OOOOOOOOOOH SHIIIIIIIIIIIT
Political Machine 2016 is out, and y'all niggas know what that means.
Does /v/ have what it takes to win the USA Elections and become the new President of the United States?
ONLY ONE WAY TO FIND OUT.
The game defaults to Easy but fuck that. We're playing on Normal with the standard game length of 21 weeks and the Starting Funds as 100%
FIRST, THE MOST IMPORTANT DECISION. WHO ARE WE PLAYING AS? I'm giving you all 10 minutes to decide via good old democratic vote. Here are the choices.
We can also create our own custom dude, giving him his own stats, appearance and shit. Your choice.
>>317796957
Trump
>>317796957
CAN'T STUMP THE TRUMP
>>317796957
TRUMP
>>317796957
Small loan of a million trumps
>>317796957
trump because memes
>>317796957
Rand Paul
>>317796957
Fuck all the Trump memers, we should be making our own candidate called "/v/"or "/pol/"
>>317796957
I'm with >>317797532 this man
>>317797532
Our own candidate
Call himGaben
>>317796957
Make our own guy to better fit our views
>>317796957
Been twenty minutes, man.
>>317797091
>>317797123
>>317797186
>>317797295
>>317797401
Trump barely wins!
Here are his stats.
Stamina 7
>This determines how many STAMINA POINTS your candidate has, allowing for more actions per turn
Money 10
>This determines your candidate's INITIAL FUNDS
Fund Raising Ability 8
>This determines how much money our candidate brings in when FUNDRAISING
Charisma 8
>Charisma increases the effectiveness of SPEECHES and ADS
Appearance 5
>Appearance increases the effectiveness of INTERVIEW appearances
Credibility 1
>Credibility increases the effectiveness of your NEGATIVE ADS and decreases the effects of NEGATIVE ADS your opponent makes
Experience 5
>Experience makes it easier to win ENDORSEMENTS by decreasing their POLITICAL CAPITAL cost
Intelligence 5
>Intelligence increases the responses available during an INTERVIEW
Now we have to select our opponent. Who is it?
For the sake of the challenge, I'm not allowing you guys to create your own opponent, you have to pick from the list.
>>317798698
Shillary
>>317798698
Shillary, of course
>>317798698
Hillarious Clinton
>>317798698
Feel the Bern, Sanders
>>317798698
Hillary "Snuke" Clinton of course.
>>317798698
Bernie Sanders
>>317798698
Shillary
>>317798698
Bernie "The Kuck" Sanders, of course.
>>317798698
Hillary Clinton is the most realistic adversary so I'm going with her
>>317798698
Bernie
>>317798698
bernie the kek sanders
>>317798698
Bernie "Living the communist life while blacks bang my wife" Sanders
>>317798761
>>317798775
>>317798806
>>317798932
>>317799070
>>317799158
Hillary Wins!
READY... SET...
Some nice tutorial stuff. Don't forget, we only have 21 weeks (turns) to win.
>>317799439
>Not respecting flag code
Triggering tbqh family
>>317799626
Give speech about the WALL
Trump has 5 million dollars on hand and 11 Stamina
The competition immediately starts as both Trump and Clinton have their Headquarters and starting point on New York. This means they both start with a Central Headquarter there. Right now, the headquarter is giving each of them 10,000 dollars per week and some research on what the top worries of the state are.
This does not bode well for Trump, as New York is 53% Democrat, 36% Republican and 11% Undecided. In other words, winning this territory could prove to be an insurmountable challenge.
Regardless, we have a few choices.
1) Improve our headquarters to have them give us 30 thousand dollars per week and more awareness. (Costs 500,000 dollars and 4 stamina)
2) Try to fight in this territory
3) Move on to another territory
>>317799626
Build a HQ, with turrets on it.
>>317800201
New york is full of shillary keks.
Move on to somewhere else
>>317800201
Forgot image
>>317800201
Move on, New York is worth abandoning.
