Gamer food thread, lads.
>>>/ck/
not video games you dumb faggot
>>318251928
They do it for free.
I'm still eating Thanksgiving leftovers.
>>318251838
>Eating fried dimsims
>Not steamed
>>318251838
What is that?
Oreos with some cheddar cheese
>>318251838
>putting ketchup on paper
>>318252378
Dog and cat meat encased in a pastry that you fry.
>>318252445
Hey reddit
>>318252497
these are better 2bh
>>318251838
fried used tampons?
>>318251838
>Gamer food
What does this even mean?\
No particular food in my experience has improved the gaming experience
Drugs, on the other hand, are something different entirely
>>318252609
i bet using a trip enhances your 4chan experience too, right?
>>318252594
ok will try
>>318252609
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YgHNtzxO0y8
>>318252375
>steamed
Fuck off gook.
>>318252609
That sounds like noob talk. Are you a noob?
>>318252607
lold
>>318252429
Jesus christ anon sweep your goddamn floor
>>318252609
DUDE WEED
LMAO
>>318251838
looks like battered cockroaches
>>318252429
>family size
>double stuf
How fat can you fucking be?
>>318252826
>implying I made the picture
>>318252764
>Eating Gook food
>Not cooking it the proper way
>f-fuck off gook!?
![k2-_4386f224-a917-4df9-9b5a-ec8a238cf9e6.v2[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/wir56lr.jpg "k2-_4386f224-a917-4df9-9b5a-ec8a238cf9e6.v2[1].jpg")
>>318252497
>>318252594
Better than both. Too bad I haven't found a place outside of America that sells them.
>>318252872
>Thinks dimsims are gook food
>not knowing it's westernized food for the white folks
leave, chingy.
>>318252609
DUDE WEED
LMAO
>>318251838
Why are people still eating in 2015? I spend less than 10 minutes a day preparing/eating my food so I can shitpost at maximum efficiency.
>tfw I get 2000 calories, 80g of protein, 105g of fat, 185g of carbs and 100% of every vitamin and mineral under the sun from fucking premixed drinks.
>>318252958
well memed
>>318252609
>2015
>being a tripfag
![img-products-indiv-pizzeria-multi-cheese[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/ujrP2MS.jpg "img-products-indiv-pizzeria-multi-cheese[1].jpg")
>>318252921
>Pizza rolls
>Not enjoying an actual pizza
>Making one of these as we shitpostI bet you microwave them too, faggot.
>>318253129
>frozen cheese pizz
>"actual pizza"
>>318253129
Pizza rolls are better microwaved.
The oven just makes them dry and chewy.
>>318252863
I just love eating
>>318253251
This, even infants with brain damage know this.
Honestly other anon located here,>>318253129, you should hang yourself with a belt.
Also Tony's pizza is disgusting.
tasty
>quick and easy to make
>tasty
>easy to eat
>doesn't make the plates dirty unless you spill the tomato sauce on the place like a fucking retard so you can just rinse them under hot water and put the back
god tier tbqh brothers
anyone have the picture of the hot dogs with spaghetti skewered through it
>>318252429
damn that kitchen is narly
this is my shit
too bad its gone until next year
>>318253129
>"pizza"
topkek
>>318253385
tet
>>318253425
My mom's a lazy cunt
>>318253378
needs mustard desu f am
>>318253381
>deep fried Krispy Kreme chicken sandwich
I would eat that.
>>318253360
>getting cancer instead of vaping
>getting ashes all over your keyboard
>having to stop the game to smoke for five minutes instead of just taking a quick hit off your vape
I bet you play on console.
>>318252976
this
cooked food is literally cancer
and I mean literally literally, you are literally making cancer as you heat shit
>>318252609
AH BUT WHO WAS PHONE
>>318252429
>Jalapeno cheese
Absolutely_disgusting.no
This is my go-to if it's a serious occasion like the release of a new game
Choose your gf, /v/. Keep their cultures in mind when thinking of sex and and values.
