Anakin!
Electronic Arts is evil!
>>317660859
From my point of view these threads are retarded!
>>317660859
FROM MY POINT OF VIEW THE GAMERS ARE EVIL
Little Annie, EA is not the way!
Listen to meesa and Obi
From my point of view Sheev rolls
>>317660964
If you're not with me...then you're my enemy.
>>317661101
Only a shitposter deals in absolutes...
I will do as I must.
let the dlc flow through you
>>317660964
>>317660994
>>317661076
>>317661101
>>317661214
THEN YOU ARE LOST
>>317661214
>>317661270
SHEEV
GO HOME
Oh...and...I'm afraid the Season Passes will be fully operational when your friends arrive.
>>317661270
why sheev look dumb af here famil?
Master Winduuu.
>>317661423
>fully operational
Way to ruin the quote fuckstain
>Oh... and.. I'm afraid the Season passes will be quite operational when your friends arrive
>>317661423
Now witness the firepower of this fully armed and functional season pass!
>It's treason then
>AARHGUGHGHGH
What did he mean by this?
>>317661470
It's treason then!
If you invested in EA in 2013 your stock is worth 7 times as much now.
From my point of view, 5's are evil.
>>317661617
Probably why you didn't get one then
>>317661617
Stop trying to get 5s.
>>317661572
He meant Aaarugghh!!!
The time has come
Execute order 9/10
>>317661576
POWERRRRR
How did Sheev know that the Rebels were coming to assault the second Death Star?
He was right there when they were planning it.
>>317661617
No seriously, 5s suck.
>>317661704
wow it's like poetry
>>317661068
buy my mixtape
>>317661470
Master Windunuffin
Yes...good...good...let the DLC flow through you...your purchasing of 5 minute missions and pointless skins will make you more powerful!!
>>317661617
lol kinda ironic that every reply is a 3 and not a 5
>>317661772
sheeeiiit
>>317661772
Didn't the special edition of TESB retcon this?
>>317660859
I don't see it. How can EA be evil they hand out free games and support so many well known and beloved devs
>>317661869
>3 replies ending in 3
Do I need to say it?
>>317661101
Master, don't do it
>>317661683
>>317661703
>>317661783
>>317661869
>>317661270
>>317661423
kek
>>317661617
Allow me, a true Jedi Master, to give you a 5.
>>317661953
Your 3 said it all
287
>>317661804
Underrated Post
>>317661931
Nice try...but nono DICE
>>317661962
Anakin and her definitely did the diddly do
>>317661931
Seems like a dick move.
EA is the traitor! Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!
>>317660859
It's over, Anakin.
I have the crack!Does anyone have that /tv/ thread where they look way too deep into what he meant?
how can star wars take place in the past when they have better tech than us
>>317661470
Master Winduu fell out of a master's window. Think about it.
>>317662363
I've been wondering that since I was 9
>>317662261
YES I DO
>Low Ground
>High Ground
Which is better, /v/?
>>317662363
>>317662430
IN A GALAXY FAR AWAY
Is there a board that makes danker memes than /tv/?
>>317662151
i'm glad you know the joys, anon
>>317662248
Yeah it is. Asking a band to shill for a game that anyone with 60 bucks can grab is dickish
>>317661962
>>317662250
Why do they always shoot force lighting at their lightsaber?
>>317662363
There was a great purge of technology done by jewish space lizards to cover up evidence of the struggle between the light and dark side.
All part of the plan.
In retrospect, was spinning really a good trick?
>>317662641
They're trying to overload the crystal in the lightsaber, either rendering it inoperable or even making it explode
>>317662640
souce on the picture in the picture
>>317662505
Man, this galaxy sucks...
>>317662640
i too will kill myself for not getting sauce on that
I didn't think Jake Lloyd did that bad of a job, I think it was mainly just the stupid fucking scripts fault
>>317662641
the lightning is drawn to the saber like a lightning rod
>>317662735
But why did it make Palpetine look like that?
>>317662697
Twirling your lightsaber around pointlessly was a much better move.
>>317662443
That higher plain of existence gets me every time.
>>317662936
using prolonged sith powers ages the sith
>>317662891
Why?
>>317662443
>>317662261
Do either of you have the thread where some anon goes into DEEPEST LORE explaining how each major Jedi or Sith has their own innate Force power than relates to the High Ground?
Who is the strongest character in Star Wars canon anyways? That force unleashed guy?
>>317662640
mindbreaking a girl into suicide is pretty hot desu
>>317663161
sheev
>>317662810
pretty much.
Its been confirmed that Lucas is a hack.
And I don't think hayden would have done so badly if he had a better director and a better script to work with.
Lucas really turned him into a shitter.
That being said, Luke skywalker was just as whiny as Anakin, so it makes sense as well.
>>317663048
Because the lightsaber uses a magnetic containment field to trap plasma.
