Splatoon thread.
is there anything you degenerates will not masturbate to
>>318064291
That's a nice ass.
>>318064640
There's people that jack off to tiles, a drawing of a video game character is small time.
>>318064640
As I recall someone was caught fapping on a PS4.
Dead game general?
Just bought it for $25. Did I make a mistake?
It's a Big Fucking Washer!
>>318065989
IMO it's the best game I've played on the Wii U. Saved my interest in the platform.
>>318065989
I felt my purchase was warranted day one.
I bought it at launch.
>>318064640
>implying
>no splatfest for thanksgiving week end
>>318067969
>tfw I got Splatoon today for $20
>no Black Friday vs Cyber Monday spletfest
>>318067739
>Poju
you stop that right now
IM SPLATTING WITH SOME FAGGOTS RIGHT NOW WHO WANTS TO MAKE A /v/ PARTY?
>>318064291
>tfw no eshop deal
>>318068168
>not liking Poju
What are you, some kind of faggot?
>>318064640
>refuses to use the original gif since its a man doing it
I wish you toxic tumblrcunts would leave already
I just bought this game along with smm wii u pack.
Am i fucked or did i do good?
>>318068724
Best shooter of the year
>>318068724
Pretty good, learn how to gyro for best results.
Why is there so little squid shota?
Well, anways, what are your:
>Current level
>Current rank
>Favorite weapon
>Favorite map
>Favorite gear
>callie or marie?
>squid shota or loli?
>>318069642
Because shota is fucking shit.
>>318067739
That's a boy if you didnt notice anon. Poju mainly draws little boys....still hot tho
>>318069642
>have to fap to fucking tumblr art and shitty fan fiction cause virtually no one draws squid shota
Yes, I'm mad.
>>318069903
That is what enemas are for.
>>318070309
Yeah, I hate it too.
I've actually been learning how to draw just so I can draw shota that's not drawn that often.
...Boy, I really have no life.
>>318069642
>>318070309
>>318070201
>>318068639
why are there so many faggots on /v/?
i've always wondered this.
not just normal faggots either. but pedo faggots.
the absolute worst.
>>318070748
it's the same reason why there are so many american conservatives on 4chan.
it attracts ideas that aren't popular and makes them seem okay
>>318070748
Probably because vidya has the best shotas.
>>318064640
>>318070943
This image contains levels of butthurt irony the creator could never have intended
>>318070748
Because liking women is mainstream
>>318071169
It's more about telling off faggots who pretend to not be SJWs.
>>318070943
>"degenerates"
>SJW
>>318070943
that picture says so much more about you than it could possibly say about anybody else.
>>318070943
>typical black and white mentality
how assmad does somebody have to be to actually draw this and not see irony?
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>>318071535
>still 31 unique IDs
>>318071651
why would I enter a thread JUST to say that?
>>318064640
Welcome to /v/ newpal.
>>318072019
You're obviously asshurt I replied to you with that image. Also your way talking is obvious. All these are you >>318071535
>>318071408
>>318071307
>>318064640
You are also likely those too:
>>318070748
>>318070845
>>318071269
It doesn't do that at all, it just makes whoever posts it look like a butthurt little bitch, doubly so for whatever faggot was triggered enough to create it
>>318064291
I wonder if her farts are wet, haha
>>318072307
It did make the guy who can't write sentences into correct English asshurt a bit though.
>>318070653
Are you me?
I am also learning how to draw because I am tired of wanting to fap to shit that does not exist. It's high time I make it myself.
>>318072223
sent ;^)
>>318064640
If it's hot it's getting the D
>>318067468
Hahahaha, that's cute
So what do you use as skills, I mainly go for ink saving main, damage/defence up and bomb-sniffer.
Also Tenatekis my favourite but it may not be abest
>>318073194
I usually don't go for skills, I just prefer looks.
However, stuff like ink saver main is nice.
>>318070653
>>318072494
Good luck. It's freaking hard to fap to stuff you drew yourself. I know I can't.
>>318073194
As a splatling user, both mobility enhancers and as much ink saver as possible is paramount. And I love having bomb-sniffer for any weapon, those little exclamation point graphics are more useful than you would think.
>>318067468
Oh fuck, squids have learned how to harness Spiral Power.
>>318074176
I know, but I just want to do it for everyone else that wants to fap to obscure stuff.
>>318073194
Ink Saver main is the only thing I use. It's a shame I can't get it on clothes that actually look good.
>>318072594
Nice paint skills.
>tfw stopped playing Splatoon altogether since Ranked is too competitive and Turf War is boring now
>>318074782
pretty much. I like getting gear upgraded in turf war so I can use them in ranked, and then I remember how much I hate ranked.
Next game's priority should be bridging the gap between both modes.
>>318064640
Not really
>>318075068
>upgrading shit in turfwar
Why would you do this to yourself? Ranked gets me like 5-6x more points than turf ever will.
>>318076538
Because you dont want to rank down because you're using unupgraded shit in Ranked
>>318076789
Squad you nigger, also you shouldn't be affected that much by a lack of abilities.
where are you people buying this game for $20-25? I haven't found anything online even close to that cheap
God I fucking hate Tower Control. It's just a clusterfuck.
>>318064640
hey I don't care how old a drawing is if it has an ass that fat.
>>318064291
Dead online unfortunately. Boring game.
So when's the next splatfest
>>318077426
"Dead online"
C'mon, you couldn't even make it more then 10 words?
>>318077329
wal-mart, you might have to buy in store
post squidsI don't keep up with what abilities are good or whatever but is there anything here I should reroll and specifically try to get? Not changing clothes, style>stats always, but for the little bonuses I'm willing to try to get a better deal.
>>318077578
he's a lazy shitposter and crying "5 maps" doesn't work anymore.
not that it's worked since literally three days after launch, but still.
>>318064291
Is the Walmart offer still on?
Just a reminder this game made /v/ get BTFO
>>318064640
>he doesn't masturbate to tiles
>>318077578SALTY IS NOT A FUCKING FLAVOR IT IS A TASTE
>>318077341
Really? TC is my favourite, part of why it isn't Rainmaker is I hate actually having to use the damn thing, Splatzones a worst
>>318078824
TC is frustrating but at least it isn't splat zones yeah
rainmaker is the best mode when you have a team that at least tries to push instead of being pussy little retards.
>>318078934
Fuck
>We're losing
>I'm trying to bait and engage the other team about 10m-15m away from the enemy spawn, and 20m or so further than we need to get.
>Somebody on my team grabs the rainmaker
>They decide to go backwards with it
>>318079987
I didn't need to remember this shit anon
>>318064640
You underestimate my power.
>>318077942
Underrated post