The Splatfest to end them all approaches...
Are you Team Burger or Team Pizza?
burger
I haven't been this torn since the first one. Being Murrican both are a big part of my life.
somewhere in japan
the two are already combined, my friend
>>318243249
that isnt a real american pizza
I assume pizza is more popular. Which means burgers will win.
Think I'll go pizza. Been having lots of burgers lately.
Pizza is a meme food just like bacon
>>318243765
Never 5get
>>318244240
so is burgers
>>318243971
Somewhere in the US, the two are already combined and deep fried.
>>318244240
I'd agree with you if that meant anything
>>318244538
I've had that, minus the deep frying. Pretty tasty and heart attack-inducing. Would recommend
Burgers are the best and pizza has gotten fucking disgusting over the years.
One is fulfilling and delicious while the other makes your face feel like it's turning into melted cheese as you're eating it.
Fuck pizza, I rep burgers all day every day.
>>318244694
i can taste the betes from a mile away
Burgers.
I want to becomeThe Burger King
>>318244930
Can't be the king if you taste like shit.
>>318244860
There was a pizza place close to where I used to live that sold weird pizzas like taco or mac and cheese. Or bacon cheeseburger. They had some good shit.
I'm Team Beef Jerky
Pizza is superior. People that say otherwise never had a good one or just have pleb taste.
Bugers are great, but not better then pizza, you can eat pizza at anytime but burgers are a different story unless you like the shit fast food ones.
>>318245170
>You've never had a good steak
>You've never had good bacon
>You've never had good coffee
Nah nigga, pizza is a disappointing meal compared to a nice, fat ass burger.
How is this vidya related?
Post pizza and other Marie related items
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pWFiYmvYmto
>>318245319
It's Splatfest, ya dingus.
>>318243249
>eating meat
None. I'm skipping this spatfest.
>>318245298
>Implying that a burger is all those
Premium steak does not compare to burger meat and bacon can also be put on pizza.
You really need to find a good pizza joint then anon. Burgers are A-tier but they do not surpass pizza.
>>318245458
>pizza
>meat
>>318245445
>splatfest
literally what m8
BURGERS ARE TASTELESS STEAKS. SALTED CHEWED PAPER WITH KETCHUP AND BREAD ON IT.
>>318245554
Anon pls
neither I'd choose Poutine
>>318243249
Good pizza because good pizza is rarer, takes more effort, and is associated with special occasions--if you live alone.
I can drive thru for a burger any time. To get a pizza I have to order it up and wait like a dork and then tip.
Just like American politics, pizza will win the popular vote but burgers will win where it counts.
>>318246196
...or cook it in my oven and wait or make it from scratch.
Any way it takes too much work, so I rarely have pizza even though I like it.
>>318245539
Pig slices are one of the main ingredients for OG pizza relative. Marie a shit too.