Any new info on his trial?
>>318390519
It ended, mate. Six months probation and a $541 fine.
>>318390519
He got a year probation
>RAN A MAN OVER, BREAKING HIS FOOT
>RESISTED ARREST
>ASSAULTED POLICE OFFICER
>ASSAULTED STORE EMPLOYEE WITH A CHEMICAL WEAPON
>MULTIPLE COUNTS OF VANDALISM
ONE YEAR PROBATION
>>318389692
Wondering what do people on here think is worse. To be Chris, or to be Butch?
>>318390684
What, you thought autism being a get out of jail free card was just a meme?
>>318391007
Least one has a reason for being who he is.
Another's a pathetic man.
>>318390684
Yeah, but if he fucks up again while on probation he'll be back up shit creek, won't he?
I don't think he can go that long before doing something stupid again. He'll probably throw shit into the Gamestop from outside the store or something in "protest".
>>318391007
At least being Chris you're blissfully unaware of how shitty your life is. Burch wakes up every day and is immediately hit with this reality.
>>318391007
I always liked chris because he is relateable.
>>318391007
Epic /v/ memes aside, Chris is worse and it's not even a contest.
Anthony Burch has a job, and a fairly high-profile one at that. For whatever other flaws he may have, at least he earns his tugboat.
>>318391126
He managed to behave himself during his last probation, and that was even longer. As dumb as Chris is, even he can understand something as simple as "Fuck up again and you go to prison."
>>318391007
Is there anyone worse then Burch?
>>318391126
Cause fucking with your local Gamestop(s) is an obvious way to protest Sega themselves, don't you know?
>>318391219
>He managed to behave himself during his last probation, and that was even longer. As dumb as Chris is, even he can understand something as simple as "Fuck up again and you go to prison."
I suppose so. It's just OP's video has me wondering what his next move is. That and the whole "Barb is going to die pretty soon and he's desperate for someone to take care of him" thing. I dunno, could be fucking nothing, but still it'll be interesting to see what happens to him.
>>318391446
Remember Chris literally thinks he has millions of Sonichu fans that he can control at a whim to do his bidding. His grip on reality is tenuous as best. Frankly, I'm surprised he didn't do anything stupider than that.
>>318390684
What's his face from the toy store never pressed charges on hitting him with the car and the DA didn't charge regarding the police
The only thing he actually went to court over was the unlawful discharge of mace, he didn't even get assault or battery charges because the "victim" didn't press charges (he was maced in the shirt, not the eyes)
He got something like 6 continuances, the judges have too much shit on their plate to care about this faggot
>>318391219
>condensating bitch
I will never get tired of Chris using the wrong words, it gets me every time.
>>318386778
>Mighty lesbian
>>318391090
but which one is which? :^)
This thread is why we have a trash board
>>318388021
What throws me off the most about this page is that you have to read it starting at the bottom.
>>318386778
>Mighty Lesbian
>>318389275
How does he make money? I just can't see him working in a regular job.
>>318393085
Chris is vidya.
>>318393741
Social Security.
>>318393741
It all comes from the monthly tugboat.
>>318388021
>racist joke inspired by his drunk racist deadbeat father
>ends with the president elect suffering massive injuries at the hands of a smirking Dubya
Also I think it's less that Chris thinks he's important enough to warrant the attention of the president and more that Chris has no real concept of scale (and possibly does not have a working theory of mind). Like an infant who thinks a ball that's rolled behind another object no longer exists, Chris only understands that he exists and the president exists and the president is powerful and could therefore help him.
A lot of his social retardation could be attributed to a lack of theory of mind; he seems to view other people as automatons where he can push the "correct" buttons (as taught to him by cartoons) and get the responses he wants regardless of his previous actions.
>Her
Let me guess, they eye raped her?
>>318393741
His tugboat plus what little he makes from selling his custom amiibos.
>>318393932
she pepper sprayed them after they told her she was banned from the premises because of a previous altercation she had seemingly forgotten about
>>318393946
I don't know for sure, but I suspect these amiibos are costing Chris more than he makes. He has to butcher multiple amiibos for each one, and he has to spend a lot on gas since apparently the nearest GameStop he's not banned from is on a military base.
