What was her fucking problem?
>>317887146
She didn't get a college education.
She is poor.
>>317887146
Are you having a chuckle? She's the one with a degree.
>>317887146
What did she do?
>>317887146
She's an autistic dog that doesn't know the first thing about basic business practices.
temmie!!
>>317887146
She's an idort with a bunch of money.
Giving her a bunch of money at once helps her to be slightly less of one.
Shop tem's still a massive idort, though.
>>317887774
This weirds me out like nothing else.
>>317887146
it's based off the lead artist, Tuyoki, or Temmie Chang
>>317887596
>Buy a ton of cloudy glasses
>Sell Temmie a shit ton of cloudyglasses and make a killing
>Pay for college
>Still falls for the cloudy glasses scheme
Guess she took Liberal Arts or something.
>>317887774
>she has 2 sets of ears
>>317887774
this is making me feel really uncomfortable
>>317887908
You don't know what idort means.
>>317887774
this is unsettling
>>317887774
I'm not sure whether to have a heart attack or have a boner.
>>317889654
you can do both
>>317888910
Do you think their four ears allow greater detection of minor nuances in speech resulting in one of the most intricate and intelligence language in history but we just can't hear it as anything other than HOI IM TEMMIE
![Nepeta_cycle[1].gif](https://i.imgur.com/LMACnVQ.gif "Nepeta_cycle[1].gif")
>>317887774
Temmie is literally just Nepeta combined with her white cat mom. There's a Jade/white dog combination as well.
I know Toby worked on Homestuck but half the fucking cast are expies from there, it's a little much. Undyne is just Meenah wearing Vriska's clothes, for example.
>>317890760
Don't forget the Equius reference. The dude loves Homestuck and respects Hussie a great deal. Dude let Toby live in his basement forever.
>>317890760
the good news is that by playing undertale you don't have to sit through homestuck
>>317888169
Ah, no wonder I wanted to punch it in the face.
>>317890829
That one was obvious. Also Papyrus talks like a nice Caliborn.
>>317887774
>>317891234
And also the fact that Flowey/Asriel/God of Hyperdeath is clearly based off of Lil Cal/Caliborn/Lord English
>>317890949
Except the first half of Homestuck is still better than Undertale.
>>317887146
Being allergic to Tems is never a good thing, but is especially upsetting when you yourself are a Tem.
>>317891325
ah
>>317890949
>tfw you realize the homestuck game could've been similar to Undertale and Hussie had already experimented with RPG/pixel game styles before but instead chose to make that lackluster game he's making
>Undertale will be a better homestuck game than the homestuck game
>>317887146
She literally looks like Arin Grump
>>317891578
this is because the company originally set to make that game took the money and ran to make those lame king's quest games
>>317887774
I'd fuck it.
>>317891689
No, even before that happened that they decided on something beyond his scope of experience when he could've just made a pixel game in gamemaker about goin around lands and fighting imps and shit.
>>317891578
>chose
Yeah, about that...
>>317890760
0/10
>>317891640
>HOi i'm tEm!
>im nOt so teM!
>ANd tHis Iz TeM grUmpS!1!!!
>>317891883
>making it unrelated to the actual story from the get go and hiring a random team to make a legitimate 3d game
It was doomed from the start.
>not a memegame
>literally has spurdo in it
>>317890626
Are you suggesting Temmie have a language of subtly on par with those elephant things from mass Effect?
>>317891981
You know, he had a legit team at first and it would be a 2D game at first. The Odd Gentlemen, the guys who did the new King's Quest, was hired and had an advance payment, but they basically did jack shit and pocketed the money, only producing some barely functional proof of concept. Hussie signed a contract to try to recover some of the dosh they stole, but that involves not disclosing the sordid details.
This was posted by a friend of Hussie's in his forum, and it was deleted.
>>317892408
The elcor were based
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x9659rDhXGg
>>317890760
>Undyne is just Meenah wearing Vriska's clothes, for example.
I honestly can't see Meenah getting in the way of a blow for a kid and going full hero just to stop you.
>>317892531
>2d
We had 3d models of Joey out before they ran with the money.
>>317892318
I'd play Finndertale
>>317889443
...Yeah, I kind of don't.
