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Let's get a nice comfy pre-Thanksgiving Oregon Trail Thread, friends.
You know the rules, start throwing some names at me and someone choose an occupation. Let's try and keep them vidya related or at least 4chan related.
Jim Lahey
Sal Tyspoon
JAK
THEN
DAXTER
Trump
BANE
>>317892498
>>317892632
>>317892720
>>317892797
>>317892883
And an occupation.
>>317892958
OP's choice, of course
>>317892958
farmer
>>317892958
astronaut
>>317892958
Professional Butt Inspector
![bac7f9c976[1].png](https://i.imgur.com/594N3qn.png "bac7f9c976[1].png")
>>317893008
Here is our party.
Let's choose a month to depart in:
>March
>April
>May
>June
>July
>August
Two votes decides.
>>317892958
Banker. Easy modo
>>317893238
april
>>317893238
August
>>317893238
frig off Lahey
>>317893238
Merchant!
August!
>>317893238
April Motherfucker
>>317893238
August
>>317893238
July!
>>317893238
April
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>>317893336
>>317893342
August it is!
Now we need to decide out supplies.
Because we are farmers, we're poor as fuck. How shall we spend our meager earnings?
>>317893617
GRANDFATHER CLOCKS
>>317893617
Can we buy hats? Like in Team Fortress 2?
This is important
>>317893617
3 Oxen
100 pounds of food
and use the rest on bullets
>>317893803
No but we can buy clothing which includes hats I'm sure.
>>317893617
20 oxen.
>>317893905
1 Set of clothing then
Each person gets a piece of the set
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>>317893867
We still have extra $$$$.
The less oxen we have the slower we will go.
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>>317893957
>>317893978
Only enough for 8 oxen.
How shall we spend our last $10?
>>317894005
One ox and more bullets
>>317894146
bacon
>>317894005
3 more oxen then plit on wagon parts and clothes
>>317894146
wheels for the oxen to play!
>>317894146
Not sure what happened there.
We have $10.
>>317894309
buy spare axles
>>317894303
Cool.
Is everyone good with this? Ready to depart?
>>317894484
LETS GO
>>317894484
no, you fucked up. you need ONLY oxen.
>>317894484
Do it
Speed and Rations?
>>317892123
What game is this? Is it good?
>>317894718
Rations - filling
Speed - GOTTA GO FAST
>>317894718
Full speed ahead, cap'n.
no rations. ever.
>>317894718
Max speed, minimal food
>>317894723
It's California Path
>>317894723
Road to Mexico
>>317894723
Miles Toward Manhattan
>>317894723
The Virginia Route.
>>317894723
Trail of Tears
>>317894723
Highway to Hell
>>317894723
Battletoads
[X] 1 Set of Clothing for a Winter journey
[X] Grueling pace with bare-bones rations
[_] We're going to make it
[X] We're going to die
LET'S DO THIS!
>>317895107
>Trail of Tears
Oh it's going to be.
>>317894723
The Roman Empire 2; The Barbarians Strike Back
>you have died from dysentery
![33b9af4df1[1].png](https://i.imgur.com/GohtQL1.png "33b9af4df1[1].png")
We have made it to the Kansas River Crossing.
3 votes will decide how we cross the river.
Nobody better drown in 3 foot deep water....
>>317892123
>not having fixed roll rule
>>317895301
not even a question
ford that shit
>>317895301
ferry! We're high rollers!
>>317895301
Ford it baby
>>317895301
FORD MUSTANG
Why aren't we just streaming this?
>>317895301
Always ford.
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>>317895415
>>317895441
>>317895449
HAHAHAHAHA
THEY DIED IN KNEE-DEEP WATER
Just got here, bump.
>>317895564
>>317895564
Man those oxen were pussiesNo wonder why they were cheap
>>317895564
Nailed it.
>>317895107
Kek
>>317895564
3.2 FEET.
AND THEY DROWNED.
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RIVER #2
THREE VOTES DECIDES
>>317895749
MAYBE THEY WEREMURDERED
>>317895564
Manlet oxen
When will they learn
>>317895813
FORD STRONK
>>317895813
ford
>>317895813
Excuse me
"moodered"
>>317895813
FORD THAT SHIT FORD THAT SHIT FORD THAT SHIT
I can never find a proper download of THIS version of the game, only the Facebook rip.
