Any "my friend is a successful millionaire with wife and kids and I'm still saving up for the next Steam sale" stories to share?
>>318034969
So he has no time to do shit now? No books, movies? His life must be dull as hell. Your wife's pussy can only stay tight for so long.
>>318035308
The saltiest comment I've seen all week.
>>318035357
I bet he has salty balls.
My friend is a successful millionaire with wife and kids and I'm still saving up for the next Steam sale.
I'm an unsuccessful millionaire saving up for the next steam sale.
>Meet friend after not seeing them for years
>Instantly start talking about videogames
ISHYGDDT
>>318035617
Maybe they used to play games all day skipping classes back in the day.
It could be their fondest memory of the old times.
My friend is an unsuccessful steam sale saving up for the next wife and I'm still a kids
>>318035681
>>318034969
delete this
>>318036020
Too close?
>>318034969
I really hate how people look down on you for playing video games.
They think it's childish, yet their whole life is vapid and banal that's been planned by some jews. Why do they treat life like a penis measuring competition?
>>318035308
You can be succesful, have a family and still do what you like.
Him getting tired of gaming has nothing to do with success or family.
Something similar happened to me recently. Went out for a drink with an old mate, and he just kept telling me that it is unimaginable that I don't any properties at my age (he's like 1 year older), and that he already owns 3 houses and has a stable girlfriend.
He doesn't play video games anymore.
>>318035617
>Meet friend after not seeing them for years
So they're not your friend then?
>give in to badgering from family and sign up for Facebook
>all my old friends are successful with families now
>I'm still pining for the girl who broke my heart ten years ago
>realize how pathetic I am compared to them
>delete Facebook
>>318036470
And then?
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
I met up with an old friend from highschool.
We used to play videogames and MtG all the time together.
Now he's going to school to become a preacher, has a wife, got a full ride scholarship.
And I'm sitting here playing emulated ds games and posting on 4chan.
Shit man, it doesn't feel very good.
>>318036670
I got hammered and fucked an asian hooker.
>>318036680
epic
>Friends from highschool on steam.
>they play once a week
>I play every day
I wonder what they think of me.
27 btw.
Not like I care. I just imagine them slaving away at shitty low paying jobs to pay off student loans.
>Friends separate after high school
>Figure I must be the worst one off, 23 years old and my criminology degree only got me private security positions, standard pay at 48 hours per week, spend all my free time complaining about video games on a taiwanese modern art forum
>Recently check the normalbook profiles of my high school friends
>Teenaged oneitus is now a single mother in an obviously abusive situation, goes on and on about how much she needs her boyfriend when 8 years ago she was getting honors and scholarships all over the place
>Vidya sleepover pal dropped out of drama school due to asperger attacks and now works part time atfucking gamestop
>Other friend OD'd on drugs a while back and there's a memorial page for him
>I am one of the only people in my graduating class that finished their degree before dropping out due to life getting in the way, the only one that I can see who has stable full-time employment and nothing seriously fucked up about me
WHAT THE HELL IS GOING ONNN
THE CRUELEST DREAM, REALITY
>>318036694
My friend wasted a year at a shitty dead-end ultra-expensive super-hard music school. Whenever I told him that he was wasting his time and money, he'd get defensive and say he liked it or whatever. Meanwhile, I've been going from one shitty minimum-wage temp job to another to try and save up some money. Fast forward to the end of that year, I've worked maybe 6 months total, but at least I'm better off than that guy.
Then he just out of fucking nowhere gets a job as a flight attendant and quits school, starts raking in the fucking dough. Works only like 80 hours per month in a job with less stress and human interaction than some of the jobs I'd worked, and ends up making about 2x as much as me despite working half as much monthly.
Still expects me to pay for everything, too, even though I'm losing money going to school now.
>>318037017
I know that feel.
>dropped out of high school and spent over 5 years sitting in my parents' basement drinking and working dead-end jobs while posting on a Mongolian hot sauce aficionado board
>now I'm a sysadmin making pretty good money
>friends who were all going to be successful are mostly working shitty jobs raising kids they didn't want
I really don't think I'll ever have kids. I'm not dad material.
>>318037017
Strange things happen in life.
