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>There is a four year old child on Earth right now with the first name "Dovahkiin"
>Because his degenerate NEET parents wanted free Betheshit games for life
This kids entire life was a meme, a joke, before it even began. This is like naming your child Hitler. He was named after a stupid word in a made up video game language so that his parents would get a bunch of free shit mod-vessel video games for life instead of pirating them. You wouldn't have done this, right, /v/?
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>>318326492
he's a demon
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>>318326492
He's literally red from anger.
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>>318326715
>>318326757
STANDING
ON THE EDGE
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>>318326715
Kaz...
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>>318326492
Better than a ghetto black name.

Someone might think it's from a norse poem instead of retardation.
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>>318326492
No, I would have chopped him to pieces and put in the freezer to avoid feeling bad for it.
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>>318326492
What's a Dovahkiin?
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Dovahkiin > Any standard nigger name
Will anyone who isn't a NEET ir a gaymer even know what it's from? Even then I'm sure the majority would think it's cool. Especially the normies.
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>>318326492
Why does he have gloves on?
He's clearly overheating.
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>>318326492
>>318326492

I can see it now

>Child upset with name given by parents, commits double homicide using syringe and bleach while parents sleep
>Walks out of house is found 6 weeks later wandering a neighboring city.
>When questioned, all he gave in reply was
>" I'm not the fucking dragonborn."
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>>318327580
But the dragonborn can kill people while they sleep!
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>>318326492
>There is multiple man childs on /v/ right now who complain about what a parent names their child
>Because they are so autistic they think it's impossible to like what they don't like
These people lives are miserable they are even more of degenerate NEETs then the parents who would name their kids after a fictional character Most of you aint this autistic,right /v/?
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>>318327572
A person born with the soul of a dragon by Akatosh's will.
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>>318326492
holy shit did they forget him in a tanning booth?
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>>318327916
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>>318327408
Until he explains the actual origin of his name
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>>318326492
dude lol imagine how many people named their daughters after characters from Frozen.
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>>318327916
Dude, do you have ANY idea how a kid feels when they have a name shared by a popular fictional character?
At first it's all well and good, everyone is laughing and having a good time but then it never stops and when you tell them to stop it turns into heckling and jokes at your expense.
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>>318328396
Buddy in my 21 years of being alive i have never witnessed some one get made fun of for their name beside chinky eyed fucks.
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>>318326492
Dovakhiin is a stupid name for a child, but I don't think it's a meme or a joke. They liked Skyrim too much, big deal. The kid will probably not have a lot of problems unless he goes to some all-black school in the inner city, or a redneck one in the country.
>>318328242
This is something I never thought about. Oh my god.
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>>318328194
except he doesn't or gives a vague answer
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Dongus reporting in.
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>>318328563
Were you homeschooled or something?
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>>318328714
too easy
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>>318328729
No i just didn't grow up in a pansy neighborhood where kids got made fun of for their names
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>Sephiroth is now old enough to post on 4chan
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>>318328627
>This is something I never thought about. Oh my god.
Happens with popular movies a lot. Elsa is a normal name too.


>>318328563
some people are as lucky. youre 21 year wealth of knowledge must know better though
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>>318328870
Speakin of seph, http://www.p4rgaming.com/guest-post-how-to-cope-with-your-video-game-inspired-name-by-sephiroth-hernandez/
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It is shit like this that has convinced me to give my children the most average joe names ever.
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>>318328563

My name is the same as that of a popular disney character, and growing up EVERYONE would reference it. Its just fucking obnoxious, since I was born before the damn disney movie even came out.
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>>318328805
>pansy
A school full of chado's and chaddettes is probably more likely to torment a kid for his name.
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>>318328805
>No i just didn't grow up in a pansy neighborhood where kids got made fun of for their names
>pansy neighborhood
>taking the piss out of kids
These two things don't occur together.