Just looked it up though, and I'll keep it in mind
autism
http://www.terribleideas.org/gettemmoney/
>>317887774
Weird but strangely cute.
... Still creepy.
![tumblr_nxolcaUvvS1qfe7z2o1_1280[1].png](https://i.imgur.com/a94iUPu.png "tumblr_nxolcaUvvS1qfe7z2o1_1280[1].png")
>>317892563
Undyne is nothing like Meenah or Vriska in personality, but she's essentially what Vriska wishes she was in every way.
>>317891329
Geigue Giygas more like.
>>317892601
Now that you mention it, I saw the post and it says the proof of concept had models. Guess I imagined the 2D bit.
>>317892842
and Caliborn and Lord English are ultimately inspired by Giygas.
>>317892771
loving all the tumblr art in these threads, go back to /vg/ you degenerates.
>>317892771
god I miss homestuck
>>317892925
Never thought of of it like that. Got any examples?
>>317892935
>legion supporters
>shitheads
who'd of thunk it
>hoping to buy it with a decent discount at winter sale
>see pic related
Toby confirmed for Hebrew ancestry.
>You will regret this
>>317893117
>undertale fans
>tumblrinas
who'd of thunk it.
>>317892771
She's also an adult though, unlike those two. And she's not that different from Vriska in outward behaviour and mannerisms, the difference is she's the real deal while Vriska is mostly just full of herself despite her great power.
>>317893225
Goddamn it
>>317890760
Please don't try to drag Nepeta through the mud that is Undertale. She is a gift from on high.
>>317890760Nepeta is cute
>>317893105
It's not as direct as Asriel, but the inspiration is still there. The themes of a child gone corrupt and ending up as an unstoppable demon, the time travel, the four kids destined to fight him...
>>317893248
>Not that different
Except, you know, that Vriska's a huge fucking bitch who stops at nothing to get her way while Undyne is a good person who fights to save everyone and is just really shitty at making new friends.
You might as well say Muffet's vriska because she's a spider.
>>317890760
Speaking of Homestuck, should I take a look at it?
From what I understand, it's fanbase is terrible, but is the actual webcomic itself okay?
>>317893248
Meenah is 19 in human years.
>>317893609
You go ahead of us, we'll meet you there.
>>317893519
Giygas never traveled through time. Porky did...UnlessYou'reTalkingAboutCogDisWhichIsFineToo
>>317893659
i go there regularly, /mgg/ and /stg/
keep your cancer where it belongs.
>>>/vg/utg
>>317893151
it's always been 10 bucks are you honestly that poor
>>317893612
Yes. It gets a lot of flak for the most recent Act but most of that is due to the fact that it's been dragged out for years due to hiatuses and a diminishing update schedule. it should be fine if you're reading it all at once.
>>317893750
>I go there regularly
I had a feeling.
>>317893612
Hussie's humor is top notch and if you like Undertale's humor you'll like Hometuck.
Just hope you're ready to sift through like 7000 pages of content.
With how much she's getting spammed I expected her to pop up much more often in the actual game.
Applies to most Undertale characters though.
>>317893904
what's wrong with going to a board where generals are welcome?
I don't post 15 thinly veiled generals on /v/ every day, all of which devolve into hurr tumblr and hurr memes within minutes.
>>317893612
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-WyKbbP8ft0
Yes.
>>317893612
Started out well, got increasingly better until Hussie introduced a million trolls. After that, quality degraded steadily, and it's possible that Hussie pandered a bit to Tumblr, but that's debatable. Anyway, it still had its moments, but this was a perfect example of jumping the shark.
>>317893612
Read the first 5 acts at least, they're extremely good and they end on an extremely strong and conclusive note so it's easy to jump off there if you aren't completely crazy about it.
Act 6 is on a long hiatus and has turned into a endless slog. It might still be redeemed by the ending but that remains to be seen.
>>317891345
Let's not say things we can't take back.
>>317894105
People say he panders to tumblr but every single instance of that is in a mocking fashion. Even the gay ships. Hussie doesn't give even the slightest shit about shipping, he just likes fucking with people.
>>317893537
Undyne probably killed a couple kids tho.
>>317893151
Nothing chaps my ass more than when someone calls a video game "Important." Fuck off, UltraDavid
>>317893612
Don't Bleed on the suits is a masterpiece.
