WHERE THE FUCK ARE THOSE GAMES WORTH PLAYING FOR TABLE 12?
>>318295898
Table 12 only have a PC, and they want exclusives. We got nothing for them chef
>>318295898
Must be a mistake chef, thats the Nintendo party
>>318296091
WHAT DO YOU MEAN?
THE SAME EXCLUSIVES PLUS A WHOLE BACKLOG CAN BE HAD!
PREP XCOM 2 AND DEUS EX FOR FUCK SAKE!
ALSO THIS FALLOUT 4 IS FUCKING RAAAAAAWWWW!
WE NEED THREE GOOD FREE TO PLAY GAMES ON CONSOLES FOR TABLE 8
>>318296449
>>318296091
Hold up, I've a great exclusive that JUS got a free content update!
Fuck off chef. Get the games yourself, limey fuck.
>>318296571
We...we got nothing!
I don't know what to tell you.
>>318296449
B-but Chef, Deus Ex was released for consoles too
The MGS5 isn't done chef, we can't put it out yet!
>>318296859
ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME?
TABLE 10 NEEDS 2 RPGS 1 RTS AND 3 GODDAMN SPORT GAMES OR YOUR FUCKING FIRED!!!
STOP FUCKING YELLING CHEF PLEASE MY HEAD HURTS
Chef!
I have no idea what the PS4 table ordered!
Did they order anything?
I got the 3D platformer table 6 wanted right here chef!
>>318297013
All we have are these crap FPS things but...they leave a very bitter taste...
>>318296973
I'M WATCHING YOU LIKE A FUCKING HAWK RIGHT NOW, DO YOU WANNA KNOW WHY?I WANT YOU OUT
>>318296998
ONE MORE FUCK-UP AND YOU'RE FUCKING HISTORY, GOT IT?!?!
>>318297274
TAKE THAT JACKET OFF AND GET OUT!!!
>>318297013
I ain't no bitch, chef.
*takes off chef hat and walks out*
Chef, the filet mignon for table 21 is taking longer than expected.
>>318297281
ITS
FUCKING
RAWWWWWW
>>318297013
Pier solar, Radiant historia, Halo wars. Harry potter quidditch world cup, Rocket legue and Megaman Soccer
>>318297398
*comes back*
Sorry, I forgot my picture.
*jetpacks out through the roof*
Game up chef!
>>318297281
ARE YOU TAKING THE PISS!?
SONIC!
WE'RE SERVING ADULTS NOT AUTISTIC CHILDREN!
FINE! FUCK OFF AND WORK ON THE KIDS MENU!
>>318297445
Sorry chef, i'll microwave a patch for it right away!
CHEF
GOT THE ORDER FOR TABLE 12
MADE SOME DEUS EX, OKAMI AND JET SET RADIO FUTURE
>>318297380
Fuck you
I ain't no bitch
>>318295898
They'll be there in 3 minutes chef. XCOM 2, a follow up dish to the successful re-imagining of the 90's classic dish, and Street Fighter V.
>>318297571
I KNOW YOU MIGHT BE SILGHTLY STUPID, NOW GIVE ME TWO NAMES AND WHY THEY SHOULD LEAVE THIS THREAD. GOT IT?!?!
>>318295898
Got 'em right here chef!
CHEF, PEOPLE ARE GETTING TIRED OF WAITING FOR PRE-ORDERS.
THEY'RE STARTING TO WALK OUT.
>>318297863
I WOULDN'T SERVE THAT TO MY DOG!
YOU'RE A DISGRACE!
C-chef, there this euphoric looking man at table 12 who says he wants Half-Life 3 and nothing else, what do I tell him?
>>318297939
WHAT!?
THEY SHOULDN'T BE PRE-ORDERING ANYTHING! WHERE'S THE FINISHED PRODUCT!?
WHAT IS THIS? A BONUS SOUNDTRACK AND SOME PLASTIC SHIT MADE IN CHINA?
WHO'S RESPONSIBLE FOR THIS COCK UP?
Out of the way! Top dish coming through!
>>318298217
Get out there and tell him he's gonna get a good meal.
Chef, I hope you don't mind, but i'm getting the giving the meal to the gentleman at table 3 over time instead of all at once.
glad you could bake it,arthas
Chef, someone ordered...
>>318298390
I did chef, he still got mad and said he's tired of waiting and that it's better be a PC exclusive.
>>318295898
table 12, try something different for a change! kings of myarda, summonstrike[.com] and even old board games like risk or settlers of catan
get the fuck out gordon, im on my way to that 250k salary
Sorry chef, it's taking longer to cook than expected...
Chef someone at table 19 asks if he can mod his video game, can I have confirmation on that? He says it isn't good enough on its own.
Chef!
That party at table 7 wants to know what is your waifu choice for the day. I told them you don't believe in waifus, but they insist.
>>318300089
ONLY IF HE BUYS THEM
>>318300294
MY WAIFU IS A PERFECT OMELETTE