Ambassador Anon, when we agreed to secretly teach your government's how to make computers in the 1950s to improve the lives of humans, we did so thinking they would be used to handle math, complex science, and for communication. We find that a significant amount of resources are being diverted to the trivial pursuit of "video games." Would you care to explain?
>>318200371
Good job, you fixed the typos this time.
>>318200371
All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy.
>>318200371
What's wrong with your face?
Hey dude. Well we actually made a pact with the Orions and Zeta Reticulans as well and we made a even better deal. They want us to unite the masses under one government and hand over control to them. Video games and other entertainment are instrumental to this goal, to make people not give a fuck. It's a pretty sweet deal bro, we get like unlimited wealth and power in exchange.
>>318200371
Ay yy lmao, lm a o, ay ay ay ma ma lmao. Lmao! Ayyy?
>>318200371
ayy
ayy lmao
>>318200371
We immediately challenge your strongest to one of our sports for entertainment. Also the winner gets to own the other species as slaves. Also side note no genetic enhancement allowed.
>>318202289
Well fuck anon we already lose then we had selective breeding methods set in american history why do you think 90% of all athletic professionals fit a specific archetype? Jesus why did you have to add that last bit? What you think the aliens were gonna space jam some monstars at the last minute or something? Get your fucking head out of your ass we could have sent tiger woods or some shit and now we're gonna be stuck with like the goddamn bad news bears or something stupid. It's gonna be like a highschool state softball team of 16 year old chunky lesbians versus our aliens friends now. No ones gonna wanna watch it and it sure as shit aint gonna be fun to watch. You had one goddamned job anon.
ayy lmao
>>318200371
do any of you have vaginas
>>318200371
>improve the lives of humans
KEK, tell that to the government.
>NSA backdoors
>proprietary software ruining technological advancements because MUH PROFITS
>super death drones able to wipe out entire villages without even leaving your chair
