>gaem portrays spiders as something that's inherently evil
>>317747581
CUTE AS FUCK
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There's mosquitoes in my house and I have no idea where they're coming from so I catch them and feed them to my local spider
>>317748214
>>317747820
>>317747702
>>317747581
spiders are cute, CUTE!
>>317747820
thanks gosh i'm not a spider and don't have to fear everyday of being turned into jelly for wasp babies
>Spider in the corner wall
Spiders are alright. You go kill those nasty bugs, mr spider.
>Spider right next to you
AH, FUCK IT'S A SPIDER! KILL DAT BITCH, KILL IT!
>>317747820
RUN SPIDER YOU FOOL
>>317747581
Most people hate spiders. Hate them like a motherfucker.
Do you hate spiders?
No?
Congrats on being inhuman, you asshole. Don't make any excuses, I know you're just using your freaky 8 legs to type out your spider propaganda even as we speak.
>>317747581
>game lets you become iron spider and save tony stark
Nice try, spider.
>>317748921
Pretty much. I don't mind them at a distance, but I do not appreciate it when I turn my head and see on sitting on my shoulder. Or one trying to drop into my lap when I'm taking a shit.
>>317747581
>Make video game where spiders are good
>Kids play the game
>Some kids try to play with dangerous spiders
>Retarded kids die
>???
>Profit!
EIGHT
LEGGED
FREAKS
>>317749363
Eight legs
Four vaginas
>>317749426Maybe more
>2015
>people are still afraid of spiders
A fucking domesticated dog is more likely to hurt you than a spider.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RqN2daBJSFw
could some kind spider explain what's going on in this video?
>>317749617
You won't be saying that when you're married and murdered.
One day my girlfriend and I were cleaning the house and I pulled a pile of clothes away from the wall.
Behind the pile was a huntsman spider roughly the size of a standard wallet. This was my first time seeing such a spider in my living quarters, and at such close range, that I freaked out and left the room. My girlfriend told me that it was just a huntsman and they are harmless to humans.
So I came back into the room and tried to get it to move by smacking the wall next to it with a shoe.
It didn't even flinch. Not a single hair moved on its body.
It didn't move at all the entire rest of the day, and next morning when we woke up it was gone.
We never did have any bug problems in that place
>>317749617
Dogs don't look like Satan's spawn though. I realize that most spiders are pretty chill though, I'm trying to get over my fear.
>>317749617
depends on your bodies reaction to a bite
even a britbong spider can give a flesh killing bite if you are dumb enough to keep poking it
>>317749617
:3
>>317749773
>See some pussy ass bitch obviously too terrified to come close
Of course it didn't flinch, it knew all it'd have to do is twitch a leg and you'd be out of the room like lightning.
>>317749565imagine
>le spiders are cool meme
Stop this, I dont want a fucking insect in my house, humans are programmed to be afraid of spiders.
>>317749741
The small spider and the ant have both been envenomed by each other. They struggle a bit then a larger spider comes along and takes the small spider as a meal.
>Accidentally came on a spider before
Am I going to be a daddy?
What's going on in here?
>>317750000
Quads speak truth. To be fair though, I hit the wall pretty hard. After that though I don't mind seeing the occasional huntsman around. Better than seeing cockroaches
>>317750051
>I don't want a fucking insect in my house
Spiders are quite good at getting rid of insects, though.
>>317750051
>insect
>spider
Nigga that's literally first grade shit
>>317749904
>even a britbong spider can give a flesh killing bite if you are dumb enough to keep poking it
good luck with that
Just imagine the life of a house spider.
You're pretty much living in some sort of stealth shadow of the colossus game every day. Praying that you wont be seen by these enormous titans because if they do they will certainly brutally kill you. Just because they think you look creepy.
This thread is made by a spider
>>317750279
No they fucking arnt
They sit in a corner on the ceiling and do fuck all except eat other spiders that want to sit in the same corner
Does anybody remember the name of the Spider that gives you a deadly boner?
>>317750526
nigga there's a spider at my kitchen door leading to the garden that catches so fucking much shit coming in
>>317750649
Brazilian wandering spider.
