What do you eat whilst playing vidya?
>whilst
>>318064632
Can you still find these in the UK?
I really, REALLY want to taste it.
>>318064632
All that needs is a cheese and biscuits layer and you're golden
>>318064858
What do you mean "still?" Those have never been real. And don't post the video of that one guy eating one, that doesn't prove shit.
>>318065059
>Those have never been real.
Seriously?
Aw man, my heart is broken.
I should invent it, then.
>>318065059
>And don't post the video of that one guy eating one, that doesn't prove shit.
>>318064632
>eggs and chocalate mixed together
>whilst
Triggered
>>318065419
>what is easter?
>>318064632
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iaICKru7DfQ
omurice
>>318065728
>>>>KETCHUP
>>318065059
>>318065135
it was real, but there wasn't really any demand for it so they discontinued production
chrisgodfrey.me/christmas-tinner/
>>318064746
SHUT UP NERD
>>318065786
Only the best tomato flavored high fructose corn syrup
>>318065241
See >>318065625, the can is clearly fake. The label doesn't even go around the full can.
>>318064632
>not eating healthy fruits
Fucking degenerates
>>318066206
wtf spoiler that gore
>>318064632
Dicks.
>>318066405
TRIGGER WARNING, TUMBLR AHEAD
>>318065619
imagine having a qt chashier check you out with this item
>>318066206
They're a pain in the ass to eat though
>>318065059
They were, I saw them in my local GAME.
>>318065241
>obviously fake label
>can is clearly already open when he pops the lid off
>is the one instance on the entire internet of anyone having eaten or bought one
>>318066737
>not going to self checkout
Anyway, what the fuck does it matter whether or not the cashier is cute?
>>318066535
Pomegranates are delicious.
>>318065106
You. Obese. FUCK!
oh boy I sure do love me some VIDEOGAMES
You can't even begin to comprehend how amazing this dish is when as the cold comes. You can get 500g of that for roughly 1,5€ in any grocery store.
>>318067423
disgusting
looks like some POO IN LOO food
>>318067239
I love this yam!
>>318067561
You don't know shit about food then.
>>318067561
you couldn't be more wrong about how it tastes.
Grow up dumb shit, pizza isn't the only food in the world. this is the food people ate that fought and died for their country. This is the food people ate when they were rebuilding the country.
This is the food they eat when they get back from the forest, tired, with a trailer full of firewood and a chainsaw with an empty tank and a dull blade.
This is the food of the people that work hard
I'm making Teriyaki Bowls today.
>>318064632
Is that those tacticool foods (I think they're named ratios) you tacticool turbo nerds eat? How do you remove the insides without mixing it?
>>318066535
When did
>being uncomfortable/offended
become not your own problem, but someone else's?
>>318067914
*people that work hard for Mohammed
`How are people meant to eat healthy? I don't have an hour in the morning to make breakfast and clean up, then another hour to make lunch and clean up, and like two hours to make a full dinner and clean up. And when you live alone like me, everything you buy is designed and portioned for families or at least a couple.
I know I'm going to get t2 diabetes from my carb-heavy diet, food is such fucking bullshit.
![ADIPYWC[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/4BGpGAk.jpg "ADIPYWC[1].jpg")
>>318065059
but this is
>>318067914
This is the food britkeks while eat while their wives enjoy something else.
>>318067113
>BEEP BEEP
>"Please wait for assistance!"
>>318065619
Fuck me is that depressing.
>>318065786
Ketchup goes on omurice, breh. It's shit food for shit people.
>>318068462
literally never happens to me because I'm not a retard at technology, and I don't try and buy things that need cashier approval
>>318068272
You can eat prepped vegetables and boiled eggs for a quick breakfast. There are a lot of things you can do, but you don't want to.
>>318068176
you would just eat it out of the can
>>318068437
>says the country that's 60% white
>>318066762
No, you dolt. Open it under water so the seeds don't go everywhere and you're absolutely fine.
>>318066737
>>318068462
Must suck thinking people legitimately care what you buy.