If he skipped the amiibos and just sold some CRAYOLA FUCKING MODEL MAGIC figures, he could probably turn a profit, but he's not.
>>318389692
Who's Chris Burch?
>>318389275
>>318394128
>it's sad what happened in France
>it reminds me of a similar situation that happened in my Sonichu comics
Sometimes I forget just how egotistic Chris can be.
>>318394485
Is the Jerkop holding a dildo?
>>318394497
To be fair, he genuinely believes that his fantasies actually happen and exist. He thinks the sonichus and such all are real living beings in some other world.
>>318394621yes
>>318389275
>>318394485
This is mildly impressive.
>>318394863
If it were made by a 8 year old and not a 30 year old manchild, you mean.
>>318389275
>>318394485
These will probably get quite valuable when the inevitable A Beautiful Mind-style CWC movie gets made.
You people realize this guy is just a troll, right? He's not actually an autistic trans-lesbian whatever. The entire video reeks of parody.
>>318395565
>he thinks CWC is a troll
hownu.ru
>>318386778
The real tragedy is, if the CWCville universe and the Sonichu character were an actual original ideas and not ripping off the IP of at least two huge international corporations, he might have his own animated show on adult swim by now.
>>318395385
>deeply autistic
>no social skills
>abusive parents
>not a single person he could call "friend"
>mental age still in single digits
>all it takes is a writer to find him out, buy from him the rights for his biography and he'll literally be set for life
>>318395565
How new can a single person possibly be?
>>318395565
No troll goes as far as releasing videos of himself having sex with a love doll and "recycling" his essence mixed with fanta. Even the video of him dry shaving is distrubing.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VdZXqEwaXkc
Does anybody have his dick to scale pic?
>>318395960
>No troll goes as far as releasing videos of himself having sex with a love doll and "recycling" his essence mixed with fanta.
You must be very naive, then. AdSense pays a lot of money these days.
I don't even know who this guy is. All I know is that he's definitely a troll, and not even a very good one at that. He's too obvious, too over-the-top.
>>318395703
(Un)fortunately, even his own fucking stories, jokes and other kinds of "writing" are rip offs (>>318387938) or are just punchlines completely drawn out of context (>>318390304).
At best he might be able to publish his biography as some "living with autism" "survival story", but there isn't a single original thought in that man's mind that could be used for media entertainment.
>>318395785
I think at this point he's gone beyond a diagnosis of autism.
He suffers from extremely delusional thoughts and behaviors, seems to have no theory of mind to speak of, and his gender identity and sexuality are so ridiculously confused that I doubt any pronoun properly describes Shcler.
>>318396345
>rip offs
>punchlines completely drawn out of context
I already said adult swim.
>>318395785
If I ever get enough money to not be a nobody, I am funding a CWC documentary movie, because that shit is a goldmine it seems no one dares tap.
There's drama, action, comedy and basically everything inbetween. Best part is that it is all documented in detail.
If you put the entire life of Chris, unadulterated, onto the big-screen, it is going to be one of the realest life movies ever.
>>318395960
How is he not bleeding all over the place?
>>318396345
The story of the internet cult of personality that sprouted up around him is far more interesting than his personal story.
Any hack screenwriter could make Chris just slightly more sympathetic and make a character study piece focusing on his interaction with the internet.
>>318390304
Every time I see this I lie awake at night trying to unravel its hidden meaning.
>>318396512
>CWC documentary movie
There already is one. It's pretty good, for a no-budget high-school project.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bXjnakAlF-s
>>318396512
>yfw the only actor who could do CWC justice killed himself before he got the chance to play him
>>318387504
>high functioning
>>318396793
I don't mean a documentary. Think more of A (Not So) Beautiful Mind meets (Man)Boyhood.
Except no fucking with the facts. Chris needs to be portrayed as the asshole he is, not some misunderstood boy that the internet bullied.
>>318396839
Shame.
>>318395565
If Chris-chan is a troll he's a very dedicated master of his craft. People have been following this person's life for years, almost obsessively, and it all seems to be genuine.
>>318397106
"High functioning" and "low functioning" autism don't refer to intelligence, it's how badly autism impairs you. Low-functioning autistics can't even perform simple tasks like speaking and dressing themselves.
