Fallout 4 Piper thread.
God I love this slut
@318150229
Your retarted
>>318150229
I'd "pipe 'er" if you know what I mean
What does it feel like to receive blowjob from a girl whose face is paralyzed? Just wondering haha
>>318150356
I would ram my 10 inch cock in her if you know what I mean
> journalists
>>318150590
#Gamergate
>when she starts calling you "Blue"
Cait is better.
>Romance Piper
>Sleep in bed
>she's next to you all sleepy eyed
>"Do we really have to get up?"
C U T E
>Piper
>Cait
>Curie
>ResurrectedNora
I don't know who to choose.
>>318151154
Piper
>>318151154
nora is the cutest
I feel like every girl is a deviation from her but less pretty
even in post your character shit where fags post their girl characters
>>318150843
>drugged up whore
>flirts with McCready
I don't see it
Does NV have waifu material or do I have to mod it for that?
>>318150754
>when she starts calling you "Blue" even though you never wore a blue suit close to her
Bravo Todd
>>318151819
What kind of pleb plays 4 before New Vegas?
>>318151819
No unless you count Cass, which you shouldn't
>>318150229
>Piper
>slut
Not even Nick or that Russian bartender gives a shit about her
>>318151870
The one that saves best for last?
I knew all along that 4 wasn't gonna be stellar so I instead replayed 1-2 and then 4 and now I'll dig in NV
>>318150754
>when she starts sperging out and being embarrassed
>annoying expose da truth bitch
>not being a lone wanderer
>falling for video game 'waifus'
>actually thinking bioware/bethesda romancing is good
This thread is losers galore.
>>318151819
Mod.
There are two female companions: one is a lesbian voiced by felicia day and the other is a drunk slut.
>>318151819
ED-E is the best waifu.
>>318150328
hi newfag
>>318151826
>Traveling with Codsworth
>Trade him out for Piper
>"Promise to take care of him, Miss Wright"
She never introduced herself by last name
>"Oh don't worry Codsworth, I will"
They never introduced??
Later on
>Investigating Kellog's house with Valentine
>"Maybe dogmeat can track his scent"
>I never used dogmeat nor have I brought him into Diamond City
>Walk out of Kellog's house
>Dogmeat is right by the door
BRAVO
>>318150229
She's fucking ugly like all bethesda women. Model mods when?
>>318151929
Why's that?
>>318152004
>felicia day
ech really?
>>318152019
>liking robots
Guys welp, how do I get curie to start the romance dialogue again?
I maxed our relationship, but I ignored the romance dialogue the first time it popped up (because it was like one week after nora died, and I felt it was too forced) and now she won't start the dialogue again!
>get Curie her synth body
>regret starts to set in
OH WELL
She's still pretty cute I guess. As long as she's happy
Good thing my Charisma is nonexistant anyway
>>318151826
If you ask her why blue she tells you she recognized you by the pip boy and what not, regardless of the suit
>>318151664
>I feel like every girl is a deviation from her but less pretty
MAximum immersion for you to RP as a guy who lost his wife
>>318151664
This, she's pretty much perfect by default.
>>318152193
Did you complete Dangerous Minds quest? If not, you have to
you could also try talking to her and selecting Relationship
OR just keep doing shit she likes and it'll pop back up again
>>318152228
It was the most forced explanation I ever saw.
>>318152142
Because they're memers. Veronica is fine if you're capable of separating her from external drama around her VA and Cass is bestgirl. Because of Obsidian's design philosophy you can't actually waifu either of them, though.
>>318151826
She recognizes that you're from the Vault because you have a Pipboy.
Vault Dwellers are commonly associated with blue jumpsuits.
Thus, Blue.
>>318152142
She's a whore that's why
>>318150229
I hate her. Her voice is annoying and she's a major moralfag sjw. Fuck Piper.
>>318152105
>try to talk to someone for the first time but get interrupted
>try to talk to them again and the player character calls them by name despite never hearing their name
>>318152461
The PC can see the HUD
>>318152105
All the companions automatically know each other when you recruit them.
>>318151986
It sure is now that you've posted.
marry/fuck/kill
Let's hear it.
>>318151826
My character has bright blue eyes so it works anyway
>>318152319
It was a completely reasonable explanation.