>>318068272
Make food in bulk you idiot.
Buy a bunch of chicken breasts, a can or two of beans, some veggies (canned or fresh, whatever your lazy ass wants). Cook it all one night for about half an hour or whatever. Bam. Like 5 meals right there.
I mean, it's so much cheaper than fast food and premade stuff.
I'm making Chicken bowls today. I need:
six chicken breasts - $8-$9
two packages of stir-fry veggies - $5
and rice - $0.10-0.20 per serving
It yields six meals. Each one, at most, costs $2.35 and is filling. The average meal at a fast food restuarant costs $5-$8.
>>318068462
>'Unexpected item in the bagging area.'
>>318068272
>breakfast
Non shitty cereal. Probably doesn't exist in the US. Can you get porridge without corn syrup there?
>lunch
Salad
>dinner
Fucking anything desu, chicken breast with some veggies and potatoes.
It doesn't take an hour to make a meal or clean up. In an hour you could make a pan of soup that will serve as lunch for the next four days.
>>318068272
It takes you an hour to make eggs? Or a bagel? Or any basic food?
and what fucking dinner do you cook that takes two hours? Are you retarded?
>>318068592
I've tried making fried eggs and omlettes before for breakfast. There are two problems:
1)By the time I eat the pan, make the eggs, eat them, then clean up, it's easily half an hour to 45 minutes. How can that compete with <5 to have a bowl of cereal?
2)I can only get eggs in boxes of 6, and living alone I am not going to eat 6 eggs a week, so it's a waste.
>>318068685
problem is, I don't like stir-fry or beans. Like, it's a chore, I don't want to eat that shit, it doesn't taste as good and takes longer. Plus reheated food tastes awful. Why hasn't food tech advancned? Nothing can compete with taking something out of the freezer, putting in oven for 20 minutes, eat, no effort, single plate to clean. Why can't healthy food compete with that.
>>318068645
>mudslimes
>white
>Irish
>white
>>318068272
>an hour to make breakfast
you're not just fat, you're retarded
>>318068272
>two hours to make a full dinner and clean up
Literally how.
>>318064632
>>318065619
>people actually buy and eat these
>all alone
>in the dark
>while crying
>>318067914
>Peasant food
No, thank you.
>>318068864
Not that anon, but you can just get oats here. The popular thing is instant oatmeal that's loaded with sugar.
Steel Cut oats aren't instant.
>>318068959
>>318068272
To add at >>318068685
Marinades are THE SHIT. Easy to make, deliciously tasty.
Eggs are also cheap as fuck, and making crepes, omelettes and the like works a charm.
>>318068864
>porridge without corn syrup there?
Not him but nope.The fucks porridge?
>>318068934
If it takes you 45 minutes to make some eggs, you are a genuine, actual, literal retard. I am not exaggerating, this is not hyperbole, you are retarded.
>>318068272
>>318068934
good god you're a fucking retard
>>318067423
Is that blood sausage?
If so,I like your taste
>>318068645
60% of 300 million Takbir
>>318069052
>The term is often used specifically for oat porridge (called oatmeal in the U.S. and parts of Canada),
Why did you have to be special snowflakes and start changing word meanings and spellings around desu
>>318068934
stop eating the pan then, fatass
>>318068934
>By the time I eat the pan, make the eggs, eat them, then clean up, it's easily half an hour to 45 minutes
It takes less than five minutes to make an egg, even less to eat it. A few seconds to wash your plate and hands. I'm surprised pouring cereal doesn't take you an hour.
Do you have Tyrannosaurus arms?
>>318069129
Because it was used to differentiate between patrioits and loyalists during the Revolution
>>318069090
Black pudding is GOAT
>urgh it's blood! disgusting!
>>318065619
I'd laugh but I know in 3 years I'm going to be buying one of these.
>>318068934
>By the time I eat the pan, make the eggs, eat them, then clean up, it's easily half an hour to 45 minutes
How the fuck can one anon be so incompetent at cooking? I mean, it's fucking eggs for christsake. What are you doing? Jacking off? Even on the slowest burners eggs have never taken me more than 15 minutes at the very most.