Anyone have a link?
No worries if not.
HARRISON FORD
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>>317895882
>>317895886
>>317895929
WE LOST
THE WHEEL
>>317896050
ANOTHER OX
IN THREE FEET WATER
WHERE DID YOU BUY THESE MANLET OXEN?
>>317896121
Oxlettes
>>317896050
we don't need wheels where we're going
>>317896050
JESUS TOOK THE WHEEL
>>317896164
When will they learn
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Fort Kearny!
Shop, change pace and rations, hunt?
OR ARE THERE NO BRAKES ON THIS TRAIN?
>>317896050
good thing the only spare part we bought was a wheel
>>317896050
GOD DAMMIT JIM
>>317896164
Sounds tasty.
>>317896236
GET MORE WHEELS NIGGA
>>317896236
HUUUUUUNT
>>317896236
NO BREAKS ON THE DYSENTERY TRAIN
>>317896236
Beware of Pete
>>317896236
We need more wheels and more oxen that aren't oxlettes
>>317896236
Maximum rations. We gotta be fat like the true americans we are.
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>>317896294
INDIAN GENOCIDE BEST DAY OF MY LIFE
>>317896050
>>317896451
ITS CALLED TRAIL OF TEARS FOR A REASON NIGGUH
We must hunt and use every part of the rabbit
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>>317896324
>>317896414
I TOOK OUT MY FRUSTRATIONS ON THESE DEER
>>317896696
>>317896696
272 pounds of deer, holy fuck.
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FUGG
>>317896865
Nice navigating Jim Lahey!
>>317896865
HOW DID WE TAKE THE WRONG TRAIL THERES ONLY ONE TRAIL AND ITS THE OREGON TRAIL
>>317896865
TRAIL OF TEEEEEAAAARS
>>317896865
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For Auld Lang Syne, my friends.
For Auld Lang Syne.
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Fort Laramie!
Shop for anything?
Change Pace and Rations?
>>317897207
Sell our oxen. buy wheels. kill the injinns
>>317897207
Slow yo' roll, nigga. Take it easy!
>>317897075
No brakes on this train
>>317897207
Buy cigarettes
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>>317897293
OH GOD
OH GOD IT'S HIM
AND HE WANTS OUR ONLY SET OF CLOTHING
WE'LL BE NAKED
>>317897426
L-lewd. . .
Do it. Do it now!
>>317897426
YES
>>317897426
Take off dem panties... You want a wagon wheel, dontcha?Strip.
>>317897426
NOPE, SORRY FELLA
>>317897426
clothing is superfluous anyway
MAKE THE DEAL
Oregon Trail is such a comfy game.
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>>317897478
>>317897520
>>317897528
>>317897540
>>317897551
I feel so.... Exposed.....
Why was he licking his lips while we stripped?
Oh no, we're nudists now.
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WHAT DOES IT MEAN?
>>317897809
FUCK
SOMEONE'S ABOUT TO DIE
![0ca022253e[1].png](https://i.imgur.com/LNLXa6c.png "0ca022253e[1].png")
THE BERRIES WERE CURSED
I REPEAT THE BERRIES WERE CURSED
>>317897809
THE CURSED FRUIT
YOU'VE DOOMED US
>>317897809
PUT IT IN YOUR MOUTH NIGGUH
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MORE BAD WATER
SOMEONE GET RID OF THE BERRIES
![34bf9a1c41[1].png](https://i.imgur.com/DGwFTct.png "34bf9a1c41[1].png")
WAKE ME UP
WAKE ME UP INSIDE
>>317898189
Oh fuck that's nasty.
>>317898036
>>317897935
SHIT GO IN DE WATER
WATER GO IN DE CUP
WATER GO IN DE STOMACH
BLOOD COME OUT DE BUTT
>>317898189
CAN'T WAKE UP
oh i missed these
good to be back
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>>317898309
SAVE MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
I want off this ride
>>317898390
Clearly, we've angered Neptune somehow.
>>317898390
the car is on fire and there's no driver at the wheel
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TAKE THAT, MOTHER NATURE!