>>317800201
Nah, let's go for some of those gray states.
>>317800201
>>317800323
Upgrade the HQ so we get more money, but then get the fuck out
>>317800323
Run away. New York sucks
>>317800323
Get the fuck out of New York
>>317800323
Improve HQ. We can beat Hillary with the power of money alone.
>>317800450
Nah, the extra 20k per week over 21 weeks is a loss. And it costs 4 stamina. You trying to stump the Trump senpai?
You're fired.
>>317800298
>>317800331
>>317800342
>>317800469
>>317800539
Alright then. We're moving somewhere else.
Here's the map, if map is a color, it means that it has at least 10% advantage on that color over the other (so Red = Good). If it's grey, it means they're close.
Just landing on a state raises awareness of us, in other words, just landing there already improves their standing with us.
Where do we fly to?
>>317798593
>money 10
>credibility 1
>intelligence 5
heh
>>317800739
>Here's the map, if map is a color, it means that it has at least 10% advantage on that color over the other
Well you've certainly got Trumpspeak down.
Fly to Florida, let's get margaritas.
Oh, also, you guys probably will want to know about this.
This is the Electoral Votes map. The brighter the pink, the more this state is worth in terms of votes. So these are the ones that are more worth aiming for.
>>317800739
Florida.
And this is the Wealth Map. The brighter the yellow, the more money they can give out when you ask for a raise of funds (assuming they like you and you're doing well with them)
>>317800739
>>317800982
>>317801050
Glad we have Texas on our side.
Dare I suggest we try to fight for California?
>>317801121
We need to get Florida on side, plus it has less fags than California.
>>317800982
Colorado then
>>317801173
I'm good with Florida.
>>317801173
You convinced me. Florida it is.
>>317801121
Flo rida
>>317801293
Same here.
Has Trump's plane been shot down? Florida ain't that bad. Hurry up.
Well then. Let's go to Florida.
Here's how Florida's looking. Only a slight advantage towards Clinton, we can do this. We still have 10 Stamina.
Here are our options:
1) Create Ads (Good for changing a state or even the whole country's opinion, costly. Costs 3 Stamina))
2) Give a Speech (Good for raising awareness, costs no money, costs 5 Stamina)
3) Fundraising (Ask for money, the more they like us, the more money they give us, plus how wealthy they are, costs 3 Stamina)
4) Build HQ (Campaign Headquarters for weekly income and knowledge on issues, Consulting Office to get very important Operative Points, Outreach Center to get very important Special Interest Endorsement points, costs 4 Stamina)
5) I'm done with this state, let's try to gain awareness in others
>>317801669
Ads. Gotta spend that money somewhere.
>>317801669
I say we have an AD and then a Speech.
>>317801669
Give a speech bashing the sodomites.
>>317801669
Ads
>>317801669
Let's give some SPEECHES
>>317801669
A good Speech should help
>>317801669
Give a speech about the WALL
Alright, /v/, choose how the speech goes:
1) Your stance
>I favor
>I oppose
>Opponent favors
>Opponent opposes
2) The issue
Social Security (Everyone favors it)
Repeal Obamacare (Independents and Republicans favor it, Democrats don't)
Supporting Israel (Everyone favors it)
Student Loan Reform (Independents and Democrats favor it, Republicans don't)
Deficit Reduction (Everyone favors it)
>>317802105
I OPPOSE SUPPORTING ISRAEL
>>317802105
1) I favor
2) Social Security
>>317802105
oppose israel
give the kikes no quarter
>>317802105
REPEAL OBAMACARE
>>317802105
I oppose social security, that's pussy shit. A real American lives off the back of his hard work.
>>317802105
We can't be honest about Israel or we'll lose these elections. We gotta wait until we're president to really do shit about that.
Oppose Obamacare, fuck the Democrats.
>>317802105
Support Social Security
Florida is full of old fuckers, they will eat that up
>>317802105
HATE OBAMACARE
>>317802183
>>317802225
>>317802305
3% gained from telling Obamacare to fuck off. We're now starting to lead Florida. Good work.