>How can that compete with <5 to have a bowl of cereal?
Then make hard-boiled eggs in bulk! You don't even have to reheat them! That way it's even faster than cereal.
>problem is, I don't like stir-fry or beans.
Oh, you're one of THOSE faggots. Picky and whiny.
>Plus reheated food tastes awful.
Some does, most still tastes fine. You're being picky.
>Nothing can compete with taking something out of the freezer, putting in oven for 20 minutes, eat, no effort, single plate to clean.
THAT'S LITERALLY THE SAME THING AS REHEATING IT HOLY SHIT
There's no hope for you. You're not going to make it.
>>318069029
>Only 85% white
Suffering
>>318069084
45 mins might be exaggeratting, but yes, 30 minutes to make an omlette is what I found, including prep and cleaning up(pouring oil into container, washing pan, washing plate, washing whisk, whisking bowl, washing spatula, washing fork. And that's just a basic omelette, egg and cheese(plus I don't eat cheese for anything else, and it's impossible to buy a small amount so I end up having to throw it away), not even a normal recipe you see in these fucking food websites.
>>318069307
If you took out London and Birmingham it'd probably be 93% I reckon.
>>318068934
>I am not going to eat 6 eggs a week
why? why can't you eat more and why can you only by 6?
>I've tried making fried eggs and omlettes before for breakfast
>30 to 45 minutes
Did I say fry your eggs? Boil them the night before, crack two open for breakfast with whatever you drink in the morning, maybe add a handful of baby carrots and you're good for a while.
>>318068934
>>318069332
I found the problem.
You can't cook for shit.
>>318069332
AN OMLETTE WITH CHEESE IS NOT EGGS.
NOR DOES IT 30 MINUTES.
JESUS FUCKING CHRIST YOU ARE DENSE
THAT'S NOT EVEN GOOD FOR YOU AT THAT POINT THAT'S NOT FUCKING HEALTHY
>>318069306
>THAT'S LITERALLY THE SAME THING AS REHEATING IT HOLY SHIT
except the hours I spent at the weekend to make it in the first place? I hate you people, you are dishonest about how long it takes. Make healthy eating competitive with simple processed food that requires like zero prep and effort. I don't want to cook, I want to eat.
>>318064632
I heard from several independent sources that this tinned abomination was actually pretty good.
>>318069090
It is indeed fahm, among other delights.
There are slight variations of this dish through most of western europe and even USA.
Idk why the wiki call the blood sausage "black pudding". Sounds disgusting despite being the same thing.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fabada_asturiana
>>318068864
>Probably doesn't exist in the US
Of course it does. There's an entire market for "healthy" cereals and you can simply by bran flakes if you want.
>Can you get porridge without corn syrup there?
Like, corn meal? Yeah of course you can buy it here.
Britbongs are in maximum damage control!
>>318069332
the fuck? an omelette should go onto the pan hot and you flip it fast and it's done in like 3-5 minutes of cooking
where are you getting 30 minutes? you can beat an egg with a fork and have the fork clean in 2 minutes total, as well as the bowl clean in 30 seconds
like seriously what the fuck are you doing in that kitchen for so long?
>>318069454
>AN OMLETTE WITH CHEESE IS NOT EGGS
Yes it is, dingus.
right now I am eating these bad boys since they were on sale 5 for 3$
Nothing usually, just drink beer.
But when I do eat whilst playing, pistachios.
>>318069454
>AN OMLETTE WITH CHEESE IS NOT EGGS.
how so? honestly, I searched for egg recipes, its one of the first. Egg is the biggest ingredient by mass.
>>318069357
>why? why can't you eat more
because I can't dedicate the time to making them every day in the week
>why can you only by 6?
because that's the smallest carton the supermarket sells.
>>318069431
yeah, I know.
>>318069332
Sound like you're just making excuses for why you are a landwhale.
>>318069619
When we refer to making eggs, I generally assume just the eggs, sunny side up, over hard, etc.