>>317898487
WHEN WE TOOK THAT WRONG TURN... WE ACCIDENTALLY GOT IN LINE TO MR BONES WILD RIDE
>>317898390
DYSENTERY INBOUND
>>317898596
THEY ATE HIS PRIZED BERRIES
EVERYTHING IS TUMBLING DOWN
>>317898596
I think we might need to sacrifice more oxen
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WE FINALLY MADE IT TO INDEPENDENCE ROCK!
Health is poor, should we rest for a few days?
Pace is steady, I can speed it up or slow it down.
Rations are filling.
>>317898874
no time for rest, no time for feed
>>317898874
Let's rest. And pray.
>>317898874
no rest for the wicked. this is a one way trip to hell
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HE'S A BIG GUY
HE CAN MAKE IT, RIGHT?
>>317898874
happy rest time
Rest up, buy more wheels
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TUMBLING DOWN, TUMBLING DOWN, TUMBLING DOWN
>>317899097
so this is what happens when you take off the mask
>>317899097
Oh, Bane. That poor maiden.
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PLEASE MAKE IT STOP
>>317899336
![161ed2193c[1].png](https://i.imgur.com/kWFcVtB.png "161ed2193c[1].png")
IT'S GETTING PRETTY SPOOKY
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>>317899461
WE DON'T DESERVE THIS, NEPTUNE
Someone should photoshop the cant wake up skeleton into this pic.
INCREASE RATIONS, END THIS MADNESS
>>317899605
>>317899336
>>317899219
Pfft, shoot one deer and get back 200 pounds.
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Please, /v/. How do we break this curse?
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>>317899753
Have we started the fire?
>>317899920
delicious genocide
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AIN'T NO GRASS FOR THE OXEN
GRASS DOESN'T GROW ON TREES
>>317899920
>3.9k pounds
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Keep going?
>>317900246
We have to, or those oxen will turn cannibal.
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THREE VOTES
>>317900380
FORT BRIDGERS
>>317900380
Fort Bridger
>>317900380
Stay away from rivers.
>>317900380
FORD
>>317900380
fort baybee
>>317900380
green river
>>317899920
>near 2 tons of meat
>with 20 bullets
holy shit
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>>317900429
>>317900514
>>317900626
THE FIRE RISES
DESHI DESHI BASARA BASARA
>>317900962
Buy meat
![3c1eba21c1[1].png](https://i.imgur.com/WHYY1ir.png "3c1eba21c1[1].png")
I honestly can't remember the last time I was here. We always go with the shotcut.
What do we do here?
>>317900962
FOR YOU
>>317900962
it was part of his master plan
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Should we be Jews and sell her the spoiled food?
Oy vey *rubs hands*
>>317901203
KEEP MEAT
WE DON'T NEED WHEELS WHERE WE'RE GOING
>>317900962
gets over typhoid like its the common cold
the absolute mad man
>>317901203
Of course. It's quite a steal, goy!
>>317901203
DO IT
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>>317901274
AH
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>>317901461
AHH
>>317901386
>>317901416
WHY WEREN'T YOU QUICKER
![14e79648b4[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/OMC5umg.jpg "14e79648b4[1].jpg")
I GOT A BETTER DEAL
BUT WE'RE STILL CURSED
>>317901461
>>317901545
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4xW2taEoH6s
>>317901623
WE MUST GO ON
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RIP Buffalo
![8c821aa740[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/bsSfcbX.jpg "8c821aa740[1].jpg")
BUFFALO GHOSTS ARE HAUNTING US
>>317901814
HUNT EVERY LAST BUFFALO
>>317901918
STOP KILLING THE BUFFALO
TOO MUCH MEAT
>>317901814
BETTER START DRINKING BLOOD INSTEAD OF WATER
>>317901461
DYSENTERY
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WE'RE DOOMED
>>317901926
>>317901640
>>317901986
>>317901991
DOOOOOOOMED
Fuck the buffalo, we're going full extinction
>>317901926
I wish they had one where after each play though less buffalo appeared
>>317899920
dinosaur hunting
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>>317901991
Oh God, we're a bunch of nudists who drink blood instead of water.
What does that make us?
>>317902179
Statistics.
>>317902179
Survivors.
Khorne comes to Oregon, a new sitcom!