Anything else doesn't fucking matter.
>>317893775
>>317893909
>>317894101
>>317894105
>>317894115
>homosuck fans in an undermeme thread
toppest kek, remember when you fags tried hiding it?
>>317894141
No amount of leaping aquatic carnivores can retroactively make Homestuck's first acts bad.
>>317887774
Is there a word for when you find something adorable and terrifying at the same time? Because that's what I'm feeling right now.
>>317893612
If you have a lot of time on your hands, yeah check out Homestuck.
There are a lot of parts that can be a real tough long slog to get through (like any time Dave and Terezi talk, to be honest) but it's still pretty good.
Karkat sucks.
>>317894461
>expecting anything other than homestuck the video game when we knew 2 years ago that it was made by a member of the homestuck music team
top kek
>>317894557
i love homestuck but you have shit taste
dave and terezis interactions are literally the best
>>317894525
adorabloodthirsty.
I always thought the ears on the sides were a pair of hands
still see hands even though I know they're supposed to be ears
>>317893770
It's the principle of the thing, anon. At least 75% discount or no deal. In the past couple of years I only broke that rule for Hotline Miami 2and kinda regret it
>>317894631
>following kikestarter
I liked the demo, so I thought i'd like the game. instead i got fags and maymays
>>317894461
Can't say I remember it, no.
>>317894461
I don't get this one.
Can you please explain it. How's the baldy come into play here?
>yfw you realize Gaster's Theme is actually a song called "Penumbra Phantasm" that Toby composed years ago and snuck into a million Homestuck songs
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AB8o_VdvFpk
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R6mld02N20A
>>317894635
Okay bro.
They're still too long.
>>317894652
heh
>>317894808
baldy = tumblr shit
>>317893612
No, it's dogshit.
>tfw most of the shitposters in this thread are too young to remember sburb threads on 2009-2010 /v/
>>317887774
I am not sure if I want to fuck this or not.
Ah whatever, gimme one, I'll find a way to make it work somehow.
>>317895164
cool
>>317895056
I still don't get this one, but whatever you say.
Also tumblr hates that chick...dude...whatever.
>>317895034
thats my ringtone
>>317894981
>theme
More like 10 second sound clip
>>317894671
Same.
>>317894101
Shortly after that is where I stopped reading Homestuck because shit was getting too convoluted, but not in a fun way like Problem Sleuth. There was just too much going on that I didn't give a flying FUCK about.
does it get any better or does it remain a convoluted mess
>>317887774
That's why people don't go there
Is Bob a normie?
>>317894461
No one tried hiding it except the people who hadn't read Homestuck and refused to believe that it's the same shit.
As for your image, you can just move the "What I expected" stuff down next to "What I got", because there's certainly more than enough of those two things as well. Hell, there's even direct Touhou references. Not to mention Homestuck was inspired by Earthbound in the first place, in case the synonymous title didn't make it obvious.
>>317895397
It remains convoluted to a point and then becomes normal and organized again.
>>317894557
They're not that bad when you can read them in under an hour. They're fucking awful when they take up an entire month's worth of updates holy shit huss man.
>>317894981
No it's not, you deaf faggot.
Another Medium (Hotland theme) WAS supposed to be a Homestuck song though, hence the name.
>>317892935
I love how /v/ is easily triggered by any mention of tumblr :3
Aww, are you upset, lil' guy?
*pokes you*
Hehe. Cheer up, 4Chan kid!
>>317895754
>>317895290
she embodies what tumblr is yo. are you admitting you browse that shit website?
>>317895498
still felt nothing like earthbound or touhou. the quirkiness was way too over the top, and so were the memes. the bullet hell mechanics were shoddy at best, and straight up unfair at worst(this is due to gamemaker's scripting engine, but still takes away from the game)
the game was too influenced by toby's worldview, it tainted his product and ultimately made it less enjoyable.
>>317895852
for you
>>317895852
Yes I am.
>>317895852
>the game was too influenced by toby's worldview,
Pacifism?
>>317895852
>the game was too influenced by toby's worldview, it tainted his product and ultimately made it less enjoyable.
You mean it's the only thing that made his product noteworthy instead of generic garbage.
