Filename thread
>>318206270
hehe
>>318206321
>>318208178
>>318206003
>have to activate vocal chords
If only.
>>318206867
This is pretty good
>>318206003
>>318206321
should have had more panels with slightly different background color
>>318209491
>chapstick lesbian
I lost it.
>It's a real thing
And now I'm a bit sad.
>>318209940
everything's real for post-structuralists
>>318206003
>>318210328
I really like this one.
>>318210601
My heart
>>318210601
Was this ever explained?
>>318212335
What are they doing?
>>318212335
What is even going on?
>>318212335
What?
>>318212478
>>318212482
>>318212490
>hasn't seen the WEBM of the escalator swallowing a chinese woman
>>318212335
No!
>>318212130
No, no one knows why the penguin is doing that, but it's not a one off time, other penguins do similar things, but it's probably not going to stop until it's dead.
>>318212478
>>318212482
>>318212490
Trying not to get killed by the escalator.
>>318212478
>>318212482
>>318212490
Checking the floor, I guess after that chinese woman was killed in an escalator a few months ago.
>>318212335
>They're risking death instead of taking the stairs
Truly the next Americlaps.
>>318206003
>>318206556
I miss that show. It was that perfect medium of randomness and fucked up parts
>>318212710
Spooky. Probably has something to do with aliens or an elder god.
>>318212876
or you could just jump over it
>>318210601
But what if they helped the penguin get to the mountains?
>>318213059
Or they could take the stairs.
>>318212857
sauce
>>318213256
boku no pico
>>318212857
>>318212857
AAHHH SHIT NIGGA YOU GOT ME
>>318213365
GOT EEM
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>>318209491
>yestergay
The list finished fucking hard
>>318212710
>>318212130
>>318213036
going to the mountains of madness
>>318213203
Did you stop travel with airplane after 9/11?I did
>>318212857
Bible black
into Gravity Falls
Into that dumb Kfed shit (The hardest part to watch)
Into a sneezing wolf I'd probably fuck
>>318213478
>>318213536
>9/11
Worse shit happened regarding planes before then. I don't understand why that would suddenly make you scared.
>>318213536
Well I mean I was in the fourth grade during 9/11. Not going on airplanes was pretty easy. I didn't have anywhere to go.
But this is a bit different in any case
>>318209491
>Chick
>Chick with a dick
>>318212857
What happen to the third kid anyway?
did his girlfriend fucked Cheetos or what?
>>318212575
I haven't. Got it?
>>318212335
>china
>>318212948
Littlebigplanet.jpg
>>318214087
i dont get it
>>318206270
>>318214884
Context?
>>318211880
That's cute and fucking hilarious.
>>318213753
How many people get hurt by escalators? The gap is tiny.
>>318214884
That's cute and fucking hilarious.
>>318214742
Have you seen the coffee mug scene with Colette and Lloyd in Tales of Symphonia?
>>318209491
>gender bender
>gender blender
Jesus Christ
>>318212130
Extra Chromosomes.
>>318214546
there's always one
>>318215195
I think thats where a dindu was using her phone or something. Wouldnt listen to teacher. Cop got called in. Wouldnt follow cops orders. He wasnt letting teenage shitheads slide that day. Got her ass taken to jail for doin nuffin.
>>318215416
fuck you
>>318215701
What kind of incompetent teacher would call the cops on a kid who wouldn't do their school work? Does this shit happen often in America?
>>318215195
Nigress was nigging and the class got tired of it. Notice how none of them give a fuck. Black women are the fucking worst
>>318215892
Almost all schools have police officers assigned to work at the school.
>>318215892
Only with niggers involved. I went to a school that was mostly white by a large margin. Almost every fight and/or incident was a nigger
>>318215529
>>3018215892
Cops are usually on school grounds cause security officers aren't allowed to arrest trespassers. When the cop on campus has to intervene with students its usually the last resort kinda thing.unsurprisingly its almost always niggers, I went to a mostly black school and the Cop there had to come into classes almost every week.
>>318216198
TWENTY MEN HAD TRIED TO TAKE HIM
>>318209491
>straight
>straight?
>>318216198
>anon finds out his IQ.gif
>>318209491
>scrat
what the fuck is a scrat
>>318215701
>Calling the cops if a pupil uses the phone during class
Americans, I swear...