I have a retarded friend who smokes pot all day and made tacos well into his 20s. Now he is making a comfortable 70k. Well off for this state.
Is this the new form of kekkoldry?
>>318037339
Yes. Now where's your greentext story?
My friend is a successful millionaire with kids and a 5 door hatch back, but he doesn't have the amount of epic rare drops and dank skins for CS GO that I have.
My buddy from high school is an aircraft engineer now. Says he makes pretty good money and he's been seeing a girl, buuuuuuuuuut I have more followers on Twitter so who's REALLY more successful here?
>>318034969
>having a wife
>successful
>>318036091
lol, this. i mean, i won't talk about video games if i know the other person isn't into them, but i can't stand people that act condescending about it.
>Everyone went to school and got jobs, wives and kids.
>I just shitpost, play video game, collect ad/sales revenue.
I'm ok with this.
>>318037615
>>318036091
>"You actually still play video games? Aren't those for kids?"
>"Well what do you do for fun?"
>"I like to listen to talk to my friends on Facebook, watch Family Guy and The Simpsons, smoke weed, and listen to music!"
>mfw
>23 year old virgin, NEET
>don't know what my old friends are doing because I cut them off years ago
I think one of them is stuck in a dead-end job, but that's still better off than me.
>>318037556
>Twatter
kill yourself
>>318037964
Sorry, it's very difficult to hear you over my follower count.
>>318037815
Ad revenue from what anon?
>>318037410
The only friends I know that I used to play games with are only relatively richer than me. Some came from wealthy families, so I don't really see what to be envious about other than those friends' rich parents. Hmm, let's see.
>so, anon, you still play games?
>laugh about random queues from characters stronghold, age of empires, etc.
>ARCHERS READY
>LMAO
>Don't you think it's time to move on from video games, anon? Like, worry about your income
>What does it have to do with video games?
>You play games instead of making money
>I don't have a goal to earn money
>Why?
>Because the money-making goal is insincere and probably came from strife and poverty in childhood or you were groomed to be entrepreneur by your rich parents
>Whatever, I can buy more than you ever could
>Well, what does it bring you other than vain pleasures?
>And video games aren't a vain pleasure?
>It helps me stay young, I have other hobbies also.
>But you can't afford x and y
>Who cares, you're still more naive than me, I won't despair without money
>WHATEVER LMAO I CAN ACQUIRE MORE PLEASURABLE THINGS THAN YOU LMAO LMAO
>get pissed, tell him to fuck off with his retarded one-dimensional thinking
That's that.
>>318038272
I make websites.
>>318038076
No need to brag. We get it, you're extremely famous. Like Elvis famous.
>>318038508
Damn right. I say "jump", people retweet and ask #HowHigh?
>>318034969
>investment banker
>not a video game
>it's CURRENT YEAR
>people still think video games are only for kids
For christ's sake, my dad's pushing 60 and still plays them. The man loves his Dwarf Fort.
>>318036091
But videogames are childish. They're basically toys.
>>318038873
the only people who still say things like this are the people who are literally too old or too stupid to use computers
>start working last week after two years of NEETdom
>finally have money for whatever I want
It's magical, I can buy any game I want on a whim.
>>318038947
You know what else is a toy? A dildo. It's not for kids.
>>318037914
neet life is fantastic if you manage to sustain it outside of your mommy's womb
>>318036737
Living the dream.
>>318038508
So people pay you to make websites, or you go through an agency, or what? I wouldn't mind emulating your success
>>318038076
>tfw I was higher than you at one point
;_;
>>318036470
>delete Facebook
thanks
>>318039283
I do it every few months, it's great. Hit up this massage parlor in town and fuck the same Chinese girl every time. Only started going there because I messed up my back. Now I go for the fob pussy.
>>318038076
Wow, I was running a lurking account where I never said a thing and I had 40 followers.
>Never went to highschool
>Never trusted my friends for one reason or another
>Moved
>Don't have to deal with this
>City I came from is chaotic and broken down so even if I did I'd still be better off than them
Though technically I've never been a NEET since I have lots of practical skills, I haven't done shit for 9 years.