Yes, Chris is high-functioning. Doesn't mean he's not an idiot.
>>318387504
Chris has always begged and pleaded for unbanning him from his favorite places. He begged to be unbanned from The Game Place several times. He begged and wrote to George W. Bush to be unbanned from PVCC. This is classic Chris here, complaining about a ban caused by his irrational behavior.
>>318397216
You need to fuck with the facts a little bit. There needs to be some emotional connection if you're going to ask an audience to watch one character for an hour and a half.
Enough that even if the audience isn't on Chris' side, they can at least feel bad for him when the movie wants them to.
The ending to a Chris-chan movie would be brutal. You'd wrap up one of the more horrible stories (maybe the house burning down and his fight with Megan), have a depressing scene of Chris feeling the weight of his actions with a sad score, then the warm light of a screen comes on and Chris becomes entranced as usual as the camera slowly pulls out of the room and the door closes. Credits.
>>318396512
There's huge potential in it, he's basically a Henry Darger for the internet era
>>318397272
http://sonichu.com/cwcki/Sonic_the_Hedgehog_Watch_%26_Win_Sweepstakes
http://sonichu.com/cwcki/IT_TOOK_A_TALKING_BEAR_TO_GIVE_THE_NAME_A_YOUNG_BOY_LOVES
http://sonichu.com/cwcki/Chris_Chan_in_the_Pok%C3%A9News
http://sonichu.com/cwcki/McIntire_Park
http://sonichu.com/cwcki/Nintendo_Power_Magazine
http://sonichu.com/cwcki/Shoujo_Beat
http://sonichu.com/cwcki/Fridays_After_Five
http://sonichu.com/cwcki/The_Tale_Of_The_Crazy_Pacer
http://sonichu.com/cwcki/Mimms_and_Lucas_Q%26A
http://sonichu.com/cwcki/This_is_how_the_Trial_went
http://sonichu.com/cwcki/26_December_2014#monozettai.27s_Account
http://sonichu.com/cwcki/Autism_papers
http://sonichu.com/cwcki/Manchester_High_Leaks
tl;dr: Chris has been sighted numerous times outside of the Internet, some of which predate the Internet's discovery of him and a few even going back to when he was a child. If he is a troll, he's an ABSURDLY dedicated one, having planned this out since the early 90s and not once in that time ever breaking character. However, Occam's Razor would suggest he's the real deal.
>>318397762
pfft that wiki is fake, chris wrote all that himself, much like the jews burying all those dinosaur bones
>>318397928
Judging by the sarcasm, you're saying that you believe in dinosaurs?
What does it say when it's gotten to the point that posting Blarms Sonic is a clear indicator that whatever you're about to read/see has to do with this fat autistic fuck?
>>318397216
>Chris needs to be portrayed as the asshole he is, not some misunderstood boy that the internet bullied.
Don't you realize normies automatically take the underdog's site? To them he's just a victim of his mental disease, and they'll jump through every mental loop to make the internet bullying seem nothing less than a catalyst to his immature behaviour.
>>318390832
>has
>>318398217
>no
>>318398280
>style
>>318398280
>KINGS
>>318398280
>grace
>>318398280
vagina
>>318398038
Why wouldn't he? Are you a hardline Christian or something?
>>318398193
A director and editor can make the audience feel however they want about a character regardless of that character's actions.
Look, like anon said already, you would need to make Chris more sympathetic than he is in real life but keep his asshole/racist behavior.
You want the audience to be disturbed by what he's doing, but in order for that to happen they need to have some semblance of sympathy for the guy. Otherwise you end up with a bad comedy with an asshole protagonist.
>>318387910
>Does chris chan not know that's completely legal?
One of Chris' "things" is his intense brand loyalty. In his head, working two jobs means you're "betraying" the companies.
>>318398452
>that time Chris flipped the fuck out because he saw a Burger King employee eating at McDonald's
>>318397594
You'd need a lot more than an hour and a half. I'd say 4 hours.
And you'd have some other characters with a lot of screentime. Bob would be a really interesting character to explore, so would some of the larger trolls.
>>318398193
A proudly homophobic character is probably not going to sit that well with the normie audience.
>>318398383
>Are you a hardline Christian or something?