>>318069332
>oil into container
>whisk
>needing anything besides a pan
All you "need" if you're going to make an omelet is a fork and a pan
>adds cheese to omelets
>e-eating healthy is s0so hard
>throwing cheese away
do you have refrigeration? be honest.
Do not permit subhuman bongs to change the topic.
>>318069504
>corn meal
Literally what
>>318069258
I used to think that as a kid but it's easily one of my favorite foods now.
It might be unhealthy as hell for you but every once in a while I like to chop one up into pieces and fry the shit out of it until it becomes nice and crunchy
>>318069489
>>318069258
My bad and my ignorance then, never heard of black pudding in reference to that meal before. No offense intended, i'm actually surprised that you guys also have this stuff elsewhere.
>>318069332
An omelet shouldn't take you 30 minutes to make.
It shouldn't take you more than a few minutes to wash your utensils. Are you one of those fat fucks riding around in an electric shopping cart? Is that why it takes you so long to move around the kitchen?
>>318069743
Black Pudding is British and the Americans don't have their own version so English wikipedia will call it Black Pudding.
>>318069461
> I hate you people, you are dishonest about how long it takes.
The only meals that take me a long time are my chinese recipes from scratch, which involve me marinading chicken after cutting it up into small pieces, getting the sauce ready, heating deepfry oil, chopping veggies, making rice, coating the chicken in flour, deep-frying it, sauteing peppers, and finally serving it.
That takes me about an hour and 45 minutes on average, it's also the meal I make the least.
For comparison's sake, I made spaghetti with ground turkey last night. Total prep time was half-an-hour for 4 meals.
You are lying to yourself.
>>318068272
You get diabetes from consuming fat
http://nutritionfacts.org/video/plant-based-diets-for-diabetes/
http://nutritionfacts.org/video/what-causes-insulin-resistance/
http://nutritionfacts.org/video/if-fructose-is-bad-what-about-fruit/
If you want to eat healthy in the morning blend a vegetable/fruit shake in the morning and sip it slowly.
>>318069694
>>oil into container
can't pour it down the drain, it will block them
>>whisk
how else to beat eggs?
>do you have refrigeration? be honest.
of course. But once you open a packe of cheese I only have like 5 days max to eat it, and I don't eat that much. But it is only sold in like 600g bags.
>>318069534
Why was Michael Palin such a sexy young man?
>>318064632
I'm gonna say up front I've had this and a few things very similar. It's actually really good. Not as amazing as a home cooked meal but compared to ramen or tuna it's great
>>318069461
>I'm lazy
>invent stuff for me so I can still be lazy
wew lad
>>318064632
Sunflower seeds on occasion. Usually when playing 4x or an ARPG like grimdawn.
>>318069461
They are foodNEETs from CK
They have all the time in the world because their time is worthless
Do not take advice from 4chan
Remember : subhuman NEETs think time is free.
>>318069650
Just cook two eggs. Get some siracha or something if you don't like the general taste.
>>318069634
>paying 3$ for some tomatoes
>eating tomatoes at all
Post your favorite gamer meals. Pic related is mine and it's easy and cheap to make
>>318069650
>dedicate the time to making them every day in the week
>Bring pot of water to a boil
>place 10 eggs inside
>take them out after a while (not in the morning, the night before)
>two eggs for breakfast per day for the work week
>mince it with some tuna and relish if you like
>smallest carton
Why buy the smallest carton? Your eggs aren't in danger of spoilage.
>>318066737
>not buying two and offering her the other
>not being autistic
Your loss.
>>318069849
>I'm a NEET whose time is worthless
top ayy
>>318069884
Holy shit dude, are you serious?
You can't take an hour or two out of your week just to cook for yourself?
>>318069849
well yes. We don't spend hours every day washing our clothes(or having wifes/servants spend literally their whole day) anymore. We don't spend hours cleaning our houses. We don't walk miles every day to get places, etc.. Food tech hasn't caught up, it still takes way too much effort and time.
>>318069634
Ah, the famous cuc.kies/kakis/kekies.
