Why can't I bring myself to hate her.
>>318287391
>>318287391
I want to fuck temmie
hOI!
I'd fuck a tem
>>318287391
what the hell am i looking at?
>>318287519
Every fucking day. Every single fucking day when i come home this little faggot just sits there and gives me this stupid look on her face. What should i do about her? Ideas?
>>318287697
>>318288054
Reminds me of baby armor
having a good tem
>>318287391
Just out of curiosity: why everyone take for granted that all Temmies are female? Is it just because the author was a girl? Is the genre stated somewhere?
>>318288616
Temmies are Temmie
Their pronouns are tem, temmie and temmies
>>318288054
I genuinely choose to believe that Tem Armor is literally that. Just a bunch of Tems strapped to the kids body
>>318288616
The genre is RPG/Bullet Hell.
FUCK OFF TO /VG/ OR TUMBLR, ANYWHERE BUT HERE
>>318288736
I think the same too
>>318288768
>Bullet Hell
more like RPG/ Bullet inconvenience
Temmie reminds me of older days on the internet where people talked like this all the time.
Maybe thats why its cringy but kinda endearing.
>>318288985
Fair point I just wanted to shitpost.
>>318288512
This place looks so fucking scary but i want to fuck them
>>318288616
i like to imagine Tems reproduce by budding, and that those floppy second ears are actually blobs that fall off and develop into new Tems
>>318288768
>>318288985
It's actually a walking simulator with a poorly made bullet hell tacked on
>>318289039
It works because Temmie is a dog-human so it's not a stretch to imagine a dog would talk like that if they were able to vocalize their thoughts.
>>318287391
is this denko?
>>318289039
Have you readHomestuck?
Part of the enjoyment that I got out of it was some of the nostalgia of talking to people in the days of early instant messaging or on BBS, to a lesser extent. Although there are some characters with typing quirks that are a fucking chore to read.
>>318289313
I feel like I wouldn't enjoy Undertale if I knew anything about Homestuck
>>318289313
does it have 2 sets of ears?
>>318289431
Yeah.
>>318289039
I don't find it cringey at all. Temmies are ridiculously cute.
>>318288807
>He entered a thread he didn't like just tell tell everyone how much he didn't even want to be in it
https://m.soundcloud.com/plasterlynx/hoi-im-temmie
This is the greatest boss fight of all time.
>>318290108
Pretty close, but Tara Strong is still the voice I hear when Temmie talks.
>>318289425
i've read the entire comic and undertale had no correlation to homestuck at all.
completely separate experiences.
incidentally homestuck is a pretty solid inversion on your typical "creation mythos", you'd think it would be insanely complicated but if you read it all in one go (without gaps in update, it also hiatused for an entire year) it explains everything just fine.
the problem is that it is constantly layering context over top of more context so the end result makes perfect sense, seeing everything that led up to it, but to a person who skips ahead after reading halfway, they will see shit like this and wig out.
>>318290135
Because Tems are adorable and you could easily fool one into sucking your cock
>>318290780
My problem with homestuck is that I've encountered the fans way more than anything from the actual thing. I'm not sure I could get into it this late in the game whereas Undertale I enjoyed before it got popular.
Not that I'm trying to make a popular things are bad I'm such a hipster argument, just that a fanbase can ruin something for you if you run into them before you experience the thing they're fans of.
>>318290986
well yeah, it's really popular. the same could be said of when danganronpa was popular. a lot of people really like homestuck, unfortunately a lot of those people are insufferable.
i still suggest reading the comic even if you have no intention of participating in the awful fandom.
>>318287924
I like this image
>>318287391
Becuase you like dumpster tier 'lol so RaNDUMXDD' humour
>>318290986
Don't bother reading Homestuck anon
It's fucking garbage with insane powercreep and the story was just made up as it went on
(^:
>>318291358
you don't know what you're talking about, fortunately i actually met the creator in person and asked him about these things myself, thanks Toronto Comic Arts Festival :^)
>>318291550
>sad temmie
>>318291316
>posting LE IRONIC EMOJI XDD TBHFAMSMH XDD LMAO BRUH
>having an opinion
Pick one.
>>318290780
Too bad the plot has slowed to a crawl
Why don't you own one yet?
>>318292323
Because i would have to wipe the cum off every day
>>318292263
that's partially their own fault for basically throwing away their kickstarter money to those dipshits who produced nothing to show for it, and then spent part of it on King's Quest.
he had to take a more involved role in developing the kickstarter game since it was supposed to come out a while ago and is suffering huge delays. but it seems to be chugging along now so once that is on its way he is dumping the entire ending of the comic at once
>>318292664
keep telling yourself that
>>318292778
that's what he said though. comic is on hiatus cuz he has a shitload of side projects that need his attention. he is juggling a ton of things besides the comic plus they had to turn What Pumpkin into a game developer studio thanks to faggots screwing them over.
>>318290986
I'd read Problem Sleuth before going into Homestuck. It's actually pretty good and will prepare you for what Homestuck will be.
And I've read Homestuck and just avoid the fans as much as possible. It's pretty easy to do if you just never go on tumblr or the threads on /co/ and simply read the comic
>>318290780
Dude no, homestuck had so much promise then went to complete shit. Fuck the new Dave and rose sprite mismashes, fuck the whole "everyone is gay now" shit, I started reading hussies shit halfway through problem sleuth and gave homestuck a pass even through the "I'm feeling Caucasian" shit (the original joke was hilarious but nooooo fans gotta be shit)
On topic though, I agree. There's no homestuck shit in undertale, the only link between the 2 is toby
>>318293095
Temmie
so yeah when's the suggestion box opening again?
>>318294424
Temmie
>>318287745
why does koishi have fangs?
>>318293962
>"everyone is gay now"
But everyone isn't gay, just the worst characters are.
>>318291316
Random is fine provided its entirely within the context of the universe.
The second any 4th walls are broken it plummets down to trash tier.
I don't care enough about the game to play it, but from what I've gathered from skimming the wiki pages occasionally, she doesn't seem to make any pop culture references or shit like that.
>>318287391
Why does she have two big tumors growing out of her head
what are the things on the side of her head
Huh, a speical of creatures that live in their own little village and speak in their own type of text...
I wonder what it's based off of?
>>318295875
>>318295972
Second pair of ears.
>>318296040
It's not that hard to figure out that Toby's an earthbound fan, man.
>>318295875
>>318295972
ears
yes she has 2 sets
>>318296040
>>318296580
Undertale started as an Earthbound hack even.
>>318297825
Undertale was always it's own thing, but Toby did actually make an Earthbound hack a long time ago.
>>318296040
holy shit guys
sans is comical character becausehe's got a funny bone
>>318298084
SANS!
>>318298017
It really was an Earthbound hack.
https://forum.starmen.net/forum/Community/PKHack/UnderBound/1915463
Should i buy this game?
Keep in mind that i hate SJW and all that crap
>>318299684
No because you're a faggot.
>>318299684
This is the most pathetic post I've read this week.
>>318299684
it's worth a pirate if that's what you're asking
>>318288512
te-MIE
>>318300206
too far dude
I'd fuck a fish
>>318300394
everyone would
Is Undertale Anti-Christian?
>>318290135
I love Heavy Dog.
>>318287924more?
>>318300772
I love smaller, elongated dog
>>318300772
>Greater Dog
ftfy
>>318301013
Sorry, yes, Greater Dog. Only saw its name once in a stream I was watching.
>>318299684
Only SJW shit is one implied gay couple and a lesbian couple. everything else is fine.
>>318300518
Living is anti-Christian