You now have a child
What's the first game you make him/her play?
>>318297813
Dark Souls. If you can't finish it no more videogames until you're 32.
Call of Duty: Black Ops III
>>318297813
Gone Home
Five nights at Freddie's
Maiden Rape Assault: Violent Semen Inferno
I don't.
If you have a child and that's the first thing on your priority list, congratulations on making another mediocre service worker. Your child shouldn't even know about television or videogames for the first few years of their life.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sp3nsgTQNiI
The game of dick.
Sonic 3 & Knuckles
all the ZONE ARCHIVE ''games''
unteralterbach
>>318297813
I would read a fucking book to them. My father never did that for me.
>I want my child to be as beta as myself.
>he can work in IT, just like me.
>I'm going to screw over this new human being because I want a clone of myself
>>318297813
Morrowind, Deus Ex.
Later in life, FEAR.
Oblivion, it'll be the coziest game ever for a child. Its so amazingly vivid and morbidly dark. It'd be the perfect gaming start for a child.
the best incest h-games
>>318297813
Super Mario Bros., probably the GBC Deluxe version. If they didn't like that, they probably just don't like video games, and I can quit trying to force my interests on them from the get-go.
>>318298419
idk, people are so obsessed over being "exceptional" that they either never focus on just living a decent life, or they fall apart at the first shortcoming in their lives. At the end of the day, I just want to raise a kid who isn't an asshole.
>>318297813
>him/her
Don't put fucking labels on my child
He can find out about videogames in college.
The world doesn't need another OP, or pic related.
Spyro.
The first game I played, Kirby's Dream Land
None, vidya aren't supposed to be chores
But if I had to I guess I'd make them play Dark Souls to find out whether they are autistic or not
who fucking gives a shit
I got my 4 year old daughter to play Sonic 1, 2 & CD because of how simple they are. Now she always steals my 3DS or phone so she can play them.
That's disgusting OP. You inentionally post the most offensive thing you could find?
Metal Gear Solid. And I expect a 13-page summary of it.
>>318298780
ayy dude this aint a video game bord rite?
this uh
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yknow uh
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>>318298668
>exceptional
That's the thing. You and your genetic lineage don't have to be exceptional.
But you should get out of the way of those who are or are trying to give their children the room necessary to be exceptional.
>>318297813
fuck babies
how does anyone like them
I dunno... something fundamental like pong or super mario bros.
Gotta have a strong foundation in good gameplay and responsive controls. Probably some top-down arcade shooters. I'd get the kid into racing games next to develop his reflexes further.
RPGs come later, and after Zelda, because they require no physical skills, and I don't want my kid to be a retard who can't deal with physics except theoretically. Plus I can just get the kid i to good storytelling from literature.
Whatever is popular for kids his/her age.
>>318297813
the legend of zelda on the nes
>>318298839
See: This is okay because it is a daughter. The best she will do is find a man if her genes aren't fucked. So she should play videogames.
A son should not.
>>318298550
>>318298674
Video games don't make people socially retarded. It's just that socially retarded people are drawn to video games.Or more importantly, talking about them on the internet all day.
Boop the nose.
Touching my nose will let out an audible and enjoyable boop noise. This will teach the child the joy of meaningless tasks for meaningless prizes.
Then I'll go with this anon, >>318297951
>>318299053
>Touching my nose will let out an audible and enjoyable boop noise
what the fuck is wrong with your nose
>>318297813
>make him play
why would i do that
>>318297813
>having a child
>playing vydia gaems
pick one
>>318299136
he's a clown
My kids aren't touching anything that is popular with the autism crowd.
>>318299136
I was just going to say boop.
What kind of idiot are you?
>>318298913
I want to clarify that I only mentioned video games as it's the point of this thread. I'll play sports with him too and teach him how to socialize with people and read to him and teach him to draw and play music and enjoy nature and food and culture, etc.
I make him play Plok and make him realise the music and gameplay is the greatest.
>>318299269
why would you say boop?
>>318297813
Either Flower or Loco Roco.