No, I just don't understand the analogy. Dinosaurs being real is an atheist meme, like the flying spaghetti monster. Is he saying that the wiki is real or fake?
>>318398616
Chris isn't a homophobe anymore. He's a proud lesbian transgender woman now.
>>318398616
>A proudly homophobic transsexual lesbian
Is CWC the biggest contrarian of our times?
>>318398616
He's not just a homophobe, he's a proud lesbian tranny homophobe.
That just screams a million bucks.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hMt-xqtw744
For anyone that hasn't watch this, watch this. He fights "autism" around 3 minutes in and it's hilarious.
>>318398676
Which still hates gay men. Besides that happens towards the end of the movie.
>>318398616
4 hours is way too long to ask an audience to sit down for, and considering this would be a character study and not a documentary or straightforward piece of comedy or drama with a traditional story more than 90 minutes would really be pushing it.
Bob and Barb would need to play a large role in the first 20 minutes, helping to establish the environment Chris grew up in, but it should mostly be him and his interactions with Megan, the guy from the Toy Store, and internet trolls.
>>318398193
>Don't you realize normies automatically take the underdog's site?
>autist trying to understand "normies"
>>318398676
He's always hated gay men. Ironic since it means they leave more women out there to reject him.
How does this happen?
How does someone so fucked up manage to stay alive?
>>318398916
>autist trying to tell another autist he's wrong
>>318398916
He's right, though: Most people always side with the underdog. That's why Hillary Clinton will become the next president.
>>318398918
He hates gay men because "Christian" isn't just his name but also his religion.
>>318393875
>he seems to view other people as automatons
I mean we all kind of do that don't we? Sometimes or even most of the time we forget that people have lives as complex as ours. When you get mad at someone for bumping into on the bus and not saying sorry or a waiter for getting you the wrong food, we forget that they have a million life problems like us.
>>318398918
He hates gay men because Bob was a homophobe and Chris repeats any attitude he's exposed to for more than a few days.
>>318398790
At least 3 hours. There's a lot of ground to cover.
>>318399090
That's different. You're discounting their experiences and favoring your own, not assuming they have no experiences.
Chris seems to quite literally not understand that other human beings have internal monologues and personal beliefs and opinions. He acts as though if he can rationalize or justify something to himself everyone else will automatically follow suit.
>>318399257
It would be a terribly boring movie at 3 hours. There's lots of ground to cover, but most of it is (emotionally) redundant. Many events could (and should) be concatenated or merged together.
Proper pacing is more important than total accuracy.
>>318397762
In an effort to play doubles advocate, I have to suggest that nothing he could do would be considered breaking character
Consider his rabid insistence of straightness and his blood curing homosexuality turning into, well, this. If he was a fraud, the Chris-chan community (since such a thing exists) would just handwave it as "oh that retard is up to something different now"
>>318399257
>>318398790
You see the fan documentary on youtube?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bXjnakAlF-s
It's pretty good. I use it as a "Chris chan 101" for my internet savvy friends
>>318399470
>Proper pacing is more important than total accuracy.
For most documentaries, they try to be as close as possible. And I don't know about you, but the world needs to see complete accuracy of the most interesting man in the world.
I'm more worried about what happens to him when his mom dies. When she goes, he will have litterally no one to help him. And people will laugh at the death, and I give him two to three years before he ends up dead trying to live in the real world, where people don't take shit, and his autism can't be used to save him. Can't say your autistic to stop yourself from being mugged and stabbed!
>>318386778
>Christine Chandler
>Christine
The fuuuuuuck.
>>318399007
A lifetime of coddling and sheltering. Chris has never once had to deal with real life. He's always had someone to bail him out so he can keep living within the confines of his bedroom.
>>318399470
You can pace a movie to be engaging at any lenght. 3 hour movies aren't uncommon, and in my opinion, they should be the norm.
It needs to show off his life at several stages. And there needs to be enough of those stages to really explore who he is and how he has devolved, and they need to be long enough to not have us jumping around the place.
>>318399693
Like I said, I wouldn't want to make a documentary. Chris and his reactions to his real-life friends and the way the internet shaped those reactions would make for a fantastic fictional character study piece.
>>318399745
He thinks he's a woman now.
