>be me
>play ranked Splatoon
>constantly be the only competent person on my team, constantly be the only person actually dealing with the objective
>team of retarded chink 12 year olds
>lose, predictably
>my score: 14 for 4
>teammate's score: 2 for 9
>teammate never touched the rainmaker
>I carried it for exactly 100% of the points we made
>we both lose the same amount of points
>mfw
>be you
>play babbys first shooter
>be surprised when matched up with babbys
>>318375238
this is why playing online team games is awful, children are bad at videogames
>>318375386
>>318375362
My problem isn't with bad players. My problem is with the developers of the game unilaterally deciding to treat bad players the same as good ones. Win the game for your team? Congrats! You get the same number of points as the 12 year old who spun in circles on the spawn point. Lose because of their incompetence? YOU'RE JUST AS GUILTY -10 POINTS
>be me
who the fuck else would you be
try again without being a fag
SAGE
>>318375238
>consoles are toys for children
Why did you think there'd be any other result?
>>318375238
so how do you recon they made it to your rank?
>>318375238
>>be me
how
>>318375238
>those retarded chinks that run around inking the ground like its Turf War in ranked even in the B ranks (account got reset, not a B shitter normally)
Also what Rank OP?
>>318375238
>be me
Nice fake story, OP. You can't possible be me!
>>318377626
I'm A flat 70 atm.
And re >>318377106, via the exact means that I was literally just complaining about- poor performers aren't punished as long as they can be carried by their teams. Good performers aren't rewarded.
I JUST FUCKING HATE JAPANASE SPLATOON PLAYERS, THEY HAVE CEREBRAL DAMAGE OR SOMETHING, GOD DANMIT, ITS TOO HARD TO FOLLOW A SINGLE FUCKING OBJETIVE PIECES OF ORIENTAL SHIT
>>318375238
>play games for children
>get mad when children are in his team
I bet you play smash competitively
>>318375617
You sound salty to me. Trygetting gud
>>318378057
japanase splatoon competitive players are just thrash, thanks nintendo
>>318375238
If your team loses you lose too. Idividual performance means fuck all if you didn't win the game.
Also you posted this exact same thread on saturday and got BTFO'd by everyone then. What made you think it'd go any differently this time?
>>318375238
Delicious pasta
>>318378057
I have won games of Turf Wars with below 700p because all four of the other team tried camping in their spawn the entire game until the last 10 seconds. Fucking gooks man.