Either you live in a pansy neighborhood where the kids don't do shit. Or you live in a regular one where they act like kids without caring.
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My mother named me after a semi obscure poet. I have met only 3 people with my name

>tfw your mom is a poetry hipster
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>>318328120
>that pic
GOOD LORD
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>>318328120
>mfw I'm in a very similar situation to this but haven't dropped my spaghetti yet

I'm terrified now.
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>>318329010
Roger?
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>>318329010
Referencing and making fun are two different things.
>>318329039/>>318329065
Pansy as in preppy neighborhood not sure how you couldn't understand that no where in ghetto neighborhoods would you see a kid get made fun of for their name.
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>>318329117
you know what to do Marston
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>>318328120
>I'm autistic and I wouldnt do this

Holy shit guys
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>>318326492
This kid is going to be an ultimate memelord
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>>318329069
What's your name, anon?
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>>318329219
>no where in ghetto neighborhoods would you see a kid get made fun of for their name.
I don't think you can fully appreciate how wrong you are about ghetto schools and preppy schools.

They can both be alienating to outgroups.
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>>318328805
I got made fun of for my name and I went to a school that was probably 50/50 niggrrs and whites
And people still can't pronounce it correctly, fuggen retards
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>>318329457
Whats your name?
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>>318329069
>tfw named after a roman scholar
At least it sounds kind of cool
Varro
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Unfortunately it's a lot better than some other names. Like Sha'Tonka, Kush, Hashtag and other horrendous names
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>tfw your parents go though paperwork to rename you Lugia against your own will

Why are my parents such furfags
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>>318329150

No.
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>>318326492
And like Bethesda, will spend his entire existence being mediocre, making one good decision for every two stupid decisions
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>>318329546
Change it to Varrio :^)
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>>318329219
>ghetto neighborhoods would you see a kid get made fun of for their name.
That's where it would happen the most.
>EY YO, DIS NIGGA'S NAME IS GOKU
>GO SUPER SAIYAN
>LOOKS LIKE I GOTTA MAKE YOU ANGRY
Of course that's a little bit of over-exaggeration but the ghetto is only kind to the people who fit in it.
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>>318329010
Quasimodo?
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>>318326492
Someone get this hothead outta here
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>>318329647
L O N D O N?
O
N
D
O
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>mfw my mother wanted to give me a special snowflake name but my father put his foot down and gave me the most plain ass name he could think of
I have met people with the name she wanted to give me, they got bullied for it.
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>>318326492
>degenerate NEET parents
Both of his parents had jobs.
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>>318326715
he's a devil
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My baby cousin who was recently born is named Anakin.

people are just stupid
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>>318329554
I legit know an indian kidn amed Kush
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>>318329247
Busted up. Thanks anon.
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>>318329546

now youre named after one of the guildmasters of the Boatmen of Styx in Age of Decadence

even better t b h. goty 2015
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>>318329798
don't leave us hanging faggot what was the name?
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>>318326492
White and has a meme name? His parents might as well pack him a pistol for his first day at school and get it over with.
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>>318329798
>mother wanted to name me Tristan
>dad named me Ryan
I don't think anyone would have taken the piss but the Yugioh shit would have gotten old fast.
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>>318329687
More like ohh shyt nigga you got tht sick ass name brah wish my name was as gangsta as yours yo goku lets go play budakai on my ps2?
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>>318326757
he's taking a shit dude. That's why he's red
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>>318329687
Quiet white kid has a niche to fill.

Abnormally smart black kid and him usually become best friends. Or it could be black weeb that reaches out to him. Who knows.
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>>318329798
your dad sounds based

What was the name your mom wanted to give you?

what's your name now? is it John?
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>>318329412
I have a mudperson name Gibran
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He could just call himself Dave, sounds close enough to his real name.
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>>318328120
HE HAD THE PERFECT REJECTION

HE WAS GIVEN THE PERFECT CHANCE TO BACK OUT OF AN UNWINNABLE BATTLE

AND HE FUCKING WENT HARD INSTEAD
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>>318326492
Dovahkiin? That sounded like a video game character's name, but surprise it's a regular person.
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>>318329007
I've heard that people with common names tend to have an easier time making friends. Something to do with others not making as many negative assumptions about them.
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>>318330098
Pronounced jib?
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>>318329990
both scenarios are accurate.
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Somebody get this hothead outta here
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>>318329687
>AYO THIS KIDS NAME IS GOKU
>GO SUPER SAYAN
>kid starts screaming
>niggersrunning.gif
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>mfw people try to pronounce my last name and accidentally say "nigger"
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>>318329990
Eh, this happens rarely because some kids actually end up enjoying the name.
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>>318329687
>over exaggeration