>says he is genuinely sorry about the whole mess
>claims that he should be forgiven because that way everyone wins, or else they'd feel really guilty about it
>proceeds to blackmail the guy he was apologizing to
That's the Chris I know and love.
>>318399995
I'm not sure you understand just how long 180 minutes is. 120 minutes is already overkill and would likely be able to cover everything Chris has ever done.
Also, no you really can't. It's incredibly difficult to pace a movie over 2 hours properly. Just look at the Lord of the Rings movies. Even with great source material there's just no way to prevent a movie that long from dragging ass or inducing action fatigue.
HAS A mildly amusing FACE
>>318398619
>Dinosaurs being real is an atheist meme
It's barely even the afternoon here and I'm pretty sure this will be the lowest quality bait I read all day.
>>318399716
I'm pretty sure at this point barb depends on chris more than chris depends on her.
>>318395565
denying cwc should be a ban able offense
>>318400219
180 minutes is nothing. Boyhood spent 180 minutes on 12 years.
Just to be clear, I wouldn't want the movie to be made until after Chris has died. I am talking 180 minutes for Chris' entire life, which could go on for quite some time.
>>318399387
I guess the "karma" argument really supports this. Like what the fuck does that even mean. I thought karma was just something kids used to rationalize why bad or good things happen, or a way for kids to think they have some kind of upper hand on people who wronged them, or for hindus alternatively.
Something about people that always surprised me is that everybody thinks they're crazy to some extent and usually question their sanity at times of peril.
>>318400487
Barb owns the house and pays their taxes, I seriously doubt Chris can get his shit together enough to pay monthly bills.
He'll be foreclosed on and homeless in 3 months, tops.
>>318396260
here it is! you cracked the case
>>318400679
He's supposed to have "high functioning" autism so what stops him from high functioning? I would assume that after barb dies in the next 5 years chris would get put into a home, but does someone with high functioning autism deserve to get put into a home? What other mental diseases does he have?
>>318400932
>what stops him from high functioning?
A lifetime of laziness being enabled by his guardians.
>What other mental diseases does he have?
He could probably fit the criteria for at least a dozen
>>318400932
>He's supposed to have "high functioning" autism so what stops him from high functioning?
That would require effort on his part.
>>318387414
>M-C-D Ville
Fucking Americans, naming towns after fast food joints!
>>318400932
>what stops him from high functioning?
His total inability to act like an adult. He's been coddled and sheltered his whole life and never developed any useful real-world life skills. He's in his thirties and has only ever held one actual job, that being a bottom-rung drone at a Wendy's, and even then he only worked there about month before he was fired for scaring customers and generally being himself.
>>318400932
High Functioning autism means you can speak and dress yourself, basic executive functioning.
It's not that I don't think Chris is physically capable of paying bills, I think he's emotionally and personally incapable of getting his shit together well enough to do so. More likely he'd sit in his room doing what he normally does until the water and power shuts off and eventually he gets evicted.
Chris never learned any strategies for actually dealing with real problems, they were all taken care of by his parents.
He should have his own reality tv show by now.
I do not see why not.
>>318401008
>>318401135
Why would the courts let him off easy, or why would he get admitted into a mental home if he's really just a lazy asshole who does what he wants.
>>318390304
this is how you spot newfags. this image.
anyone who thinks, in annals of christory, that this image is so significant to be "obligatory" clearly has no clue how far the rabbit hole goes.
>>318387115
underrated post
>>318387414
>Americans
>so obsessed with fast food they name their towns after McDonalds
My fucking face when
>>318401335
There's no reason he'd end up in court, and without Barb if he were summoned he just wouldn't go and end up in contempt
Chris would probably qualify for incarceration in a mental facility based on his violent tendencies and lack of complex executive functioning, but he seems to be able to appear functional at first glance.
>>318390304
>>318401292
I don't understand how any of the strategies on how to pay bills need to be taught when you have a machine that can answer almost any question 10 feet away from your bed. plus he's had a job at Wendy's before, so it's not like he's unhirable.
>>318401621
At a point I think I'm just fine with my taxes paying for a house for him to live in until he dies. He's probably not going to live past his 50s, it will keep him out of society, I think it's best for everyone.
