Hey /v/ can you figure out this riddle?
>>318357850
jeff's supersmash profile is named jeff
>>318357850
He's playing online with 3 friends
Three are women and are complaining that Jeff isn't letting them win?
>>318357991
>>318358057
wrong.
![maxresdefault[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/p5dHN9L.jpg "maxresdefault[1].jpg")
>h-hello officers...
>just playing video games here with the fellas...
>>318357850
The other 3 are girls
>>318358145
Correct!
>>318358295
Jesus fucking christ.
>>318357850
he's losing
because he spends too much time killing people instead of gitting gud.
>>318358295
Women can't be named Jeff?
>>318357850
thats sexist and problematic because it implies only cis white males can go on robbing sprees while "weak women" have to stay home and play video games. women can killing spree too!
>>318357850
He's the sleepy one in the purple skivvy
>>318358295
>assuming women can't be named jeff
Shit like this is why we need Feminism.
>>318357850
I would have just gone with "they said 'Jeff' and he turned around."
>>318357850
It's his house so he's player 1 duh
>getting THREE girls to play vidya with you
Holy fuck Jeff, what's your secret?
>>318358918
He's a cool bad boy robber.
>>318358057
Legit the best answer to this bullshit
>>318358918
>>318358974
Gee, I wish that I was as cool as Jeff.
>>318358295
girls dont play video games, this is stupid
jeff was clearly set up by the jews
>>318359174
Try robbing someone.
I was going to say it was his house and he was player 1.
>>318357850
Jeff is black.
>Have enough hard evidence to justify the breaking and entering of a private residence to make an arrest
>Not detaining everyone as accessories
I mean, that's just shitty police work.
This riddle is fucking retarded because it can have multiple answers, and there is not enough information to narrow out the correct one.
>>318358295
The actual answer is they were wearing nametags since they were all meeting each other for the first time.
>>318357850
This is so sexist like omg. As if women would be playing with a thief!???? LIEK EXUSE ME!??!?!?! Are you perpetuating the myth that women love bad boys....!?
>>318359542
That's Slylock Fox for ya.
>>318357850
I'm gonna guess because they take all of them down to the station and find out who's who.
Aaaaaaand I was wrong. Because three of them are women? Seriously?
Post good riddles.
>>318359721
well it was that little rat bastard that posed the riddle and not Slylock
>>318359921
What's the difference between a good and a bad riddle?
>>318359921
A man walks into a shop and asks the clerk "How much for 1?"
The clerk replies "50 cents, sir."
The man asks again "Then, how much for 24?" The clerk replies "1 dollar."
Finally the man says "Alright then, I'll take 392."
The clerk says "Very good sir, that will be 1 dollar and 50 cents."
The man pays and leaves the store with his purchase.
What was he buying?
>>318360235
Is this the puzzle thread? Are we dumping stupid as fuck riddles and puzzles from games?
>>318360506
59 minutes?
>>318360435
Condoms.
>>318360435
MOTHER FUCKING LETTERBOX NUMBERS YO
>>318360435
Tickets to have sex with your mom.
>>318358295
This is trans*phobic. It implies that someone named Jeff can't identify as female and that everyone who looks "girly" identify as females/looks "manly" identify as males.
>>318358723
>>318358472
These 2 womyn know what I'm talking about.
>>318360720
this
>>318360435
Don't know what specifically, but 50 cents per digit. Sign for an address, maybe?
>>318360720
>asks how much for 24
>his house number is 392
Why?
>>318360506
31 minutes. The germs fill 50% of the jar and then split again, filling 100%.
>>318360916
>>318360720
Yeah u right.
>>318360435
>>318360506
You should be able to solve this.
>>318361236
The shopkeep.
>>318360951
I bet that logic is the answer, but that is complete bullshit math wise. You might as well say 1 germ can fill up the jar in 32 minutes because it takes 1 minute to turn into 2 germs, then 31 minutes for the 2 germs to fill up the jar.