>>317896386
no, leftism/progressivenes.
>>317896627
so you're agreeing with these guys? nice to know the tumblr takeover is in full effect.
>>317896787
>trust me my dad works for Nintendo
>>317896787
I 100% agree with toby and his ideals
>>317896787
>waaaah the game had gay people in it!
grow the fuck up
>>317896787
>so you're agreeing with these guys? nice to know the tumblr takeover is in full effect.
No, you're just retarded for saying "this product would be just as good if the director tried to be as objective as possible and way less passionate about it"
Also
>Posting a 'my dad works at nintendo' tier image unironically
>>317896917
my dad could beat up your dad.
>>317896948
>>>/t/umblr
>>317896978
don't care about gays in gaming, but a game with an 80% gay cast feels very unnatural.
>>317896787
The political message of the game is that killing people is kind of a really dick thing to do.
>>317896787
>If I mention tumblr it surely will get someone to argue with me
>that's when I'll pull out the big guns and really get em
Give it up dude. It's not gonna work in this one.
>>317897130
i wonder how much guys like this would stomp around in their houses if they knew i had 4chan, tumblr, and even reddit open right now
>>317896787
So you're a terrible human being who wants everyone else to suffer to serve your happiness. No surprises there.
Conservatism: "I personally am content right now, so nothing should ever change, fuck everyone who isn't as lucky as me".
>>317897130
Hey, leave the torrent board out of...
Wait, we still have a torrent board? I wonder why that surprises me.
>>317897130
I was going to make a joke about /t/ being the most tumblr of the boards, but it kind of makes sense since /t/ was made to share torrents of stuff and is mostly just porn now, and tumblr was made to share stuff, but is also mostly just porn now.
>>317897130
>80% gay
>only 4 characters are gay
>>317897130
>80% of the cast
Literally only two characters.
And debatably Papyrus, but I'm pretty sure he's too dumb to actually "get" romance/sex anyway.
>>317894101
>Nepeta getting stabbed, DOOFED and vaporized
I'll never stop enjoying this.
>>317897472
and two of them aren't even main characters.
You just know that they all ended up getting run over in the first hour after leaving the Underground
>>317897241
>implying i'm conservative
politics is retarded, but anyone with a brain can see how detrimental progressive philosophy is to well...actual progress.
>>317897176
I got more of a 'friendship is magic' vibe from it, which is what I meant when I said his progressive worldview took away from the game. the ambiguous characters and gay cast are a side effect of, not the main issue I have.
undertale is a really derivative game, which makes it a really really underwhelming experience. the demo was really nice, and gave me a good idea of what the game 'should have' been. when I progressed past snowdin, all of these ideas had been thrown out in favor of 'lets be friends' and 'annoying trope based characters'
who gives a fuck if anime lizard is gay, the fact that there's an anime lizard at all says it all.
>>317890760
>all those replies
neo /v/
>>317897629
dont sexualize the tem!
>>317897736
>>317897472
only four are straight too,
>asgore and toriel
>dogamy and dogassea.
everyone else is either gay, ambiguous, genderless, or retarded like papyrus.
>>317897472
>>317897519
Name all of the straight characters
>>317887774
I tried a thing.
>>317897678
>>317897909
I was expecting vibrating faces
I am disappointed
>>317897819
noooo
stp
>>317897909
Too many frames
>>317897889
Are you only talking about main characters?
>>317897968
I guess I could do that too.
>>317898019
What do you mean?
>>317897889
That ice-bird comedian thing and his amalgamite wife
>>317897896
Toriel, Asgore, Sans, that one dog couple.
Everyone else is pretty ambiguous as either their preference never comes up or depends on if the main character is interpreted as a male or female.
>>317895397
If you stopped at mid Act 5, both of your questions are a no. It gets 100X more convoluted. Currently the 8 kids (Yes, 8, four of which are alternate universe versions of the kids guardians) and the surviving trolls are preparing for the final battle against 3 different versions of Jack, the troll empress, and lord english while protecting lord english's sister that he killed but they brought her back because John gained magic retcon powers from the furthest ring using a magic macguffin ring that brings ghosts back to life and also retcon'd vriska's death who's helping with the fight and also lord english was once a sburb player and he spends a good chunk of act 5 recreating the entirety of homestuck with mspaint drawings and clay figures
That's just scratching the surface.