I feel sorry for the guy, personally. The fact he was coddled his whole life, never treated right, and essentially allowed to roam free and do whatever he pleased. Thats abuse in my opinion. And I do feel like he has burned enough bridges to end up homeless after his mom dies. He can't pay bills, or he would steal or beg for money to pay for them, to then spend it on games and shit. He is a Dr. Phil episode waiting to happen. He really needs to be locked up in a mental hospital and left there until he gets a semblance of normalcy.
>>318400932
He was "high functioning" when he was diagnosed, which was when his age was still in the single digits or some shit?
At the physical age he's at now he's supposed to have developed a plethora of other skills, but that time was spent drawing with crayons and playing with vidya and playdough.
And if his actions on the few times he leaves his home have anything to show, it's not that he's just low-functioning, he's completely sociopathic.
>>318401813
He can get a job but the real problem is holding onto it for longer then a month. Chris would have to learn how to act like a person and not scare away customers and do his job.
>>318401813
He was almost immediately fired from Wendy's for scaring off customers, and that was before he became a hideous transgendered beast
In order to pay the mortgage on Barb's home Chris would have to:
-Meet with a lawyer several times to finalize the transfer of assets and accomadate Barb's will (assuming she has one)
-Meet with the bank to establish his income and ensure he can pay the current scheme
-Establish a checking account and/or link a checking account to his mortgage
-Either write a check every month, wire the money, or set up an auto-pay scheme
-Determine whether his property taxes are an escrow collected by the mortagaging bank or if he has to pay them himself
Chris will maybe show up for the reading and execution of the will.
>>318401847
He was literally abused. Physically by his babysitter and most likely emotionally by his drunk racist father.
When his teachers told his parents that he was severely autistic and needed to be put in special programs their response was to pull him from that school and put him in one that wouldn't accommodate him.
>>318401813
>convicted felon
>dumb as a rock
>socially retarded
>gets exhausted by even the simplest physical tasks, considers standing up to be exercise
>never bathes
>unconvincing tranny
>last work experience was over a decade ago
>education is limited to worthless two-year degree from a third-rate community college
>video of him drinking his own cum is a quick Google search away
>weens will call your business non-stop
Would you hire him?
>>318402168
>Chris will maybe show up for the reading and execution of the will.
>mfw Barb didn't actually leave anything for Chris
>>318386778
>filmed in portrait mode
Ya, fuck you..
>>318402168
I thought barb owned the house, she pays mortgage?
>>318401998
I guess you're right, but he could try to get a wear house job right?
>>318401958
Art is a skill. Not chris's art of course but art in general. I wonder why chris never gets any better but then even when I look at the way he holds a pencil its fucking gross.
>>318402445
Not like there's anyone else to leave it too. Except Cole, but he wants nothing to do with Barb.
When Snorlax faints Chris will probably inherit the house. And the hoard inside it.
>>318402575
>I wonder why chris never gets any better
Chris has no desire to improve.
>>318402575
>but he could try to get a wear house job right?
That would require him to be in better shape. The man gets tired from standing so that too wouldn't work for him.
>>318389616
>I control my life
>>318402364
>worthless two-year degree from a third-rate community college
Don't forget that this two-year degree took him six years counting the year he was banned from campus.
>>318402575
>I thought barb owned the house, she pays mortgage?
There doesn't seem to be any information on whether they own the house outright or if they are paying a mortgage
Either way Chris would have to pay property taxes to not get evicted.
>>318399564
I think if he suddenly didn't have autism or was revealed to have a real occupation and a secret normal girlfriend it'd be breaking character.
Progressing to trans isn't so strange, even during the whole "stay straight" period it was widely speculated that chris had some repressed feelings he was hiding.
>>318386778
Why can't I stop watching his adventures?
>He doesn't have a waifu from the Chris Chan canon
>>318402829
Well, he could um, try to make a living off of commissions and tug boat money. His tug boat payments might go up when barb kicks the bucket so he might earn enough money to not die maybe, I just want this madness to continue.
>>318402695
I don't understand as someone can be so delusional
>>318403229
>widely speculated
He flat out stated that he needed to look at his poster of Sailor Moon every night before he went to bed to remind him he was straight. Then the house burns down, he loses the poster and he comes out as a lesbian.