Nah. Seems right.
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I knew this black kid named Abeep. Yes. A beep.
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>>318326492
Wouldn't it be cheeper to just get the name legally changed later then buy all those games?
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>tfw simple and short biblical name
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>>318330098
GIBE ME BRAN
GIMME THE FUCKING BREAD WHORE
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>there are kids out there named Naruto, Sasuke, Sonic, Goku, and even shit like Beastboy
I feel like when you grow up with a name like that. You will either embrace it and become Alpha as fuck or become a super beta weirdo.
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>TFW named after greek hero
feels good man
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>>318329853
He's a doll :)
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>>318330257
nick'r?
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>>318330340
Got an audible chuckle out of me anon.
6/10
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>>318329968
>>318330084
It is not that bad really but for some reason it gets tons of shit. She wanted to call me Marcus and every Marcus I knew was a faggot who got bullied for being called Marcus. You can twist Marcus tons of ways he favorite being Pukecus.

But my father fought for days and he won. I was christened Mark instead. What can you do with Mark? Nothing it is one syllable and four letters.
Oh and he give me his first name for my middle name which is Patrick.

>>318329986
It is time to duel?

>>318330190
I'd believe it, I never had trouble making friends. I think kids are sociopaths that eventually learn morals and names are the easiest target for cruelty because of their significance.
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>>318330393
Pretty sure Sasuke is a common japanese name
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>>318330407
I made friends with a guy in my statistics class last semester named Thor. He was cool
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>>318330358
>tfw obscure Welsh nane

Where my /sheepfuckers/ at?
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>>318330191
She prounces it "gib", but most folks pronounce it "jib"

>>318330368
My first "gf" called me all-bran
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Dongus are you in here?
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>>318329990
You have never encountered a nigger outside of the internet. I was the only white person in my school for 4th grade and got my ass beat because of it. They turned the lights off 8n the bathroom after lunch and about 9 of them jumped me and called me a cracker/faggot/bit etc
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>>318328120

Man and I thought sneaking love letters inside my crush's locker every week was cringeworthy.
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>>318330407
Get off the internet Theseus.
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>tfw name's chad
>not a chad
I have failed, let me be one of you
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>>318330342
>parent's are actually smart and jewed the fuck out of Todd
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>>318330393
>there's a kid out there named Commander Shepard
>there's a kid name Xemnas
That scares me.
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>>318330393
if you're gonna name your kid beastboy, do it right and name him Garfield
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>>318330468
I knew a Marcus in highscool who was drowning in pussy

Maybe it just depends where you're from.
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>>318330587
Also sounds about right.
Not to mention the amount of times those niglets stole from me.
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>Couple I knew from high school had a kid
>They named him Faust
>They claim its because of their German heritage
>I know its because all they do in their free time is write/draw fanfiction of Faust from Guilty Gear
I pity that child for all sorts of reasons.
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>mom wanted to name me Felix
>got named Zachary instead
Did I dodge a bullet, /v/? I honestly wouldn't have minded Felix, but I've literally never met anyone with the name.
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>>318330587
Clearly beat you ass since u was some cracker ass faggot not because your name
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>>318330358
Is that you John?
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>>318330468
>Mark

When I was in school, the kids would pester a boy named Mark by barking his name. "Mark! Mark Mark! Mmmmmmmmmmmarkmarkmarkmarkmark!"

And he would flip his shit every time.
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I have a special snowflake old English name. I've seen it elsewhere, but mostly as a surname, not a given name. No one knows how to spell it, no one knows how to say it. Life is suffering.
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>>318330686
Was he handsome and confident? Handsome and confident people can own anything even a shit name.

>>318330736
Seems like a cat's name.
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>>318330736
I knew a Felix.
He was a scrawny white kid that thought he was hot shit but couldn't back his words.

Zach is better though.
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>>318326492
Well, considering hundreds of thousands of parents in western countries are having children just so they can become eligible for an allowance from the government, I don't think this is such a big deal. If this kids parents think free games is a big deal, then that means they've got all their other shit in order, which is more than you could say for most of the parents of the /v/irgins on here. Heck, most of your parents have probably split up, am I right? That means you were just some spur of the moment shit which your parents didn't think through.
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>>318328120
>he literally calls her boyfriend a cu.ck
Goddamn this site ruins peoples minds kek
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>>318330736
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>tfw my name is Jose