>>318069461
Can we just agree you're a at fuck who can't cook and that the time isn't the problem?
Because I'm on bong welfare and have had to use foodbanks in the past and you know what the staple of my diet is? Eggs. I have them scrambled, I have them boiled, I buy them pickled. I bulk buy frozen veg and chicken and het a 10kg rice bag every now and again.
Being on bong welfare is exactly the same as having a full time job, you hust don't get paid as much, so don't talk to me about time mother fucker.
You're just lazy.
>>318069827
Fuck off and be fat if you're going to be such a pain in the arse.
Buy a bag of salad, put it on a plate, there's your fucking lunch.
Does it take 30 minutes for you to waddle to the fridge?
find a flaw I dare you
>>318069827
>600g
Yuro spotted
Get individually packaged cheese dumbass
>>318069974
>Your eggs aren't in danger of spoilage.
depends where you live. In the US eggs are safe for like a month after the sell-by date, in Europe I think it's different.
>>318070058
They go by too fast
>>318069029
LONDON
O
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D
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>>318069891
what's siracha?
>>318069974
I'm not american, so they are not the white eggs you put in the fridge. They have a best before of like a week from when you buy them, it seems.
>>318069962
is that ketchup?
>>318069504
>bran flakes
You may want to check out the ingredients on those fuckers. They're high and fibre, sure, but they aren't healthy.
>>318069962
Is that cat-sup on bananos? With leche? Are you trying to give yourself cancer?
>>318070131
It's a kind of hot sauce
>>318064746
why do people hate that?
>>318070131
>hurr durr I can't fucking google
are you so fat that you can't just do a search?
>>318069815
>consuming fat gives you diabetes
Low t veganscientists have arrived
>>318069714
>>318069827
A fork is all you need.
>but once you open a packe of cheese I only have like 5 days max to eat it
that isn't true. why do you think this. what cheese are you buying?
>can't pour it down the drain, it will block them
I think you're using way too much oil if you're concerned about this for an omelet.
>>318064632
Depends on how I'm feeling at that moment.
It could be chips, trail mix, sunflower seeds, candy, etc
>>318068934
motherfucker are you trying to tell me that you can't eat 6 eggs in a week? you should be eating at least two eggs for your breakfast, so thats 3 days and they're gone. And if you're one of those faggots who only eats egg whites then you should be able to eat 3.
or you could use those eggs to put into other things, like I dunno, almost any fucking baking item out their? try baking some cookies for the week or make pancakes or something.
These things are fucking amazing
>>318065106
What are you a rabbit?
>>318070093
Our eggs are brown, have orange yolks and are not refrigerated or washed,
>>318069489
>Americans actually enjoying some of the most traditional Spanish dishes
I like you guys
>>318069962
>ketchup on steak
>and fruit
You are the fucking scum of the earth
>>318069962
Holy fuck
I have food poisoning and this just made me actually vomit
Fuck you anon
What is the correct way to cook eggs?
>>318070034
>I'm a NEET and I have time to cook why doesn't everyone else
XD
>>318065728
What has happened to your plate, anon?
>>318064632
I'm eating key lime pie and playing some ffxiv right now :3c
once I realized a restaurant right near me serves some pretty mean vietnamese food
>>318070323
>'hard-shelled tacos'
Literally the most ridiculous thing the yanks have created.
>>318070035
>Buy a bag of salad, put it on a plate, there's your fucking lunch.
See, I do that, last night I made a 'salad' It was two boneless skinless chicken fillets, apply salt and pepper, n oven for 35(!) minutes, then cut up and mix with salad and dressing. Tastes nowhere near as good as the chips I'm having right now. I've tried frying the chicken in a pan with garlic in the past, but it tastes the same, so why put the effort in
![802811ae16[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/YdoWiRR.jpg "802811ae16[1].jpg")
>>318069804
It's too good and archaic for americans to figure it out. They stick to their grills (wich i don't think is bad per se) and their sauces, and hardly develop anything authentic, for what i saw the times i go to the USA. It's more like they import whatever dish they like or they foresee that would sell well, and americanise it. Again, their food is delicious, but just that,
tastebud drug, not actual cuisine.