Just remember that this is what she'll be cooking for you on a regular basis.
>>318253129
>cheese
hahaha that's not real pizza
>>318253651
KIM
I
M
>>318253651
kim looks the tastiest but i'd get sick of it after a while, whereas maria I could eat for much longer before getting tired of it
CELERY AND WATER ONLY
>>318253651
>tfw got me a Kim already
She made onigiri and my first thought was that I was living in an anime. Life is good.
>>318252429
Jesus fucking christ what a disgusting hovel.
>>318253762
>>318253762
I like cold fresh iceberg lettuce with chilly water for real
tastes so fresh and healthy. I always feel sick after eating even a small amount of junk food.
>>318251838
Natural peanut butter, honey, semi-sweet chocolate chips and hazelnut Nutella. Totally fucking delicious.
>>318253651
>Hannah has bottom-tier cooking
>but probably gives the best head
Is it truly worth it?
>>318253381
>totally fried kool-aid
How does that even work?
>>318253890
what the fuck america
>tfw eat a bag of chips in 5 minutes
I can't understand how some people can make a bag of chips last a couple of hours.
>>318253914
MMMmmmm!
>>318253890
This is so bad that I thought I was looking at some infestation from the thumbnail.
>>318253651
i'd flip a coin for maria or kim. can't go wrong with either
>>318253898
>white girls give the best head
Sorry bro, not the case. Every white girl I've ever put my penis in has TMJ whenever it's time to suck the dick.
>>318253890
>>318253967
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
IT LITERALLY LOOKS LIKE DIARRHEA WITH CAT SHIT POLLOPS MIXED IN
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA AMERICA WHAT THE FUCK
>>318253890
Sometimes I like putting peanut butter (the processed ones) and jam in a bowl, mix it and eat. Just eliminate the bread, who needs it.
>>318253360
>>318253568
>Smoking anything at all
It's ok, I understand you guys want to kill yourselfs.
Are any of you that faggot who was in the food thread the other day, complaining about how hard it was to be healthy?
Faggot said it took him 2 hours to make dinner and 40 minutes to cook an omlette.
>>318253967
>>318253890
not going to judge how it tastes, but that looks like the shit my dog took this morning
>>318253360
>being a degenerate
Stay out of my /v/
>>318254021
>judging a food by it's appearance
Are all yuros this racist?
>>318253967
I literally just took a shit that looks more appetizing.
you kids eat dog shit no wonder you are all depressed
>>318253921
make liquid, freeze liquid, batter frozen liquid, fry liquid for short period, batter creates a shell, some of the liquid melts but the majority is still frozen
From ALDI. They're fucking delicious both as a cereal and just dry and eaten with your hands.
>not being rich
>not eating in style
you people disgust me
>not having it with soy sauce
Wow, just wow.
>>318254149
hook it up m8
>>318253953
i know this too well
> went to the gas station at 1 am and bought a bag of jalapeno cheetos and a bag of biscuits and gravy chips.
>eat them both in 20 mins watching twitch
>wipe residue onto pants
>turn off twitch and get back in my gamei should have bought a hot dog too
>>318254176
>cocklate mint
>>318253651
Marie master race
>>318254153
Pic: you in a year
>>318254239
I have Extreme Milk Chocolate just to lazy to post.
>>318253265
Do you have a big belly?
>>318254149
hey that looks pretty grea-
>mushrooms
dropped like a bad habit
>>318254149
FUCK
Now in going to the cafe for breakfast, thanks cunt.
>>318254176
>oh yeah i gotta get more protein
anon semen is a good source for that, suck more dick
>not drinking your own refridgerated semen
pleb alert
>>318254235
fuck you for making me crave some delicious grilled wings at 5 in the morning
>>318253651
>Asian girls still the best
Coming from a spanish family and living with spanish women and being around the community, they're fucking insane. They're more loyal than white chicks but they have tempers like fucking crazy people and are really fucking petty and shit behind your back. Toppest tier tits andfeetthough.