>>318152383
>4 human companions, 2 straight, 2 gay
>all conveniently unattached
Obviously some cut content there
>>318152105
Well... You read the synthetic truth? The article says Piper Wright wright there
>>318152534
But anon the lone survivor is already married
What's wrong with her mouth when she talks? It's like her lower jaw can barely move.
The fact that people on /v/ like this game enough to have positive threads about it shows that I don't belong here with you shitters. Seriously the most boring AAA game I've ever played.
>>318152594
No, Obsidian intentionally chose not to allow romances with companions. The project lead didn't feel it appropriate. Not everything is Mass Effect.
>>318152534
Fuck Piper, marry Cait, kill Curie
>>318152624
Sucked too many dicks
>>318152534
>Marry Curie, she'd be a cute and caring wife and will always make sure you're okay
>Fuck Piper, probably a freak in bed and smells like ink
>Kill druggie irish Cait, fucking filthy and probably smells like radiated ghoul cockjuice
>>318152534
Cait and Curie look like shit in this pic and Piper didn't look that good if I remeber right.
>>318152534
Marry Curie
Fuck Cait
Kill Piper
>>318152534
Fuck Piper
Kill the junkie looking one
Marry the bottom one who I think is a synth(haven't gotten that far yet)
>>318152608
Who cares? I made that whore Piper wear Nora's wedding ring.
>>318152598
I did but I don't recall Codsworth reading it!
I'm not overly bothered by it, I just think some things with the dialogue are kind of silly
>>318152534
>marry piper
>fuck cait
>kill curie
>dem eyes
>that shitty hair
Can Bethesda into balance?
>>318152685
I shot Cait on site when I knew she was packing. Fucking bitch.
do they call her piper because something is wrong with her pipes
and by pipes I mean her vocal chords
because she moves her mouth really weirdly bethesda plz
>>318152534
marry piper fuck cait (this ones iffy cause she looks like she might have something) kill curie
this is OBJECTIVELY speaking the only right answer
>>318152534
Marry and fuck Piper.
Kill the crackhead.
Melt down and transform Curie into fusion cores.
>>318152735
she is a side quest, located in vault 81
>>318152806
>this ones iffy
>OBJECTIVELY speaking the only right answer
>iffy
>objectively correct
TRY AGAIN RETARD
>>318150229
OH wow. That is supposed to be her hair?
>>318152842
>Transform Curie into fusion cores
>Load her up into power armor
>Decimate heretics with her robotic spirit and circuitry!
>>318152534
Marry Piper
Fuck Cait
Kill the synth
>>318152795
because everyone in diamond city has stuffed her with their "pipe"
>>318152627
You can always go to some undertale thread.
So what's the best waifu sim with a story /v/? This is important
>>318152880
it's still right i just would have to think about it
>>318152842
Also load Curie's AI into the power armor.
Her passive agressive attitude when dealing with enemies could be useful.
>>318152760
Have you seen how long and flexible Codsworth's eyes are? He's watching you all the time, whatever you are doing.
>>318152806
Just marry piper and fuck Curie
Curie is advanced technology, modify her body, give her a self cleaning and self warming robo flesh light. She's a synth so she'll have a great grip for handjobs and cleanup is a breeze!
Cait is dirty as fuck, why even take the risk?
Plus she'sIrish
>>318152534
Marry the Nora-look-a-like.
Fuck the redhead druggie.
Kill the emotionless synth.
>>318150843
>terrible cringy yank irish accent
>shit back story
Nah
>>318153021
I know, fucker bitches at me everytime I drop a gun or some form of garbage on the ground. I left him at Sanctuary because he hates everything
>>318152954
I wouldn't play that either
>>318152971
>Witcher 1-3
if you go with Triss
Yen is shit in 3 anyhow
>tfw can never go triss because shani just 100x better
>ME 1-3
best tali sim
one of the worst characters that has ever existed
>IMMA MAKE SHIT UP FOR ATTENTION LOL
Fucking stupid cunt. Piper a shit.
>>318152019
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FLCqN14S_9w
>>318152534
Marry piper
Fuck Curie
Kill druggy cait
>>318152627
>Nyeh the fact people like a different game than me means they are shit and I have superior taste!
Bye.
>>318153027
the only reason i didn't choose curie to fuck is because i feel like she would be really vanilla.
>>318153167
She's right about everything though
>>318150229
I fucking hate this piece of shit kike.
>>318153167
butthe mayor IS a synth
>>318153197
If you like FO4 you are a retarded shitter, objectively.