>>318070007
It requires legitimately zero effort. If you think that cooking a simple breakfast is effort then, I really don't know what else to say to you as you're a lost cause at that point. Don't blame others for your own incompetence, I've been making my own breakfasts since I was a child it is the simplest shit on the planet.
>>318065106
Ants on a log, anyone?
Mine is one of these bad boys. I get double steak, double fajita veggies, double brown rice, one serving of black beans, one serving of pinto beans, all the sauces, extra corn salsa, extra sour cream, extra cheese, extra guacamole and lettuce. I also have it doublewrapped. It comes out to be 2.5 pounds usually.
>>318070346
Over medium or scrambled with butter.
>>318070397
You don't need to eat salad with meat you fat fuck
Jesus Christ you fucking people
>>318069827
Holy shit, you're actually retarded. Stay fat and don't complain. When you stroke out and die the world will receive a net gain.
>>318069029
>85% white
>most popular name for boys is Muhammed
C U C K O L D E D
>>318064841
The one true drink.
>>318070198
It's pretty good tho
Another go to meal is corn with ranch. When I don't have time to make anything
>>318070235
I;m not american, so I think our cheese is less processed. Absolutely, if I open a bad of grated cheddar, stuff starts growing in it within a week.
>>318070093
>>318070131
Well, I can't help you with your eggs then preservation, but everything else i said is fine. I know nothing about what you put up with food expiration wise.
>>318070439
>he does menial tasks like cooking for 1-2 hours a day
Thank god I'm not that subhuman
>>318065602
not as food you fuck.
>>318065728
Just say Omelet you fucking weeb
>>318070397
Mate I don't care you don't want help, fuck off.
>>318070346
Any way is good as long as the yolk is still runny
>>318064632
what happened to the UK
With milk. And also some chicken, came back from workout.
Playing FNV and reading me some /v/
>>318070307
thing is, I don't like eggs that much. I'll tolerate them, but they have a weird texture and just aren't great. I wasn't raised on them, like I'm 25 and I on;y had my first egg a month ago.
>>318070351
Are you retarded?
>>318070467
>double rice
>asking for extra rice on a burrito that's already at least 50% rice
Why are people who go to Chipotle always such retards?
And what miserable shitstain of a nowhere, podunk town does one have to live in for Chipotle to be the best place to get a fucking burrito?
>>318070467
faggot hipster detected
>>318070505
>Not having jolly ranchers mixed with pork and onions
you're missing out bruh
>>318070467
How much does that cost because just reading off that ingredients list made my dick hard
>>318070586
Meant this
>>318065419
what is chocolate mousse.
>>318070346
>bacon grease in the pan on medium heat
>scramble eggs with a pinch of salt and a splash of milk
>pour into frying pan
>serve slightly wet
>>318070602
>I'm on neetbux but not a NEET
Xdd
>>318070161
>but they aren't healthy
They're sweet so I always had it in the back of my mind they couldn't be too good for you, but healthy cereals certainly do exist in the US.
Probably the organic shit that tastes like air and crunch.
>>318070528
You keep trying to convince yourself it takes hours of preparation to do this when dozens of people in this thread have to you you're wrong.
How much more delusional can you get I wonder?
>>318070498
http://www.mirror.co.uk/news/ampp3d/muhammad-isnt-uks-most-popular-4726470
>>318070467
All of these people falling for this stale pasta.
>>318070586
Anon, i will ask what faction you support. It will decide if i call you a good man or insult you for being a god damn retard. Be wise.
>>318069672
>only the eggs I cook are eggs, those eggs are not eggs!!!
that's the dumbest logic I've ever seen
>>318070058
Bread makes you fat
>>318070560
What the fuck is that in the tin?
>>318070612
>he's this assblasted because he's a friendless NEET who has nobody to go to chipotle with and would probably freak out in a panic attack due to the assembly line he has to order at
Ayyy triggered hard kid
>>318069917
I hope that you are not seriously this dumb.