We still have the stamina to do one other action.
1) Create Ads (Good for changing a state or even the whole country's opinion, costly. Costs 3 Stamina))
2) Give a Speech (Good for raising awareness, costs no money, costs 5 Stamina)
3) Fundraising (Ask for money, the more they like us, the more money they give us, plus how wealthy they are, costs 3 Stamina)
4) Build HQ (Campaign Headquarters for weekly income and knowledge on issues, Consulting Office to get very important Operative Points, Outreach Center to get very important Special Interest Endorsement points, costs 4 Stamina)
5) I'm done with this state, let's try to gain awareness in others
>>317802461
give speech on wall
>>317802461
Ads
>>317802461
Create an advertisement.
>>317802461
Outreach Center, need mo points fo dem endorsements
>>317802461
ads time
>>317802105
>Oppose social security because it's socialism security
>Oppose obamacare be mcause its obamao care
>Oppose Israel because it's 4chan
>oppose student loan reform because socialism
>approve deficit reduction
>>317802461
Do some ads.
>>317802509
>>317802516
>>317802538
Ads it is
1) Ground Game (Costs 50,000, ad works within the state we're on)
or
TV (Costs 450,000, ad works very well within the state and pretty well within the whole country)
And then, again.
1) Your stance
>I favor
>I oppose
>Opponent favors
>Opponent opposes
2) The issue
Social Security (Everyone favors it)
Repeal Obamacare (Independents and Republicans favor it, Democrats don't)
Supporting Israel (Everyone favors it)
Student Loan Reform (Independents and Democrats favor it, Republicans don't)
Deficit Reduction (Everyone favors it)
>>317802771
TV, make it widespread that we hate Obamacare and want to repel it. Let all Republicans fall to their knees.
>>317802771
Say that Hillary opposes Israel, slander that bitch.
>>317802771
TV
[X] HATE OBAMACARE
>>317802771
TV.
Let's praise student loans.
>>317802771
>doesn't even cost 10% of our dosh
TV on repealing Obamacare
>>317802771
I'm with >>317802897 this guy
>>317802771
>>317802806
>>317802875
These guys
>>317802806
>>317802875
>>317802949
The ad is done and will continue to have it's effect for some time.
The map has changed. Minnesota is now grey instead of blue, so it's within our reach. Albama is now on our side.
Before we end this turn, let's have two quick choices.
1) Do we move to another state on stay on this one. If so, which one?
2) Give me two states you want us to raise awareness for.
And then we can end our turn.
Stay yo
>>317803183
Stay. We need Florida.
>>317803183
Our fight in Florida is still not over. State ain't red! Let's stay here.
It's important to keep our lead in Texas and Oklahoma.
>>317803207
>>317803287
>>317803290
Alright. I traveled to Texas to raise our awareness there and then back to Florida to further raise our awareness here. Let's keep fighting in Florida.
ON TO THE NEXT TURN.
Quick choice. There's an opportunity in Rhodes Island, we need to travel there, whatever is there might be a positive or negative. It would cost us 2 stamina to go there and come back.
Do we risk it?
>>317803687
YES
SWEDEN YES
>>317803687
Always pick the mystery box. Go to the island
>>317803687
Sure
>>317803738
>>317803751
>>317803760
Well then... This sucks.
It's not like Rhodes Island was ever in our reach though, so I guess it doesn't really matter.
Clinton built Election Headquarters in both California and Pennsylvania. Meanwhile Florida is now 50 ours and 39 theirs, with only 11 undecided. In other words, it's pretty much ours.
We're still in Florida, though. What should we do?
