Would you play a game where goldeneye is a girl?
But why can't Zelda be a girl?????
Muh soggy knees
>>318110131
goldeneye is a satellite
it has no gender
>>318110525
why is the picture of Bond so much higher quality than the hamburger?
>>318110670
That is incredibly sexist. The proper term is gender neutral.
>>318110525
Last night I, James Bond, burgered your sister?
>>318110131
I duuno.
Would she be cute?
>>318110131
Yep
No, the same way I wouldn't watch/play a Bond movie/game if he was anything but British and white.
The only excuse I ever hear is
>ITS 2015! BOND SHOULD BE COLOR FOR ONCE!
And it's childish. Ian Flemming would be rolling in his grave if they ever allow that bs to happen.
OURUMOV
>>318110131
You knew this would be a shit thread.
You knew it.
I knew it.
Everyone else in this thread knew it.
Fuck off, OP
>>318110903
The next bond will be black
The SJWs have won, mark my words
One of the earliest instances of me always picking girls in video games was that if 8 year old me didn't get Oddjob in Goldeneye then I always picked Natalya. So yeah, I'd go for it.
Female scientist
>>318110131
yes give us goldeneye on xbla and call it perfect dark 2
>>318110898
I miss multiplayer back in the day of my older brother shooting me through maps with that bullshit alien rifle
>>318110525
What is this actually supposed to mean?
>>318111610
Or the next Bond girl is actually a dude.
what if joan of arc was john of arc?
>>318110839
>>318110131
So... Perfect Dark?
>>318110670
Actually there was a PS2 Goldeneye game where Goldeneye was an ex-MI6 agent with a golden eye prosthetic. He was also the MC, and the game had a gimmick of you using your computer eye to hack shit.
It was actually pretty cool.
>>318110898
>>318112416
Lol so bad ass corporate merc =/= charismatic MI6 agent.
>>318112203
Pierced In and Out
>>318110670
>CIS satellites will become a thing in our lifetime
>>318110525
I Remington Steele'd hamburgered your sister?
His name would be Joanna Dark
>>318110525
>Last night I Hamed Bond, James Bond.
>Last night I James your burger
>>318111929
i got u familia
>>318112416
>>318110898
>Perfect Dark
>not NOLF
>>318110903
Flemming got assmad about a Scot playing Bond, until he saw the movies then he retconned his books to make Bond quarter Scottish.
>>318110131
It's a FPS. Goldeneye could be a mean burrito and it wouldn't make a spot of difference.
>>318110131
Goldeneye is still one of my favorite Bond films
>>318112203secretly pounded
>>318115097
>>318112669
>Female Goldeneye
Literally Perfect Dark. Didn't specify Bond, just Goldeneye
>>318110525
Last night I pierced your sister's buns
>>318115097
I don't think you understand. Perfect Dark IS Goldeneye. It's the same engine.
>>318110525
Last night I bonded and pound your sister
>>318110525
Jamesandwiched
>>318111610
Wasn't there talk of this? I think it's fucking stupid if only because James Bond being English and whiter than sour cream is kind of the fucking point
>>318110525
6th bond
9th item on the menu