>>318069672
>sunny side up
Yes, one order of food poisoning please
>>318070670
Jobseekers allowance isn't NEETbux, you have to work for your welfare in Britain. Any britbong could confirm this.
![[gulping intensifies].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/hN2nPSn.jpg "[gulping intensifies].jpg")
TACO PIE
>>318065419
Chocolate is made with eggs, you retard
>>318070203
It's archaic, like "amidst."
It's still relatively common in Britain, but only enormous fedora-tipping faggots use it over "while" in America.
>>318070757
Why would bread make you fat?
>>318070731
The term "eggs" can refer to the meal of "eggs" which would be just eggs, nothing more.
>>318066737
It wouldn't matter. Unless it's literally her first day she's already seen dozens, if not hundreds, of people buying even sadder shit. And if it's her first day she's just trying to not fuck up.
>>318069454
>omelet with cheese isn't healthy
How do you figure?
>>318070396
What??
>>318070757
*if you eat too much.
>>318070232
Yes, animal fat gives you insulin resistance. Would you like to prove to me otherwise?
>>318070853
You don't need to refrigerate eggs m8
>>318070895
Cheese isn't particularly good for you desu
>>318070712
Fucking legion of course
I usually just make some tacos with popcorn and ketchup, they're pretty good and healthy too
>>318070757
you seem to be on the wrong board the bread hate board is that way
>>>/fit/
So, let's sum up what we've learned about fatass anon.
>>318068272
In this post, we learned he can't see why people cook for themselves, as it's too much effort. Several people respond with examples or advice.
>>318068934
In this post, he reveals he's picky by mentioning he doesn't like beans or stir-fry, and telling other people they are wrong. He also reveals he's arguably the slowest cooker in the world for a 40-minute omlette.
Also reveals he doesn't cook much.
>>318069332
He also adds cheese to "healthy" meals.
>>318069650
Goes on to say "making 6 eggs a week is too hard".
>>318069461
Claims basic cooking for things like chicken, eggs, and other simple meals takes "hours". Clearly has never cooked anything besides their 40-minute omlette.
Also claims other anons are lying about cook time, despite literally everyone supporting the same facts.
This anon is a perfect example of someone lying to themselves about health. They are convinced their schedule is the best and that anyone else is wrong. Clearly not raised by parents who taught them anything except what time they put the pizza in the oven. Also doesn't understand how a kitchen works. Morbidly slow and lazy and will do anything to try and convince others that they don't know what's best for him.
He's going to die young.
>>318070498
America is literally 63 percent white
top kek m8
>>318070930
Falls apart in your fucking hand. The proper soft ones are good though.
>>318070930
Traditional mexican tacos aren't made with hard shells, they are made with soft shells.
Hard shell were an american thing, if I recall correctly some suppliers shipment went stale and he said "fuck it sell them anyways".
>>318070508
>Absolutely, if I open a bad of grated cheddar, stuff starts growing in it within a week.
I don't know what to say. Filled with preservatives or not, I can manage to eat healthy and avoid spoilage.
>>318070560
>Albacore
Look at Mr. Moneybags over here.
>>318070852
I need to make one of those some day
>>318069962
>mfw
>>318071009
No, that's not healthy. Nothing in this photo is healthy. Jesus fuck.
>>318068272
>breakfast
>put some oatmeal in a cup
>put some water in the cup
>microwave for 1.5 mins
>eat
there, nice and health breakfast
>>318064632
Salted peanuts and tea/water/coffee/coconut water.
DO YOU GUYS LIKE AVOCADO
>>318070895
Cheese is terrible for you. Do you not know what cheese is?
It's delicious, yes, but it's just fat. It's literally a by-product of milk fat. It has very little nutritional value.
>>318070965
>You don't need to refrigerate eggs m8
in the US you do. Eggs are washed so they must be kept under 40 degrees. Europe don't wash their eggs so they can stay out at room temp.
>>318065419
You're supposed to divide the layers of the Christmas Tinner.