>>317898472
How is Sans explicitly straight?
omigosh you gota dogresidu!!!!!!!
>>317898472
You probably can assume B.pants is straight.
>>317898472
>Sans
Try again
>>317897889
>ambiguous, genderless, or retarded
Like 99% of auxiliary vidya characters.
>>317898685
Oh yeah, him too.
>>317898670
I guess it's not explicit, but damn if the nigga wasn't hitting up Toriel.
>>317898685
We're not making assumptions.
>>317898860
He was just friends with Toriel.
>>317887146
I know it's based on a girl, but the shop temmie looks like a guy wih long hair to me, just like Frisk.
>tfw everyone is memeing a new game that hasn't been on sale or bundled yet
>>317899312
Just pirate it.
Its what I did. I might even buy it later.
>>317890760
>He actually read homosuck
>>317897889
>everyone else is either gay, ambiguous, genderless, or retarded like papyrus.
>retarded like papyrus
>being mad you got friendzoned
>>317888057
>anon says while posting a buff muffet
>>317898974
sans is 'too lazy to look into those kinds of things'
BUM
do
BOM
do
BUM
do do
BOM
>>317899782
Buffet
>>317893225
>i don't like something
>must be tumblrinas
is this the new "jews" of /v/?
>>317900049
I thought that was reddit
>>317900049
gay
>>317897968
>>317900212
Better
I cant deal with how good the soundtrack is.
Especially the boss themes like Mettaton, Undyne and Asgore.
is Temmie just Chen + Toby's Shitposting Dog Form?
>>317890760
>Comparing Nepeta to Temmie
Holy shit I don't even care that much about Hamstuck but FUUUCK YOU
>>317900441
This
The game's worth it for the soundtrack alone.
>>317892935
literally the only thing of any value on tumblr are some of the art blogs.
>>317900441
>I can't deal
>>317900731
>This
>>317900850
>meme arrows
>>317892935
weren't you just shitposting in the other Undertale thread that got 404'd?
how does sans know what dunking is when there is no basketball in the underground
>>317901126
>mfw ''geeetttt dunked on''
>>317894101
Christ.
I never bothered exposing myself to this trash before but the aesthetic alone BLEEDS autism. It's like tails got trolled without being self aware. And even THAT shit is too much autism for my taste.
>>317901126
>What are cookies and milk
>>317897889
Bratty & Catty want Mettaton's motorpenis.
>>317894101
>Tavros being stabbed
>tfw I remember being shocked at this part
>>317901734
More degeneracy
Who lusts after a rectangular box with arms?
>>317901734
>Bratty & Catty want to motorboat Mettatons motorpenis
>>317901734
Burgerpants also had a thing for these two
>>317893151
UltraDavid is the best fucking dude in the FGC. This man knows
>>317902295
Asgore is a great guy, this comic is sullying his character
>>317902487
You mean King Asgore "Toddler Torture Technician" Dreemurr?
>>317900441
>Megalovania
>Hopes and Dreams
Those two alone are worth a whole purchase. Hopes and Dreams literally filled me with determination.
>>317901126
>implying
Papyrus wears basketballs on his shoulders when you hang out with him. You learn they're MTT-brand fashionballs during your time as an investigative news reporter.
>>317887279
They way they talk weird, I thought maybe they were just dumb. I assumed when she came back from college it would change the way the Temmies talked; like instead, they would speak all professionally.
Just finished the game for the first time, and holy shit, that entire ending sequence:>Asgore destroying the Mercy option
>the entire Asgore fight
>suddenly Flowey MURDERS THE FUCK OUT OF ASGORE
>he crashes the game
>overwrites your save
>OH GOD WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT
>suddenly there's actually a kind of SHMUP boss
>File 1 saved
>File 1 loaded
>you call for help
>use the power of the other humans to kick his ass
>abuses savestates to kill you over and over
>LOAD FAILED
Jesus christ, that everything got me pumped.