>>317750784
THAT BOLT IS COATED IN THE VENOM OF THE BRAZILLIAN WANDERING SPIDER
>>317750784
Thank you
>>317747581
i had a spider chilling outside my door. i named him spider friend. yesterday when i came back, someone had killed spider friend. why must this world be so cruel?
>be me
>it's 4 am
>i'm barefoot going to take a piss
>i see a spider
>hey little b-
>look a little closer
>recognize the shape and pattern
>it's a brown recluse
>FUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCK
>jump over it and run to get shoes on
>come back to stomp on it
>i left the door open
>it walked right in front of the tower of boxes of old stuff i have in my house
>i rush to kill it but i already lost it between the boxes
i'm moving
>>317749617
The chilean recluse spider, aka "araña de rincón" (corner spider) it's a dangerous and agressive spider that is fairly common in chilean houses.
Shit is fast as fuck and it's bite causes necrosis, you better be careful fuckboi
>>317748214
THE MOSQUITO MAN?
I was playing Dark Messiah of Might and Magic while I was waiting for Fallout 4 to download and I ended up beating it a second time. I think this game is the only reason I hate spiders more than anything in the world.
Open the window.
>>317751143
Necrosis sounds cool as fuck though.
>>317751390
>>317751390
Fuck you nigga, I see you there
>>317751390
Jokes on you there're no windows
>>317751390
W-why? Is there a.. web or something?
>>317751656
>>317751712
Come on bro.
Just a little.
Would you fuck an anthro spider-girl?
Dot
>>317751787
Okay, fine.
>>317752087
No.
what if Spiders were cute girls
>>317752182
holy fuck there's a giant spider with an erect penis in the bottom right corner
This is a spider with a massive web that regularly guarded my tent for a few weeks over the summer. Got rid of all the annoying ass mosquitoes so if I was shitposting or playing vidya at night I wasn't as annoyed by bugs.
Had to move it when I took the tent down, safe travels Gertrude
>>317752428
what do you mean what if? they are
>>317752428
Spider are not cute.
>>317752431
BANZAI
Jumping spiders are surprisingly soft. I was expecting an itchy little thing like a tarantula.
We need more games with friendly spiders.
>>317752428
spiders are disgusting tho
>>317752182
Haha, fuck you nigga. I'm in!
>>317747820
Fucking cazadores.
>>317752743
Jesus
>>317752743
ITS ON
>>317747820
"That insect look oddly familiar..."
>see filename
SHIT
>game portrays goats as something that's inherently a loving oneechan who wants you to be safe in her arms
>>317752743
OH FUCK WHO LET THE JEW INSIDE
>>317752428
>Getting an oral from a spider
Enjoy getting your dick digested
>this whole thread
>>317752087
Yes
>>317751276
>>317751390
>>317752438
Was the tent indoors, or what? I'm confused about the living situation.
>>317750110
>accidentally
Yeah right, freak.
>>317750279
>Spiders are quite good at getting rid of insects, though.
Especially these fuckers
>>317748214
I have a spiderbro who lives in my closet and sometimes comes out and sees what I'm watching when it's late at night and I'm watching tv shows or a movie
>>317753330
I've been looking everywhere for that little guy.
>>317753330
Silverfish are cute, though.
>>317751143
I remember a story about some dumbfuck who bought a wii online and when he received it he noticed that the wii was empty, he opened it and he found hundreds eggs of these little shits and they started to hatch
>>317753530
>>317753370hes watching you fap anon.
>>317747581
>spiders
>good
Spiders need to be exterminated on sight like all arachnids, insects and other lower life forms.
>>317753426
>>317753604one time he tried to kiss me. I woke up and he was a foot above my head dropping down from the ceiling
>>317753708
/thread
>>317753708
>>317753904
Gee, who could be behind these posts?
>>317753816
>>317753604>implying the he spider is not a she spider
>>317753708
Other animals need them to eat, you know?
>>317754008
>flies
>calling others lower life forms
lol
>mfw there's a cute huntsman that lives out on my back patio
I've picked it up once and it didn't even bite me.
>>317754017he or she whatever. they tried to kiss me and I ran away
>nobody posting best spider
shame on all of you
>>317752953
>you feel a little woozy
>>317754812
All spiders are shit.