I don't. Frankly I don't want him/her to be a loser like me with no goals, no ambition, and no athletic abilities.
>>318299362
you sound like a 12 year old girl
>implying I want my kid wasting his life away playing stupid fucking video games
>>318299419
Because apparently I'm just as retarded as you.
>make him play
OP has autism and shouldn't have bred.
If daughter, she gets piano or violin all day
If son, he gets football/wrestling/lacross and piano/violin and whatever community bullshit I can find for him
Fuck videogames. Videogames are for when he is 28 and graduated and he gets introduced to it by his girlfriend.
Leave the autistic shit to the rest of /v/'s children.
>>318297813
I already do have a child the first game I made her play was Smash bros 64. This week we're learning lag canceling
My daughter, who is currently 6 months old, will not touch video games until she is 4 or 5. And even then, she will be allowed limited time with them. Mostly because that's how my parents raised me. 1-2 hours of video games a day, after homework. And when I got older, they allowed me a little more after dinner.
Her first game will be something on the NES or SNES. Probably Super Mario World. My wife and I also discussed not letting her have a cellphone until she's 16.
>>318299362
You sounded like a good parent at first but that sentence got progressively gayer as it went on
AA2
>>318298753
Just show them the opening scene of The Dark Knight Rises. If they laugh or start quoting it nonstop you need to get them help immediately!
>>318297813
The same game I played for the very first time.
Mortal Kombat for the GameBoy.
After he reaches the point of losing all faith in humanity i give him the best GameBoy game released, and the best game of its franchise.Pokemon Blue/Red
The kid will be going places.
No videogames in this house.
>>318299038
Well she's from a long line of whores, so I feel she may become of those teens who manipulates gamers/geeks for sex because she "plays games"
>>318299729
And he rolls around grabbing guys asses. Proof that no vidya will turn you gay
>>318297813
>Make a child play video games
No. Thats bad parenting. My kid can make their own choices and harbor their own likes. My GF and I are huge Sega nerds, are we gonna make our baby play Daytona? Hell no.
We can play it, and if our kid is interested, wants to learn about it, we'll let them. But we're not going to make that decision for them.
Hell, I suck ass at sports, but if my kid wants to be on a team, you're damn right dads gonna be there for em.
>>318299661
>My wife and I also discussed not letting her have a cellphone until she's 16.
kek, try booking a cottage in an amish village then
Manhunt.
>/v/ not hating on children saying they're like retarded goblins and they'll never procreate, choosing instead to grow up their children with their passion
i... i like you for once?
>>318297813
Why would I make my kid play videogames when I don't even play videogames anymore?
>>318300004
>>318300003
Where did that quint go?
>>318300000
>>318299661
>My wife and I also discussed not letting her have a cellphone until she's 16.
Either 12 to 14, 16 is too late, mane.
>>318297813
I have a daughter just over a year old. She willplay whatever interests her in a few years when she's old enough to play. She is nowhere near ready and I have no idea what'll be around in a few years.
But I won't be like the fuckos in this thread saying no games or extremely limited. She'll be like 5. I want her to enjoy being a kid as long as she can. You spend a very long time being an adult. But I shouldn't expect much from a bunch of balding autismos that hated their stepfathers. It was inevitable they'd become the exact same.
No videogames in this here house.
>>318297813
Earthbound.
Probably something with no real objective, something they can fuck around with.
Noby Noby Boy or something like that.
>>318300179
No videogames in this house either. I fail to see your point
>>318300141
>random inserted statement about stepfathers
Bro, are you raising a kid that isn't yours?
>first games my dad let me play were Doom and Duke Nukem
Can't go wrong with Doom
>>318299661
>Her first game will be on the NES or SNES
Honestly, read that back to yourself, do you find that fair at all? You realize as she grows up, if she gets into video games at all, all of her friends will like the newest latest games coming out. And yet you're intentionally dating her backwards just to cater to the kinds of things you grew up on?
This is how you make a socially awkward child who has no interests that the people around her have, and becomes a shut in. You're dooming her to forums at an early age man.
