>play game
>start imitating character movements irl
>halo reload dance
So this... is the power...of autism. Whoa.
You certainly broke the spectre of autism
>>318222012
I adopted York Morgan's chest tap for a little while, not gonna lie
>>318222012
autismo
I crouch like a minecraft character. Did better for my back problems than thousands of dollars spent on chiropractors.
I'm no autist but it definitely happened to me what I played ass creed 1. I started to walk like Desmond miles and Altiair where they would do that weird shoulder walk. Although I stopped because my wife and her boyfriend noticed it and they got pretty annoyed.
You're pretty good.
>>318222560
>my wife and her boyfriend
Question: Are you European?
>>318222560
Haha, I don't walk like Altair but I do imagine myself parkouring over roofto
>my wife and her boyfriend
W-W-WAIT WHAT???!!?!?!?!
>playfight in middleschool
>use Raidens mk idle stance
>flying thundergod irl
>>318222012
Whenever i'm standing still waiting for something I have the tendency to kick my shoes directly into the ground like Link does in Ocarina Of Time
I must have subconsciously picked up on it because I didn't even realize I was doing it until recently.
>>318222895
When I was a kid I used Jins moves from Tekken 3 and called out the attacks from the command list
I also made tiger sounds to power up
>>318222560
>tfw your wife's bf starts dressing like your favorite vidya character during sex
>>318222560
What shoulder walk? You mean when he walks past people?
Have you fuckers ever been in a crowded area before? You HAVE to walk like that to get past crowds of people
>play bloodborne
>those nice boot footstep sounds
>wear boots
>step heavily to get the sound
>>318223264
Look at the gameplay of altiair or desmond walking and look how their shoulders sway from side to side, not when walking past people.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wQzpNu-uIl0
>>318223435
I love the sound of a good footstep.
>>318222560
>le kek maymay
getting sick of this shit to be frank with you cunt
>>318223125
Dude...
>>318223678
weed?
>>318223780
lmao!?
>>318223448
I walk like that naturally because it's just ever so slightly slower than running but looks more normal than running all the time.
>>318223124
So that's where it comes fromI have Asperger's.
I used to run like naruto when I was 10
>get hit in game
>says "ouch" irl
>>318224189I think everyone here did.I stopped because I almost tripped too many times.
>play nothing but mgsv straight for 2 months
>sitting on toilet taking a shit
>realize I'm making the exact same movements as Snake does while he's sitting in the ACC
>mfw
>>318222693
I always do this
>>318224237
I only do that out of annoyance and consciously rather than subconsciously in multiplayer games.
Like, getting hit with a frag in CSGO makes me go "ouch fuck" after a second.
>>318224348
>that photo of a shitstain resembling MGS artwork.jpg
>>318222012
>Whistle music from game
>"Anon, that's catchy. Where's that from?"
>>318222012
>mfw been doing this since I was a kid
>>318224348
>>318222012
>gears of war rolling
Holy shit I was autistic, in fact I think I still am.
>play half life
>resist urge to destroy cardboard boxes
>>318224593
He looks like he could use a good long hug
I did the Crash Bandicoot dance right after I lost my virginitymy gf joined in and when we finished we fucked some more
>>318222012
>stomping cockroaches while making Isaac Clarke sounds
guilty as charged
>>318224348
>MGSV
>twill never look at storage containers the same way again.
I'm no autist but it definitely happened to me what I played ass creed 1. I started to walk like Desmond miles and Altiair where they would do that weird shoulder walk. Although I stopped because my wife and her boyfriend noticed it and they got pretty annoyed.
I walk like John Marston
How much autism am I?
>>318224852
meh 2/10 apply yourself
>John Marston's walk
>John Marston's strange habit of walking into a fucking wall when trying to enter a doorway
I go all out.
>>318224919
I did that for a short time after playing that game
>>318224852
I'm no autist but it definitely happened to me what I played ass creed 1. I started to walk like Desmond miles and Altiair where they would do that weird shoulder walk. Although I stopped because my wife and her boyfriend noticed it and they got pretty annoyed.
>binge watch The Wire
>talk nigger
>>318222012
There was a time I thought it was totally normal to jog and run everywhere because no one ever just walked in videogames. Walking you had to only lean forward on the control stick so I thought it was for special moments.
>get off couch, job to get water, jog back
>slow jog when in crowd
>once out of breath wait until I could breathe again before jogging some more
>walk to get lunch since it was such an important part of the day
>>318224919
>>318224972
>walking like an ol fashioned cowboy and gentlemen
>is considered autistic
I'm starting to wonder if my definition of autism is vastly different to that of the rest of the world.