>>318039615
I basically just use that one for shitposting. Twitter's no good for anything serious.Kind of like I've been doing in here, I suppose.
My life is infinitely better since I dropped video games in favor of writing music, listening to music (really listening, not having on in the background while vegging out online) reading books, studying and of course socializing.
Just thought I'd check in here for the first time in more than a year and saw this thread.
Though I'm still guilty of occasionally vegging out on other boards too much.
>>318039295
Source?
>>318039914
A pornstar from the 60s who was considerably ahead of her time
I don't remember her name, but she does have videos and google reverse search WILL net you results
>>318039295
I make websites people need/want. I collect ad revenue from advertisers. That's really all there is to it if your ideas are good enough.
I'm the most well off of my circle of friends. Certainly not rich, but comfortable. Gets awkward if I mention wanting a game or electronic and they talk about how little they have.
>>318039821
You are an absolute faggot. I've played/written music for 10 fucking years and read at least one new book a month. Why the fuck do people think that if you play video games you can't have any other hobbies? Actually your comment on 'really listening' to music makes me think you are a 16 year old who just discovered Led Zeppelin and think you have supreme musical tastes compared everyone else in your high school, especially those mean jocks and cheerleaders who bully you.
>>318040501
>and read at least one new book a month
haha oh wow look at magliabechi over here
>>318040501
Hit a nerve, did I?
>Why the fuck do people think that if you play video games you can't have any other hobbies?
I literally never said this, I was only talking about myself and you took offense. I'm guessing you're still insecure about how you spend your time.
I was also talking about how I just used to put on music in the background while I was playing games or reading the internet, now I sit down and make the music my primary focus. Again you took offense because it likely hit too close to home for you.
PS. Reading 12 books a year is nothing to brag about, friend.
>Half of everyone my age is employed, has a car, finished post secondary education, and moved out of their parents house.
>The other half didn't move past high school and had kids when they were 17-20 or had some kind of meltdown and dropped out of society.
>I'm 22, just started a new program in college, live with my parents, have no car, am unemployed, but have no debt.
It's a strange feeling.
>try for years to make it as a writer
>"Friends" and family call me a useless shitty NEET
>consider suicide
>say fuck that shit get on anti-depressants and work even harder
>bang out 500k words a year
>finally get a gig
>They always knew I was talented and hardworking:^)
WAKE ME UP
Life is weird 4fags. When you learn to stop comparing yourself to people your age that have different goals, aspirations and priorities as you then you'll realise that bejng happy is easy af. Be a neet if you want to be a neet. Work your ass off behind a desk for a third of your life if you want to. All of your friends are getting married with kids? Cool. Whats the divorce rate again? Its easy to be jel of other people when you only see them at their best. Just do what satisfies you. There are always whores for you to fill the empty void inside of you when you get bored.
>>318039821
If your life is infinitely better, doesn't that mean your life is constantly improving more and more towards some unattainable perfect state? Are you going to spontaneously combust?
None of this matters because soon robots will be taking over everything
the jobs, the sex, hell we've even made robots to replace us at playing video games [see runescape, do not see battlefront 3]
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7Pq-S557XQU&feature=youtu.be
https://www.kickstarter.com/projects/710470832/alan-the-robot-development-kit
>>318040813
>now I sit down and make the music my primary focus
More people need to do this, though obviously its not worth it if you have shit taste.
I still play vidya too though, just never at the same time.
>>318041514
Then call them out on their bullshit
>dropped out of college
>working minimum wage
>married to someone who did the same
>but no kids, so no struggle
Its a comfy life I guess.
This thread made me scream for my sanity; I hope the neighbors didn't really notice.
>>318040813
>>318039821
Dumb frogposter is dumb
>>318036323
Maybe start posting after you graduate high school/college.
Life happens, nigger.
my jewtube subscribers
how do i fare?
>>318037017
Sounds a little like me. I thought I was a real mess of a person but then I find out:
>One of my school friends dropped out before uni and become a bank clerk with no qualifications who can't really progress up the chain. Another dropped out before and went into accounting, became a minor youtube uploader, married a parasite of a woman who ruined him, and currently hangs around doing whatever.