>>318360951
Lel
>>318361236
D, because it's asquare hangar?
>>318361236
The dress cause he's a fag
>>318360948
because the riddler is an asshole who inserts misleading facts
>>318361236
The quit button because Layton wouldn't wear that shit.
>>318361236C because of the question mark hanger. Dammit Layton.
>>318361236The C coat hanger because it looks like a question mark
I've been in too many Layton threads
They arrest everyone.
>>318357850
Because the other 3 are girls. Duh.
>>318361476
>>318361509
This is the fucking dumbest answer to one of those questions I've seen yet. For that logic it could be the coat because he loves clothing with two buttons or the hoodie because his favorite color is green.
>>318361476
>>318361509
How is anybody supposed to get that correct without cheating?
>>318361737
>>318361762
It's actually correct though. I don't have the answer screenshot on hand. I guessed C when I first played the game because I thought the jacket looked odd and thought maybe he appreciated the odd design and got it right by accident.
I haven't played the 3DS games but this is most likely still the dumbest puzzle in the entire series.
>>318361915
Found it.
>>318361737
>>318361762
>>318361814
I actually got this one when I first played the game. I just looked at them all for a while and figured there had to be some sort of twist outside of the clothing, and then the 4 different types of hangars made me think it had to be that. It's still a bullshit puzzle though.
>>318361236
C because Layton is an insane man who buys clothes because of the shape of their hangers
If you were to take these tiles and try to make a square, what is the fewest number of tiles you'd need?
>you should be able to solve this
>>318357850
They knew who the other 3 were. Criminals tend to hang out together. They were familiar so the cops knew them but they didnt know the 4th player so he was jeff.
Here's another annoying one.
>>318362118
oops, wrong one.
>>318362118
Is it February bullshit because that day that happens every four years?
>>318362118
2 January.
>>318362118
December 30th?
>>318357850
Because everyone knows Ness, Poo, and Paula and by process of elimination we have Jeff
>>318362118
January 2nd
These Layton puzzles are bullshit, I'm glad PLvPW did them right. And made them fun. And gave them the best music.
>>318362231
Luckily, no. You can guess it's around the end of the year, so then think about what date would fit the riddle.
>>318362202
I FIGURED IT OUT
MAKE SQUARE IN THE MIDDLE BY PUTTING FOUR TILES AROUND
or you can use 1 tile and my tile cutting saw
>>318362048
I would have picked C because it seems to have 2 button holes and 4 buttons and I would have guessed it was some kind of manufacturing defect but still, what the fuck
>>318362165
2 moves? It couldn't possibly be fewer than that unless they pull some bullshit with the spacing clause.
>>318362202
it would be 60 x 30 but I bet theres some bullshit. It could also be like 150 if you're making a hollow square.
>>318362202
>square
1 tile, fuck yourself Layton
>>318362290
Jeff dinn steal nuffin'! I swear that bazooka was found in the trash!
>>318362202
20. 10 inches by 20(.5) inches.
>>318362290
you cheeky cunt
>>318362202
Isn't this one 20 because you stack them on top of each other?
>>318362165Move the bowl second from the right and tip it's pork into the far right one and then place your bowl back where it was before/spoiler]
>>31836220220 by stacking them on top of each other
>>318359174HE'S JUST A SOLDIER
>>318362458
>>318362485
That's a cube, not a square.
>>318362447
>>318362458
>>318362485
Dingalingaling.
Also January 2nd was the answer to the birthday one.
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>>318362430
fuck im retarded disregard this post
>>318362557
That's the right answer nevertheless.
>>318362165
This was annoying because of the stupid ambiguity in wording the question.
>>318362410
Close, but way off :^)
>Why the fuck do my regular noodles have pork juice all over them?
>>318362557
Not if you look at it from the side.
>>318362386
Does everyone understand what I'm saying?