Atleast it isn't something gay like Keith or Dongus
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>>318330820
Aethelfirth?
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>named william
>everybody wants to call me bill, will, willy or billy
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>>318328120
did he kill himself? Because i've done some really cringeworthy shit in my highschool days when i look back. But this? This is just next level shit right here
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>>318330342
This is exactly what the parents did. Everyone in this thread who actually thinks that Dovahkiin is still the kids name is retarded.
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>>318330468
kek, I know a kid named Marcus, he was fat and had a lisp. I started calling him "M-rob" (last name had rob in it and it was pronounced "M-wob") in highschool and he hated it but it caught on and became his go to nickname

M-rob still messages me on Facebook occasionally even though I pretty much bullied him in highschool

Good thing your dad changed your name last minute bro
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>>318330892
Mexican?
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>>318330848
>Zach is better though

Felix>Zach
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>>318330793
nope.
It is a four letter name, however.
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>>318330342
It costs like 100 dollars to change your name in the US in my state so thats probably what they did.
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I cannot believe that Bethesda didn't get flak for this contest. They blatantly encouraged someone to name their kid Dovahkiin for shits and giggles.
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>>318330928
Was he M-wobedly obese?
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>>318328978
>To this day, [my mother] is still enthralled by [Sephiroth]. My father dresses up as him on occasion and well, they do things.
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If I were him, I'd just change my name to Dave as soon as possible.
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>>318330736
>Did I dodge a bullet, /v/?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jACX2ruxC4k

no
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>>318330782
They also came to my house set fireworks off under the porch broke the windows with rocks then tossed fish heads inside. And spray painted "get out crackers" on the road in front of the house. Like 2-3 of them were from school out of like 9
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>>318326492
>implying they didn't immediately and quietly change the kid's name afterward
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>>318330876
>Well, considering hundreds of thousands of parents in western countries are having children just so they can become eligible for an allowance from the government

I think everything you said in this post is wrong.

Are you suggesting ghetto names are intended to game the welfare system? Did you read this on Breitbart?
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who /gabe/ here
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>>318330820
EY YO ÆTHELFRITH HOW IT BE
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>>318326492
There are a literal fuck ton of girls named Madison. The name came from a movie about a mermaid who upon being asked what her name was, replied "Madison" because a street sign said they were on Madison Avenue.

There are hundreds of thousands of women named Madison because of a mermaid movie in the 80s.

Dovahkiin is cringeworthy but hardly unusual.
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>>318331063
not quite but he long left the threshold of what could be defined as simply chubby or kind of fat and was quite definitively a big guy (because his mom worked at the school and bought him lunches every day)
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>>318330896
>look back
This isn't distant highschool memory. This is an adult college fuck up.

He's probably alive and a burden on his parents.
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>>318331141
They never do.
Just ask poor old Sephiroth.
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>>318330893
No. But good guess though.
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>>318331136
So far nothing you said is about your name but because you a pussy little white boy who couldn't defend himself bet you snitched on them for doing somthing.
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>>318330820
Æþelred?
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>Knew a kid named Adonis in highschool
>He was the scrawniest black kid ever
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>>318331287
>adult college
holy shit that's some grade a autism
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>>318328120

Nigel
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>>318331239
>you will never play nintendo with your bros ÆTHELFRITH or EINBYJORN after school
why live?
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>Have a girl name
>Am a guy
Thanks mom and dad.
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id name my kid tyler or joey
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>>318330537
Pretty sure he killed himself
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Remember me?
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>knew a kid named Ebeneezer in High School
>he was a really cool guy
>everyone liked him and called him Ebe
>not once did he get called 'Scrooge'

man i miss that due
i should ring him up or something
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>>318328870
I think your arithmetic is a bit off
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>>318331498
S'up Michelle?
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>>318331029
I think if it happened in 2015, they would get more flak because of how PC shit is nowadays.
>LET THE BABY CHOOSE ITS NAME
>MAYBE THE BABY WANTS TO BE A IT
>ITS A BAD NAME FOR A CHILD
>ITS A SEXIST NAME
>ITS A RACIST NAME
etc
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>>318331569
Way worst than that.
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>>318331262
isnt there a city named Madison though?

I'm sure its an actual name
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>>318331524
>21 inches long
That's one hung baby.
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>>318330510
It really isn't.

Sasuke is the name of a ninja in Japanese folklore.