I'm no autist but it definitely happened to me what I played ass creed 1. I started to walk like Desmond miles and Altiair where they would do that weird shoulder walk. Although I stopped because my husband and his girlfriend noticed it and they got pretty annoyed.
>play fighting game
>start imitating character moves by yourself in your room like a dumbass little kid
>>318224991
>My wife and her boyfriend.
>Corvo when he unsheathes his blade
I did this with my keys
>>318222012
Pretty much this. Spent hours getting his strut down as well as basic body movements and facial expressions. Noticed people started reacting to me more positively. When I walked down the streets I'd get looks. People either wanted to be me or be with me. I even took in this pic to the hairstylist so I could finally get a nice haircut. Haven't looked back since. Miming alpha Dante has been the best decision of my life.
>>318225128
>a female kek
I don't think it works like that brah
>>318225064
shouldn't this be healthy
you be gettin them vidya physiques
>>318222012
My friend was born with fucked up ankles that were fixed up, but has shitty ankle support because of it. He walks up and down stairs like the characters in GTA holding a gun.
>playing xcom religiously for a week, putting in 3-4 hours on work days and 6-9 hours at a time over the weekend
>whenever i have to tell someone to go do something or am on my way to a task i imagine those dotted lines that show movement
i couldnt make it stop for like a month.
![badassgoku_by_jk200[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/dPHiYAm.jpg "badassgoku_by_jk200[1].jpg")
I used to clench up and AAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH
if you clench your fingers just right (dunno how to describe it but don't make a fist) it crackles a lot so you can pretend you're JUST about to make an energy ball
>>318222012
I did that with Crash when I ran during PE
>>318224972
>Doesn't turn around and hit wall on other side of door
0/10 apply yourself.
>>318225224
I'm not saying I didn't get the cross country endurance, I'm just saying I was an autistic, ridiculous looking shit doing it.
>>318225174I do this tooit's subtle enough to not look autistic and you're still having fun.
>>318225290
>mfw running like Connor and start doing parkour shit in high school, to the extent of joining the parkour club on college
>>318224827
>There's storage containers in an area next to my college
>see them every time I have to leave the parking lot
>Fultoning is all i can think of
>>318225161
I used to imitate his shun goku satsu dash
>>318225091
I've learned from /v/ that doing anything from a video game is autistic.
Even liking video games is autistic.
I'm no autist but it definitely happened to me what I played ass creed 1. I started to walk like Desmond miles and Altiair where they would do that weird shoulder walk. Although I stopped because my wife and her boyfriend noticed it and they got pretty annoyed.
>>318224919
>>318224972
>>318225091
you dorks don't even ride on horses for a living why would you walk like that.
>>318225517
what an autist
>>318225571
Real horse riders walk like they have a broom stuck up their ass.
>>318225525
>my wife and her boyfriend
>Watching a lot of Jojo's
>Pose when my gf answers her apartment door for me
God, I'm a faggot
>>318222012
>play game
>using girl character a lot to
>she starts appearing in my dreams
>tfw fell in love with a vidya character
>>318225182
"Be me or be with me"
No anon, they were wondering why your fat ass was slumping around. They were concerned, not impressed.
I kick my boots like Link when I'm standing around waiting for something.
Not vidya but i always do this
>>318225756
Posing isn't gay, Anon.
>>318225571
>dorks
Its pronounced "nerds" get it right the first time or don't bother saying it at all faget.
>Talk to the pets like I'm JC Denton when I'm left alone in the house
>Pretend the broom is the stun baton while cleaning.
>Cat learned to play dead from this
>>318225907
Don't mind that shovel chin fag.
I hit low hanging blocks with my head just like Mario
>>318226003
>willing giving yourself brain damage
lol
>>318225827
who is ur waifu, anon
>>318226082
Maybe my brain isn't soft like yours, softbrain
>>318225959
>Driving
>At red light
>Kid comes and asks for donation to sports team
>"Maybe you should try getting a job."
>Mfw when realizing what I did
>>318222560
C U C K
U
C
K
>>318225756
>Implying posing is gay.
Hey man if you have a jojo/pillar men physique why not flaunt it?
>>318226317
Did you say this with a completely straight face.
>>318226367
uh because jojo is gay and super pleb
Not vidya but 3D related.
>Spent hours texturing and working shaders
>Spend a lot of time at work moving back and forth watching the specularity and reflectance of different objects and materials
>Start noticing repeating textures on walls and floors
>Admiring the lighting
Make it stop.