>>318254157
Jesus Christ howdoesn't sound too bad.
>>318254270
>confusing stoners with smokers
Stop projecting, anon.
>>318254046
>40 minutes to cook an Omelette
What the fuck, why?
>>318253462
>Your mom
You mean you?
>>318254303
>>318254270
sorry to break it to you m8, but not everyone who smokes looks like shit. maybe one day you'll leave your house
>>318254303
I don't mind the taste of mushrooms, but they literally make me feel like vomiting whenever I eat them.
What's wrong with me?
>tfw 90% of my meals are plain spaghetti with no sauce or toppings or sides, just spaghetti noodles
I hate being poor and a plate always leaves me still feeling hungry.
>>318254319
nah im good. Also protein is good for you.
>>318254303
>hating on mushrooms
Faggot.
>>318254319actually that's not true at all. There's like only a gram or 2 per average cumshot. Just to get the amount in the scoop of protein powder you'd need to swallow like 15 or 16 orgasms.
>>318254404
:^(
>eating food anywhere near your PC
fucking disgusting
>>318254292
What exactly is extreme about milk chocolate?
YOU SEE THIS MOTHERFUCKER! AZTEC KINGS USED TO DRINK THIS TO REV UP FOR HUMAN SACRIFICES TO QUETZALCOATL! NOW YOU CAN ENJOY THE EXTREME FLAVOR OF MOTHERFUCKING CHOCOLATE WHILE YOU GET BIIIIIIIG!
MONDAY MONDAY MONDAY!
Then monstertruck sounds.
>>318252510
that's reddit making fun of 4chan, you idiot. Sad thing is, their mocking threads are more accurate than when 4chan tries to be reddit.
>>318251838
>>318254431
anon-san how do you know this?
>>318254301
Yeah, I'm pretty fat.
americans will never EVER eat this superior british cuisine
>>318254149
Sauce?
>>318254428
The texture is fucking disgusting. That and whole tomatoes. When it's diced or pured, fine, but the fucking texture makes me want to puke.
>>318254393
It's the texture bro
>>318254514
vomitchan.png
>>318252932
Dimsims are gook as fuck you gook
>>318254484
Real talk are activated almonds legit?
>>318254431
and you got time to post that? get sucking, that protein aint gotta get in your mouth on its own
>>318254408
so you realize its good for you in limited quantities and yet dont want it, fag
>>318254514
me on the right
>>318254315
>>318254514
>superior british cuisine
I've never heard anyone say this.
>>318254343
BILL?
>>318254513That's cute.:3
>>318254303
Literally satan tier
>>318254517
>muh texture, so disgusting
No, anon. You are disgusting.
Bone Marrow soup
>>318252492
>putting ketchup on anything
>>318254372
No one knows. He literally derailed the entire thread by defending his idiocy. Claimed an omlette with cheese was a healthy meal and that cooking for yourself wasn't worth it.
It was like being a tumblr for a brief moment
>>318254551
Yeah, they are almonds soaked in water and baked. Then tossed in spices or cinnamon sugar.
Fucking hipster vegan shittheyre really fucking good
>>318251838
>have dimsims with tomato sauce
>everyone freaks the fuck out at the tomato sauce
What is even the problem, they are good as with tomato sauce.
>>318252932
That's why literally 80% of the restuarant is filled with asians when it's dimsum time.
>>318254660
>putting ketchup in the fridge
>>318254559
>so you realize its good for you in limited quantities and yet dont want it, fag
you're trying too hard
Ultimate master race patrician endgame food coming through.
>>318254505
read about it once. Not proud, but I am a container of wasteful knowledge
>>318254630
Not him, but I cant stand the texture of onions that arent chopped up small. Its reminiscent of eating dead skin and I can differentiate the feeling of it from other foods in my mouth.