1) Create Ads (Good for changing a state or even the whole country's opinion, costly. Costs 3 Stamina))
2) Give a Speech (Good for raising awareness, costs no money, costs 5 Stamina)
3) Fundraising (Ask for money, the more they like us, the more money they give us, plus how wealthy they are, costs 3 Stamina)
4) Build HQ (Campaign Headquarters for weekly income and knowledge on issues, Consulting Office to get very important Operative Points, Outreach Center to get very important Special Interest Endorsement points, costs 4 Stamina)
5) I'm done with this state, let's try to gain awareness in others
>>317803972
We don't need money, but we need to start winning Endorsements. Build a Outreach Center
>>317803867
The kook... More like the (...) :^)
>>317803972
Florida is good, move to Georgia
>>317803972
Build outreach
>>317803972
One more ad
>>317803972
Move to Pennsylvania
>>317803867
I hate that fat fuck and his faggot face.
>>317804034
>>317804127
Outreach Center built, we now gain 1 PR Clout per week. We can use this PR Clout to eventually start getting endorsements from major corporations, which will no doubt help our campaign.
We have 5 Stamina, just enough to one more action.
1) Create Ads (Good for changing a state or even the whole country's opinion, costly. Costs 3 Stamina))
2) Give a Speech (Good for raising awareness, costs no money, costs 5 Stamina)
3) Fundraising (Ask for money, the more they like us, the more money they give us, plus how wealthy they are, costs 3 Stamina)
4) (NEW) Upgrade Outreach Center (1 PR Clout per week to 3 PR Clout per week), costs 500,000 dollars.
5) I'm done with this state, let's try to gain awareness in others
>>317804414
Upgrade the Outreach Center, we got money
>>317804414
One more ad for good measure
>>317804414
A speech always helps
>>317804414
Upgrade Outreach
>>317804414
lets add an ad
>>317804470
>>317804703
Alright then. Are we good on Florida for now? If so, which state do we move to?
>>317804768
>>317804835
Go to Georgia
>>317804835
BUILD WALL
>>317804835
Colorado
>>317804835
Let's go conquer Cali
>>317804835
lets go for Michigan
>>317804835
Pensylvania
>>317804835
Fight for Pennsylvania
>>317804835
penn
>>317805083
>>317805108
Very well. I went to Pensylvania. It's 45% Hillary 42% us. How do we intend on gaining popularity here?
1) Create Ads (Good for changing a state or even the whole country's opinion, costly. Costs 3 Stamina))
2) Give a Speech (Good for raising awareness, costs no money, costs 5 Stamina)
3) Fundraising (Ask for money, the more they like us, the more money they give us, plus how wealthy they are, costs 3 Stamina)
4) Build HQ (Campaign Headquarters for weekly income and knowledge on issues, Consulting Office to get very important Operative Points, Outreach Center to get very important Special Interest Endorsement points, costs 4 Stamina)
5) I'm done with this state, let's try to gain awareness in others
>>317805285
Speech!
>>317805285
Ads
>>317805285
Time for a speech
>>317805285
Ads & Speech
>>317805421
>>317805458
>>317805468
Let's start with a speech.
1) Your stance
>I favor
>I oppose
>Opponent favors
>Opponent opposes
2) The issue
-Common Core (Democrats favor it, Independents and Republicans don't)
-Repeal ObamaCare (Independents and Republicals favor it, Democrats don't)
-Student Loan Reform (Independents and Democrats favor it, Republicans don't)
-A Strong Millitary (Independents and Republicans favor it, Democrats don't)
-Deficit Reduction (Everyone favors it)
>>317805285
speech about oposing to support videogames
>>317805693
I OPPOSE THE COMMON CORE
>>317805285
WALL
A
L
L
>>317805693
I SUPPORT A STRONG MILLITARY. FUCK THE LIBKEKS
>>317805693
oppose CC standards
>>317805693
WAR ECONOMY
>>317805693
oppose CC or deficit reduction
>>317805801
>>317805801
GIVE WAR A CHANCE
>>317805693
Support Deficit REdcution
>>317805742
>>317805796
>>317805812
Oppose Common Core it is.