>>317755341
You should know, fly poster.
>>317755450
He is no fly, flys like shit.
>>317754812
>troubles: the girl
no thanks breh
Dang
>>317752428
Then you'd be playing Atlach-Nacha.
>>317749617
Does that guy's teeth actually look like that? He looks like a bat.
Imagine approaching this place at nighttime when you can't even properly see what you're stepping on. You'd just feel like for some reason the ground was covered in cotton candy.
I see you're going for a swim. Shame if something would happen to you
>>317753330
>sliverfish
>isn't a fish or made of silver
>>317757087
Yet Aquaman can still control it
>>317752087Does spider have pusspuss?
>>317757057
What in the straight fuckola is that thing?
>>317753228
I lived outside for work this summer. I think that guy was an orb weever, so sorta dangerous.
>>317757213
NO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
>>317757228
Sea Spider
>>317757213
At least the spider girl tag seems to tell me so.
>>317754812
>not posting Lolth
I don't have any on my phone, otherwise I would
Reminder that sharks only kill 6 humans a year, based on the average from 2009 to 2014. Meanwhile, humans kill around 200,000,000 sharks a year.
Reminder that you're more likely to be killed by lightning, the flu, bees, a champagne cork, or tripping over something than you are by a shark.
Reminder that out of the >375 shark species, only 12 species attack humans unprovoked, and only 3 go into the double digits with their attacks.
>>317750784
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KS_5iTz1xFI
>>317758819
You forgot wasp knives are a thing
if a shark gets close to you it doesn't matter if they are curious or hungry. They will bite if they bump into you out of reflex.
They normally let go but severed limbs are normally a result of a simple "love tap"
In reality humans aren't worth wasting the energy to consume
>>317749904
my anus has never been more clenched in my entire life i probably couldn't take a shit right now even if i had to
>>317758819
I thought sharks needed to keep moving to breathe since their gills are rather primitive. Is that shark suffocating while being pet?
>>317759323
Nope, some sharks have buccal pumping. They can use their mouths to push water over their gills. It's harder than simply moving, however.
Spiders are NOT friendly.
Spiders are NOT cute.
Spiders are NOT video game buddies.
Report ALL spider threads. They are NOT your allies.
Spiders are fucking awful creatures. Murderous, braindead monsters. They not only capture their pray in devious traps, but they also take delight in slowly and needlessly torturing their pray before devouring them like beasts. Look at how spiders eat flies, for example. Usually, they'll see the poor fly getting stuck in their fucking web(honestly, nature, this is fucking unfair to flying insects in general) and instead of the spider quickly running up to the fly and killing it, it'll start wrapping him/her in it's disgusting ass silk, causing further panic. It's not until way, way later when the fly is at the point of starvation that the spider will finally end it's misery by killing it. I really wish humans would realise that spiders are gruesome, stupid and frankly disgusting. They even eat their own kind. Fucking cannibalistic retards.
>>317759552
Thank god someone has a brain in here.
>>317759552
Seconded. This poster tells the truth.
Hey, did you guys know spiders can fly with the help of the planet's own natural field of static electricity?
>>317759835
No, anon. Spiders don't actually fly. They use their butt web to form a long line that gets caught up in the wind. They're really light you know!
Kumoko?
>>317752428
(spoiler)Theboogie flash of her gets me so hard every time(spoiler)
>>317748214
I have a daddy long leg in the corner of my bathroom
He's been there for two and a half yearsseriously
>>317760060
Next time useCtrl+s
>>317747581
someone start posting ogre faced spiders
>>317753024
>Uwaa~ It feels like my dick is melting in your mouthpussy!
Best bug coming through
>>317752087
Fuck yes I would
>>317760182
>best bug gril coming through
>>317749297
>read this on my phone while shitting
>immediately look up
>no spider
Thank you for the reminder to always stay vigilant, anon.
>>317760332How do I fuck it?
>>317760182
Mexicans of the insect world.
>>317760439
That's roaches.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rOQkBEnw0Ag
Obligitory
>>317753370
If i were you i would kill it or escort it out of the building, do it with all spiders, i had one in my room and it spawned more in a crevice in the corner of my room, about 5-10 small spiders were creepin' around my floor after that, full panic mode ensued as i have arachnophobia.
