What are the worst GTA missions?
any of the race mission
The dodo mission when you have to fly in the ring behind the jet.
I can't complete San Andreas because that mission is mandatory and I gave up on it.
I beat flight school. I beat driving school easily.
But that mission is impossible. Maybe if I were younger and more determined, I could force myself to do it.
Can't do it.
The one from SA with the remote-control airplane, Supply Lines.
To me it's the worst mission in any game, ever.
Yall niggas know what I'm talkin about.
>>318140325
easily this
>>318140325
yeah, most off-putting mission in san andreas.
still managed it always on first try, there are some other really painfully difficult missions.
but its always a good and fair difficulty, imo
What about best missions?
>>318140150
That fucking train mission from San Andreas. Any of you know what I'm talking about?
>>318140558
Who doesn't, senpai.
>>318140325
>>318140416
>>318140446
Casual fucks. The worst GTA missions are always the ones in the last quarter of the story where they run out of ideas and have to wrap up the character relations and just end everything in giant gang wars where they keep stacking up more enemies on you in every mission. Not because they're hard, but because they're dreary.
>>318140529
this is up there
YOU're OUT OF TOUCHwe rarely have these threads anymore ;_;
>>318140592
fuck off and play dota then
>>318140621
This mission single-handedly conjured the GTA V plot.
>>318140621
i always thought this was similar to the movie heat
>PC version
>have to install Fraps and record to cap the game at 30FPS or else the game engine will break and prevent you from tapping fast enough to get into the helicopter
what an anticlimactic final mission
>>318140643HOLD THE LINELOVE ISNT ALWAYS ON TIMEur a faget ur a faget ur a faget
>>318140746
I completed gta 4 on pc without whatever garbage you just spewed.
>>318140674
But dota's for fegits.
>>318140621
you're kidding right? that was probably my favorite mission out of GTA4
fucking GTA5's heists and shit were total garbage in comparison
>>318140346
If you glitch into the second island and steal a helicopter (Pretty sure there's one on Prawn Island too) you can just land right by the warehouse.
>>318140857
Were you playing it at 60+ FPS the entire time? Googling "gta iv out of commission bug" gets dozens of results for threads with the exact same situation I described.
Any mission given by Yusuf in The Ballad of Gay Tony.
>>318141026
No idea.
>>318141041
That other mission was really good, too. Fucking shitposters.
>that mission in gta4 where you get to chase that black guy through the building and he constantly hides behind things
>i got fed up with that and just sniped him from outside instead
>>318140150
This crazy bitch's missions were always pretty fuckinggarbage.
My favorite mission in gta is from the second area of gta2. A mission for the loonies has you steal a delivery truck or something, rig it with explosives and park it so it kills the guy who works there. As soon as the explosion goes off, you get a call from the boss saying "so much for those shitty explosives"- the boss didn't hate the business that owned the truck, he hated the explosives and wanted them blown up because he was well, loony. I'll never forget "so much for those shitty explosives".
>>318140529
>>318141114
Forgot to quote this.
>>318141190
Fuck off, gramps. I bet you play Pac Man.
>>318141190
>GTA2
2d games are such garbage
>>318141181
One of the worst parts of SA. I hated doing these missions, truly awful.
>>318140529
The final mission of TBoGT was fucking brilliant from start to finish.
>all the other gta`s before san andreas your just a dickhead after the money
>all the terrible things you do can be justified with that
>san an has cj
>try to make cj seem like a personable, mostly good guy
>burys a man in wet cement, inside of porta potty for cat calling
>>318140150
You nailed it.
>>318141369
>>try to make cj seem like a personable, mostly good guy
u wot
>>318141487
he jus wan B wit he n!GGaz 2bh & f4m
>>318141487
tried, not succeeded. instead of it being ALL FOR THE MONEY, san an was the first to give the protag an actual goal, outside of money. rescue your family, one whose in prison. you do MOST of the awful things in san andreas with a vaguely morally correct goal: save your wrongfully imprisoned bro
>>318141661
Was he wrongfully imprisoned? I recall him getting caught after a huge gang war where he murdered dozens of other nig nogs.