>The other much smarter sciency ones both dropped out. My best friend immediately got a job in sales, hated it, fell out with his roomate who kicked him out, then went back to college and got qualified maintaining business servers, (his story was a success in the end but I remember him telling me all about his depression), and the other REALLY smart one couldn't take the pressure, dropped out, developed a drug problem, became a brony, and now currently hangs around on facebook trying to get himself back on track
Sure I'm working part-time at a shitty supermarket still, but I managed to finish my undergrad business degree with a 2:1 and live relatively drama and event free these past few years, whilst also maintaining said shitty job for seven whole years.
I'm struggling to get a good business job and move on in life, but I have plenty of time for vidya and shitpostingand learning new things, and I tutor people with learning problems in my spare time for extra cash.
If it weren't for the inherent psychological problems I have that prevent me from forming new relationships, my life would be pretty decent right now.
I'm even getting a room extended in my house so I'll have somewhere to do all my stuff in private and have a nice big bed to sleep in.
The yuropoor life isn't so bad as long as you work hard and keep your family close and stay somewhat optimistic.
>>318038076
>>318039360
Not twitter but follower related.
>made a vine account months ago to make edit vines
>stopped using it last month with a follower count of 500 or something
>while I'm gone one of my vine edits blow up and this happens.
I'm famuss.
>>318041842
Robots might be human civilization endgame, but it will take a long time until computers are as good as humans at all kind of jobs
>>318043249
Congrats, anon.
>>318035308
This is a literal meme. Any girl can be tighter than a virgin with kegels, what do you think separates a $100 whore from a $1,000 one?
Dumb fucking virgins.
>Tfw all your friends got popular and successfull after they stopped talking to you
Im happy for them i guess
>>318034969
>"ANON ARE YOU ADDICTED TO THOSE VIDEOGAMES? ESCAPISM IS BAD"
>"WHY DON'T YOU JUST DRINK ALCOHOL AND SCREAM ABOUT SPORTS FOR ESCAPISM LIKE EVERYONE ELSE?"
I fucking hate this shit. I'll take vidya over alcohol and sports any day of the week
>mfw you can casually talk about vidya with all of your friends and their friends and their friends
I don't think I've met anyone in the past few years who didn't play vidya. It's just people are interested in different kinds of them so you need to pick the games you want to talk about carefully.
>>318043394
>it will take a long time until computers are as good as humans at all kind of jobs
Either way they're astoundingly far cheaper to employ, most of them are a one-time purchase and minor maintainance compared to a human who needs management, supervision, pay, holidays, maternity if female, toilet time, AND they can still sue you if they feel they're mistreated
Watch the video again, we're looking at robots replacing the majority of unskilled labour within our lifetimes. The people who were going to go into those jobs have two options: Live off welfare, or try for higher education/training for the increasingly less available skilled labour jobs.
The age of man is quickly drawing to an end and we need to figure out how to plan our societies around free robot labour, because the worst-case scenario is that the rich people own all the robots while everyone else can't get employed, and then the rich slaughter the poor before they rise up
best-case scenario is we all live off welfare from robot labour
>Tfw even the autistic (like near Chris-Chan levels of autism) kid I knew in uni managed to get married
>I'm still a KV at 28
How the fuck do normies manage to get gfs? It seems so difficult.
>>318034969
>Meet an old friend for the first time in years
>First thing you do is talk about videogames
Literally nobody is this autistic
>>318036470
>was the quiet dorky kid in school
>people still somehow knew who I was despite me never talking to them before
>some even knew which classes I had
>make FB out of boredom afterward
>get a bunch of friend requests and messages saying something along the lines of "Anon you finally made a facebook!" or ""Anon how have you been lately?"
>even got friend requests from people I haven't spoken to but they somehow knew my name
This was the most bizarre shit that happened to me. Maybe I had the potential to be a normie this whole time. I had fun playing vidya anyway.