It would be like if a white kid was actually named Robin Hood or Paul Bunyan.
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>>318330820
I have a unique Native American name. It helps that I am Native though.
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>>318331452
Henry?
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>>318331498
Hi Sasha
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>>318326757
This made laugh out loud.

I can just imagine this kid sitting there thinking

>"Are you serious? Are you fucking kidding me? Dovahkin? Fucking Dovahkin? You just had to do it, didn't you? You disgusting fucking weeaboo scum. You just had to ruin my life from my very fucking birth. I could have been born into a normal family, with normal parents, but instead, I was born to two fuck heads, who named me after a SHITTY MEME GAME! FUCK! Even oblivion was better than Skyrim!"

He just looks so utterly angry.
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>>318331657
Ashley?
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>>318331686
>Doesn't include the Japanese folklores last name
>But for american folklore he does
Plenty of people are named Robin and Paul no one gives a fuck about them.
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>>318331657
What is it?
Marissa?
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>Few years ago, was a teacher's aid for 1 period sr year
>Freshman class
>There was a white kid named Alucard
>Always called him Dracula and he hated it
>Not many other students seemed to get to reference
Good times. I always loved Alucard as a character, but I'd never think to name my child after him.
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>>318331498
Male Kellys built this nation anon.
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>>318330468
>What can you do with Mark?
Mark the narc.
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>>318330736
My dad wanted to name me Christopher Robin, yeah like I wouldn't get mocked endlessly for being named after a Winnie the Pooh character
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>>318331657
Everett? Please say no, I have friends that just named their son that.
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>>318326492
>>318327572
HOBOKEN!?!??!


OOOOOOOH I'M DYYYYIN!
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>>318329247
Fucking rapist. inb4 SJW
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>>318331898

Now the question is was he named after Castlevania Alucard or Hellsing Alucard... or just ya know the normal Alucard?
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>>318331874
>>318331856
>>318331793
No it's Triss.
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>>318331498
FRANCIS WATCH WHERE YOU SHOOT
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>>318330358
>tfw name is Jesus
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>>318330358
>tfw named Rawa
I still haven't a fucking clue what my name is, I'd like to think my name is Kurdish though since my family are Kurds
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One of my coworker's wife is a kindergarten teacher, a new kid in her class is named Cadillac-Escalade
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>>318331934
I actually met a dude called Marc, same as Mark but spelled with a c. What a faggot.
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>>318331498
Kamille what are you doing here you're supposed to be comatose, not shitposting
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Would you rather be named after a vidya character or a anime character?
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>>318330468
>What can you do with Mark
Mark the Nigger

>>318332027
She was asking for it.
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>>318330736
Felix here, literally no problem with it.
Half the people don't even know about the cat form the 50's.
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>>318332160
roll
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A permit should be required for having children. I'm pretty sure most evil in the world just stems from shitty parenting.
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>>318327579
TO COPE WITH SKYRIM'S COLD
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>>318332160
Why don't christians name their kids Jesus?
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>>318331813
>weeaboo
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>>318329562
There's got to be more of a story there.
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>>318332092
I don't even think anyone has been named that but you.
Trish maybe but Triss?
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My name translates to sunrise.
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>>318331758
we're getting super lewd now?
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>>318332160
Someones gotta get 000 eventually.
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>>318332092
If it's any consolation, Triss is a kind of sexy name for a guy.

As long as you're masculine though, feminine names on feminine guys is too expected
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I know a guy who named his sons Connor and Ezio Altair.
Their last name is Martinez.
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>>318328120

Did that guy spelled Baudelaire as Bodler ?
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>>318332418
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>>318332332
>naming a kid after a character in a fantasy videogame about fighting dragons with magic spells
>Not weeaboo
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>>318332092
DON'T FUCKING JOKE LIKE THAT MAN I SPILL MY DRINK ON KETYBOARD AHAHAHHAHAHA
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>>318332418
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>>318332314
>Mexico
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>>318329435
Thank you for saving this. I regretted not capping it myself.
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>>318332092
If you get swole no one will care about your name
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>>318326492
Someone get this hothead outta here
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>>318331990
what does this have to do with hoboken? is that were this baby was born?
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>>318332569
>weeaboo
>relating to fantasy
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>>318332314
Jesus is an ideal but taking his name is presumptuous and self inflating to most Christians.
You know the whole being unworthy, born sinful thing Christians do.