>>318254404
I hear ya, man. My family cooked plain spaghetti noodles too. Every once in a while we got sauce to go along with it. Then one day I went to a friend's house and his mother cooked spaghetti with ground meat, peppers, and a bunch of other spices added in. It was the most delicious thing I had ever tasted and couldn't stop telling her how amazing her cooking was.
>>318254752
Looks awful bland anon.
Why are white people so afraid of flavor?
>>318254630
fuck you man, I eat healthy, just don't like mushrooms.
>>318254343
>They're more loyal than white chicks but they have tempers like fucking crazy people and are really fucking petty and shit behind your back.
You described my mother
>>318254752
name a worse condiment than mayo
Pic related is ultimate gamer food. Quick, messless, and pretty healthy and tasty as well.
>>318251838
Say no more familia
>>318254743
>owning ketchup
>>318253780
Is she Japanese? Kim in that picture seems anything but Japanese.
>>318251838
Steamed Dimsims, but make sure steam doesn't try and make you login to third party programs.
>>318254858
mustard
A patty melt is a type of hamburger consisting of a hamburger patty and Cheddar or Swiss cheese between two slices of bread (traditionally rye, though sourdough is sometimes substituted). Patty melts are sometimes prepared using marbled rye bread. In some places, especially in the U.S., a patty melt can consist of only the patty of a hamburger, with cheese, on a single piece of toast/bun. The hamburger is then fried with butter on a frying pan so that the cheese melts thoroughly.
>>318254858
relish, or anything soaked in vinegar really
>>318254858
>>318253651
I bet Hannah gives good head
>>318254858
>tfw moved to a country that puts mayo on all pizzas
>>318254873
Forgot pic.
>>318254858
When I went to Peru, I tried Salchipapas. Shit's good, also most people eat fries with mayonnaise. Tasty
>>318254858
This is fucking bait.
>>318254879
>2015
>ketchup still exists instead of tomato paste
>>318253651
All but hannah. You have to be at least south east Asian or darker to ride this ride. I married a Thai woman it's easily my favorite flavor of pussy. Dark golden brown. Also her cooking is top notch. American women suck so much.
>>318254892
No she's Cambodian but apparently asians do rice way better than white people. I didn't even know rice vinegar was a thing.
I always eat my steak well done
>>318254694
Remove this.
>>318254456
Anon thats porn.
>>318254982
can't live off head anon
Well /v/?
Americans will never know the joy of this
>>318255014
agreed
so easy and clean. plus you can eat a fuckload of them without feeling bloated since they're such watery fruits.
>>318254858
>he uses ketchup, mustard or mayo
You know that shit is both nasty and leads to you having health problems, right?
Mayo isn't the only disgusting one, just the worst of the 3, but not by much
>>318254953
patty melts are fucking glorious, but I wouldn't call it gamer food due to its greasiness.
![jemaine-flight-conchords-return-600[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/T24B4q8.jpg "jemaine-flight-conchords-return-600[1].jpg")
>>318254694
You're so beautiful
Wildslutangel22@yahoo
You're so beautiful
Like a tree or some nice ceramics or something
Or like a high-class prostitute, a high-class prostitute
>>318254953
How can you move with the grease? Make no mistake patty melts are awesome, but they make the controller slippery.
hello reddit
>>318254953
Please stop, anon. I'm so hungry, and it's so late.
>>318251838
Reiner's pickle water
>>318255037
you vagina
>>318255090
a good burger will always be better than a good pizza
>he doesn't eat pomegranates
>>318254157
>>318254346
take kool aid flavored batter
pour into hot oil in deep fryer
pull out when crispy
>>318254858
vegemite
>>318255139
>>318255040
MODS
>>318254520
You would think vegans would describe their foods without animal products.
>>318254804
Lack of knowledge of spices.
>>318253651
>don't eat pig meat, pork, ham etc.
>Hannah disqualified
>don't eat chicken thighs or drumsticks
>Maria and Laquisha disqualified
>Kim's dish probably use thigh meat as well
>>318255076
You can, it just requires a lot of men that you can give head to.