>>318034969
>Be me
>Be in highschool
>Girlfriend of 3 years kills herself
>depressive as fuck
>block my sadness away, isolate myself from social circles, focus on getting into medschool
>finish highschool, ace tests
>enter Medschool. Boring as shit and people are all pretencious cunts
>leave after 1.5 wasted years
>realise my failure in life
>old hidden emotions boil up
>after year or crippling sorrow try to hang myself
>wooden beam breaks because I am a fat fuck
>passed out
>wake up in hospital, family looking at he concerned
>fml
>on deathwatch 24/7
>say "fuck it"
>work like a horse
>end up in a semi decent archive job
>3 years later
>meet up with old highschool friend
>He is deadbeat with no job even with finished IT college
>>318044002
Stop going after girls out of your league. It shouldn't be hard, I'm a fucking mix raced nigger mutt with a jew nose, and I was able to find a cute red head who texts me how much she loves me at 2am
>early 20s
>friends are settling down and getting married
>late 20s
>friends are getting divorced and stuck working jobs they hate to pay for families they never see
Video games aren't the worst thing that could happen.
>>318039469
do you fuck them good and make them cum?
>>318043898
Alcohol does literal brain damage in the long term, but you come across as a faggot if you ever mention it. I don't want to poison the only organs I have. I don't understand why I'm the douche for not wanting to inhale the stuff people die from inhaling in house fires, and I don't want to drink literal poison.
It's low hanging fruit to call sports boring but I never could get interested. I feel bad for the players who end up with all the fucked up neurological damage from head trauma in football though.
>>318039469
What country do you live in where they allow this type of shit to happen in parlors?
>>318038947
What's wrong with toys? There is no point in life where someone is required all of a sudden to stop liking fun things. If toys are among them, so what? Is it "more mature" to go out and get drunk? Guess what? You can do that too, while still enjoying toys. You can still be a successful, well-adjusted adult, and still like toys. In fact, you're probably an infinitely more interesting individual if you ARE a successful adult who likes toys, rather than someone who just does a 9-5, eats, shits, sleeps, and repeats.
>kind of person everyone expected to dropout
>am currently a university professor of international trade and business english in korea
>return home once a year
>three old classmates everyone loved have died due to drug overdose
>one old classmate everyone loved died in an accident on his bike
>run into an old classmate in-between terms nearby my parents home
>studied law enforcement, but cannot find work
>run into another old classmate in-between terms
>works at the A&P as a manager
Who is laughing now?
>>318034969
If I had a friend who was a successful millionaire with wife and kids I'd kill him then take over his life by wearing his skin as a suit.
>>318044682
>laughing at other peoples misfortune
Who is the asshole now?
>>318034969
Downward pressure on videogames is good for the industry.
>>318044943
They laughed at mine for over four years, but I'm done blogging.
>>318044142
Take life by the reins and set the course to where you want it to be! Here's your chance to set it all right! Never lose faith, never lose hope! You can become a normie and still play video games! 14 hour long gaming sessions are even more fun with buds along! Believe in the /v/ that believes in you! This is true love we're making! Now, GO FOR IT MAN!
>>318044157
LOSE THE WEIGHT FATTY
>>318045045
Who cares? Revenge is retarded way of justifying anything.
>>318045261
And people who say revenge is retarded have never had anything precious taken from them
>>318045045
He who fights with monsters yada yada yada... the abyss will also gaze back into thee.
>>318045550
>bahh whaaa
I want /r9k/ to leave.
>>318045434
You don't need to be saint to not taking a revenge.
>Joined the military expecting to do noteworthy and exciting things
>All I do is buy figma, play Mtg and Smash, fap, and go on /v/
Well shit, I suppose nothing changed at all. Now the only difference is that I'm not waking up at 1:00 in the afternoon anymore.
>>318045434
>they laughed at me! boohoo!
Very precious
>>318044305
Alcohol only does notable brain damage if you get dehydrated, because dehydration causes brain cells to die. If you stay topped up on water, you don't suffer brain damage.
Literally everything, no joke, kills brain cells; moving your head to lie down kills brain cells, nodding kills brain cells, and so does drinking alcohol. Thing is, you have billions of brain cells to spare if they die. The two or three lost when you move your head, go for a run, or ingest some alcohol mean nothing in the grand scheme of things and will never noticeably affect your intelligence. Albert Einstein was a drinker for a good part of his life, for example.