I don't have anything that explicit states this, but between Catholics school and studying history, this is what I've come up with.
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>>318329247

That's fucked up.
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>>318329117
>>318328120
How can you even be considering this?

How are people this retarded?


I'm autistic and even I can see how stupid you have to be to put yourself in this situation
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>>318326715

Because real life is actually hell
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>>318330993
Cain?
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>>318332160
I hope your baiting me.
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>>318332670
Americlap mispronouncing Dovahkiin probably
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You wish you were named after the saint that discovered America.
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>>318332389
super

>>318332614
that's old pasta. the longer it goes without being seen the better.
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>TFW you have undisputed best name and everyone remembers you and thinks you're cool.
>TFW girls tell you that you have the same name as their dog.
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>>318331868
I knew a guy named Paul in high school. He was autistic as fuck and watched hentai in class. Unfortunately he was a quiet beta so besides having the classic neckbeard appearance there isnt much to tell about him.
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>>318332637
>a boy named Kamille is probably alive right now
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>>318330524
Llewelyn?
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>>318329247
hard atm desu senpai
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>>318332905
I've always wanted to find her videos
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>>318330358
>tfw Will

The most beta name in existence
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>>318327408
You don't like Shaquanda or Naydhanda or Shannaynay or Diamond or Sakuya?
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>>318332832
>getting drunk at a party with strangers
>not asking to get carried off and used

Your choice is limited to one of these.
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>>318332905
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>>318332092
Punch people.

Tell them "TRISS IS A MAN'S NAME, AND I'M A MAN!"
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>>318332569
>Skyrim, the epitome of bad WESTERN rpgs
>weeaboo
Proof that word has lost all of its meaning.
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My name was pretty unsual but I've never been made fun of for it and most girls I've been with have said it's pretty damn sexy once I tell them how to pronounce it correctly.
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>>318333043

>>318333013
I've always want to toss her salad.
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>>318332712
Jesus is literally just a different form of Joshua.
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>>318326492
why is it so fucking red
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>>318333024
Could be worse. You could be named Josh.
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>give birth to twins
>give them matching names
I would literally vomit if someone I knew did this, something like "Timmy/Tommy", "Maria/Mario", "Strawberry/Cream" is too gimmicky.
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>>318332765
A brother of cain. Seth.
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>>318333165
She was cherry that's for sure. /lit/ ruins everything
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>>318333067
I'm not going to argue with you.
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>>318333165
>They Opp's
what did she mean by this?
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>>318333013
Have another cap anon
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>>318333131
It's not about the game. It's about the action. The game may not be weeaboo, but only weeaboo parents would do something like that.
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My paretns were pretty lazy when it came to namig us.

Me and my brother are named after kings and my siter is named after a saint.

It's pretty fun since i am named after a guy that is responsiple for wrecking Germans and poles.
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>>318333321
Original Post Person
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>>318326492

>You will never be this mad
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>>318332418
Is it some kinda of hispanic thing to name kids after video games? wtf
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>>318332569
You're a fucking dumbass.
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>>318329798
>tfw my Mom wanted to name me Gabriel but my Dad convinced her to name me Lucas instead

In retrospect, I think Gabriel is a pretty bitchin' name.
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>>318333353
No. You don't get to change the meaning of a word just because you want to.
Tons of parents named their child Darth Vader, Anakin, and other retarded nerd shit that has nothing to do with animeshit.
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>>318333043
>Sakuya
Do black people really name their characters after Touhou characters?

"Yo lemme introduce you to my homies! That nigga right there is Deshawn, dat's Marisa, and the big mofo's Wriggle Nightbug. Don't fuck wit Wriggle."
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>>318333097
how cute
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>>318333097
part 2?

>>318333179
Fuck me. I should remember that.
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>>318332905
>That feel when I knew it was katie as soon as I opened the image
really its one of the saddest things I've see on this site.
>>318332969
I found myself thinking about naming my son Kamille before I remember that it is actually a not normal name for a boy Despite that being brought up all the time in Zeta Gundam.
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>>318326492
They could have changed his name afterwards, you fucking tard. What's Bethesda gonna do to stop them? They probably didn't even actually do it. Just a publicity stunt.
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>>318333526
>implying it's not the same thing, nerds obsessing over nerdy shit
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>>318333321
its another word for barbaric dirty nigger
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