>>318403341
>I don't understand as someone can be so delusional
Chris' parents insulated him from reality every chance they got, it's not very surprising that he lives in a fantasy world.
>>318402364
He could still get a job as a dishwasher
Is Chris aware that there are people who document every facet of his life? If so does it make him feel even more important than he already does?
>>318403341
>Well, he could um, try to make a living off of commissions and tug boat money
He can't even do that right seeing how much money he spends on amiibos and the materials used to make them versus what he charges from them. He might pocket a total of three bucks from each one if he is lucky.
>eceleb
>>318402364
I mean well no, not really. He sounds awful.
Reminder: If you actually feel bad for Chris, you are an idiot.
Not only does he waste taxpayer money, he is misogynistic, a well-known misandrist, racist, bigot, and homophobe. He is literally everything bad you, as a human being, can be. I don't mind that he's autistic, that isn't a flaw you can fix, essentially, you're born with it, just like homosexuality. However, to use your "autism" (I know "high-functioning" autistics, they can easily forge a life, albeit limited in monetary means and personal success), as a crutch all your life, consistently blaming all of your falters in life on it, is simply weak. He is a weak, hateful person, and to feel sympathy for him is repeating the process of what he is and will continue to be.
Chris deserves no sympathy. He is, in my opinion, art. Something that should be looked at by society to invoke a reaction, to teach one and all about the dangers of coddling and ego-stroking. Chris is the very definition of what we, as people, should strive to distance ourselves from.
So why feel sympathy for this human being? He is the antithesis of humanity.
>>318403458
I figured that was just dumb kiddie stuff, not really any indication of anything, but it illustrates my point, people have been suspicious of Chris' sexuality since the beginning, so it changing doesn't really prove that this is an elaborate hoax. Whereas some of the more consistent aspects of Chris life would, if suddenly revealed to be a fake, would hold up the theory that he is a fraud.
It really doesn't take much time though to see how far back this all goes and just how convincing it is. Chris would have to have been play acting from childhood and have been arrested twice as a joke.
>>318386778
I had enough of Chris. He never went on nuclear. When he maced the store employee, i thought he have potential to be something else. Punished Chris saga would finally move on onto a new exciting chapter. But nothing happened afterward.
What a letdown.
>>318403753
>Not only does he waste taxpayer money, he is misogynistic, a well-known misandrist, racist, bigot, and homophobe.
He's just like the average /v/irgin, then.
>>318403891
He's on probation now.
If he fucks up now he goes to jail.
>her
it's just a retarded fat man
>>318395565
shit what a newfag.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X0RiZF2SI9A
33yo
>>318403891
Drama orbits the guy, just be patient.
We are lucky to experience this.
>>318396260
>I don't even know who he is
Please leave reddit/tumblr/whoever else
>>318403753
>misogynistic, a well-known misandrist
So just a hateful person all around?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hICl_2RNnBg
>Content Warning
>This video may be inappropriate for some users.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hICl_2RNnBg
Now im horny
>>318403963
I kinda hoped he went on full Hatred and blow the entire store with an assault rifle. I'd buy one of his medallion if he ever pulled that. Heck, I'll show up at his funeral to pay my respect.
>>318404412
Where the absolute fuck would he get one?
>>318403458
If he were to get a new Sailor moon poster would he go back to being old Chris again?
>>318404359
eww
>>318404412
I'd press F too.
>>318404474
walmart.
>>318403753
>you're born with it, just like homosexuality
SJW detected
>>318404359
Mighty Lesbian
>>318403627
Those amiibo prices are ridiculous already. I was thinking about a magichan as magichan is best because he's OP as fuck and could solve any problem but doesn't actually do anything but teleport people or spy on people to make sure they aren't gay. Magichan was 70. How much is he spending on materials to not make a profit off of that shit.
>>318403753
this pasta
>>318404871
He uses Sonic as the base along with buying a Pikachu for the tail, which would cost about thirity alone just for them. Then he uses another amiibos base for the character the said sonichu wants which is another fifteen plus dollars at the very least assuming he isn't using a rare amiibo. Add that up along with the crayola model magic, the shipping, and time and he is lucky to make anything off of them.
>>318403753
>why feel sympathy.
What website do you think you're on? We have people worse than him here every day.