>>318152534
Marry Curie, fuck Piper, kill whatsherface.
There is absolutely no other option.
>>318153167
She's right tho.
Plus she's lonely and slightly autistic in couple matters.Just like me. ;____;
I lost Piper once and the story scripted her back but now she's fucking disappeared again. On xbox.
>>318152608
Piper looks kinda like the default Nora
>>318153281
>if you go on /v/ you are a retarded shitter, objectively.
ftfy
>>318153314
>Piper says this even though she knows that you were married and had a kid
>>318153381
>not comforting a cute mourning widow in trying times
>>318153227
Opinions, man
I'd marry Curie because she'd be the perfect wife
Piper would just be a really cuddly fuckbuddy when you need actual human interaction, she'd probably understand but slander you in an article if you piss her off
>>318151819
Not really. Nothing really happens between you and your girl companions. There's two other girls you can bang in the game, a fifties esque shopkeeper with a jumpsuit fetish and a Red Sonja type who runs an animal fighting ring who gives you a sweet shotgun and is turned on by how strong you are
>>318150229
>20 minutes into wasteland and chill she gives you this look
>>318153126
Already played those
>>318150229
Every female in this game is shit.
>>318151960
>The one that saves best for last?
Enjoy going back to the horrible shooting and bland as fuck world with no variation.
>>318153449
Huge difference, she is assuming you got over your dead wife when in fact the game doesn't really resolve it since you begin to guilt trip Shaun for barely giving a shit about her mother.
>>318153559
>horrible shooting and bland as fuck world with no variation.
but anon, he's ALREADY played fallout 3.
>>318153001
Speaking of AI in armors.
Stealth suit best girl
>>318153609
He said he played 1-2 and 4, not 3.
Her low tone voice is so qt.
>>318150229
So what's her best outfit?
>>318153596
I'm a little disappointed you don't end up bringing up your spouse more often. I wanted to play grieving widow but it's always
>MY SON
>SHAUUUN
>SMALL VILLAGE
>FOREIGN SOLDIERS
>>318151664
>>318152287
Exceptional taste, my friends.
>>318153126
>Yen is shit in 3
Yen has personality. She knows what she want and knows how to handle you.
How is she shit again?
>>318153535
try these
>bound by flame
Refreshing wrpg with some moral choices and one of the best crafting systems I've seen
It has cute romance
>Pandora's tower
If you have a wii/can emulate, literal waifu simulator as you climb different towers to collect highest grade meat from monsters for your waifu to eat
I picked the lone wanderer perk the minute she appears. The companions are useless and annoying in this game, they destroy the only thing the game has for him, atmosphere. Nick has a cool design though.
>>318153781
There should have been a dedicated button for screaming about your dead spouse
>>318153857
Not him but Bound by Flame's combat is kind of shitty and the voice acting is off putting
>>318153749
Raider leathers.
Someone other than me romanced Hancock, right? ;_;
>>318150565
I don't get it
>>318153930
>''You want ME to wear that tight Vault-suit? Blue, like, how could you such a misogynistic shitlord?''
>>318153749
The default one
>Not being faithful to your wife
>Not resurrecting your wife in Synth form
>Selling or giving your ring away
Sure is degenerate here, what you guys black?
>>318153917
Remove that fucking gopnik holy shit
>tfw can't even romance the best companion
his name is valentine for fucks sake are you serious bethesda
>>318153847
>treats geralt like shit
>black hair
>annoying voice
>not shani
I disliked her the second I laid eyes on that whore.
I'm glad I was able to kek her with Triss in front of Ciri
>>318153915
>combat is kind of shitty
Legit complaint but if you go full demon, the powers make most fights relatively trivial
Some of the bosses are actually pretty fun desu
>voice acting is off putting
Is it?
I thought the Ice woman had fantastic voice acting, as did the skeleton man
>>318154003
No anon, rejoice as he is yours alone
>>318154057
>Not resurrecting your wife in Synth form
You only have to pay $14.99 for that, my beloved consumer.
>>318153930
What are those shoulder pads?
>>318154090
Nick is not for sexual
>>318153721
>tfw she looks like Nora
Did Todd intend for the Sole Survivor to hook up with Piper just like the Lone Wanderer porking Sarah Lyons while Maxson jacks off in a corner and becoming the big guy?
