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2015-11-30 09:46:51 Post No. 318373461
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2015-11-30 09:46:51
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>be french
>wake up to leave for my 9-5 job of doing absolutely nothing but idle around the more popular tourist spots to look cool and generally being a drain on the EU
>starts off as a pretty good day, had 3 baguettes this morning and some cabernet sauvignon to wash it all down
>tourist from china comes up to me, says he wants to take a picture
>my first customer always gets an extra cool pose
>whip out my 2 metre long magical baguette and fly off to the top of the Eiffel
>midway through doing a strongman pose, that homo pierre goes to the chinese guy and mutters something into his ear
>the expression of the chinese guy's face changes from disbelief, to letting out a small muted chuckle, to utter pity
>i go over there to see whats up
>"I SO SOLLY FOL U", the chinese guy says, as he scurries off fearing not being able to contain the laughter
>pierre looked at me with a grin that screamed "moi mange the le caca all day long, and I am proud"
He didn't even have to say a word. I knew what was up. Before, he used to log onto steam on his phone and show me his 50 Vive La France, and initiate a trade with me for one before cancelling it just as quickly. But now he just gives me this grin. He says it's to save battery. I come to you /v/ to ask; will someone give me my birthright?
