What the FUCK, Nintendo?
>tfw paid 90円 for the cute hello kitty boy/girl combo
>didnt even get the star
>>318162846
shit, i wanna fuck that bunny
>>318162846
>that mii
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>>318162846
Seems like that look would be great when his boss is trying to hide his dick in a tight orifice.
>>318162846
Legend of Zelda: Guy Fawke's Mask
>>318162846
I'll see your strangeness and raise you a horse-headed Reggie.
Got many spratoon badges
Wondered if I should get the calliemarie sisters theme, but it has mediocre music
>>318163530
>円
>>318162846
What line of dialogue leads to trap Baito?
>>318162846
so his disguise is a lopped-ear rabbit?
well lah-tee-dah call the outrage police.
>>318162846
Wait till you get to today's quiz.
>>318164691
>outrage
What are you talking about
The only thing raging in this thread are peoples' dicks
Fuck off, newfag
oh noes!
>Have been trying for days to get the Isabelle playtime launcher
>Claw drops it every time
>Refuse to give Jew rabbit my money
>Today, completely fail at the Blathers training machine
>He gives me a free play AND five more chances
>Won two free plays off the training machine
>Took my three free plays, won the Isabelle launcher
>Then smacked the moon in the Majora machine and won all the badges
>THEN managed to snag the Hero's shield out of the Link's equipment machine
>mfw all of this
I refuse to pay money for the Fierce Deity mask, no matter how much I want it.
what does he say when you pick Guy Fawkes? I didn't want to risk my free play for that.
>>318170530
You never get free plays from the start up quizes themselves. You get the free play whenever Nintendo spontaneously decides to give you a free play. It happened more regularly at first due to trying to get people hooked and wanting them to play daily, but now that people have had it for awhile he only gives you a "taste" once in awhile to try to make you jones for more of it.
I'M GOING TO FUCK THAT BUNNY
I got a free play today as well as a super bonus x3 play from the practice catcher
Does he give out free plays randomly?
>>318171904
The free plays are given globally whenever Nintendo feels like it. The bonus badges are completely random. You also get one free play for every 10 practice badge you catch.
So this came up on start up.
Do you HAVE to pay money? Is there a list of badges?
>>318171904
>Cleared whole hamburger machine with free play from baito
>win one more and choke and get nothing with it
Oh well, all the machines are shit right now I didn't even want that Yoshi badge I missed.
EXPENSIVE
BUNNY
CUNNY
>>318171305
Somebody, anybody, PLEASE give me Baiti porn
I need some of that sweet funny bunny cunny boipussy
>>318162846
>try to get majora's mask masks with my only free play
>fuck up picking up the bunny hood
>it falls and knocks everything into the hole
Eat shit pink rabbit
>>318162846
You know they LITERALLY designed baito as a cute rabbit with fluid animation to lower your defenses and make you easier to manipulate into buying funbux right?
>>318172231
>Do you HAVE to pay money?
No. You randomly get free plays when you open the game, and you can win free plays on a "practice" machine.
I've spent $60 bucks on this bunny. I feel pretty bad now
>>318173949
>$60
Anon, why? Why do you need that many plays?
>>318170530
He just tells you the answer is in the title of the game.
>>318162846
>Baito crossdressing in the actual game
THEY KNOW.
>get 4 Free plays
>Nab the Couple's Mask and Fierce Diety Mask with them along with a ton of other badges
Now where the fuck is my Wind Waker
>>318174761
>crossdressing
He just let his ears down.
>>318174761
>Crossdressing
>Male rabbit in male clothing
You are literally an idiot. I'm not calling you an idiot just to insult you or to show my disdain for what you've said, I am just informing you that you actually are an idiot.
>>318175326
>>318176306
He's literally wearing a girls version of the uniform. He's not wearing the best and the bottom art goes longer. Kill yourselves
you will never cuddle with Baito
>>318176914
You keep on tardin', tard.
Did anyone take a shot of Baito saying "I'd like to give you something special." yesterday?
Unfortunately, I mashed A past it.
>tfw no matter how much people get upset by this Nintendo will be making money hand over fist on this because it costs them nothing to run
I mean I'm not buying into it personally but no amount of righteous indignation will ever stop it.
>>318177445
>Upset by free content