>>318154192
Leather arm pieces
>>318154096
>>treats geralt like shit
>doesn't like to be teased and bossed around
>>black hair
>bad
BLOWOUT SOON FELLOW WASTELANDER
>>318152105
Wanna know what does Nick say if you don't have dog yet? Watch this video and tell me what the fuck just happened. Hell i am fucking sure todd is snorting coke while directing this game
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=cyhNZPTXrAo
>>318154167
> tfw people still don't know that you play as a Synth
>>318154192
Heavy Leather arms. A step up from Sturdy.
>>318154224
>some random asshole comes in, solves all your problems and fuck your waifu
damn, no wonder Maxson looks like that even though he's about 20 something
>>318154247
>doesn't like to be teased and bossed around
I'm no kek myself, so I can't reciprocate this feeling
>liking black hair
Red hair is clearly the best as evident with Shani&Triss
Fuck Piper and fuck all the companions except for Strong and Dogmeat.
All the humanoid companions have the same 4 lines that they repeat every 15 fucking seconds. I have heard Piper spout that same bullshit about "Well, if anyone can find a use for it..." or "I only consider a reporter to be successful if they've had their life threatened..."
Fucking annoying as all hell. Cait does the same, always ranting about getting drunk and picking fights.
Only problem with Strong is that he can't into sneak. And he only has two lines, "They not need, we take" and "Leave human junk, is worthless"
We need a no-companion-voice dialogue. Speak when spoken to.
>>318154253
TODDDD
did he honestly not think of just having several ways to track down kellogg, that's what Obsidian would have done but noooooooo
>>318154374
>Fuck Piper
I do it every night.
Just need to pick some locks or craft some weapon upgrades to get her wet as fuck.
I was kinda hoping Amata or Butch would make some kind of appearance in 4. Macready would have been nice if it wasn't for the fact he was a little bitchy cunt in 3.
>>318154374
Don't forget "We're not alone, Blue" and "Now i'm mad", "What's the angle here," "Another day in the common wealth"
Dogmeat's constant barking pisses me off. I left him at Vault 101 for the whole of fallout 3 because he barks every time you fast travel
>>318154374
I do like Strong's lines.
>DEAD DON'T NEED THINGS!
>OLD HUMAN JUNK WORST KIND OF HUMAN JUNK
>OHH SOLE SURVIVOR FILL ME WITH YOUR MILK OF HUMAN KINDNESS KYAHH~~
>tfw Piper comments on your wife if you take her to her body in vault 111
>>318154374
>pick lock
>hack computer
>"strong disliked that"
Nothing pisses me off more.
Are there really people out there who side with the Railroad?
>>318154481
At least he's less of a bitchy cunt now.
Also Amata can die in the vault for all I care, fuck her.
>>318154481
Amata is probably a bitter single mom at this point who wished she went with the Lone Wanderer.
But the LW got to NTR poor little boy Maxson to the point that the latter went extreme.
>look up FO4 companions, one of them is named "Piper Wright"
>oh man that name is hilarious; this has to be a model or hooker or something, I gotta have her on my squad!
>get a female fedora instead
fuck you piperfags
>>318154550
Could smell the tumblr on them the second I found them.
>>318154550
I did very briefly because of Glory and then I found out her dirty secret and went back to siding with the minutemen
>Wakey, wakey Blue
>>318154643
Where's that black suit?
>>318154374
I have all my companions in Sanctuary and Strong literally does not shut the fuck up. Like everyone else seems to have a cooldown on their dialogue but he doesn't. At least he looks cool in his full heavy armor but damn. Cait is definitely the next most annoying, if I hear her say arse one more time I'm nuking all of Sanctuary
>>318154641
>"there's no middle ground in this"
>>318154549
The best way to get Strong's reputation up quick without fucking around with him everywhere. Is to pick up the cannibal perk and eat around 40 raiders quicksaving and quickloading before every one. Takes like 1 day of in-game time and he'll be your best buddy. Too bad his perk is shit, but completionists like me don't give a shit about that.
It looks like the black variant of the BOS bodysuit.
>>318154729
Only thing better than getting pissed is picking a fight. AM I RIGHT?
>>318154550
Only for Deacon,Tom and PAM.
>>318154643
Your Piper looks like my dude.