/ck/ taking over again...
>>318253651
I'm a white girl and I can cook though
and bake too
But I'm also a lesbian
>>318255109
mah african-american male
>Love hot wings
>Literally impossible to eat it while playing vidya
>>318255037
Red Baron > Jack's > Tombstone
>>318252849
>>318252863
>>318252429
>>318253618
>>318253841
>no one mentioning its chocolate wafer, sugar icing and CHEESE
>>318255037fuck you i asked specifically for it to be burnt the first time I'll send it back until you get it right im giving you money you fucks its not like its an insane request
>>318255178
I can get that for like 5 bucks at the corner convenience store. Pretty nice.
>>318255226
I'm so, so, sorry in advance for what is about to happen. Trolls are going to come into the thread and they will be saying some very hurtful things about you. They will call you some very hurtful names. But none of those things are true. How could they possibly know? How could they possibly know how beautiful you really are? How sweet and compassionate you are? I'm so sorry about them, please do not let them hurt you.
>mfw thinking about you hurting
I just want to see you shine and flourish. You are so precious to me. I want to write poetry and sing songs about my love and adoration for you and all of your perfections. My name is Brian, by the way. I know that you're tired of all the assholes and jerks. I know how you feel baby doll. I know. I am different. I am the nicest guy you will ever meet, and if anything I'll be the one in the kitchen. I live in London. Please be in London.
>>318255268
buy boneless and eat it with a fork brah
>>318254515
It's a pretty normal breakfast except for the black pudding.
>>318255283
i've never had the latter 2, but red baron is shit m8
>>318255169
Holy shit, spoiler that next time; it looks like gore.
>>318255226
Tits or GTFO attention whore
>>318254549
Dimsims were invented in Melbourne, Australia, you fuckin homo. Google dat shit
>>318252872
>>318252764
>>318255271
this nigga knows whats up
>>318255268
>>318255268
Just rip the meat off all the wings and sit down with a bowl full of wing meat and a fork while you play vidya.
Pretty simple anon.
>>318254635
Gitgud
>>318255090
I want it to be teriyaki burger
>>318255314
You make a delicious pasta, Brian
> Inner city Brisbane
>>318255307I actually like charred meat if its done right, soft on the inside with a crisp layer on the outside. If its burnt throughout its fucked.
>>318255090
>>318255271
TAKE ME
>>318255309
You are now imagining that coming out of your dick hole.
>>318255307
>>318255148
>>318255274
What's with this whole "well done steak is for pussies" meme?
The only reason you cook your food in the first place is not to catch some disease. Fuck off you normie shits, have fun having a tapeworm.
>>318253251
What kind of neanderthal... What are you doing to your pizza rolls that makes them chewy? Maybe bake them a little longer? Mine always come out crispy in the oven.
>>318255103
Anon such shit only happens to mu'ricans. Since all the food they add it with ends up being a soup.
>>318255309
>Quit drinking soda 6 months ago
>Feel ages better
>Drink nothing but water and tea
>Lose a fuckton of weight at the same time
>Drinking the carbonated jew
>>318255274
Have fun drinking cow blood you wierdo.
>>318253651
Laquisha's food is probably the best there, and I love black chickswhen they aren't fat and disgusting.
>>318255334
Yeah I just want attention from a bunch of boys obviously
>>318254520
I don't know what that is but it looks delicious
>>318255361
but.. a large part of enjoying wings is eating it off the bone, wouldn't you say? it's the reason why I choose traditional over boneless 10/10 times
>>318255396
Stay safe for me, baby girl.
>>318255438
No tapeworms anon, quit being a vagina
>>318255473
cute butt
now show us the rest
>>318255421
HOLY FUCK
>>318255309
The fuck is that
>>318255309
Why is there fruit punch all over that rag?
>>318255309
The fuck is that? Kidney stones?