Not staying hydrated [because alcohol is a diuretic and makes you piss a lot] is what causes brain damage. People who don't drink enough water to balance out the alcohol. And that's why the common misconception exists that alcohol kills brain cells.
It's like saying cats cause black plague.
>>318045778
It's also why people get hangovers. Like seriously, you have absolutely nothing to complain about if you just chug a couple bottles of water before you pass out.
>>318045434
Doesn't matter. Feelings should not get in a way of your own sense of morality.
>>318043931
Unlikely. The rich are littered with Libfags and whiteknights. The rich will end up getting slaughtered, replaced by a small group of poor who eventually end up being killed by their former comrades and overthrown themselves. endlessRepeat. Living off of robot welfare and bowing out of society seems like the best case scenario. I just like whores, the ability to buy games on a whim and talking down on people too much:/
>>318045434
Little good ever comes from revenge.
>>318046207
his sense of morality is that revenge is good fucking retard
>>318045778
I would like to see a source that says all the brain damage alcohol does in the long term is caused exclusively by dehydration. And of course there are many brilliant minds, much smarter than I will ever be, who drank regularly. That doesn't mean alcohol doesn't do damage though.
>>318040120
Lillian Parker
>>318044271
Who fucken cares? As long as he does (they are whores m8)
>>318034969
What a boring arsehole
>>318045698
no you only need to be normal conscious person
>>318046441
relieve and satisfaction fucking mongoloid
>>318046706
Normal and conscious person doesn't seek relieve and satisfaction from harming others
>>318046553
if you can make prostitute cum you are basically awesome in bed
>>318046790
ok faggot I will come to you spit on your face and beat the living shit out of you now tell me you wouldnt want to get revenge on me
you are harming others the moment you disagree with someone
>>318046706
If you seek revenge for the purpose of bringing you relief and satisfaction, you have pretty shitty moral standards.
>>318047101
its called justice fuckwit
>>318046939
No, I wouldn't. Why would I want to hurt you? Only thing I want is for you to be responsible for your crime. Nothing else. I wouldn't want you to be beaten up if thats what you were going for.
>you are harming others the moment you disagree with someone
I, and anyone else, can disagree and not harm others. What the fuck are you smoking?
>>318047101
most people don't have moral standards. what appears to most peoples' ethics is really just their emotional reactions.
Sometimes you have to wonder if people are friends with you because they like that you are a screw-up and it makes them feel better about themselves.
>>318047225
Justice is usually justified though.
>>318047225
Justice has nothing to do with your own personal satisfaction. Like that other anon said, your sense of morality is pretty fucked up.
>>318034969
anon, I'm this guy and I got back with my best gaming friends recently
>playing gears of war: ultimate edition (GoW was my friend's favorite game)
>in a lobby and I see a GT that was very similar to his old one
>"no fucking way! Hey man!"
>we catch back up
>I slowly realize that weed has consumed his whole fucking life
>been working at a coffee shop for 3 years
>was abused by an ugly fat ex
>I can hear the depression through his voice
>he asks me "So yeah, shit sucks. What about you?"
>I don't know what to say since I'm married to an 8/10 and we both have decent jobs
>"I-I uh....it's been...g-good."
>>318047293
nah, I tend to avoid total losers, they're energetic vampires, but I like to laugh at them
>>318047239
>is for you to be responsible for your crime
its revenge twat and some people dont get punished for their crimes
>>318047318
Tbh, it hurts so much more when you're the guy who has their life together and your friend is slowly wasting away.
I'm the reverse actually
>17 after dropping out of high school
>Be NEET as fuck, only friend is living a social life and sees me occasionally
>Don't like what he's become since we met in freshman year, a nightclub, weed-inhalin Guido, but we still play vidya I guess
>Years later, has anxiety attacks and is hooked up on psych meds, fucks his brain over and he becomes a depressed loser
>Becomes Christian because he thinks religion works over science
>Jobless since the anxiety attacks happeneded, pretty much been 5-6 years
>I became an EMT in 2013 and now I'm a firefighter
>Toss him out of my life because he's 25 and still unemployed, using the same excuse of 'muh anxiety attacks'
He's just weak-willed and doesn't want to work, his parents threaten to kick his ass out to find a job but they're afraid of his retard strenght I guess. He also owed me money for the last 6 years and at this point, I had enough of waiting.