>>318206003
>>318216865
>>318216198
>Counter Phys
>>318209491
>dyke on a bike
Stop it, boner
>>318212130
Something about their internal compass being fucked up by the poles, if I remember correctly.
>>318213365
>>318213573
>>318214000
>>318212857
This makes no sense. Are they supposed to be a bunch of disjointed sketches? What's the point of putting it all together
>>318217734
haha holy shit hes a wizard too. How fitting
>>318217779
I don't know
All I know is, I would probably fuck that wolf.
>>318217779
>>318217879
Hi newfags, kindly refrain from posting until you've lurked for a couple years to avoid looking retarded, thanks.
>>318217867
S2 when
>>318217779
If you're not been on 4chan long, ignore this.
If you have, you are pretty mentally ill.
>>318217958
It used to be you would lead into the K Fed gif and that was it. Someone really did just stitch even more "long gifs" onto it, and if that's the joke, it's a really poor one.
>>318217954
>Only remember to move like Ali about a minute after you're floored.
>>318218132
It's better than literally any joke you've ever told.
>>318218004
>>318217958
>le epic secret club
Go back to reddit and take your shitty jokes with you.
The Cheetus .gif used to be spliced into other .gifs people wanted to see. Now you just made a 4 mb file and "dare" people to watch it.
>>318217954
What the fuck happened?
>>318215701
>taken to jail
For using a phone? Really?
>>318216163
>>318215892
>>318215701
>>318215195
Cop was called by someone at the school and he did that. Apparently he had a history of being overly aggressive and after this taped was "leaked" he was fired. This isn't acceptable behavior in America despite dindus
>>318215892
Teacher got tired of telling the girl to stop calling people on her phone in class and the girl refusing. She told the girl she was being sent to the office, and the girl refused to go. Cop gets called, asks her to leave the class, and girl refuses to go.
I don't give a shit that she manhandled like that. She deserved it.
>>318218336
he got beat the fuck out
what's to understand?
>>318212478
>>318212482
>>318212490
>I don't watch the news
>>318217954
Did he dead?
>>318209491
>gender: WTF
>orientation: yestergay
>>318217954
>naturally moves into recovery position
>move him onto his back so he chokes on his shit
Country?
>>318218486
It's just a cell-phone, bro. No need to go beating people up over it.
>>318217717
>>318217958
Do you seriously know every fucking reference or joke on /v/ or what?
>>318218942
not him but I do and if you don't then fucking lurk more dumbass
>>318218942
Not him, but you should learn most by lurking, and if you don't know one you'll figure out the sauce eventually.
>>318217039
the squirrel thing from The Ice Age
>>318219034
Do you even know what conversation you're replying to? No one is even talking about sauce.
>>318212335
what are they doing anon
>>318219263
is this real
>>318219263
I'm still convinced that was someone from that shitty general.
>>318219316
woops, better version
>>318218290
>Go back to reddit
The irony is almost painful.
>The Cheetus .gif used to be spliced into other .gifs people wanted to see
Nope, just the bible black gif. Stop pretending to know what you're talking about it's cringeworthy.
>>318218132
Never said the joke was good but it's pretty obvious the creator was going for the "next step".
>see thumbnail
>expect cheetus
>gif actually plays
>suddenly new slideshow
>ends abruptly and unexpectedly
>now cheetus
It's all about toying with your expectations, just like the original. Again, not saying it's good.
>>318218942
Nigga that shit is a literal classic if you've been on 4chan for any length of time you've seen it.
>>318209940
That has always been a thing. It refers to lesbians that still act womanly instead of looking butch. Basically, porno-fantasy lesbians.
>>318219146
Well anon doesn't get the image he's replying to, which means he doesn't understand where it comes from. It may not necessarily be "sauce" but asking for the reference is pretty much the same thing in practice.
>>318219358
Yes.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WOCupz-THCU
>>318218795
>"Get off your phone, please."
>"No."
>"Get off your phone, please."
>"No."
>"Okay, I'm writing you up. Go to the office please."
>"No."
>"If you don't leave, I'll have to all the SRO."
>"I AINT GOIN NOWHERE YOU CRACKA ASS CRACKA!"
