how will you get past the knight and get the treasure?
>>318074836
Teleport behind him and unsheathe katana
>>318075170
>him
>>318074836
Unleash 1 million lions
>>318075296
lmao, here we go.
>>318074836
I know where this is going.
>>318075759
What kind of lions? Standard lions? Fire lions? Ice lions?
>>318075296
So it begins...
Getting pas the knight is for chumps, I just use apportation to slowly drag the chest to myself. If the knight goes for me, then I have the defensive advantage.
Divide by zero.
>>318074836
make their legs not okay
>>318075862
African Lions, all fully grown and very very angry
Post epicly at him (>le him???) until an attentionwhore drawfag injects his horrible futa fetish into the image
Ask him to stand behind me
Just with a question
>>318074836
take off clothes
bone knight
take treasure while he sleeps
>>318076265
The weapon is clearly a magical staff therefore he/she is levitating.
>>318075296
To be fair, those are pretty wide hips.
>>318074836
Its a fedora on his head btw
>>318076265
Fire emblem awakening universe clearly
>>318074836
Circle around a backstab.
Alternatively, try to parry and front stab while he is stunned.
By posting video games on /v/
>>318074836
>>318074836
waiting for ms paint girls
>>318079020
How do you learn strayan magics and incantations?
>>318079204
here we go
>>318079204
Oh boy, that's why I love those ms paint threads.
>>318079204
>tfw I will never have talent like this
>>318079204
Continue
>>318079423
>>318079479
>>318079539
Wanting requests.
Do not be weird guise please .
>>318079654cuddling please :3
>>318079654
big hipped knight lady showing booty
>>318079204
that was fast
>>318074836
Go grind rats till im a higher level
YOU CAN'T FOOL ME FOR A SECOND OP!
By observing its coloration I can tell you that's no knight! It's a Magolen!
These golems use gold in order to conduct magnetic fields they use to both operate and attract mates! Their staff clearly shows its a female as it's the ankh staff and not a mace as the males have!
We can as well deduce this female Magolen is looking for a mate! The treasure she "guards" can be given up through beating her or by wooing her staff (which is akin to the heart, soul, and genetalia for them!) Doing so, she understands my motives and will relinquish her gold in attempt to "connect" our magnetic fields.
I have given her my sword which she will use to align herself to me for life or until she has her third batch of "offspring." Now excuse me, i have to go fuck a staff.
>>318079846
>>318079204
This is the most pathetic thing I've read all day.
This thread reminds of this gem.
>>318076265
Are you blind? He is clearly supporting himself with his magical stave. Take away his staff and he will fall down, thus allowing you to obtain the treasure.
>>318080215
post more
>>318080267
Here's the whole album: http://s-purple.tumblr.com/post/133718894721/today-on-a-random-oc-shitposting-theater
>>318079479
For me, it just ruins them.
They always devolve to the same stuff repeatedly.
>>318080215
>shwig is doing this shit instead of working on breeding season
>>318080375
And? I don't see a problem.
>>318080508
It just kills OC, honestly
Just becomes "hey guise thick hips lmao"
>>318080593
This is a bad thing because? Do you not like nice thick hips anon?
>>318080016
Damn, those hips
>>318081661
10/10
>>318079846
That's pretty hot
>>318081661
It just works!
>>318080973
>tfw i will never look at rhythm heaven the same way ever again because of minus8
>>318081985
He would simply walk towards the camera and conveniently out of the way
Swans etc.
>>318074836
(X) HATE TREASURE
>>318081985
having a wank tb.h lads
>>318081985
RORKE
>>318074836I was the treasure all along
>>318079654
OH WERE ARE YOU MIGHTY DRAWFAG?
>>318079720
There is
>>318080508
Haters gonna hate
>>318080242
That still looks extremely unstable. Its almost a straight line.
>>318084110
>the knight was you from the past in he future
>>318084292
Oh my sweet jesus, I love you so much, anon!
>>318084292
Where did the yellow boobpl8 come from? At least try to keep it true to its original nature.
2/10 see me after class.
>>318079204
>>318084292
MSPAnon, is there anything you can't turn lewd?
>Potentially fun MS paint thread
>THICK fags have to ruin it with porn
Frig off losers
>>318084292
draw thick knight sitting on
anons face
>>318084292
>ass high in the air
I know what you want anon,just censure itfor the next pic.
>>318084862
this shit has been pornbait for months now keep up
>>318085257
It's porn bait, but does it have to be THICK porn? What a shitty fetish.
>>318085257
I'm reclaiming MS paint threads for the greater good of /v/
>>318084862
Isn't that literally a crop from a thick image you fucking dingus?
>>318085551
but then they just get deleted
Am I the guy on the far right?
Is this just another "Black knight kidnaps princess, devolves into poorly drawn porn" thread?
I'm not complaining.
>>318085667
Judge for yourself:
http://chan.polfurs.org/x/res/239.html
Bribing of course.
>>318084862
Who's artist of the manga/comic? I want to see more of this.
>>318074836
>>318085667
Stop dancing around the details and make mspaint shit that would be suitable to be displayed in the workplace.
>>318086648
No you don't it's porn it's bad for your mental health
>>318086839
No, please, I want to know who's the artist!
>>318085910
Oh yeah, I was wrong, it's muscle. Which is better than thick imho
>>318086891
dude no you don't
>>318087138
Dude, please I do!
>>318074836
>>318084521
She is magic, duh
>>318084915
Yaaawn... Wh... Where are you annon?
>>318086589
it looks like youre taking the money
>>318087364
Giantfags are here, might as well kill the thread.
>>318087250
>HATE TREASURE
>>318087524
I'm just trying to be funny.
Fuck you, i leave.
>>318087181
Fine you broke me down... Here.
http://rule34.xxx/index.php?page=post&s=view&id=1878429
>>318087752
Thanks, but I already found it
https://e621.net/pool/show/279
>>318087734
No come back i want more women half the size of my dick
>>318087823
Well SHIT. guess i wasted my time finding the link for you
Someone make a
>no thick version
Of this thread
>>318088419
Explain yourself.
>>318088353:^) ______________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________
this was nice thread
>>318089475
H.. Hi mister.
I draw lewds for food.
>>318089708
then draw more
>>318089708
Draw the knight doing the nasty senpai
>>318089708
Draw more lewds of the knight lady please.
>>318075296
Oh thank god other people had the same thought.
>>318084862
Sometimes they produce great stuff
>>318090565
Because odds were you are the only horny underage kid on this board, right?
>>318093027
Wait, that doesn't make a lot of sense, so let's fix it
ez
more ms paint wominz pls