>>318154618
Maxson had a hard life
>>318154549
>Constant dislike
>He never approves of anything
>Someow I have approval maxed
Im thinking every time you kill an enemy there is some invisible approval ticker
She looks like Eva Green sometimes which is pretty hot
>>318154640
Stop with the corny dad jokes Anon
>>318152437
>I hate her. Her voice is annoying and she's a major moralfag sjw. Fuck Piper.
My take at first as well. I ignored her in favor of Nick for a while. She grows on you, though.
>>318154901
There is.
>tfw found out about Sturges
Felt conflicted as fuck tbqh
>>318154702
>''Aw... do we really have to get up?''
>you can't just stay in bed with her
NO TODD, IT JUST DOESN'T WORK
>>318152534
>>318154868
>Deacon the Synthloving Coward being worth anything
Glory is the only one in the railroad worth anything and I'm still mad you can't fuck her. PAM is alright too, but that's just cause she's a robutt.
>>318154718
Get it off high ranking BOS knights/paladins. Its the BOS Officer Uniform
>>318152534
Kill Kill Kill
I feel that Paladin Danse is in the wrong game
He should be in Warhammer or something
Who /general/ here?
Pres is the best companion.
>>318155076
I feel that Paladin Danse fell in love with me after watching me get in and out of power armor for 5 hours.
>>318155139
>no option of reforming the NWA with him and the other synth
>>318154976
Found out what
>>318155205
Go to Quincy motherfucker.
>>318155139
I gave him my upgraded Silver Shroud armor and he picked up his own flamer and stands on a little balcony in the Castle that I made and it looks pretty heroic so I don't dare disturb him
>>318150356
I'm 12 yrs old and what is this
>>318155205He's a Synth.
>>318153227
>personality base is stereotypical french woman
>encyclopedic knowledge of human anatomy
she'd be anything but man
>>318154253
>>318154384
I think this is cool and a nice easter egg/variant
why is it automatically bad because it wasn't done like obsidian..who cares what obsidian would do
>>318155230
>>318155274
Wikia says the game never mentions it.
>>318155167
Ha takes that as code for you wanting to be inside him
>>318152534
Marry Curie
Fuck Piper
Kill Cait
>>318154253
>Dogmeat, huh?
I fucking love how synths, robots, ghouls and power armor just falls apart in this game. Synths look best though
>>318155139
>Purging the wasteland of raiders with one of your underlings at your back
Now if he could just stop giving me quests and wanting to talk about his suicide so much
>>318155312
>Why is it automatically bad--
Because it's /v/
>Inb4 implying /v/ is one person
>>318155312
/v/, /v/ cares
>>318150229
I'm still waiting for a french maid costume for curie. Then I'll give piper and cait the costumes as well and assign them to my shanty mansion I built at red rocket.
>Pick the Lone Wanderer perk early on because I love carrying more shit.
>Made a habit of sending followers to a shitty settlement whenever I got them.
>Learn later that they all have obtainable perks and quests.
Guess I missed out.
>>318155368
cockpunch of death
>>318150229
I like her, but I always have to switch her out when doing based brotherhood quests. Otherwise she gets turned off.
>>318155369
Come on anon. As his friend you should listen to him spilling his guts out to you. Preston is a good guy. And the quests don't hurt either.
>>318155445
Anon, that was a grill
BLUED when.
>>318155426
It's shit anyhow, they dislike about 75% of what you do.
I literally got negative rep with a companion because I looted scrap.
>one 'city'
>one 'town'
what the fuck bethesda
>>318155368
Watching ghouls fall apart is the best
>Getting terrorized by a Legendary glowing one
>Kill him once
>Enemy has mutated
>Fucking my shit up pretty fast
>He gets distracted by Piper as I run
>Sorry Piper
>Toss 3 grenades
>He's not dead but both his legs are gone
>Slowly and sadly attempting to crawl after me
>Shoot at his head with my worse pistol for entertainment before raining down spare molotov cocktails from a previous raider slaughter
>>318150341
I can't wait for an enhanced piper mod. Bethesda really has no shame.
>>318152534
Marry Piper
Kill Crackwhore
Keep Curie around for threesomes with Piper.
>>318155426
Lone Wanderer is pretty much better than all companion perks combined, though you can still get them and once you have them you don't need them to follow you anymore.
>>318150229
Curie is better
>>318155526
I always keep a pipe pistol around for when this happens. I'm not gonna waste my valuable ammo on cripples.