>>317902179
Naked vampires? Sounds like the CW.
>>317902179
>What does that make us?
demons
![8183cc74aa[1].png](https://i.imgur.com/PK52Zc7.png "8183cc74aa[1].png")
I...
I just don't know anymore, /v/.
We didn't deserve this.
>>317902321
>9/11
Change pace to maximum speed. We gotta get out of droughtland.
![5b7bde1315[1].png](https://i.imgur.com/phgcPKb.png "5b7bde1315[1].png")
ITS GETTING REAL
>>317902179
Nosferatu
>>317902321
JUST GIVE THE SPIRITS WHAT THEY WANT
>>317902419
BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD!
YOU MUST HUNT!
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>>317902317
STANDING
I have to say though as bad as its been water and fog wise
AT LEAST NO ONES DIED YET
>>317902514
HUNT
>>317902514
AHHM NUCLEARRRRRR!
>>317902514
IF YOU KILL THE OXEN THEY CAN'T STARVE
>>317902514
SUCH A LUST FOR GRASS! WHOOOOOOO?
How much further to Oregon? Are we at least halfway?
>>317902419
ded just like his shitty game
![73f452d615[1].png](https://i.imgur.com/c2hfcnO.png "73f452d615[1].png")
FORD = 6 VOTES
OTHERS = 3 VOTES
>>317902546
WAIT UNTIL AFTER WE CROSS THIS RIVER
>>317902550
AFTER WE CROSS
>>317902673
Caulk
>>317902673
FERRY
>>317902656
Best comment so far.
>>317902673
FORD
>>317902673
FUCKIN FORD IT M8
>>317902673
MANLET OXEN ARE LIGHTER IN WATER
FORD FOCUS DAT SHIT
>>317902673
ford nigguh
>>317902673
Ferry
>>317902673
FORD IT
NEPTUNE WON'T STOP US
>>317902673
FERRY! THEY'LL HAVE TO LET NAKED, BLOOD-DRINKING PEOPLE ON BOARD!
>>317902673
Caulk it, we sailors now
>>317902673
caulk our shit up
>>317902673
FORD
![c22e076457[1].png](https://i.imgur.com/pxbRfIB.png "c22e076457[1].png")
>>317902754
>>317902809
>>317902820
CAULK COMING UP NEXT
>>317902949
fucking poorfags
>>317902949
FORD FUCK COCKS
>>317902949
SELL YOUR CLOTHES
OH WAIT
![447c9d5006[1].png](https://i.imgur.com/1FqOOex.png "447c9d5006[1].png")
>>317902737
>>317902828
>>317902845
NUDIST VAMPIRES LIVE TO SEE ANOTHER DAY
>>317902949
No steam sale for going on a ferry it seems..
>>317902949
FORD IT FAGGOT
>>317902949
NEVER SAID WE'D PAY, MOTHERFUCKER.
>>317903092
YES BROTHERS! THE WEST SHALL RUN WITH BLOOD!
>>317903092
HUNT, MY BROTHER
![dc81978d7b[1].png](https://i.imgur.com/y16wddN.png "dc81978d7b[1].png")
>>317903192
>>317903161
>>317903127
>>317903103
>>317903094
>>317902660
>>317903237
Our status.
>>317903292
TRUMP ALMOST GETTING STUMPED
>>317903292
I DEMAND BLOOD
>>317903292
Sanic speed, GABEN feed. Excellent.
![42d680079a[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/Lj3USlQ.jpg "42d680079a[1].jpg")
>>317903402
>>317903237
>>317903352
BLOOD
>>317903450
AGAIN
>>317903450
THE RIVERS RUN RED WITH PROSPERITY! GIVE FATE NO PURCHASE!
![3d38a617c3[1].png](https://i.imgur.com/uhDTtbE.png "3d38a617c3[1].png")
>>317903509
BUT THE OXEN
>>317903450
ONLY SEVEN HUNDRED POUNDS!?
MEDIOCRE!
![e5571517e8[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/OPRfKDZ.jpg "e5571517e8[1].jpg")
CRASHING THIS WAGON
>>317902620
this made me laugh harder than it should
>>317903450
>Game will become scarce
>implying it isn't after the naked vampires roll through the prairie
>>317903580
OH NO