>>318225756
>early 90s
>grandpa is a huge kung fu and anime buff
>grandpa has hundreds of old anime VHS tapes from God knows how long
>watched tons of kung fu and fughtan anime with him
>shows me Fist of the North Star
>I think that if I make a noise while punching I'll be able to make people explode too
>fast forward to school
>just got challenged to a fight with some kid at the playground
>in my mind I'm throwing intricate punches at the speed of light
>in real life I'm just flailing my arms around and screaming "RATATATATATATATATATA"
>everybody thinks I'm a retard
>never get challenged to a fight again
>>318226367
Because it would attract gheys.
And I seriously have a hard time believing Jojo is not gay, even though fans keep telling me otherwise.
>>318226469Yes.Then again the kid was black and just came up to the window and literally said "you got any money?".
>>318225174
I looked it up and I actually do with even though I've never played the game
I keep my keys on a little hook and my belt loop sometimes and when I take them off when walking out to my car I spin them just once to get the key in my hand
I started to see blocks and solve puzzles whenever I closed my eyes after playing Catherine
>>318227021
>nigger
Your doing God's work anon.
>be in high school, hitman: blood money just got released
>play the crap out of it a few days
>putting on tux to work as a waiter at country club
>imitate hitman walking animation
>wear black leather gloves on chilly days
>Listen to good morning south Africa
>start trying to learn entire album by heart
The killer is I probably sound nothing like max normal (waddy Tudor Jones)
>>318227152
>Not spinning in place while waiting for something
>>318226861
>start to look at textures in real life
>sometimes can't help but say these textures are shit
>doodling on paper
>make a mistake
>left hand does the ctrl z jesture
>it doesnt undo
>>318227152
>not bringing along a long strand of string and crouching as you approach people who were standing alone
>>318222012
>started using swtor operative movements during conversations complete with dual gun point and hand rolls
>>318227619
>Can't find something
>Try to Ctrl+F
>>318227714
>implying i didn't
>implying i didn't arrange for "accidents" on all my shifts
>>318227619
>reading a newspaper
>want to see a picture up close
>try to pinch zoom
>two older guys I work with (60s or so) start snickering in the corner
>>318222012
I've seen a few kids imitate how the assassins run in asscreed, they swing their elbows really hard and look like they're swimming.
>>318227730
>writing in pen
>misspell
>"Ctrl+Z"
>"oh"
>>318227730
>someone's being loud
>try to remember how to lower the volume
>fuck up
>look for my quick load hotkey and start remembering when was the last time i saved
>>318227935
>writing on papaer
>can't backspace
i do venom snakes movements exactly as in the game. its annoying but kind of fun.
>>318227087
This happens to me when I go on a Tetris binge
>>318224748
that's too rad to be fake
>Recently got into racing games
>Driving one day
>Had sudden urge to drift
I hope this doesn't end badly one day.
>>318225161
>Main Rise in P4AU
>Start posing like her
>Start doing DDR super IRL
>>318222293
>>318222248
>>318222210
>>318228437
I hope you try it one day and just royally fuck yourself up dude
>>318225507
>Also have a area filled with storage containers near my college.
>TFW the company that owns them is called Big Boss Furniture.
>>318228604
Where the fuck did you get a jiff of batman eating crackers?
>>318228581
fite me.
>>318228683
They're nachos
>>318228708
Jou 'n poes
>>318228683
BATMAN DOES NOT EAT NACHOS
>>318229048
>Jou 'n poes
>alone in room or in stairwell
>pantomime holding a pistol
>start clearing room
or
>walking somewhere while using phone
>hold within field of view as if I were bringing it up as a menu in a game
>move it in or out of focus in a really videogamey way (I don't know how else to describe it)
it's habitual at this point
also, sort of related
>walking through manhattan at night while it's raining
>looking around the environment unnaturally, as if I was looking around in a video game
>think to self that if this were a video game it'd be fucking beautiful
>somehow gain new appreciation for the beauty of the world
>>318229115
Fok jy jou fokkin fok
>>318222012
i do this
i have a chem degree
im in law school
>i will change how i hold myself when i walk after replaying ac2/b
>being this stupid
>>318225907
what, so you can go out and buy your nerd glasses with your nerd power and your nerd shirts with 8bit graphics so old school! you fucking dork.