You take four tiles, with either 10 or 12 inch side facing inwards, and the space left in the middle is a perfect square.
>>318362557
And the side of a cube is a square
>>318362594
FUCK LAYTON
>>318362594
Can someone explain to my retarded mind how January 2nd works? Or any date? I understand the New Year's thing with dates, but moving ahead 3 years makes no sense.
>>318362639
>>318362646
>>318362683
That's fucking retarded, I like this answer >>318362386 more
Here's an infamous one. You should be able to solve this.
>>318362749
She's speaking on December 31st, and she's 21.
In two days time she'll be 22.
On January 2nd of that year she turned 21.
On January 2nd of the previous year she turned 20.
Which means she was still 19 on January 1st of the previous year.
>>318362643
kill yourself layton.
>>318362749
The question is being asked on December 31st.
Let's say it's 1/1/10. Her birthday is Jan. 1st, so on 1/1/2010, she is still 19.
Then on 1/2/10, she turns 20.
Then on 1/2/11, she turns 21.
Then on 12/31/11, her birthday is two days away. But on "New Year's Day of last year (2010)" she was still only 19.
>>318362792
I'd say A because I can't think of anything heartish relating to flowers and violin.
>>318362792
A, he folded his book into a shape of heart.
>>318362792
The guy in the middle. He's wearing the white shirt of a butcher. He gave her a cow heart.
>>318362792
The woman in the back.
>>318362749
Right-o.
So when you talk to the girl, she's 21.
On New Year's Day last year, she was 19.
That means you're talking to her on December 31st, and the whole "New Year's day last year" thing makes more sense.
Here's another problemo
>>318362202
>inches
And you know it's shit puzzle
>>318362749
>>318362936
>Her birthday is Jan. 1st, so on 1/1/2010, she is still 19.
Typo'd. Meant to type "Jan. 2nd" but you get the point.
>>318358295
>assuming that any of them are cis
>>318362792
I'm imagining one of the suitors as Dr Gilgamesh now
>>318362643
>>318362979
ONE YOU CHEEKY CUNT
>>318362979
1, you only bought one mouse.
>>318362979
One. You need two mice to breed.
>>318362979
One mouse, unless in the Layton universe mammals reproduce through budding.
>>318362646
it's still not a square because it has 3 dimensions.
See what I did there? Nobody likes faggots and Layton riddles are 99% faggotshit.
>>318362883
>>318362936
>>318362979
>>318363043
Ah, I get it. The time frame she was currently at was messing with me. Thanks.
Does anyone like Layton games?
All these riddles are garbage
Oy vey, that's one lonely and horny mouse
>>318362979
1, she couldn't be pregnant since they can't have babies as a baby, which is when you got it
>>318363269
Most of the puzzles are good, people just save the horrible ones to upset anons.
>>318363269
What do you mean anon? Layton games are the pinnacle of logic and problem solving!
>>318362979
One, because you need another mouse to secks her, and you only bought the one.
>>318362965
It's no fun if you already know.
>>318360760
It definitely is transphobic. Not only that, it also reinforces the belief that a person christened with a male name cannot identify as female.
Heck, I always do this whenever I play against womyn and they begin spouting things like "you're misogynist" just because they do not like what I'm doing in game. They would immediately back off as soon as I start saying I identify as a womyn.
>>318362792
C, he went KALI MA
>>318363365
Someone using one of those metal circle makers on a piece of paper to make a circle?
>>318363365
>>318363447
found an image
>>318361476
>>318361509
I thought it was C because it has 2 buttons at the top rather than a buttonhole, meaning it wouldn't work.
>>318363418
But I didn't.
>>318363365
A compass?
>>318363365
It's arm with pencil
>>318357850
>>318358295
This is such a stupid riddle, I was thinking something like Because Jeff had the lowest score, or was player four since he was the last to come because he was out stealing, or simply answer no, because the question is "How do they know they have the right man"
>>318363365
The letter Q?
