How did EA forget to pay TotalCancer and Dunkey?
Dunkey was never funny.
>>318119020
What do you think is funny, anon? I'm genuinely curious what you consider to be top comedy
>>318118962
Guess who just came from reddit?
>>318118962
>Paying a dead man.
They might as well donate to charity.
>>318118962
If Battlefront actually looked like the cover pictures. Goddamn should have bought Fallout 4 instead.
>People paid $59.99 for a no-content game
>People paid $49.99 for map packs
>>318120234
fallout 4 is even worse
at least battlefront works
>>318118962
>le all reviews are paid reviews
This game is really bipolar. The modes like Droid Run and Cargo are fucking stupid and boring, but Walker Assault is 10/10.
>get into an A-wing
>camp where the Tie fighters spawn from
>top of the leaderboards every time
>>318120241
>people paid money for an EA game
>>318119329
I don't really find anything funny.
>>318118962
why would EA pay Dunkey when all he did was shit on them and tell people not to buy the game?
>>318120827
Lol
>>318120827
This is just kind of sad
>>318120790
It's sad because this game could have been a 10/10 with a few changes like more walker maps, more interesting mechanics for modes, vehicles spawning on the map
>>318120827
That explains everything. Maybe you should go back to highschool and be that cool kid some more.
>>318120790
Nah, even Walker Assault is no good.
>heroes are items you pick up, assholes camp the spawns for them
>no classes
>hallway maps
>>318119020
I agree. I will never understand why people like that kind of humor.
>>318120984
>unironically watches dunkey aka pewdiepie v2
>calls others teenagers
>>318118962
its actually EA plan to kill DICE and dissolve them into corporate zombie, the pattern is to obvious. Watch few months later as EA 'reorganize' DICE structure
>>318120827
That makes me sad. I can't think of a life where things don't make me laugh.
>>318121206
thanks doc
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>>318121206
Thanks doc
>>318120827
How does it feel to be a pessimistic and humorless faggot?
>>318120827
how does it feel to be autism
>>318121206
Thanks, doc. Needed my daily dose.
>>318121218
WE WILL REORGANIZE INTO THE FIRST GAMING EMPIRE
So this is how gaming dies... with thunderous applause
>>318120940
I would've liked to see more blasters as well. There's basically 3 guns and 'better' versions of each one.
>buying a game where the season pass was not only announced months in advance but is fifty dollars
>>318121206
Thanks, doc.
>>318121070
>hallway maps
I think you mean hallway segments, which are literal hallways and not this-part-of-Endor-is-conveniently-shaped-like-a-hallway.
>classes
I guess you can make your own with the loadouts, but I'd love to be able to play as a Shocktrooper all the time instead of only when Sheev is spawned.
>>318121596
yeah
Although as a massive Star Wars fan and ex-SWG fanatic. I was thrilled to see that I recognized all of the blasters they had in the game
>EA
>DICE
>Star Wars
When faced with a game that had no less than THREE different synonyms for "lazy cash-in" on the cover, why would anyone on this planet expect anything other than what they got?
I mean, just how fucking retarded would a person have to be to see those three things in one place and NOT think it was going to be the most minimal-effort piece of shit that could still technically be sold as a product?
>>318121865
>NOT think it was going to be the most minimal-effort piece of shit that could still technically be sold as a product?
They put work into the visual and sound design.
>>318121926
Pulling already-existing samples from the well-worn audio archives and hitting ctrl+V doesn't count as work.
>>318121218
Why would EA dissolve its own personal dev tar pits; that doesn't make any sense. No first rate dev would even consider working with them with the massive trail of corpses they left behind.
>>318121070
I noticed people were camping heroes lately.
>>318121596
True that, although I feel like James Bond with the DL-44.
>>318120621
How is Fallout 4 worse?
Also this thing with EA, Reddit, and Kotatu is blowing up atm. Apparently Reddit mods are banning bad reviews of SWB.
>>318122089
Where's there's money there's a way.
>>318121596
I know the guns were WW2 models, but damn in this game it really sticks out. I always feel like I'm using a mg34 and lewis gun with no mag.
>>318122161
>How is Fallout 4 worse?
it's apples and oranges really, but fallout 4 is very sparse in content as well with the added bonus of being a glitchy piece of shit made by bethesda
>>318122215
Han's blaster was a Mauser c96 some faggot working for a prop company chopped up, with an MG131 muzzle break on the end.
That faggot George Lucas had the gall to destroy not one but TWO relics from WW2.
>>318121926
>>318122038
To be fair they really poured their hearts into recreating the original Star War pieces by replicating real props from the sets and settings. Someone who really loved Star Wars made the visuals.
>>318122376
WW2 relics are rusting in eastern eurolands as we speak, so who cares.
>>318122553
I'd rather they rust where they fell in the fields of Eastern Europe than be bastardized by some Jew in Hollywood.