If you want to introduce her fine, but don't expect her to play it and only it for the begining of her life. Thats like if your dad got you a Magnavox odyssey while all the cool kids were getting an N64. You're gonna make her feel like a hand me down kid.
>tfw first videogame was MGS
i didn't understand shit and i cried a lot but it was amazing
Any game for kids, like anything from Nintendo.
>>318297813
None.
Because this will probably never happen to me
I never had a father. I'm not actually sure what I'd even be expected to do as a parent.Frankly, I don't think I would make a very good father.
>2015/2016
>having children
>marriage soon to be abolished
No thanks.
>>318300196
>introducing a kid to the horrrors of Giygas at a young age.
Expect your kid to be even more jaded and hate life then you.
>>318300578
no one considers wether they're likely to be a good or bad father when they get kids
>>318300004
>insisting on getting kids when you're barely responsible enough to deal with your own life
Maturity is knowing your limits. I'd be a terrible father.
Probably a nice easy Kirby game that he can play with his dadwhilst I make them dinner :)
>>318300141
>I want her to enjoy being a kid as long as she can.
How does no videogames detract from that? Children have made due with no videogames for centuries. Books do what videogames can't a give a child the ability to build their own imagination without relying on the art assets of some loser in San Francisco.
>>318298550
>>318298674
>>318299245
>>318299508
>>318299547
>>318299624
>>318299729
>>318300179
You all say this but you will never have a child lol
>>318300179
>Went to Brooklyn Tech ~6 years ago.
>Most of my friends were from Brooklyn Tech or Stuyvesant.
>All the Asian kids with open parents that allowed them to be kids but still put their foot down when it was time to do work or study grew up to be socially competent and have successful careers.
>All the Asian parents with Tiger parents ended up being either emotional wrecks, aspies who landed okay jobs but can't even look people in the eye, or cut their parents out of their lives completely.
You're better off treating kids like apprentices, rather than Tamagotchis.
Whatever they want to play. I'd suggest a classic platforms like Super Mario Brothers though.
>>318298867
10/10
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>>318300773
This, platformers are the best starters.
>>318300737
Not insisting, /v/ has this general good goyim attitude of HATING kids for little to no reason. If you think you'd be a bad father, it's ok as a reason.
Still, you could improve yourself.
>>318300729
This
>>318300578
Honestly you just do it cause you have to. The kids will always love you even if you're shitty. It's the nature of the relationship between kids and fathers that are around.
>>318299987
>>318300127
I didn't get a phone until I was 18 - a year ago. It was my own choice. Even then, it's my brothers old one.
>>318300369
This.
I grew up with parents who are total Sci-fi geeks, Helped host Sci-fi conventions, and so on. So I grew up as one and heavily influenced by science.
Now as a 24 year old I'm fucking sick of Cyberpunk, Sci-fi and anything future related, I spend my time enjoying life, going to old world rodeos, buying minature ships to work on, and reading tons of period pieces about the 1800s.
I FEEL LIKE I'M AN 80 YEAR OLD MAN IN A YOUNG ADULTS BODY.
>>318297813
>not a qt girl
dropped
on its head
>>318299667
How?
Play basketball with the kid. Teach him to play guitar and draw since I'm good at both. Show him good food because I live in New Orleans and the food here is delicious. Encourage him to talk to his barber and adult family friends instead of being scared and shy, instilling confidence. Take him to museums so he can see great works of art.
Cmon, bruh. Pretty basic.
from firsthand experience the games are likely to be something like angry birds on a tablet or similar casual games
Sly Cooper
The 1st game my daughter got into was little big planet, I tried making her play that mensa game but she hated it.
Monkey Island
>>318298358
Este negro!
>>318297813
Dwarf Fortress
Super You're Going Up For Adoption Bros.
Y'all nigga's gon have some retarded ass kids
Pic related is the only correct answer.
