cow on the roof
Brilliant post, worth its own thread my friend.
>>317815159
thanks
im going to bumb this thread because its very good
>>317816510
Me too.
Lol what the fuck????? ?
>cow on the roof
And so it was.
>>317815112
>cow on the roof
what did he mean by this ?
Takes a crane to get them out.
>>317815112
One spawned in a house for me.
It's a bird
>>317815112
cow
on roof?
Absolute madcow.
>it takes a crane to get it out
>>317815112
I don't see a cow. Is it behind that Brahmin?
>>317815112
holy crap what's it doing there
They are actually two cows
mind blown
>>317815112
>a cow in a roof
>>317816947
holy shit
Chicken in the trash
>>317817914
It takes a crane to get them out.
>line up special items in a room
>cow spawns in the room and fucks everything up
sleep tight cowe
>>317815112
Another cow on a roof
>shut the fuck up Carla you're a god damn trashcan
>I can hear them from up here
>my people
>>317817914
>hearthstone.jpg
sturges on the roof
well done
>>317817707
it's only 1 cow you fucker
Flamingo in a urinal
Cow?!?
On the roof?!?
>>317815112
Woah this is crazy! Hahaha how did he get up there
>>317815112
That cows always doing weird shit on my game. And for some reason it's never near the vendor bitch. Thanks Todd.
>>317818803
someone mooooooved me there
>>317818675
nice textures brah
>>317818931
Xbone pleb race, sorry anonkun :'(
Wait a minute, that cow...
![O_Brother_G_06[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/Rrdwa5G.jpg "O_Brother_G_06[1].jpg")
>>317818884
He got stuck under the bridge at sanctuary for a few days for me. Little guy is crazy like that.
>>317818902
I think you just gave me cancer. Thanks
>>317815112
poo in loo?
>>317815112
>>317818146
Apparently this is a pretty common thing in Fallout 4. Happened to me so i built stairs to the roof, killed it and resurrected it in console commands.
>>317815112
>Goes straight to the guides.
I guess he didn't wanna rack up a huge bill.
mama murphy on the roof
What are these bears doing? i'm only 12
>>317819717
some more bears
>>317819804
more ber
>>317819882
ber wt u doin? ber?
>>317819970
monkey trouble! hehe
>>317819629lookin forward to that chair
>>317820057
what did he mean by this ?
>>317820083step inside and close the door to win a free chair
>>317819804
SAY IT LOUD
SAY IT CLEAR
SYNTHS ARE WELCOME HERE
Quality thread
This is what passes for content in a generic maze of hallways: a skeleton with a pristine 200 year old pistol laying next to it, mannequins arranged in a particular way, or teddy bears arranged in a particular way.
Bravo level designers. Such rich content.
>>317819242
MGTOW MAN LMAO
FUCKING KILLLLLLLLL
>>317820401
uninspired shitpost
>>317820452
undisguised shillpost
What is that? Is that a deer?
Is that a donkey..?
Come onnn, let me see your FACE...!
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
>>317820518
you need new material
>>317820173
This kind of thing in games always cracks me up, be it someone writing "HELP ME" on the wall in their own blood or someone writing a terminal entry conveniently right as shit hits the fan or whatever.
>>317820451Codsworth disliked this
>>317820518
>>317820548
Waiting for that sick (You) brah come on already
>>317820401
>open toilet stall
>there's something in the bowl
>see teddy bears
>they're humping each other
>open a 200 year old cash register
>brimming with notes
Thanks, Bethesda.
Guys I need help. Anyone know anything about these two bugs:
1) My cryolater shoots nothing. Things die but I see 0 effects except for them turning into ice sometimes
2) My laser gatling gun doesn't use up the fusions core ammo. I have 53 and when I deplete one and reload the number doesn't go down. It used to work before and now it doesn't.....
>>317815112
this whole thread reminds me of pictures of cows getting stuck in every single way possible
one of the oddest threads on /b/, shame i didn't save the pictures
>>317820643
That screen was in a cell inside an insane asylum
>>317820401
Sometimes computer terminals expose all needed backstory to a particular location.
Now that's content.
>>317820782
It's not that odd. Cows are stupid mother fuckers and have a knack for getting stuck in strange places
>>317820782
Cows?
>>317820734
Or better yet - open a 200 year old cash register and it is loaded with bottle caps. ??????????
>>317820734
You meant this bears, right?
Anon on a 4chan
I did a lot of side quests and have now beaten the main quest. I have got to say, I feel pretty fucking disappointed. Rode the hype train all the way till maybe 6 hours into the game when I started realizing that the world is incredibly empty and boring. Every decision and action, including building settlements and maintaining them for whatever reason, is incredibly tedious and boring and pretty much pointless.