Childhood friends don't mean anything at all.
>>318035617
It's normally about football (soccer) where I'm from.
>>318043931
get fucked Jensen
>>318047541
yeah I feel sorry for him but honestly, it's the faults he had during high school and the first years of college that he never got over
he just gets high all day and always says "it can't kill me!"
No, but getting high is a relaxer AFTER you get shit done. he might actually be the least productive man on the planet
I still talk to him and maybe I would have more sympathy if his problems related to something outside of his control, but that isn't the case. it's 100% him and I only play with him if he invites me because hearing him complain about his life while he shrugs off my advice is getting old
>>318047559
Why did go from being a paramedic to a firefighter?
>>318048192
Not him, but some EMT stuff goes into being a firefighterfrom what I see on Chicago Fire
>>318048030
Had a mate at college who started smoking weed and it literally becomes their fucking life, it's pathetic desu.
>>318034969
>My one best friend is a cop and just got engaged
>My other best friend is basically engaged to his girlfriend and she just got a new better paying job
>I'm still single back in college trying to get into nursing school
My life sucks right now.
>>318046527
I'm not saying all of the damage is caused exclusively by alcohol, or if I did say that, I didn't mean to. Alcohol does damage on its own, separate from dehydration, and that damage is essentially unnoticeable. Dehydration-related damage is where alcohol gets its reputation from. I'll try and find you a source, but can't guarantee I'll get one before the thread ends, will probably be something shitty from Wikipedia
>>318048030
I feel you man, I have a cousin in somewhat the same situation. He complains about still living with his parents, never having money, not having a car, etc., even though he spends all his money from his Whataburger job on video games and figures and such.
>>318048390
At least you're in school, man. Trying to do something with your life is better than doing nothing.
>>318048390
you should totally just fuck both their wives
thatll teach them to get married behind you back
>>318048668
This is why you will never have any friends and be a lonely neckbeard virgin NEET forever.
>>318048192
I never was a medic, in most places EMT stands for EMT-Basic. EMT-Advanced is paramedic. That and firefighters where I live make 3x as much as medics.
EMS is a career field that is laughed at and treated like shit, and I'm not sticking around until things get better.
>>318048298
That show disgusts me, the only people who can stomach it are those who have been in EMS or don't know someone who is.
>>318038076
cant hear you over my 3k
>>318048809
>Who have NEVER been
Sorry, typo.
>>318048797
you only got me on 1 count
but you should totally do what i just said though
>>318048809
I'm sorry anon. I just really like crappy prime time dramas.
>>318048965
I actually had a chance to fuck another friends wife at one point. They're separated and eventually getting divorced. She wanted my dick fucking bad.
>>318048809
>tfw taking classes to be an emt-b
>>318048809
>hat show disgusts me, the only people who can stomach it are those who have been in EMS or don't know someone who is.
whys that
>>318034969
>somehow manage to find old friend on steam from college
>didn't talk much back then but did presentation together once
>he now works for some successful Japanese company or something
>he plays dota
>3k
>im 4.5k
>plays with him
>sucks like shit
>I became quiet the whole time, secretly raging in RL but not typing or voicing
>game ends
>"haha that was tough damn.. xD"
>doesn't talk for a week
>wake up at 3 am to secretly remove him
Fucker, lucky it was unranked
>>318049101
oh but here's no point unless you can get your friend jelly
>>318041514
>try for years to make it as a writer
Why is this guy on /v/
>Earning $60k
>Will be buying a house this year
>Still gaming
>Have a gf that games
>Friends from college still game
>Run WH40K games on the side
It's not about earnings or stage of life. If you enjoy a hobby, stick to it.
>>318045261
>Revenge is retarded
This what C U C K S actually believe.
I am working to have revenge againstmy father
>in b4 edgy
>graduated from highschool almost 5 years ago
>log on to fb
>over half of my class has gotten married with children
I was a bit depressed at first, but I dont envy them anymore after talking to my older (younger 30's) friends.
Apparently the "get married in early 20's get divorced by 30" thing is fairly accurate.