>>318297813
Jack David
>make him/her play
I'm not going to force my kid to play video games even if I like playing them. I'll rather have him or her find their own hobby instead of forcing them to like mines. I mean, it fine if they do end up being gamers, but I'm not going to force them to like it. And the retards that think raising your kid on NES and Master System games are retards. By raising your child on outdated games assuming they become a gamer that they will be so attached to she will unable to relate to most people who probably cares more about the newest games than the crap you grew up with which will probably make your child become a socially awkward autismo who doesn't have a social life.
>>318298550
How is it possible to have such a weak non existent chin like not even a beard would be able to hide it
>>318297813
Anything he/she want to play. I've already lived my childhood let my kid live their
>>318299624
>Video games are out and mainstream.
>Still see them as autistic.
Literally kill yourself.
>>318298885
Nobody said you have to like it, retard
>>318297813
bloodborne make dat nigga fight ludwig. fuck dat lil nigga he aint my kid.
>>318299624
There's a few guys in that pic that look like they don't poo in a loo
Forbidden MemoriesI want to teach my son/daughter that just like in real life, this game isn't fair will cheat you at a moments notice.
Whatever the newest Nintendo stuff is honestly.
>mfw /v/irgins breeding
We should all be sterilized for the good of humanity
Super Mario Bros 3
Sonic 3 & Knuckles
Megaman X
Super Smash Bros
Mario Kart 64
I have a daughter and I played these with her on my lap and gave her a controller when she got a bit older. I had my first true system when I was 2 (Genesis) so I bought her a Wii U last Christmas and she plays with her mom pretty often.
>>318298721
Awesome
Friend of mine named his first daughter Morrigan.
>>318299624
>If daughter, she gets piano or violin all day
>If son, he gets football/wrestling/lacross and piano/violin and whatever community bullshit I can find for him
Holy shit, what century do you live in senpai?
Monster Truck Madness 2
>This many bad parents
Carmen sandiego and Wheres waldo
/thread
>>318302961
You're right m8, she must get gender studies courses
>>318298550
Your parents failed you because they didnt push you, they didnt encourage you to join sports and after school activities and they didnt try and arrange play dates for you.
Video games arent the blame for anything. It all begins and ends with shit parenting.
I don't care what he plays when he's a toddler, though I'd prefer him to stick to really casual stuff then. I do want him to play Ocarina of Time when he's about 8, old enough to at least kind of appreciate it. I want that to be his first major video game experience beyond "match these in a row" or whatever basic mobile games are popular. It'll teach him the basics about puzzle solving, combat, and exploration, since it is after all a game that does "the basics" in those areas yet gets it so, so right. No walkthroughs allowed. Only advice he's allowed to get is from Navi.
MGS3
If my child doesn't take down The Boss with CQC only its off to the orphanage.
>>318298550
What's wrong with working in IT?
>Making a kid play M rated games.
You're going to breed a far worse generation of /v/.
>>318303164
Not everytime really, my parents encouraged me to do varius sports (tennis, martial arts, swimming) and social activities (acting club) and while maybe i achieved something at times, at the end of my teens i failed because i'm just gutless hack really
>>318303786
/v/'s problem is that the 2000s was a generation where kids confused being cynical and edgy with being smart. Our kids probably won't have that to ruin them.
>Not raising your kids to try their best to understand something from all angles, instead of accepting the most simplistic explanation that makes you feel good about yourself.
I don't know if autism is hereditary or not, but I don't want to risk it. The world doesn't need more people like me.
Regardless, I wouldn't force them to play video games, just let them like what they end up liking.
Touhou, it's difficult but he wouldn't be traumatized by it.
Plus I'll get to laugh at /jp/ telling them a 5 year old can 1cc it on lunatic.
>>318297813
Probably Ocarina of Time.
It's piss easy and it's actually a pretty good game to introduce to normies that has a pretty good chance of getting them to like video games while not being something completely mindless like Flappy Bird or Angry Birds.
Eastern Mind
Yume Nikki
>>318304098
>is actually autistic
>Regardless, I wouldn't force them to play video games, just let them like what they end up liking.
Fucking seriously what sort of bizzaro world are we living in where autists are speaking the most sense?
>>318302617
>That dad's face
Jesus christ.
>>318297813
ding dong ditch