Seriously, as soon as I beat the main quest (which was like 6 quests in total...) I've lost any desire to play this shit.
>>317820815
I've lost count of the possessive "it's" I've seen. Feels like they offloaded the writing to freelancers and didn't bother to spellcheck it.
>>317820917
Even better - open a 200 year old MASTER locked safe and it has a pipe pistol, 15 .38 rounds, 15 pre-war money, 23 bottle caps, jet, and a stimpak.
>>317820709
This shit pisses me off. God damn Codsworth judging me. So what if I'm addicted to Buffout and steal shit, fuck off
>>317820815
There's barely any terminals with writing in them
all the lore is told though skeletons in funny poses
>>317819443
>pretty common
>only seen this happen once in 60 hours
The wonderful thing about anecdotal evidence is that it's anecdotal.
*smacks lips* Hol' Up
>>317818675
skull in urinal
this guy was trying pass through the wall
>>31782095
I don't know what these are. The last ones I've seen were in the brewery where you go on Travis' quest, I think. They were lying on a mat on a conveyor belt. There were candles and bottles around them.
Jun Long on the roof.
>>317821019
The loot in those things is just shit, pipe guns everywhere
>>317820903
I wasn't talking about cows themselves, I agree they are dumb as fuck.
But the whole thread was hilariously bizarre, that anon took time to collect a huge amount of cows getting stuck, either himself or online I don't know but it was fascinating.
>>317821071
He just wants whats best for you anon
>>317821108
Everytime I travel to sanctuary there's a brahmin in the roof, sometimes a settler or two will join her so I set them up with some chairs
>>317820917
I only ever seen pre war money.
Surprised that they're not rusted shut
![fake28n-1-web[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/4o0B5mS.jpg "fake28n-1-web[1].jpg")
Goat in the water.
>>317821514
>find a bunch of money, cigarettes, and tin cans
>turn them into beds
Truly I am a wasteland wizard.
Who /grognak/ here?
>>317815112
Settlement on the roof
>>317821560
meme meme meme
meme meme mememe
meme meme meme
meme meme
Starting a new game. On a scale of edgy to typical nuclear family how do I look?
where can i find the aliums?
nothing behind the door
>>317821612
>Lead Pipe
>Scrap it
>Get Steel
Wasteland alchemy
>>317821870
>>317821791
This is a cow or other things on a roof thread, please leave or re-adjust your posts
>>317820909
I had to.
http://crossfade.io/#!/uoi2pppwgj
>>317815112
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0WTpOPKneNE
>>317815112
xDDD upvoted
>Not having a tower of cow
>>317821791
Generic as fuck
>>317820909
Awww. This makes me happy. The least you can do for these factory cows is to give them a little bit of love.
>>317816947
:')
>>317822148
Is it pronounced Ch-eye-ka or Ch-ay-ka? Never seen the show. Just curious.
>>317822049
If I go to the zoo in Australia, will I see cows and squirrels as exotic animal exhibits?
>>317821983
Alrighty then, more cows on rooftops for you
>>317822091
You look like Carlito from Dead Rising.
another way to trap caravan in sanctuary hills is by building defense post and turret near bridge in a way that trader and his brahmin can come in but not get out..
Junk trader was stuck in my sanctury for whole 2 weeks until i realised what was wrong...
>>317822263
Ch-eye-ka.
>>317822268
I don't know anon i'm british.
>>317821019
After leveling up my lockpick, I feel regret
Fallout 4 is a top quality game.
My eyes on the price.
>>317821791
Looking like a gay kekold.
>>317822503
le STD ridden druggie face
Game has it's ups and downs.
I'm enjoying it.
>>317822117
Mechanical love.
>>317818902
>>317822746
Uh uh, the buffout kept her vagina clenched and her soul pure.
>>317822781
>tfw fighting legendary Deathclaws while using Spray n Pray
didn't even stand a chance
>>317821645
Yo dog, I heard you like RPGs. So we put an RPG in a game you thought was going to be an RPG.
>>317817454
>being that autistic
>>317822781
And Exploding Miniguns turn the game into Warhammer 40k
>>317822781
> that damage
VERY EASY
E
R
Y
E
A
S
Y
>>317822960
why is your dog white
>>317822091
John Travolta from pulp fiction?
>>317822953
>I can't sarcasm: The Guy
>>317821142
HA! i saw this yesterday and thought how much of a psychopath a raider actually is. Gonna have lots of fun on my female Raider run-through
>>317822868
Try a Explosive Minigun
>>317822960
>>317822781
I feel the same way with the elevator sections.