Well, that was useless. Not a single change in our standings. Still 45% 42% Hillary. What a waste of Stamina.
What do we do now?
1) Create Ads (Good for changing a state or even the whole country's opinion, costly. Costs 3 Stamina))
2) Give a Speech (Good for raising awareness, costs no money, costs 5 Stamina)
3) Fundraising (Ask for money, the more they like us, the more money they give us, plus how wealthy they are, costs 3 Stamina)
4) Build HQ (Campaign Headquarters for weekly income and knowledge on issues, Consulting Office to get very important Operative Points, Outreach Center to get very important Special Interest Endorsement points, costs 4 Stamina)
5) I'm done with this state, let's try to gain awareness in others
>>317805962
Fuck me, let's waste our money on a TV ad. We need to use it for something
>>317805962
FUNDRAISING WE NEED $$$
>>317805962
Fundraise
>>317805962
TV ad about repealing Obamacare
>>317805962
Trump doesn't Fundraise it would be out of character. More speeches where he talks about good people that he knows.
>>317806131
>>317806169
We raised some money. Not a lot, this state isn't particularly reach and they don't love us.
We now have two choices.
1) Make an ad
2) Go to an interview in Washington for 60 seconds
Note that if we don't do the interview now, we'll lose the chance of doing it next turn.
>>317806351
INTERVIEW
can i win at a game which was designed to be won?
>>317806351
Interview for sure
>>317806351
Interview
>>317806374
>>317806439
>>317806475
Here we go. America is watching.
Why the fuck did you waste your time in Pennsylvania? Every election people go "hurr duurr dis iz the yeer pa goes repub" and it never happens.
>>317806545
awesome. now what?
Alright, guys, here's how the interviews are gonna work.
You will only have 40 seconds to respond to them, so get ready. In case of a draw I will choose the first option that was replied to.
The image shows the question. The post will show the answers. The interview starts exactly one minute from now, so get ready.
>>317807149
>I'd work tirelessly against unions
>I support unions
>Unions have outlived their usefulness
>Unions should be battered and deep fried
GOGOGOGOGOGO
>>317807149
He fucking knows.
>>317807225
outlived
>>317807225
>>Unions should be battered and deep fried
>>317807225
UNIONS HAVE OUTLIVED THEIR USEFULNESS
>>317807149
Fuck you Leslie
You'll take my shitposting from my cold dead hands
We didn't answer in time. I'm gonna retry. One minute from now. Get ready.
>PRIVATIZE INFRASTRUCTURE
>REBUILD, FUNDED BY TAXES AND DEFICIT SPENDING
>BRING ON THE APOCALYPS
>REBUILD, VIA A MASSIVE STIMULUS BILL
>>317807478
MUH ROADS
>>317807478
Privatise
>>317807478
>PRIVATIZE INFRASTRUCTURE
>>317807478
PRIVATIZE
>>317807478
Privatize
>>317807478
WE NEED TO INVEST IN INFRASTRUCTURE ALRIGHT
WALL INFRASTRUCTURE
>>317807149
I DONT TAKE THE INTERNET SERIOUSLY YOU FUCK
GO DIE
WE FAILED. LET'S TRY AGAIN, QUICKLY. WE ONLY HAVE 30 SECONDS.
>WE DON'T HAVE A DEBT PROBLEM
>WE'RE IN NO DANGER. BUT WE SHOULDN'T BE WASTEFUL.
>WE NEED TO TACKLE OUR DEBT NOW.
>DEBT DOESN'T EXIST.
>>317807601
DOESNT EXIST
>>317807601
PAY DEBTS
TACKLE IT NOW.
>>317807601
tackle it now
>>317807643
lol
>>317807601
Tackle the debt and then supplex it.
>>317807601
NO DANGER
God damn. It's really hard to do this shit via 4chan. But I'm not gonna give up.
ALRIGHT, ONE LAST CHANCE, GUYS.