>>317902295
>Alphys experimenting on your shota body
>Bad
>>317902741
Seriously. and then reloading and getting the True Pacifist end and getting EVEN MORE PUMPED
>>317902487
>killed 6 children
>didn't rescue his people
>doesn't absorb the souls despite danger
>doesn't know what is happening in his kingdom
>waters flowers and drinks tea while his people are dying
>doesn't have any chocolate in the fridge
>>317902824
>>317902598
>Hopes and Dreams
The only problem with that is that it stops and restarts over if you die
It really ought to continue right through the BUT IT REFUSED screen
>>317896787
>a person had opinions that differ from mine! He should have changed his game to pander to ME, me, I'm the only one that matters!
>>317902883
Every time I see the one on the left I imagine Asriel jump kicking Alphys in the face
>Mettaton EX
>Essay portion
>write "he's hot"
>He responds and says he knows he looks great
HOW DID HE KNOW!?I want to fuck that robot.
If Untertale can be its own creepypasta, is that a pro, or a con?
>>317902870
And if you want easy shitpost bait, get any Sans x Toriel image and post it on /vg/. It pisses them off something fierce.
>>317891420
hOIVS!!
>>317903325
The meta aspects easily improve the game.
Without it shit would be rather generic.
>>317900564
The artist's name is Temmie, so it might be her rendition of the annoying dog. She has a twitter so you could probably ask her yourself.
>>317891942( * Feeling of being watched. )
>>317891836
This guy knows whats up
I would also fuck it
>>317903456
Remember to show her pictures of your piss bottles.
When is Sans meant to give you the key to his secret room, I finished True Pacifist and didn't get it
tem loves... SHITPOST!!
>>317903731
When you meet him in the final hallway, keep reloading and talking to him. He realizes you're fucking with time and gives you the key.
>>317887146
She's in a shit game.
>>317890760
Undyne has Vriska's outfit and a spear, but as far as personality goes, she's not really similar to them.
Temmies are just retarded Mr. Saturns.
The Jade dog is just a random throwaway NPC with 2 lines.
>>317887774
TIME TO KILL EVERYTHING
>>317903815
Not him, but I just did true pacifist and sans never showed up in the hallway. Are you supposed to do pacifist but not make friends or something?
>>317903815
That lazy skeletal nigger
Well I was thinking of doing a reset anyway
>>317903861
here's your reply
>>317903985
He shows up the first time you're there, before you fight Asgore. He explains EXP and LOVE to you
>>317903985
Something had to go wrong because he's there to judge your EXP and LV.
>>317903325
I read that as Uddertale
holy shit this thread is tumblr incarnate
it's actually kind of depressing
>>317904086
>>317904107
Oh, shit. I just remembered I went into the hallway, but then I went back to do the alphys date. I guess it only triggers the first time you go in the hallway, even if you don't get to him.I was planning on doing another pacifist run anyway
>>317904153
>STOP LIKING WHAT I DON'T LIKE
>>317904151
Goat udders
>>317904260
no, just stop shitting up /v/.
go back to tumblr.
hard mode when
booby
![latest[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/DjQTux0.jpg "latest[1].jpg")
>>317887774
hey, rofl
>>317904260
undertale is actually one of my favorite games of the year
you guys are just acting like tumblr spawn autists
>>317904260
Why reply?
>>317904365
FORBODEN
>>317901734
so hyped for the downfall of heteronormative video games.
>There are people who don't have the guts to play the Genocide route but rather watch it on Youtube
I just got to Undyne on genocide and she's kicking my ass. How do I git gud?
>>317904521
>implying I give nearly enough of a shit to grind enemies just to get the edgy ending
>>317904342
Probably, most likely, never.
>>317904521
>Working hard to get True Pacifist
>not giving into frustration and killing Undyne or Flowey
>throwing that all away to be an edgelord and kill my friends
>>317897889
Are you saying that you aren't straight? You're the one controlling Frisk, so they're whatever you want them to be.
>>317904598
By keeping trying and learning patterns.
No one is born good at bullet hell.
>>317904598
you'll remember the green arrow patterns soon enough, then it just becomes a matter of dodging the circular spear patterns.
>hOI!!!!! im temmie
what did she mean by this?
>>317905467
that she's high
>>317905467
"Please punch me in my stupid catdog face"
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>>317905467
She needs monies for coo lleg
>>317896787
>tfw the person who wrote that article is interning for a clickbait website and literally wrote it to attract the /v/ audience