>>317822412
>I'm British
Sorry my limey friend... I red, white, and blew it. Here in the land of the free, britbongs and 'straya sound alike.
I will give thanks to you tomorrow for it was your oppressive country that allows me to shovel food in my mouth and call it a holiday.
Anyone else worried their hands will be too sore for vidya from clapping after Thanksgiving Dinner?
>mfw
>>317823027
I'm a super high level with one of the best weapons in the game. Survival difficulty.
Fun fact. Explosive Weapons benefit from Demolitons Expert. So you can get double damage from the Weapons personal tree perks, then another double damage from the demolitions tree perks.
>>317823050
Just a quick retexture. I wanted my dog to look more like my real life dog.
>>317823135
>>317822781
>TFW farming legendary enemies while on survival difficulty in the glowing sea
>>317823135
can't wait to get gun like that
>>317822781
I keep trying to convince my self the game sucks because of /v/ but some how I have over 50 hours into this game and still playing.
>>317823257
Dem canadian raiders
>>317823335
>>317823343
If you have Max Endurance and Mysterious Serum, you can survive the radiation their without Power Armour. Rad Away or a Hazmat suit.
Ghoulish Perk, Solar Powered Perk and Jesus Heal perk make you a living tank.
Related. Healing from radiation and taking no radiation damage.
Why does the textures go to shit at ultra settings sometimes?
>>317821108
I mean that specific Brahmin goes on that specific roof in a bucnch of people's games not that it keeps heppening. It shouldn't happen at all.
>>317823056
God damn! That is a great motherfucking milkshake
>>317823248
>>317823552
texture streaming is a mess
>>317823370
after effect of explosive minigun into a pack of ghoul + a car that exploded almost instantly.
>>317823670
Is there a fix?
>>317823370
Good luck, friend. It's so much fun.
>>317823417
I don't listen to /v/ for a lot of things. They often just want another Tortanic shit show so they can meme all day long.
Modding community has already picked up. Though we're not going to see anything super impressive until we get GECK. Bethesda delayed the release for some fucking reason.
Cryolator is also a pretty fun weapon. No enemies have Ice defence.
>Have done 5 of the rare trader encounters
>sent them all to Castle
>Not a single one of them has shown up
Please kill me
>>317819242
that game pissed the shit out of me
fucking level scaling radroaches jesus christ
>>317823764
Another Cryolator webm.
In my game fuckin Strong got stucked on the roof.I had do send him to Red Rocket to fix it, but now theres a fuckin settler stuck there who cant get moved by any means.
Bravo, Todd
>>317823923
Also liking some of the clothing in this game.
>>317824086
>Nazi Officer Hat
H O W
O
W
>>317822781
How do you have that much minigun ammo
>>317824198
Mod.
>want to side with brotherhood
>lose out on unique power armor helmet if you do
halp.
Also, how many power armor pieces with effects are there?
>>317824307
There are two Perks in the Luck Tree that give Ammo and Caps. There is another perk in the Charisma Tree that is essentially discounts and more stock.
I sell every bit of Ammo that isn't Missiles or Minigun Ammo. With all the money I make, I buy more Minigun Ammo. Shops refill their stock after two days.
I also have Water Purifying Farms. When you have a tonne of Water Purifiers up at each settlement. Your purified Water gets put in your workshop. Each settlement can get upwards of 50-100. After a few days, that turns into several hundred or even a couple thousand.
I also sell all of those to make more money for my Minigun and Missile Ammo.
Are there any good mods yet?
Looking for:
A custom radio
Written dialogue
Anythingfun
>>317824307
Buy them
>>317822091
Oh hi Mark
>>317824629
that should be "side with railroad"
my mistake
>>317820173
>Help Me
>Danger
Spooky
>>317824629
a random named raider on the south-eastern part of the map had a raider shoulder peice with quad duraiblity on it.
>>317824687
>>317823417
Yeah same here.
Maybe /v/ just lowered my expectations and so i was surprised at just how bad the game isn't.
In either case, i'm 110 hours in and still discovering new places.
>>317824687
>50-100
I get 400+ at my island farm.
With my CHA, perks, and gear I can sell that for about 5000 caps
>>317824629
>how many power armor pieces with effects are there?
I found 2 legendary leg piece, 1 torso at polymer lab and the helmet you posted.
Check the BoS armory, teagan sells legendary P.A pieces from time to time.
>>317824687
This guy.
>>317824629
http://fallouttracker.com/#!/
No idea how complete this is, but whatever.