>>318071028
I am him, and I totally agree. And you're right about my parents, and I am going to die young. I'm not happy about it, but I don't think it's possible to change. You can't do anything about how you were raised.
>>318071007
Complete and utter dogshit bum fiddler lala homoman.
Go fuck yourself with your the food you probably stole from a civilised person you FUCKING HUMAN THRASH
>>318069029
>2011
mhmm
>>318071151
>water
>not milk
Also just use a kettle if you're using water desu
>>318070662
shiggydiggy
>>318064632
>>318070093
its not like european chickens are producing eggs any differently then north america. I assume like north america, europe can choose what eggs they get. Small, medium, large, free run, free range.
>>318069029
I live in LONDON and it's more like 30% white British. ITZ coming, lads.
>>318070560
Hope you're not eating that every day, too much tuna ain't good for you. It's got lots of mercury and other contaminants.
Salmon is objectively the better fish.
>>318071151
I don't have a microwave in my flat
>>318070965
american eggs have to be refrigerated because we don't require farmers to vaccinate chickens whilst europe does
>>318071203
>I'm not happy about it, but I don't think it's possible to change.
Then die you fucking loser.
Don't listen to the people around you.
Don't attempt to better yourself.
Don't learn new things.
Don't try.
It's clearly not worth your limited time.
>>318071128
What is unhealthy about it?
Stuff like this is usually my dinner when I am marathoning a game, is it unhealthy too?
>>318071243
Probably 10% white and 90% Asian now desu
>>318069029
AND AMERICA IS 63 PERCENT WHITE
TOP C.U.CK
>2015
>eating grains or dairy
>>318071187
HOW DOES THIS HAPPEN?
no really, how retarted do you have to be?
>>318071187
Jesus how do you do that, did he try and stab the seed or something? What an idiot.
And yeah Avos are pretty tasty.
>>318071194
>>318066535
>tage your gore/pomegranates asswipe
>>318071301
You pump hormones into your cows so don't try and act like you're fucking healthy lel.
>>318070861
>chocolate is made with eggs
I dont have a reaction image for your comment, but i want you to know that i think you just Said a very fucking stupid thing
>>318066206
Except fruits aren't healthy, they contain way too much sugar. Fruit drinks for example? COFFEE is healthier for you.
>>318071328
I just want to get through life without having to put so much effort into just fucking staying alive. It's ridiculous how much effort it takes to feed yourself versus how much to do other chores.
my wife made this yesterday
love her so much
>>318071238
You are just mad because I crucified your cunt ass wife at nipton
>>318071194
Depends on the cheese, but it's fine in moderation. It has a lot of vitamins in it, etc, but it is fattening.
Just don't buy processed American cheese and buy cheddar instead.
>>318071279
>its not like european chickens are producing eggs any differently then north america.
Actually that's exactly what's happening. In Europe they don't wash the eggs, so the eggs have a natural defense and shield against the harshness of room temperature.
US eggs are washed, and don't have that same shield. They must be refrigerated to prevent bacterial growth.
>>318069962
I'm not even mad. Just a weird sort of... upset.
>>318071332
It's all processed shit apart from the pickled gherkins.
>>318071128
That's picture is a joke that makes it's rounds on /ck/ and /fit/.
Beware /v/tards, you're being exposed to /tg/'s and /ck/'s stock of food related memes.
wala
>>318071274
>kettle
The eurofag is complaining about time to cook, so the microwave is for him.
>>318071470
Oh go now i'm remembering that cosmic brownie milkshake cap.
>>318071332
>cheetos
>white bread instead of whole wheat
>just peppers
Needs more vegetables and better sides than fucking cheetos. Maybe a better selection for the meat than fucking ham, and a better cheese than that fucking yellow shit.
You can never go wrong with onions, spinach and tomatoes. Black pepper and mustard are fine too.
>>318071462
You literally just had an entire thread tell you you're wrong and that you are doing something wrong when it comes to cooking, but you're still convinced that you're perfectly fine in your methods.
Denial much?