On the other hand there's robots. If you take off their arms they just Allah Ackbar you
>>318154028
I would insert my erect penis into her moist vagina while in the missionary position out of love and the intent to impregnate her, if you know what I mean.
>>318155618
Not really desu senpai baka.
>>318155660
You sick fuck.
>>318152971
Who is this penis princess?
>>318155480
I'm not his friend, I'm his general.
>>318155660
>Hey Piper
>Let's make Shaun
>>318155735
Only if he holds her hands
>>318155526
>normal ghoul
>go for the head
>legendary ghoul or glowing one
>go for the legs
Simple and easy. I have no points in melee, but I keep that Dunwich machete around just for slicing up crippled ghouls. Gotta save that ammo bruh.
>>318154356
>Some waster comes into your home and starts doing all this shit for the BOS
>Gets promoted to Paladin in a fucking week while you get treated like a baby with brain damage just because your last name is Maxson
>Waster destroys the Enclave
>Waster hooks up with Sarah
>Maxson has to hear Sara's moans of pleasure every night when this waster fucks her brains out
>Beautiful, pure Sarah would rather fuck this filthy rad infested waster than be with you, the last living descendant of the Roger Maxson
>Years go by, Maxson becomes a teen
>Suddenly the waster dissapears
>Maxson finally sees his chance and works up enough courage to proclaim his love for Sarah
>Sarah dies in battle just before it happens
>Waifu is gone and the asshole who boned her is nowhere to be found
>In impotent rage, turn the BOS into space marines meets feudal europe
>Go to commonwealth to clean up the muties and destroy skynet
>Have to kill your best man because he's a fucking synth
>Get blasted out of the sky by literal farmers with 19th century artillery or get nuked by your own robot
Being Maxson is suffering.
What kind of faggot didn't drop Piper the moment you got Cait or Curie?
>>318155741
Well I'm his friend and he considers me his general.
>>318152762
ma nigga
>>318155658
I know
>Went into some robot place near Diamond City
>Open a door
>Legendary Sentry
>Legendary Assaultron
>Two normal ole protectron
>Fuck it
>Mini Nuke
>Sentry taken care of
>Protectrons not even dead yet crawling after me
>Havin' a fokkin' giggle
>Notice at last second Assualtron is running up and preparing a hyperbeam
>ded
JESUS FUCK THIS THING IS HUGE
Why can't you take your companion with you to the Institute?
I guess being the director means you have to leave them all behind. :(
Just got the game today, been playing for three hours.
All those references just won't stop coming.
>>318152770
They realized most players just mod in phantasy star universe's hair still into their games so they don't give a shit.
>>318155794
I put a lot of points in melee, legendary glowing ones just manage to hit me pretty damn hard and it just makes me nervous, even with my heated super sledge. I don't mind wasting ammo because I have so damn much of it
>>318155526
>Call arty strike on Jamaica Plain building
>All that's left is two mutilated ghouls
I am still scared of the thin ones that run like mad
>>318152793
"Packing"? Do you mean the shotgun or her 14 inch horse cock? (Check in VATS)
>>318152534
Marry Curie
Fuck Cait (dirty Irish bitch)
Kill Piper (tumblrite scum)
>>318155928
I like this game's dumb little jokes
>>318152593
How so? People salvage old tech all the time in Fallout.
>>318155815
>LW shows up
>"I fucked you're waifu...Nah j/k she was my waifu"
>KL-E-0
>>318155876
What is that?
>>318155846
Cait is a crackhead, Curie is a bunch of 0's and 1's
>>318155976
Wait until you see one of the fat glowing ones at the bottom of some sunken building in the Glowing Sea
>>318156034
Ever hack her terminal? It's hilarious
>>318151664
My character is just her with some minor makeup tweaks
>>318156068
I did, especially the part about Magnolia
>>318155815
>Some fuckhead comes into my briefing room, shoots me in the face and steals my fucking coat
>>318156059
>Hey Shaun...I'm your new mom now!
>>318156003
Those teddy bears always give me a little smirk. They're not terribly funny, but it's always a nice little easter egg to see them doing weird shit as you loot old buildings.
>>318156068
>Wait until you see one of the fat glowing ones at the bottom of some sunken building in the Glowing Sea
Oh I have seen them, I have to pull out my stun baton
>>318156068
Oh I'd hack her terminal alright.
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