>>317760182
I like them because they're small and smart and round, and in the land of curves and curls they're the swellest bugs around
>>317760297
That's a monstergirl you dingus
>>317751390
>>317760638
HOWDY
>>317760525
Roaches are turks
>>317760639
I-its the s-same thing, r-right?
>>317754521
>they tried to kiss me and I ran away
The spider is clearly a part of your harem.
>>317752428
https://my.mixtape.moe/zkxdtp.webm
>no game portray moths as anything
w h yand no, metroid doesn't count. they're literal xenos.
That feel when winter and no more fucking bugs flying in at 6AM, waking me up by buzzing like faggots every single morning.
I welcome spiders in my apartment. They kill the fuckers I hate and the enemy of my enemy is my friend, at least on some level. I am happy to provide shelter from the cold granted they do their job.
>>317760850
>mothgirls
Oh now you've done it
>>317760850
>>317760924
Let's do this.
>>317760924
Shit moth.
>>317760881
>leaving windows open
>not having a screen over your window
>>317761025
Say, how's your mom been lately?
>>317760924
People that like monstergirls are just furries in denial.
prove me wrong.you can't.
>>317761118
Garbage moth, doesn't deserve nice things.
>>317761118
The second one was so fucking disappointing
>>317761252
>>317747581
>game portrays cephalopoda as something that's ancient, unknowable, malevolent, and powerful
Seems like a fair characterization.
Yeah you fags wouldn't wack it to these images if it weren't for the human appeal added to them. If you faggots like bugs so much why don't you put one on your dick and see what happens
>>317761456
>There are slutty bug girls in this very thread
>>317760805
Monstergirls focus on monstrous add-ons or lower bodies, while still keeping the human breasts and face. A monstergirl spider, a drider, is like a woman grafted onto a huge spider.
Anthro would make the whole body spidery. She might still have lips, but she'd have sharp teeth and mandibles, and most likely multiple eyes and spider fur all over her body. Like a human's and spider's DNA were mixed together with good results.
>>317758053
Well what happens next? Does he die?
>>317761451
They're underutilized as cute girls.
>>317761456
But, that's lewd, anon!
>>317761696
He does not. She's a good person.
>>317761710
They're underutilized in a lot of ways. One of those ways is incest.
>>317761456
>why don't you put one on your dick
Don't give them ideas, Anon.
>>317761456
I did and now I don't have a dick anymore
>>317761932
No really, how perfect would it be if one of you faggots put a black widow on there and it took a bite? Buncha posers
>>317761981
i wuld fuq dat
>Implying house centipedes aren't the cutest girls
I really wanna catch one and try to cock vore it :33VIDEO GAMES
>>317760297
>spider girl
that's just a human wearing a spider for pants.
>>317762072
Really, drop it. I'm sure there's someone on /v/ who has a webm that has someone rubbing his dick on a tarantula and the more you post the more likely it'll be posted.
>>317762217
I have actually cock vored(?) a worm once. Not the entire thing, mind you, but I did get it in quite a bit. It doesn't hurt whatsoever for you or the worm. It's perfectly safe and really fucking hot.
>>317762331
Good, maybe someone will and the mods will finally delete this thread
>>317749173
How long is it before our women are raped and murdered by the 8-legged menace?
>>317762426
>/v/ - Video Games
Flies please go
>>317753530
Bristle Tails are not though.
>>317762770
Imagine that but in your asshole
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BCFGCganiuE
best girl
>tfw catching katydids and throwing them in the webs of the big ass barn spiders around my house
It's like I get my own personal gladiator fights every night during the summer months
>>317757228
Sea Spider, not an actual spider but ironically closer to spider than other arthropods. It's like the next closest thing with Horseshoe crabs.
>>317763159
Jokes on you anon, i always imagine everything i see in my asshole
>>317760439
They're not insets you idiot they're crustaceans.
>>317749343
You're overestimating both the stupidity of children and the danger of spiders
>>317761456Sometimes I put ants on my dick when I jack off.
>>317763369
Do you imagine all these posts in your ass?