>>318365537
m for metre and millimetre?
>>318365537
M is 1,000 times mm
as in a Meter is a thousand times millimeter.
answered by an american, get kek'd stupid dumb eurotrash
>>318365772
>>318365792
Good job.
Man Layton seems gay. Is there any game that has actual logic puzzles and not "quirky" wordplay?
A black man consults his doctor about a strange skin condition... he appears to be white from the eyebrows up.
The doctor leaves the room and returns with a concoction. He drinks it and is cured, but remarks that it tasted like shit.
What did the doctor give him?
>>318366026
Yeah, Layton.
People usually just post the shitty puzzles here is the thing, because they are hilariously stupid.
>>318366296
Shit.
>>318357850
because they arrested 3 extra people in addition to Jeff
>>318366682
Move the leftmost match and put it into the tip of the triangle to make it look like a dickhole.
>>318366682
food?
>>318362165
YOU CANT MIX HALAL AND NON HALAL NOODLES TOGETHER REEEEEEEEEE
>>318366682
I want to say food, but I can't think of a way to move one match to get that.
Wood?
>>318366787
correct.
A man went jogging and as he passed the local synagogue on his route, and his lucky penny slipped out of his pocket. He decided it would be efficient to pick it up on his next lap past there.
However when the jogger returned, his penny was gone and there were two men tugging on a piece of copper string.
What happened to his lucky penny?
>>318366942
>>318367065
Yep, its food.
>>318359687
Worst part about your post is you're probably not ironic shitposting. Or if you do sometime in the future you will see influx of shitters that type the same way all the time.
>>318367119
One of the men took it.
The copper wire was unrelated.
Either that, or it fell in a drain or something.
>>318367119
juden
>>318367119
A dog ate it.
>>318367119
>>318367119
he ran too far so it de-spanwed
>>318362118
>>318362202
>>318362594
Suck my cock, Professor Layton.
>>318367119
2 Jewish men fought over the penny, tugging the penny at both ends into strings.
>>318367249
That's a scary thought.
>>318360506
It's physically impossible for germs to completely fill a jar, it'd be like humans filling 100% of the earth, they suffer from overcrowding as well.
>>318369320
>It's physically impossible for germs to completely fill a jar
No, it's not.
>it'd be like humans filling 100% of the earth
That's not impossible either.
It's completely impractical. But it's not physically impossible.
>>318365537
0 is 1000 times 00 :^)
>>318362118
>>318362202
You only need 4 tiles, by Layton Logic.
>>318362594
No, fuck you, I'm right. Look.
>>318367986
Fuck you, too, I can to it even better with even more fucked up Layton Logic.
>>318369448
Waste and lack of food would prevent it from ever happening.
>>318369848
It has already been posted.
Also while your answer should be acceptable, using 5 tiles uses the exact same interpretation of "making a square with these tiles" that the "correct" answer uses.
>>318370034
Yes, it's impractical, like I said. But if you had a gorillion jillion humans and strategically placed them with some kind of low-flying machine, you could physically cover the Earth in them.
>>318357850
Police surround the hideout of a robber. They don't know what he looks like, but they know his nme is Gregor. When the police enter the house they find four people playing video games. They immediately arrest Gregor. How do they know they have the right man?
>>318371430
>>318371430
Gregor was using bots to item farm on DOTA.
>>318371260
So explain to me how this is going to happen without technology that magically removes waste and gives nutrition to every human? Because bacteria don't have that, especially not in that situation.
There would be a point where humans were living in shit and piss, they'd die of disease and lack of food so would fail to fill the planet.
This is basic fucking biology.
>>318371632
>There would be a point where humans were living in shit and piss, they'd die of disease and lack of food so would fail to fill the planet.
Nobody said anything about them surviving, just filling the planet, which IS Physically Possible to do.