>>318049625
Really man? Grow up.
>>318050529
>Have a gf that games
Worst decision ever.
>>318042875
I just hit 20k recently.
It would feel good if I still put out videos.
Having a channel steadily grow based on old videos is the worst. Even when I upload shit now, it gets about 50 views max.
>>318035617
>family party
>everyone knows they can talk to me about vidya
Such a l33t g33k
>>318038076
>185
>a lot
What?
> And people who say revenge is retarded have never had anything precious taken from them
We pull in money, recruites; just to combat Cipher. Rubbing our noses in bloody battlefield dirt, all for revenge.
>>318045434
>have a popular podcast
>everyone loves me because I sound chill
>thousands of people look forward for what I have to say
Feels good.
>>318045713
>friend joins coast guard
>moves to wisconsin
>is easy to tell he's bored/lonely
>always texts my friends and I asking to play video games
>im in college with a part time job so I barely have time to play
shits depressing man
>>318045261
>Revenge is retarded way of justifying anything.My lust for revenge got me an MSc in Software Engineering and a PhD position.
>>318034969
>be school teacher
>"Mr. Anon, what's your wife's name?"
>>318053143
>lust for revenge
Goddamnit. My Skull face image macro is still on cool down. Fuck.
>>318050878
I love those bee comics.
>>318043675
Hello reddit
>>318053143Against who?
>>318034969
>Chick overhears me and her bf talking about video games.
>Proceeds to talk shit. Then goes to watch Grays Anatomy.
Fuck off Kelsy you stupid cunt.
>>318045778
KARKAROV SYNDROME
>>318037815
>neetbux
>>318053970
>Against who?rivals
>>318048030
>>318048363
This is what stoners don't get, weed ruins lives. They think people oppose weed because they think it's dangerous, everyone knows it's not dangerous, it just turns people into lazy deadbeat sacks of shit.
>>318054482
>rivals
I was expecting something more personal.I want revenge against my father
>>318054298
Did you mean "Korsakoff"
http://www.minddisorders.com/Py-Z/Wernicke-Korsakoff-syndrome.html
>>318053545
You gotta fug some girlz bro
Unless you teach small kids, that would be awkward.
>>318054690
And I wanted revenge against some fuckers that deprived me of any self-belief, which cost me two years of my life.
It's a Monte-Cristo situation. It can't get much more personal.
But i got my revenge on one of them.
And oh was it sweet.
Not entirely through my Kill-Bill list of unsettled grudges yet. But the more time passes, the further away I move from the person I was back then, and the harder it will hit them.
So give it time. I can wait.
>>318036020
hello
>>318036090
>being retarded
>>318054513
yep. most would consider me a "stoner" but I only smoke on the weekends or late at night
getting high when you have shit to do is fucking stupid
and anyone showing up at a respectful job while high might as well slap a "Put me on top of the list on the next round of layoffs" sticker on their forehead
>>318034969
>tfw you met your best friend at some normal ass school
>tfw he was born a multi-millionaire, you never realized because you were eight, and your freindship is untainted by money
To be quite honest, inheriting that much money just makes you fucking lazy. All we do is play Metal Gear Solid together and he'll order burgers sometimes.
>tfw all my highschool friends are finishing up their master degree this year and I'm 3 years away from finishing my undergrad
Yeah I wasted a lot of time. I'm probably retarded
>>318054513
Pro-tip: Smoke hash/bush weed and only do it on weekends or with friends.
I have a productive as shit life, and feel much better for it because I'm not walking into work with a killer hangover and have just chilled out with some real freinds eating good food, torrenting old anime flicks and playing video games. It also saves you a fortune compared to going out clubbing like most normal people do.
>>318035308
>No books, movies?
What about those? Do you think a life based around media consumption is better than a life of wage slaving? They're both shit.
>>318051581
>family party
>everyone starts asking me about their miscellaneous computer problems
>>318056903
What is the right way to live my life?
>>318047318
>weed has consumed his whole fucking life
This is 100% false. All this fucking "weed addiction" is a result of trying to fit in with stoner culture, aka DUDE WEED LMAO
>>318039126
How did you get paid two weeks in?