>>318141739
he was put in for the murder of officer kupalski, however you spell it i thought. although he was going to pin that on you too if you tried to run
GTA III the mission where you have to deliver the porn magazines and not tip the van because of how shitty the controls are.
VC the mission where you have to fly the rc helicopters with the shitty controls to blow up the building under construction.
SA the mission where you have to fly the rc planes for Zero around town.
>>318141869
nope, guess not. i thought that was brian
>>318141995
For fuck sake. That VC Mission is the easiest fucking thing in the world. Do you normies not know how to maneuver the fucking helicopters like responsible adult gamers? Christ. I clear that shit in record time, senpai. fwm.
>>318142109
Try doing it on a keyboard.
Where to Smoke?
>>318142170
My apologies, I take back my previous post. Namaste, homies.
>>318142231
Gracias amigo.
>>318142265
De nada, carnal.
>>318140558
You just have to move a couple of meters away from the side of the train so the bullets don't hit the side.
>>318140972
>Needing to glitch to get a helicopter
Buy apartments with a helipad or just get VCN Maverick, land near Malibu club, leave the door open so it doesn't disappear and fly all you want.
>>318142334
>hard
>he slows down if he gets too far away
>you literally just have to keep following till he reaches a basketball court, where he falls off himself
>hard
whats next, the train was hard? you know you can kill every man on that train before you even reach the first incoming train? heres how you do it
drive a few feet to the right of the tracks
thats it. thats all. what does this do? instead of the bullets hitting the train, near the gang bangers feet, it hits them in the chest, because your
not too fucking close to the train
>>318141995
>GTA III the mission where you have to deliver the porn magazines and not tip the van because of how shitty the controls are.
It becomes literally impossible once you kill Salvatore because you know, fucking Mafia with fucking shotguns fucking shit who thought it was a good fucking idea to have most of the fucking gangs in the fucking city fucking hate you by the end of the fucking game god damn it.
>>318142701
>>318142407
>missions LITERALLY called the wrong side of the tracks
>everyone fails because they are on the wrong side of the tracks
>still getting it wrong 11 years later
![220px-Numpad.svg[1].png](https://i.imgur.com/szr4cW0.png "220px-Numpad.svg[1].png")
>>318142170
Daily reminder.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2IKBCZ-uxjo&feature=youtu.be&t=167
>>318142848
This
This is why I hate GTA III's endgame: everyone wants you dead and cars blow up after two shots.
>>318140346
Cleared ot on the second trial. Whats the problem?
Only major problem in VC is helicopter and maybee boat missions
>>318142919
It's really easy,but it has become a meme like "the water temple is hard".
>>318140150
CJ ALL YOU HAD TO DO WAS FOLLOWING THAT TRAIN
>>318140529
Reuniting the Families or Breaking the Bank at Caligula's and the preparation missions.
>literally nothing you will ever do will ever be as cool as a single mission from cj`s life
>even worse, even if you could, youcouldnt be bothered
>Assassin's Creed: follow this guy missions
>>318140150
This shit right here, never did beat it myself.
Not GTA related but in metro 2033 theres this part where you carry a kid on your back. I'd rather go through the fucking library than deal with that shit again
>>318142919
the mission is called wrong side of the tracks because trains are going in wrong directions during that mission
>>318140273
Switch to first person mode. I spent two days raging at those missions untl I figured that out, then beat it first try.
>>318141190
i remember the one where you turned the krishtnas into hotdogs, then fed them to their own members.
shit was fucking crazy.
Any mission from that electronic shop owned by David Cross in San Andreas. Fuck that shit so hard. I gave up entirely.
Anything that involves RC bullshit is fucking garbage
>>318144729
This was pretty bad but once you practice it you can do it.
>>318140325
Everyone should try this mission on the PC using the keyboard.
>>318141181
I hear ya. The only thing noteworthy about those missions was that you had some harpy tagging along and refusing to shut the fuck up.
>>318145548
I did it on PC with a keyboard.