>Cop shows up
>"Come with me please."
>"No."
>"If you refuse to leave the class, I'm going to have to remove you by force."
>"I AIN'T GOIN' NOWHERE YOU CRACKA ASS CRACKA!"
>"Snake, remember the basics of CQC."
Naw. She deserved the ass-kicking.
>>318219495
You've really never seen Cheetus put on .gifs other than bible black?
You've been on here less than 5 years, haven't you?
>>318219512
No, you're thinking of lipstick lesbians.
That's why I thought chapstick lesbians was hilarious. I thought it was a joke on lipstick lesbians.
>>318219586
>being this mad
Bro, stop it.
Get help and stop escalating every minor slight towards you into a beatdown on somebody.
>>318219714
man I've been here since like... 2012 and I've seen the cheetus gif
the person you're replying to must've been here since summer
>>318212482
escalators in other countries, namely china i assume, are made poorly with cheap parts, and that panel can potentially collapse and suck you in and kill you.
>>318218878
This looks like eastern europe. I thought women were supposed to be strong and tolerance for bullshit was supposed to be low over there?
>>318218476
>>318212130
It's his destiny.
>>318219714
Since 2004 and no, I've only seen it posted as the gif itself, and the bible black bait and switch. Feel free to provide evidence to the contrary though newfriend.
>>318210601
>bethesda_AI.webm
>>318219874
Are you trolling me?
I'm just pointing out that she was given multiple chances to comply and refused.
>>318219925
but that's a good song m8
>>318219941
I expected somethign different when I read the filename.
>>318212130
cause you can climb it
>>318219925
Fucking kek
>>318214884
Sounds like she deserved it but he could've done it in like a million different ways without getting fired
>>318220054
No one who's been here since 2004 uses terms like "newfriend", good effort though. Keep it up and maybe one day you too can join the Elite Maymay Club
Yes? No? Maybe?
>>318220162
>>318218271
not the guy you're replying to but that shit you said is literally autism
>>318213123
I need to know this.
>>318209491
>job application for buzzfeed.jpg
>>318220125
Enough, bro.
You overreacted. It happens.
Just let it go.
>>318220125
Calling the cops is the wrong call if they're not disrupting class
>>318220410
I don't know.
>>318220356
There's only so much you can do with Dindus. If they refuse to play ball with civilization, then you kick them off the fucking field.
Yeah, hindsight is always 20/20 and it's easy to say there's a million alternatives to what the cop did, but do people like that deserve it? If people are going to act like petulant children, why not treat them as such, and spank them?
>>318210601
Nice one mate.
>>318220573
Making phone calls in the middle of class and refusing to stop is pretty disruptive.
>>318220373
>No one who's been here since 2004 uses terms like "newfriend"
Sure we do. Stop generalizing 4chan users. People adapt. Just because nobody used the phrase 10 years ago doesn't mean we can't now. What would you know anyway? you were probably like 10 years old in 2004. I've also been married since 2006 and have been 100% normie status ever since. Impossible, right? Still waiting on those examples, newfriend.
>>318219795
But that's an umbreon.
>>318220573
Yeah, no. If the teacher kicks you out of class for breaking the rules, then you refuse, it's your own fault if the SRO shows up and kicks your ass.
>>318220558
Nice le trole le funnay le may may le le le ecks dee xDDDD
>>318219714
>>318219714
>>318220054
>>318220373
niggers arguing about who started lurking this shitty weaboo site first, fucking pathetic fAM DESU
>>318218582
>He watches TV
>>318220739
Is that March and the Falchion?
>>318220760
Please get help.
It's sad that you got fired for "just doing your job," but you kinda sorta pretty much overreacted.
So, you kinda sorta pretty much deserved it.
>>318220826
Not enough of the lines were changed from the original dialog, but it's still great.
Only the dead, gentlemen. Only the dead.
>>318212478
>>318212482
>>318212490
How about you be more new? OK?
>>318220410
mfw this actually worked
>>318220826
>asking /a/ for their opinions on anime.webm
>>318219925
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6o47N-aYd08
>>318221062
>>318217954
>He's having a seizure!
>Quick put him on his back and do CPR
This was obviously a set up.