>>317757057
>>317757228
>>317757850
they can grow up to 3 feet wide
>>317763654
WHAT
>>317763532
This is really cool. How does that happen? What does it mean?
>>317763749
The spider drops its butt off as a defense mechanism. He literally cannot hold onto his butt.
>>317763848
But what's with the pattern?
>>317763945
He's bullshitting you
The spiders abdomen is modified to work like a cork to plug up it's nest. when it feels threatened.
I've been waiting for this thread
>>317763848
Its not a defense mechanism, faggot. They do it for mating so that nobody else can fuck the spider whore that they fucked
>>317763945
Those are its spider guts cut in half
>>317763532
Motherfucker is like a chosen one or something.
>>317751538
it's when your flesh dies anon
there are spiders with necks
I always wanted an rts that had a faction that was ants I never understood why rts game developers never used bugs as the "spamy fast army" that every rts usually has
>>317764293
what the fuck is that thing
>>317764063
>>317763848
>>317763749
>>317763945
cyclocosmia ricketti
they are born like that, they don't just drop their butt
>>317751538
Sounds like a grindcore band from the 80s. In fact, I think it is.
Oh, nevermind. It's Chilean thrash.
would you fuck a qt spider wife?
>>317764368
an ugly motherfucker
>>317751143
I hate this little shit
>>317764293
Come on, nature. What the fuck is the advantage of looking like a retard?
>tfw no bolas spider pokemon
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wl120RuhQYg
>>317764507
Dude
That's a penis
Threads like these make me happy to get out of web-errr i mean bed in the morning
>>317764510
it venoms other spiders from far away with its massive jaws and holds them there far away until they die
>>317759995
>Kumoko?
>>317764329
The Zerg from Starcraft, especially Brood War look very insectoid, specifically the ultralisk.
>>317764368
>>317764510
the "pelican spiders" have a head adapted to eating other spiders without evolving immunity to the venom of their prey.
Basically they impale and suspend smaller spiders on their large fangs until they die from venom, the heads design keeps the wriggling spider from ever getting a chance to bite back, which would kill the pelican spider.
Then when it's done it puts it's fangs down and eats, as it's mouth is still where it normally would be.
>>317764368
Archaeidae/assassin spiders
they hunt other spiders and can strike from a distance because of their long necks and long fangs
>>317764760
Still trying to figure out what the fuck happened to her design.
I wanna play a Kumoko game.
>>317764850
fucking blue bloods
>>317764329
In the ancient, generally mediocre game Army Men RTS, there was a special mission where you get to play as an ant colony. Yes, it was quite spammy. There wasn't much strategy to it, you just spam units the whole time.
>>317764850
I love those things. Apparently you can have them as pets, and you only need to feed them ~3 times a year or so.
>>317760192
>>317747581
Fuck off spider. I won't believe your lies.
>>317760575
CUTE. CUTE!!!
>tfw household centipedes have evolved to run behind furniture when i come at them with shoes
>spiders still accept death
how could you idiots love such a dumb insect?
>>317765073
Wouldn't you need a very special pressurized tank since they're deep sea animals?
>>317764894
forgot pic
>>317764792
ultralisks always seemed more like elephants to me than bugs
>>317760192
>>317763198
The quickness is what makes them fucking scary
>>317762282
exactly how the universe should work
>>317753530
>>317763041
What's the difference?
>>317765308
Deep sea animals actually don't need high pressure to live
I LIVE
https://www.youtube.com/watch?time_continue=50&v=d54PyNN1EdU
>>317765568
Look at the head and eyes
Bristletails have spider faces, Silverfish don't.
>>317764760
what is this
>>317765308
I guess, but I haven't had one.
>>317765425
Watch out, spidey! That fucker knows kung-fu
>looking for Tengen Toobin' in my garage
>feel something on my shoulder
>turn around
>see E. atrica scurrying below workbench
>tfw too big to play with playful spider imouto
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tsIszzDRWI8
Since this is a thoroughly video game thread, watch these hermit crabs trade shells!
>>317765642
A lot of them do
Blob fish don't actually look like blobs in their natural environment.
>>317765397
thats some eldritch material
How do we go from this