>>317824715
Stop being spoonfed and fucking google.
>>317824629
Why does that texture look like complete ass
>>317824715
Custom radio is a thing
Written dialogue is a thing
Nexus mods is what to google.
>>317824989
Why would you need that much money? THe most expensive thing i found is big boy in diamond city for 8k+.
>>317825091
Because I don't want to have to weed through 6000 loli nude anime mods. I'd prefer if people say the good ones that are established
>>317825109
common bug where the textures don't load the close-up texture resulting in seeing the ultra low quality one
daily reminder
>>317825152
Miniguns Ammo and Missile ammo is extremely expensive. Especially when your minigun wastes ammo faster than anything
>>317825195
There's a search function,browsing by category and a top list.
Stop being retarded.
X-01 armor + institute paint.
So good.
>>317824753
I don't think I could afford them. I've just seen this guys videos a few times before and they always start with him showing it on survival difficulty as if to make a statement about the game but essentially just cheats. I mean I beat the game at level 21. It wasn't hard but deathclaws weren't trivial.
>>317823417
~130 here but I leave my game running
>>317824969
/v/ was right about the mechanics becoming casual tier, I was expecting another skyrim as a result but I had hopes thatMODS WILL FIX IT
However the actual content of the game, the stuff that can't be modded, caught me by surprise. I thought it was going to be bland and generic a la skyrim but I'm loving the world.
I still miss skills, traits, and unique perks tho ;_;
>>317825372
Looks like shit cap'n
>>317822475
I think the only unique item attained through lockpicking is the cryolator which is intentionally shoved in your face so you can't miss it before you leave vault 111.
I never would have guessed that lockpicking and hacking would be useless skills.
Speaking of useless skills, at least 60% of the perks are useless.
>>317825243
>le rpg elements are all gone meme
apart from skills, what does fo1/2 have that fo4 doesnt?
>>317825536
Actual dialog options.
>>317825535
Which ones? Tbh all of them seem like boring and trashy shit.
>>317825261
Missile launcher? Why use that, it only has 150dmg fully modded, at least for me. Way less dps than a combat rifle.
>>317824086
If you're gonna be an edgelord, why not wear red?
>>317815112
happened to me last night, how the fuck did it get there I don't know, fucking Trashcan Carla
>>317825580
another meme, try playing the game
>>317825536
It's just memesters who think dialogue options are the only viable way to RP in a video game.
It's best to ignore shit tier RPers.
>>317825535
thats because most of the perks are just simple % modifiers with nothing unique about them but making your guns 20% stronger.
>>317825712
Try to stop shitposting.
>>317825646
Because it scales from Heavy Weapons and Demolitions Expert. It's the only weapon in the game, aside from Fatboy that scales from two different stats. Then you can include in all the raw % stats like Lone Wanderer and Bloody Mess. The only reason I use this instead of the Fat Boy is because Missiles are plentiful. I have 600.
My Missile Launcher does 900 Damage.
Thinking of starting a new character who is a naked alcoholic chinaman who only uses explosives.
I'm gonna get the mod that removes all essential tags and kill every one I can find (ending with the diamond city merchants).
>>317825536
Dialogue offering more than 4 options, and also mean more than Yes/Happy Yes/Angry Yes/Sarcastic Yes, and the occasional Give me extra caps Yes.
>>317825712
The dialogue is really awful. It's like playing a 1 INT build 24/7, even with high speech.
>>317825627
Yeah the perks are mostly boring % increases or skills that are literally useless. Max level of bottlecap scavenging or ammo scavenging doesn't seem to make a difference at all.
The few unique skills usually require 2-4 levels invested in weak % increases before you even get a decent skill. Which was kind of their way of rolling skills into perks. Instead of getting 25, 50, 75, 100 small arms skill you get 4 levels of <generic weapon class> and the final skill might add some lame effect like "more limb damage".
>>317825652
>nazi's are edge lords
>yfw
>>317825535
Amd even then you can order dogmeat to fetch it
>>317815112
moo lol
>>317825152
I don't, but it's nice to have on reserve. I usually do what the other anon mentioned and buy ammo/missiles but i also buy lots of junk shipments also for crafting/settlement building (concrete, antiseptic, etc.)
>>317825771
Most ranks have a % increase + a unique attribute like staggering, disarming, limb damage, etc.
Have you played the game at all?
>>317825912
Who happen to be a war veteran who got his wife killed and his son kidnapped ?
>>317822960
it still needs more Dakka!
>>317825862
Try that with a special missile launcher that does double damage at full health and you just wreck shit everywhere
>>317825912
How? You're a suburbanite American patriot who gets cryogenically frozen for 200 years.