>>318221179
>the truth has driven him crazy
I'm sorry, cop-guy. I feel that, sometimes, there just isn't enough done for you guys in terms of mental healthcare.
And then, one day, you just snap and decide to chimp out.
It's all very tragic, you know.
>>318221062
dare you to watch it to the end
>>318220573
She was talking on her phone very loudly for 90% of the class every day for several weeks.
Unfortunately, actually saying this to anyone gets you fired from that school like what happened to me, so that girl gets to control the narrative as much as she wants now.
>>318219532
>not "for the love of god montresor"
You had one job anon. One job.
>>318221551
ebin trolling anon xDDD
>>318212857
>Not having the MiB chat room.
>>318220410
Holy shit it actually works.
>>318221656
>She was talking on her phone very loudly for 90% of the class every day for several weeks.
Yeah, and I had white ass people who did this every day in class.
It's called "high school". Get over it.
>>318221815
>not having WW2 leaders playing an RTS
>>318221873
You can't just break the rules and expect no consequences.
C'mon anon. Eventually you're going to get in trouble, and if you stand there refusing to comply with the rule-makers you're going to get fucked up for it. This is how society works.
Even the Dindus back in the deepest, darkest parts of Africa have rules the tribe have to follow, and set them on fire if they break them. At least here they get the benefit of the doubt, and multiple chances to avoid getting a beat down when they break the rules.
>>318219954
>>318218878
It's a journalist.
>>318218795
>disturbing lesson
>annoying classmates
>not wanting to push her shit in
>>318221907
Stupid bitch is scratching the hell out of those disks. smfh tbqh famz.
>>318222273
That one is the best of the three so far.
>>318212113
>Fallout_inventory.png
>>318219795
This just ruined Umbreons for me. Fuck you, it's best eeveelution.
>>318219193
Chinese lady got killed falling through one of those things. Theyre avoiding it altogether.
>>318213132
Why does the arrow have an X?
Which one is the right one?
>>318222110
>not wanting to push her shit in
Wanting has nothing to do with it.
Try not to beat people up just because they're annoying.
>>318220742
> married since 2006
> 100% normie status ever since
I'm not the anon you're replying to, but how in the hell do you even find time to browse this shitty website much less actually wanting to. That's pretty far from normie.
>>318222743
>Disrupt class
>asked to stop
>keep doing it
>asked to stop again
>keep doing it
>told you're being removed from class
>refuse to leave
>told the cops are coming
>refuse to leave still
>cop comes
>still refusing to leave despite the fact that the cops are here holy shit
>cop says he's going to remove you from class physically if you do not comply
>what a surprise, still refusing to comply
>catch beat down
>"WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH! I DIN DU NUFFIN!"
>>318220298
Holy fuck, I want that mousepad.
>>318222274
>Getting mad over memes on 4chan
>Having this much autism
>>318222743
Hypothetically then, what would have been the correct answer to a student who:
A. Habitually disrupted class
B. Refused to stop
C. Refused to leave the class when asked to
D. Refused to cooperate with a police official
>>318222923
Yeah, yeah. Go get those dindus.
Give it a rest, tough guy.
>>318221062
FOAAAAAAAM
>>318223206
>being this black
>>318222923
Well saying he's going to remove you physically doesn't really translate to "you're going to get beat up"
>>318223213
>>318221062
What is it? I'm too scared to look it up
>>318223206
yeah, you're right. just do whatever you want and anybody that complains is stupid because you're not hurting them
>>318222540
What the fuck is this shit?
>>318223330
Don't. Of all the shit I've seen on 4chan, this is the thing I've been unable to get over.
>>318223312
Refusing to comply with cops once they're at the point that they're physically moving you around is going to catch you a beat down.
There were multiple chances for you to avoid that beat down, but you kept playing chicken with the long dick of the law.
>>318223330
Lesbians(?) buy foam in the most obnoxious way imaginable to make fursuits with.
>>318223330
Two furry dykes going into a Hobby Lobby and stealing a huge roll of foam. There's a bunch of cringe and a lot of stupid.
>>318223481
Ah I see.
>>318223434
Anon pls
>>318219962
Out of context that looks hilarious, but I was honestly impressed by the way that she tried to emulate action, like that.
Makes me think she probably saw the workmen making fences and tried to copy them, which is adorable and sad
