This guy just snuck up on you out of no where, kicked your leg, put you in a choke-hold and growled "start talking!"
What do you say to him so he spares your life?
>>318226345
"I hear shitposting on /v/ will increase your stamina..."
>T-There's a Playstation 4 game over t-there
>>318226345
"Is that a clip in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?"
Fulton me, please.
Thanks.
>>318226345
I have an S++ rank in cooking!
Santa's not real
The Boss is waiting for you
>>318226345
"I'll sperg out with you about guns all day, b-boss.."
Ugh..uh...ugh
(Please, I don't know anything.)
>>318226345
Shoot me faggot!
Uhhh... Ahhhh!
(Did you know that a waifu is superior to 3D?)
>>318226345
"You're making the boss proud"
"Nintendo for life!"