If for some reason we ever had the need, and the technology, to distribute humans across the face of the Earth with no space wasted, physics would allow it. I.e. it would be physically possible.
You didn't say anything about them surviving.
>>318371793
>Nobody said anything about them surviving
Moving the goal posts I see.
>>318371430
He wasn't wearing a mic/they checked the score
>>318371902
I'm not moving the goal posts. I never said they would be able to survive. If anything, YOU are moving the goalposts.
Read your own post chain. I never argued with you that humans would be able to survive. The only reason I replied to your post was because you said it would be PHYSICALLY IMPOSSIBLE FOR HUMANS TO COVER THE EARTH.
>>318369320
>>318369448
>>318371260
>>318371632
Police surround the hideout of a robber. They don't know what he looks like, but they know his name is Moot. When the police enter the house they find four people in the bedroom. They immediately arrest Moot. How do they know they have the right man?
>>318366682
>thinking of food
fat fuck
>>318365842
I was thinking O
because O x1000 = OO
it's math
>>318372209
He said you couldn't have humans cover the earth due to overcrowding, which implies that the limitation is that they'd have to be alive.
>>318366682
Right side match of the left most square down to below the left match of the same square, to make it look like an F.
>>318372209
Corpses aren't humans you fucking retard.
You're saying "W-well the humans would die, but corpses could fill the earth!!" (which is also impossible, the disease/lack of food would kill the humans before that happens).
>>318360760
They probably noticed all of them had regular colored hair and no tattoos/piercings and therefore don't identify as anything other than their actual gender
>>318372346
I though any number x0 = 1
>>318372858
no, any number multiplied by zero is zero.
>>318372394
>>318372471
He said it was physically impossible you fucking autists. He didn't stipulate a time of survival, that they all somehow had to survive for 30 hours or some shit. Dying from overcrowding takes time, so it would in fact be physically possible to cover the Earth in humans. Whether they die is irrelevant, because they ARE covering the Earth.
By arresting all four people. Jeff is bound to be one of them and the rest are suspected of aiding/hiding a criminal.
>>318373189
>He didn't stipulate a time of survival
Surviving at all was heavily implied with "overpopulation would kill them" and the fact they're called humans. Corpses aren't human.
Besides, we can test this ourselves.
Shit in a jar, bacteria split every 20ish minutes so leave it in for a day for good measure. Is the jar filled to the brim with bacteria?
No you fucking retard. You could leave it as long as you want and it wouldn't fill with bacteria because issues with overpopulation would stop growth and kill them first.
>>318373189
Not these anons but
>dying from overcrowding takes time
That's debatable, even in bacteria there is a limit in their numbers before they start to die.
>>318357850
people names jeff are NOT TO BE TRUSTED
>>318373738
>>318373764
>Surviving at all was heavily implied with "overpopulation would kill them"
Like I said. I'm not concerned with the overpopulation bit at all. If for whatever reason humanity ever needed to cover the Earth in humans, we would be able to physically if we had the technology to distribute enough of them on the Earth. Completely regardless of whether they lived or died, or how we got so many in the first place. Physics allows it, ergo, it's not physically impossible.
Same thing in the bacteria case. You have a machine which can somehow pick up bacteria at high speed. You deposit insane amounts of bacteria into the jar. Voila, it is now full of bacteria. Which is PHYSICALLY possible.
Stop getting autistic over this and ignoring my actual claim. I am not talking about anything else. I am just saying, as since the beginning, it might be impractical but it's not physically impossible.
>>318374443
>I'm not concerned with the overpopulation bit at all
>I'm not concerned with the main reason this would be fucking impossible
And that's when I stop replying to a retard.
Hey laytonbro, do you have the puzzle where you need to decide what you need to light first? You know the one.
>>318374807
Practically impossible. Physically possible. As I keep saying. Stop being a fucking autist.