Exactly one minute from now, I'm gonna post the question. You guys will have 30 seconds to answer. I'm convinced at this point that the quickest answer wins.
There are two of these, by the way, back to back.
ONE MINUTE FROM NOW, GET READY. PUT YOUR FINGERS ON THE F5
>>317807910
fuck u OP
>>317807910
We told you to privatize them you fucking mongoloid.
Actually, nevermind. We were really lucky.
Both of the questions were questions that were asked before, so I just used your previous answers:
First up: >>317807601
Here's what Trump answered
>>317807995
You goddamned idiot. If you're already in position with multiple answers then pick the majority.
>>317807995
Wrong image, but I chose privatized.
AS IF THAT WASN'T ENOUGH, WE HAVE ANOTHER INTERVIEW IMMEDIATELY COMING UP. WE'RE SO LUCKY, GUYS.
You know the drill. Exactly one minute from now I will ask the question. First answer wins. You have 30 seconds.
A STRONG MILLITARY IS NO LONGER NECESSARY
WE NEED A STRONG MILLITARY
WE NEED TO REDUCE SPENDING
WE NEED TO PROTECT OURSELVES FROM CANADA
>>317808423
We need strong military
I SUPPORT THE KEYSTONE XL
OIL IS A STEP BACK. WE NEED ALTERNATIVE ENERGIES
REPLACE IT WITH A WATERSLIDE
ONLY IF WE CAN BUILD IT SAFELY
>>317796957
Ben Garrison
>>317808423
AMERICA STRONK
>>317808508
Water
>>317808452
>>317808561
I managed to get these answers in just in time.
Good job.
>>317808604
How did it go? Status report
Good job. I have no idea how we managed to win even with the Waterslide line. I guess that's how much independents like big millitary.
Alright, now choose a state for us to go to and try to win over.
>>317808728
OHIO
>>317808728
Colorado
>>317808728
VIRGINIA
IT HAS VIRGIN IN IT, IT'S MADE FOR US
>>317808728
Back to Pennsylvania, it's still not ours. We need to do an Ad there.
Let's nuke New York
>>317808728
Georgia
>>317808728
Texas if we haven't already. If we have, let's make it into our powerbase, start building the spic-hunter brigades while we're at it.
>>317808728
Kansas
>>317799745
THE WALL KEEPS US SAFE FROM THE FILTH OUTSIDE
>>317808728
Georgia has a lot of power
>>317809150
>>317808958
We're in Georgia. We're winning here 46% to 41%
However, country-wide, we're losing 46% 42%, which isn't good at all.
What do we do?
1) Create Ads (Good for changing a state or even the whole country's opinion, costly. Costs 3 Stamina))
2) Give a Speech (Good for raising awareness, costs no money, costs 5 Stamina)
3) Fundraising (Ask for money, the more they like us, the more money they give us, plus how wealthy they are, costs 3 Stamina)
4) Build HQ (Campaign Headquarters for weekly income and knowledge on issues, Consulting Office to get very important Operative Points, Outreach Center to get very important Special Interest Endorsement points, costs 4 Stamina)
5) I'm done with this state, let's try to gain awareness in othersThere's an interview in Massaachusetts, if you dare
>>317809332
Ads, time to show this country we mean business
>>317809095
Fuck the wall, the wall is not enough, the wall is a waste of money (we could take from the beaners at dronepoint).
We need NUKES. NUKES for spics, NUKES for kikes, NUKES for gooks, NUKES for degenerates, and especially, NUKES for m00t.
>>317809332
TV ad
>>317809332
Go to the interview, then make an ad to show those latino shitskins their time is nigh.