Found it frustrating, until i stopped trying to fly, and used the plane as if it were a car.
After flying dodo in gta3, I have no fear for planes in SA.
>>318140558
I played it for the first time this year. It was easy as fuck
>>318141369
CJ was the original feminist icon of gaming.
>>318145548
i did. aced it first go. no idea what everyone was talking about.
>>318140558
ALL YOU HAD TO DO IS FOLLOW THE DAMN TRAIN CJ
>>318141338
TBoGT is what GTA4 should have been from the star.
>>318144729
is...is that a fucking mobile version?is it good?
>>318144729
Holy shit,i just tried doing that mission and a i almost did it,but i bumped in a wall when i tried to place the last bomb and the heli got destroyed..
>>318143653
/thread
How has no one mentioned fucking Shipping stuff around the port in V yet? Filler tier quest, most of the heist set up missions were a spiel actually.
>>318140273
Just download a save with that mission completed,but you would have to commit sepukku later to restore your honnor.
>>318140150
Any of Tonya's fucking tow truck missions from GTAV. I was waiting for them to get exciting, but you just pick up a car and return it 5 times. One time, its on a train track. Woo.
The mission in 4 where you go to a guy's house and he's not home, then have to chase him to his location. The car controls in 4 are bad, but no mission highlights them better than this one since the guy you're chasing does not give a fuck and expects you to keep up with his ass.
>>318145548
I did it on my first try with minutes to spare. I don't see why everyone has a problem with it.
>>318147537
I liked the heist set-up missions, because you knew you were building up to something great. The heists were so fucking hype.
>>318142170
Even on a keyboard it's easy as shit. You're just bad at video games.
>>318148004
They're great the first time you play them, okay the second, good the third when you realize there's alternative dialog for failing/restarting each mission, but after the fourth they all just drag on.
>>318140746
>what is control panel vsync (half)
>>318148070
I actually just beat GTAV for the first time the other week and am already itching to play it again. I may get that feeling if and when I do.
JIVE
DRIVE
ARHRJHJHRJHR
>>318148070
>stealing the trains with the heli
>if you land near the train near franklin, the blades tear him to pieces
>retry
>now its trevor instead of franklin
>hes not near the train this time
Every car chase missions.
San Andreas, its a Toreno mission that you get after returning to Los Santos. You climb aboard a military boat and steal an aircraft. The aircraft is so fucking hard to pilot because it ascends like a helicopter and accelerates like a plane. You have about 20 seconds getting used to the controls before you need to take out some other planes trying to shoot you down. I'm not 100% but I'm pretty sure if you fail, you need to get on the boat all over again.
Also any mission in SA or V where you have to fly low to the ground to avoid radars.
>>318148436
guess thats why they call it vtol
protip: the vtol is only for takeoff. once you get up, you fly like a regular plane. its just so it can take off off heli pads
supply lines was only hard on the original first ps2 version
>>318140325
For me, it was rather comfy.
>>318144729
This was also very easy, in fact I just beat it again.
>>318148436
>Also any mission in SA or V where you have to fly low to the ground to avoid radars.
Ahh that's one of my favourite missions, that soundtrack.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z6l0ZJXB4Go
>>318148374
They're only bad because they're so scripted that even if you catch up or crash into them you can't stop them.
>>318148686
the soundtrack is V was so good, I barely had to use the radio. I was just a shitter who kept crashing into the mountain.
>>318144484
>AC: Syndicate
>Kill this target in an arbitrary way
>>318140150
The last mission where it throws you into a helicopter for the first time in GTA IV PC version
Every ryder mission in San Andreas
Every zero mission too
Gta IV every Lil Jacob mission because you couldnt even understand him with subtitles on and every mission where you need to rescue Roman dat fat fuck
>>318140325
i have always liked rc missions across gta games.
just 100% san andreas again a few days ago as well
what do you people find so difficult about this? flying controls? running out of fuel?
>>318142637
He's talking about the speedrunning strats, in which you use one helicopter throughout most of the game. (You get it after the mission The Chase and dump it after Cop Land, before buying the Print Works).