>>318400932
that just means hes not one of the type who screams and pisses and shits himself.
>>318387115
HE IS NOT
IAN
BRANDON
SOMETHING
>>318405714
He does do the latter.
>>318404359
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X0RiZF2SI9A
I never quite understood "high-functioning" autism, it's like saying "a tall midget"
I SUMMON THE TAINT
>>318386778
Do you realize. Do. You. Realize.
>>318406774
All it means is that they can go to the bathroom, bathe, dress, the minimal amount possible to get through the day autonomously by themselves.
It really doesn't mean a lot, and certainly not in CWC's case.
So when are going to get news for the 25th anniversary Sonic?
>>318399716
It's pretty fucked up that he's theoretically allowed to live independently in the real world with all of the rights and responsibilities granted to normal people.
I guess they don't technically have any diagnosis to use as pretext upon which to officially take away those things, but it's obvious that he can't handle them as evidenced by his run-ins with the law amongst other things.
>>318403512
He'd probably do a shitty job, piss someone off, and get fired.
>>318403753
The reason I still have some measure of sympathy for Chris is because he's mostly a product of his environment. Yes, of course he's terrible in his own right and never did anything to raise himself up out of the shit, but life dealt him a shit hand and then his parents stole half his cards.
If Chris had:
-Not been physically abused, stunting his development
-Been allowed to enter autism teaching programs his school offered Snorlax and Bob
-Had any kind of proper emotional or cognitive therapy
-Not been totally insulated from the world by Barb
-Not spent his entire life exposed to Bob's racist, homophobic, and misogynist attitudes
He might have turned out very differently.
>>318406903
>>318406774
It's a useful subcategory.
Some people with autism are simply unable to intuit social cues and have to be taught them explicitly. Some people with autism can't speak and will attack others or self-harm when over-stimulated (someone talks to them, there's a song they don't like, etc.)
>>318406774
It means that they can live more or less like a normal adult, with some help here and there, instead of living in an institution and being tended to 24/7.
I'm autistic and I live by myself in what is basically an apartment building for adults with autism and similar conditions. There's like 12 of us living in the building, we can come and go as we please, and we each get specialized help for the things we need help with. There's always a member of the staff present to help us if we need anything.
>>318405474
By why doesn't he just use model magic to make the ears and tail? What use would earless and tailess pikachus even have.
>>318408281
This guy gets it.
See, the real problem is that Bob and Barb had Chris when they were both already up there in age and they both already had children who had reached adulthood, so by the time they had Chris they had clearly stopped giving a shit about being good parents (and in Barb's case she clearly never gave a shit about that).
>>318409715
Because Chris is an idiot.
>>318396260
It's clear that you're new to this place you cockgargling piece of dried up dog shit.
>>318408281
Who physically abused him. I thought his babysitter simply locked him in his room all alone.
What's funny is that with him getting abused by his baby sitting his mom probably freaked and would then never neglect chris again and instead smother and coddle him thereby turning chris into an autistic mess.
>>318409841
God chris is a fucking moron. Like unbelievably stupid he has to have people that have pointed out how fucking dumb is process is.
>>318411215
Yeah, but we already knew he's dumb as shit.
Good luck getting him to realize how flawed his cunning scheme is.
>>318402364
>video of him drinking his own cum is a quick Google search away
What the actual fuck? There's always something new about this guy, and it just gets increasingly vile.
>>318411637
He's "recycling" it so that he doesn't waste any potential children.
What has been the best Saga so far /v/?
>>318411773
You tell me.
>>318411637
That's not new, anon, he's been doing it for years.
The new disgustingness isa picture of his swollen, infected, improperly-pierced taint
>>318391007
Chris still has his wii u
>>318411637
He says its good for you. He also mixes it with fanta to make it taste better.
>>318411624
Oh well, I'm hype for what's to come, I really feel like old chris is making a comeback. This is probably the start of another good saga.
>>318394128
Wait, they have Gamestops on military bases?
>>318412343
Most military bases have stores in them. Soldiers need to buy shit too.
Also, I looked it up. Fort Lee is two hours away from Ruckersville. Chris is driving two hours there and back just to go to FUCKING GAMESTOP.
>>318412484
Why doesn't he just order shit on amazon. Is he retarded?
