>according to Pokemon Company they are actually naked, and the briefs are just markings
>>318041812
Wrong board, kiddo.
>>318041812
So barafags' fantasies have been ruined?
>>318043645
not really, that just means they need to recolor the dicks
or something better, slit/cloaca since they are reptilian
>>318041812
I don't see why since the belts are legit anyway, the handbook said so.
>>318043761
But they can't show them stripping their trunks off all sexy like.
This is canon
there are pokemon burlesque houses
>>318044265
Are they actually promoting bestiality? What the fuck Nintendo?
>>318044365
pokemon are sapient though
>>318041812
They are literally animals, did you really think they where wearing clothes?
Do you also think that Hitmonchan's boxing gloves and skirt aren't made of flesh and skin?
>>318044618
nigga they still wear a piece of item, in this case the belt
>>318044664
Who said that is a belt?
>>318044664
That's their navel.
>>318044761
all references to machoke and machamp always mention the power-save belt
the speedos though aren't
>Machamp in Pokken
>Suddently all this trivia abput Machamp
Please, gib Mega.
>>318044265
What does the text say?
>>318045024
Something about Pokemon prostitution.
>>318045251
A google translate tells me it is a place where all these girls go to stair at sexy Machamp muscles.
>>318045935
Well, almost.
>>318045024
Google translate says
>It 's Kairiki who are active in the heavy lifting, not the heavy lifting, Kairiki who work in places special it is has become a hot topic. Its name is "nautical miles key Cafe". So, cafe Kairiki it willing to service has become a hot topic in the young girl trainer.
>Once inside the shop, most of the audience is female. Girl addicted to Kairiki boasts the muscle beauty is increasing rapidly, the women are called "steroids women".
>In the shops, Then the request, Kairiki us us take a variety of poses. While watching the beautiful muscle of Kairiki, drink mix me and Psycho soda, this "nautical miles key Cafe". It has been deployed around the jewel beetle City of Can Tho provinces.
steroids women is now a term I will use
>>318046643
Now all we need is a similar cafe for men to watch Lopunny do meaninglessness lewd tasks like bending over to pick things up and constantly stretching.
What do you think the 'steroid woman' equivalent name would be, rabbit men?
better translation
>Muscle-loving "mach girls" are on the increase! We go undercover at the currently trending "Machamp Cafe"!
>Machamp do a lot of heavy labor, but the current hot trend are the Machamp that don't do heavy labor, but instead work at a special place. That place is called the "Machamp Cafe". That's right: A cafe where customers are waited upon by Machamp is the current hot trend among young female Trainers.
>As we enter the cafe, we note that most of the clients are women. There's been a rapid increase in girls obsessed with the muscular beauty the Machamp sport, these women are called "mach girls".
>At the cafe, the Machamp strike various poses upon request. Here, you can drink a Lemonade or a Soda Pop as you admire the Machamp's beautiful muscles. These cafes mainly operate in Celadon City, Kanto, but are branching out to elsewhere as well.
>>318047415
It's always bothered me, who runs these cities? The gym leader? If so Erika must be filthy rich
>>318047601
>erika solicits machamp cafe
she likes bara confirmed
>>318047376
Likely. There is a NEET in ORAS that gets busted by a debt collector, and it was implied that he bonded with his lopunny a lot. You get his lopunnyite, as the debt collector tells you to not be that guy.
>>318047601
Not all gym leaders run the cities, but plenty do.
>>318047415
>These cafes mainly operate in Celadon City, Kanto
I fucking knew all the furfags were genwunners from Kanto. Fucking exposed.
This shit better never arrive here at Hoenn.
>>318047601
She most likely got control of the casino after the rockets left too.
>>318047746
>but are branching out to elsewhere as well
it's probably accepted in Kalos since there are open pokephiles in that region
>>318044265
If these sluts want Machamp dick why don't they capture one themselves?
Girls are literally retards lmao.
>>318047946
by that logic people who looks up at strippers need to get married
it's about getting the stuff without responsibility!
>>318047946
>Machamp
>dick
No dicks, lore confirmed.
>>318048032
>implying they don't have slits
>>318047746
That is rich coming from the region with fucking Gardevoirs running around.
>>318048149
>fucking Gardevoirs
See, see? Freudian lapsus, yiff in hell, Kantofag.
at least Machamp is Human-shape in egg-group
I actually can't think of Machoke or Machamp with the speedo being part of their skin. They really look like are wearing one.
>>318048624
Does this mean Hitmonchan and Jynx aren't wearing clothing either?
Is the belt part of their skin too?
>>318048992
Nah, that's a belt to keep their true full power under control.
>>318048992
nah, when a dex outright says something is an object, it probably isn't part of their body, like Farfetch'd's leek
>>318047746
There's a NEET that fucks his lopunny in ORAS. Hoenn has also been tainted. And let us not forget that Sinnoh keeps volumes of pokemon fucking, and the degenerate capital, Kalos.
>>318048992
The belt is a power-limit thing that makes the pokemon's strength naturally reduce to 25% of its true strength.
>>318048031
>by that logic people who looks up at strippers need to get married
Makes sense to me.
Then again Strippers are cheaper so there's that I guess.
>>318048793
>Hitmonchan
Fuck man, that was my first thought when I saw this thread.
>people still doubt pokemon x human
How awkward.
>The Conkeldurr line is the rival of Machamp line and are jealous because the latter gets all the women
>>318050645
How do people not see that the conkeldurr line is the most desirable?
>>318044265
I want off this ride.
>>318044265
Basically it says how something that's become popular with mostly young female trainers are "Muscle Cafes" where they're served food by muscular Pokemon like Machamp who strike poses for them as well. It's a joke on the idea of maid cafes and the idea that you'd expect such physically strong Pokemon to be doing manual labor work, not just showing off for girls and bringing them cute parfaits.
>>318050937
>Toxicroak
>not a handsome
Pick one
>>318051287
someone already translated it yes
>tfw no kemobara cafe
>>318051287
>Machoke will never serve me a meal