>>318229129
>>walking somewhere while using phone
>>hold within field of view as if I were bringing it up as a menu in a game
>>move it in or out of focus in a really videogamey way (I don't know how else to describe it)
>it's habitual at this point
>>think to self that if this were a video game it'd be fucking beautiful
>>somehow gain new appreciation for the beauty of the world
WE'RE AUTISM BUDS
>>318222012
We can relate to this, am I right Zach?
>>318229129
GTA IV is a thing you know
>>318222560
same!!! sameeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
>>318229262
YEAH
>>318229372
Yeah, it's basically just like in the GTA games (V especially) or Watch_Dogs.
>>318224773
This
>that kid who mockballed to school
I never got why he did this, it's just as fast as running
>>318228683
Nachos actually. It's from Batman: The Brave and the Bold.
>play Fallout 4 for nearly three days straight after release
>go into kitchen to get more batteries for gamepad
>open drawer and see duct tape and aluminium foil
>have an instant rush
Anyone else been getting this?
If I'm alone then I pretty much dance my way everywhere.
>>318229129
>alone in room or in stairwell
>pantomime holding a pistol
>start clearing room
I do this all the time with my bb pistol.
Not exactly vidya related, but my years in high school marching band gave me a really firm posture and walk. I get compliments on it every once in a while, and honestly it's kinda weird.
>>318227087
>EDGE
I started to put my thumb in my left pocket and straighten my right hand like Yu after persona 4
>>318226914
>in reality they were pissing themselves because you moved faster than their eyes could see
I kickbox, and I have a bit of a habit of bouncing or swaying like a fighting game stance when I work out. It's mostly for fun so I can keep my mind off the work out, though.
>>318224557
>playing the guitar songs from stalker
>"anon you are good"
I repeat things people say to me like Snake does.
I try to mimic characters from japanese games by speaking japanese gibberish sometimes when I'm alone. I don't even play many japanese games and I'm not a weeb I swear
COD air reload animations
>>318222693
>tfw I picked up the habit of saying "you're pretty good" in a gravelly Pat Zimmerman voice
My autism
>playing KSP, kept fucking up a lot trying to get to the moon, lots of quicksaving and reloading
>finally get there, thats a good time to take a break
>walk into kitchen to get something to eat
>Mom says hello and how im doing
>say something like "Fuckin i dunno bitch"
>mfw i never swear irl
>i try to reload
>FUCK WAIT THIS IS REAL
>"M-Mom wait i didnt mean to, i was thinking of something else and was confused temporarily"
>she just falls into my arms snorting and laughing
and everything was okay
>don't smoke IRL because it stinks and is expensive and kills you
>have a habit of pantomiming taking a drag on a cigarette because I think vidya characters who smoke look cool
my ex looks exactly like her but she is cuter.
>>318226149
Not same anon, but i can tell you. Search for Good Ending.
>feel myself do this when i'm contemplating
I've started to do Ocelot's little hand gesture at random points. Probably has something to do with the fact that I did something similar of my own volition for years before seeing it.
>watch lets player
>start talking like lets player in my head when i play games
>>318234665
I'd be one of those vap fags but I don't feel like there's enough research or control. I've seen what lung cancer does to a body but god it's so relaxing for some reason to blow smoke I sometimes am tempted to pick up the habit.
>>318234941
>played mercinaries playground of destruction
>tried to mimic the way your character would get in cars
>>318226914
>tfw 10 years old
>tried to hit another kid with a Shoryuken
>the other kid was flailing his arms like pic related
I don't know which one of us looked worse
>>318234987
>I've seen what lung cancer does to a body
That's from the tar of regular cigs.
Part of the appeal of vaping is that you get all of the addictive nicotine and none of the nasty lung and mouth carcinogens.
>>318224348
Truly, the toilet is the ACC of reality.
i open doors like you would in anor londo
>>318234987
Ex-smoke fag.
Shit feels pretty nice at first. Eventually though it's just a normal thing, like breathing (Or difficulty of after a while).
Wouldn't trust vapor either. You're better off staying clean.
>>318235212
FUCK
>>318235212
Dammit, I'm guilty of this too.
>>318234946
>(re)playing a game
>Can't help but show off EVERYTHING, even when I know what it is, because I feel like I'm making an LP
when i take shots i pose like you would in Monster Hunter. tfw The normies just think i'm flexing
>>318236004
I do that too, and I legit think I'm hot shit
Good thing I stopped listening to myself a while ago
>>318233892
your mom sounds pretty chill
http://youtu.be/QGn2cgQYszY
Mostly the knocking the soles and the tunic adjustment.
>>318224748
That's the fucking life, man.
>>318224991
>my wife and her boyfriend