>>317809375
>>317809449
>>317809469
Alright, let's start with the TV ad
1) Your stance
>I favor
>I oppose
>Opponent favors
>Opponent opposes
2) The issue
-A Strong Millitary (Independents and Republicans favor it, Democrats do not)
-Deficit Reduction (Everyone favors it)
-Repeal Obamacare (Independents and Republicans favor it, Democrats do not)
-Student Loan Reform (Independents and Democrats favor it, Republicans do not)
-Common Core (Democrats favor it, Independents and Republicans do not)
>>317809332
Gib speech
>>317809639
Opponent opposes a strong military
>>317809639
Favor that strong military
>>317809639
I FAVOR WAR
>>317809743
>>317809759
We got a bit more support around the country, nice job. Georgia is still not fully ours, though.
What do we do now?
1) Create Ads (Good for changing a state or even the whole country's opinion, costly. Costs 3 Stamina))
2) Give a Speech (Good for raising awareness, costs no money, costs 5 Stamina)
3) Fundraising (Ask for money, the more they like us, the more money they give us, plus how wealthy they are, costs 3 Stamina)
4) Build HQ (Campaign Headquarters for weekly income and knowledge on issues, Consulting Office to get very important Operative Points, Outreach Center to get very important Special Interest Endorsement points, costs 4 Stamina)
5) I'm done with this state, let's try to gain awareness in othersThere's an interview in Massaachusetts, if you dare
>>317809639
WAR ECONOMY
>>317809639
favor millitary
>>317809931
Let's do the interview
>>317809931
Speech
>>317809931
Interview
>>317809931
SPEECh
>>317809931
gib speech
>>317809931
Speech
>>317809931
Speech, be as racist as you possibly can, it's not like we need subhuman votes.
>>317810003
>>317810031
>>317810056
>>317810060
1) Your stance
>I favor
>I oppose
>Opponent favors
>Opponent opposes
2) The issue
-A Strong Millitary (Independents and Republicans favor it, Democrats do not)
-Deficit Reduction (Everyone favors it)
-Repeal Obamacare (Independents and Republicans favor it, Democrats do not)
-Student Loan Reform (Independents and Democrats favor it, Republicans do not)
-Common Core (Democrats favor it, Independents and Republicans do not)
>>317810138
HILARY HATES MILITARY
>>317810138
I favor Deficit Reduction, let's have everyone's side on this
>>317810138
Favor student loans
>>317810138
opponent favors common core
>>317810138
I like the idea of saying Hillary hates the millitary, like someone suggested last time
>tfw this game was made by lefties
Trump should have at least above 6 in everything
>>317810218
>>317810337
Good job, Georgia is ours.
We even got an achievement out of it.
We can
1) Create an add
2) Fundraise
3) Move somewhere else4) Do the interview
>>317810460
Interview
>>317810460
interview
>>317810460
Do the interview.
>>317810460
Do the interview
>>317810460
Interview liek a motherfucking fist of the north star.
>>317810513
>>317810518
>>317810550
Here we go... At least this is the right place for it.
ALRIGHT, GUYS. GET YOUR F5 FINGER READY. EXACTLY ONE MINUTE FROM NOW, THE QUESTION WILL BE POSTED.
FIRST ANSWER WINS.
>>317810684
Do you still get time limit?
>>317810684
Mince no words, all spics will die.
AND DON'T FORGET. THIS CONSISTS OF TWO QUESTIONS. SO EVEN AFTER YOU ANSWER ONE, GET READY FOR THE NEXT ONE. HERE WE GO!
>IT'S A DISTRACTION THAT PUTS SOLDIERS AT RISK
>IT'S NOT A PROBLEM AND MAKES US STRONGER
>>317810873
SLAY THE GAYS
DISTRACTS
>>317810873
Distraction for soldiers.
>>317810873
US STRONGER
>THE GOVERNMENT HELPS AMERICANS
>A BIG GOVERNMENT IS INEFFICIENT
>>317810873
Of course it's a distraction, when there's a hot guy who wants it in the ass nearby you just can't think about the war.
>>317810873
US STRONG ARMY
>>317810957
INEFFICIENT
>>317810957
HELPS AMERICANS
>>317810957
INEFFICIENT
GONNA GET THOSE LIBERTARIANS POINTS
>>317810957
BIG GOV