>>318375625
>I-It's possible if you change the problem until it's no longer the same problem
Original problem is here >>318360506
Feel free to tell me how it even implies you're picking them out of the jar and placing them back in to fill it later you gigantic fucking retard.
>>318376153
Why are you still trying to argue that something plainly physically possible is physically impossible.
Like I don't even give a shit but don't you have any better way to spend your time.
>>318376153
I wasn't referring to the problem. The only reason I responded was because some dumb fucker said "it's physically impossible to fill a jar with bacteria" which is flat out wrong.
Are you going to keep arguing black is white all day? Don't you need to see someone about getting your autism meds?
only one of the gaymers has a soulpatch
>>318376585
>plainly physically possible is physically impossible.
>If I ignore the actual problem then it's possible
No shit retard. I suppose it's possible to survive a shotgun shot to the brain if the bullet didn't exist. I suppose it's possible to make a perfect circle out of squares if you ignore the jagged edges and smooth them out. These are completely ignoring the problem though.
>>318376605
Wrong.
>It's physically impossible for germs to completely fill a jar
For GERMS to completely fill a jar. Not germs being placed in a jar, the germs themselves. Leave germs alone for as long as you want and it is physically impossible for them to fill that jar.
>>318377369
>I suppose it's possible to survive a shotgun shot to the brain if the bullet didn't exist.
Yes. It is. Are you going to keep on like this all day?
>>318377546
Your entire argument is
>the problem isn't a problem if the problem doesn't exist
Are you 12?
>>318363365
I completely forgot what the answer to this one was. A map?
>>318361392
Anal beads
>>318377646
Your entire argument is
>I'm going to bring up the things surrounding the problem, despite the fact the guy was clearly only talking about the central issue!
I diagnose you with autism, anon
Read the reply chain because I'm not going to repeat myself
>>318378276
My argument is
>It's impossible to happen because of reasons that prevent it from ever happening
your argument is
>But if you remove those reasons then it's possible
In which case it's no longer the same problem.
Why not just admit you're wrong and stop acting retarded?
>>318365772
You clever fucker
>>318366682
Take the right hand match of the first square, place it below the square vertically from the bottom left corner so it looks like a letter F.
Spells FOOD. That was actually a pretty good one because it is fucking solvable.
I have a good one.
Yorik lives in a blue house next to a red house.
Oscar lives in a yellow house to the left of a brown house.
Ulrich lives in a brown house left of a red house.
Alfred lives in a yellow house next to a blue house.
Ronald lives in a big house to the right of a red house.
Elvis lives in a big house to the right of a blue house.
Alvin lives in a green house right of a blue house.
Clark lives in a black house north of a red house.
Ulf lives in a burrow to the left of a brown house.
Cloud lives in a white house on the top of a red house.
Karin lives in a read every first letter of every sentence.
Can you find the answer?
>>318361392
A canine knot.
>>318379315
jokes on you i skipped to the last question first
>>318379315
IY OUA RE ACUC KC
What strange language is that shit?
>>318379534
reeee
>>318379542
meme language
>>318376153
Fuck me, look matey, this is a hypothetical situation. Ok champ? It means that what is being discussed does not have to be practical in the slightest.
Not being able to understand abstract thoughts is a sign of autism. I'm not joking, I'm dead fucking serious here. You are autistic. You are incapable of understanding an abstract idea because it doesn't make logical sense to you.
>>318380241
>Not being able to understand abstract thoughts is a sign of autism. I'm not joking
So you understand you're autistic?
Bacteria cannot fill a jar.
Why? They'll die from overpopulation.
But you can just get a bunch of bacteria and fill a jar with them.
Except that's a human filling a jar with bacteria, not bacteria filling a jar.
Humans cannot fill 100% of the planet.
Why? They'll die from overpopulation.
But you can just get a bunch of humans and fill the planet with them.
Except that's (probably) a human filling a planet with humans, not humans filling the planet.
This is hardly a difficult concept you autist.