>>317826024
>not skipping the intro for all subsequent playthroughs
Are you even trying /v/?
>>317825948
They could've made it interesting by putting your skills to use via dialogue options the way Obsidian did. That way, you could still get some fun out of putting 4 perks into Small Guns or whatever.
>>317826017
The Staggering attribute is just the last level of a perk where you have to be level 40+ in most cases.
>>317826135
I got it. It's ridiculous. It's why I mostly use my Minigun or Cryolator.
Fun Fact. The Cryolator Scales from the Heavy Weapon perk despite being Rifle Size and have Rifle Animations
>>317825952
nazi's themselves, no
but people who wear their shit and draw ponies in uniforms in this day and age, yes
>>317826219
Yeah that's a big point I forgot. Before you even get access to unique perks you have to be level 30-40.
>>317825646
At work so companion app pic but heavy weapons perk really boosts damage, I think I'm about 4/5 right now.
>Targeting computer mod for missile launcher
I love it so much
>>317826024
>>317826146
Oh you mean there's a backstory and a presupposed role for your character in the storyline just like every other video game ever made?
Yep, totally impossible to role play. Pre-order cancelled.
>>317826342
Not him but the perks are indeed quite boring. They should have completly left out boring % modifiers and let mods do the damage boosting. Let perks be perks and not buffs. Unique shit and stuff.
>>317826148
There's no intro skip option. Your past is also written into storylines, terminals, and dialogues. What are you going to tell Piper when she asks you for an interview?
>>317826339
It's a game, bro. I'm playing a character that isn't actually me. I saw the mod for the hat and thought it was professional work.
After I saw that Coat, I decided to wear both of them because they looked good together.
Calm your tits.
>>317825771
>thats because most of the perks are just simple % modifiers with nothing unique about them but making your guns 20% stronger.
Just like skills in previous games.
>>317826527
>what is saving one game right before you leave the vault
>what is the whole point of a kill everything role play is that you ignore the story and all missions.
>>317825536
skills affecting conversations
special affecting conversations
perks affecting conversations
Hows your muttfruit plantation looking /v/?
>>317826948
>pipboy light
You filthy scum.
>>317826752
Because everyone wants to do a psychopath run, right? I mean, how does being a housewife turn you into a good killer? I'd imagine after growing up in a 50's style America, you wouldn't really be that prone to murder.
I do agree with what a lot of /v/ is saying. Some of the dialogue and options really are shit.
But some are alright
>>317826948
Fuck Mutfruit plants. Fucking glitchy large pieces of shit.
>>317827104
Epic!
>>317827053
You can do any sort of run that was possible in previous bethesda games.
If you don't like bethesda games, that is one thing. But to say that people can't and don't role play them in any number of ways is ridiculous.
>>317827118
who tato tycoon here?
>locked first aid kit
???
>>317827218
I have Tato, Mutfruit, Corn, and Carrots. All are useful for something.
>>317826948
>>317827218
>not growing corn
>>317826948
Water and adhesive farm here.
>>317827278
I mainly have corn, tatos, and carrots
also I dedicated one settlement to solely growing watermelons
>>317827298
Of course I grow corn, what kind of idiotic bastard doesn't grow corn
>>317827298
>Not having one farm dedicated to every resource type
>>317827053
So run a pacifist kek with companions/townspeople protecting you if you want to.
>>317815159
Back in the day you'd open a thread for the tiniest of things. Even a dumb screenshot warranted its own thread. The constant increase in the posts/threads ratio is a relatively new thing.
>>317827429
I'm planning to do that once I beat the main quest and run out of shit to do but be an autist and build settlements
Also started attempting to make my own mod to make Base Invasions a bit more intense.
Turns out you can't do it with GECK (fuck you todd, release modding tools).
But I did bug out my game to summon 200 Legendary Ghouls every 10 minutes. After about a thousand, your game crashes.
>>317827408
>>317827429
do you guys put blacks in your corn fields?
cause that would be racist if you did
MFW we are having farming discussions from fallout
>>317827574
Can't do it until geck**
What's the significance of legendary enemies mutating? Their health refreshes and they become stronger?
also, another screen grabbed recently
if you wondered why they didn't include full dialogue options
>>317827574
If you get the Minute Men ending, the Institute attacks your Castle
>My face when I was based at the castle with missle, laser, flamethrower turrets and walls of power armor that my peasants jumped into
They never stood a chance
>>317827595
I can't farm cotton, so sorry about doing having to send them to the corn farms.
Bramhin pls go