Not much of the field escapes the shape of the blade so it doesn't attract anything with significant mass, but it attracts lightning.
>>317662936
Because George Lucas wrote himself into a corner. Palpatine can't look like he did in the original trilogy and still be a senator, so he had to come up with a bullshit excuse as to why his face changes.
>>317663062
Sorry m8. Don't have that one. I really should start browsing /tv/ again. At least they have funnier memes when they shitpost. Here's something from /mu/
>>317663161
What part of UNLIMITED do you not understand?
>>317663293
I found it! Was posted to a 4chan Facebook page. It's actually pretty great.
>>317663161
No, Anakin. Each cell in his body has 20,000 midi chlorians in them folded 1000 times.
>>317662810
>>317663274
Anakin: You are so…beautiful.
Padme: It’s only because I’m so in love.
Anakin: No. No, it’s because I’m so in love with you.
Padme: Then love has blinded you?
Anakin: Well…that’s not exactly what I meant.
Padme: But it’s probably true.
>>317661470
>>317663161
Starkiller isn't canon anymore. Which sucks, first game was pretty good.Thought the story was pretty cool
>>317663390
>>317663161
Anakin if he had let go of his waifu and embraced the dark side without becoming a fucking robot.
>>317663375
Thanks bb
>>317662640
>tfw no togruta slave girl
>>317663394
why did this get me
>>317663161
>The Force Unleashed
>Still canon
>>317663390
G E O R G E L U C A S
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>>317663394
lost my shit
I'm 22, and I only watched the star wars movies this year.
i had no idea star wars threads on /v/ weren't full of shitposting, it reminds me of porn threads
>>317663501
Obi Wan destroyed Anakin. Also destreoyed Maul.
>>317663161
people wont like this answer, but even with the EU still canon its Luke
>>317663161
So when Anakin lost his legs and arm and had to be put in the suit, does that mean he lost those retarded midi chlorians, making him weaker in the force?
Or do they move to other cells because they're super intelligent?
>>317663394
I don't know what was stupider that scene. His fucking spin jump or the scream he makes when doing it.
>>317663883
booooooo
SHEEEEV
>>317663905
>So when Anakin lost his legs and arm and had to be put in the suit, does that mean he lost those retarded midi chlorians, making him weaker in the force?
Actually, yes.
>>317663921
do not mock the Sheev spin!
>>317663375
/tv/ can be pretty based sometimes
Kilo Badguy is Luke Skywalker
Just watched the Prequels today for the first time in a very long time.
Episode I was better than I remembered but not by too much. The entire Tatooine section minus podracing was terrible and anything with Gungans was even worse.
Episode II was far worse than I remembered.
Episode III was about the same, the best of the PT.
TCW is the best thing to come out of that era by far.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-yxuDU8gims
WOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>>317663394
I don't understand
>>317663921
It was a good trick though. It caught the Jedi completely off guard.
>>317663591
Because Sheev is about to unleash the tsukkomi with his light harisen.
>>317663565
>tfw no Ahsoka to use as a fleshlight
>>317663905
He lost them. Midichlorians exist in cells in pre-determined amounts. After he got Vaderised, he still had incredible amounts of Midichlorians per cell, but less cells overall.
Probably played right into Sheev's hands, since if Anakin had kept his body parts, his power would've skyrocketed far past what Sheev could reliably expect to control.
>>317664119
spin to win
>>317664248
>tfw you will never mind break Ahsoka.
>>317661772
Isn't left pic an image of a monkey mixed with the image of some woman, not an actual prop?
>>317664104
is this a faked thing or something?
I can't seem to believe that this is what they put.
>>317664380
of course
>>317664286
No, midichlorians ruined the whole mystery and intrigue of the force and should be considered non-canon. It's one of George Lucas' many fuck-ups of his later career.
>>317664458
nope, its in the blurray
>>317664458
Its real.
IS THIS THE GALACTIC SENATE OR DID THIS TURN INTO THE EMPIRE ALL OF SUDDEN AAAAAAAAA-
>>317664705
Anyone pick up the steelbooks yet? They look pretty sweet.
>>317661804
Just saw that clip. Was pretty great. No clue who the fat-ass was though.
>>317664401
>you will never experience seeing her struggle defiantly while you fuck her day after day until the fire goes out of her eyes and all that remains is a hollow stare and crazed smile while she thanks you nearly religiously for what you're doing to her
Why does it have to be so?
>>317664104
Why does he insist on changing shit and making it worse?
>>317661716
underrated
So when are they gonna add episode 7 stuff to Battlefront
>>317661804
Stevie Wonder
>>317664851
>Yoda was a villain all along
I knew it
>>317662640
post fuch49.jpg
>>317664851
Since they were clearly going for villians on the covers, they should have put Boba on Ep 5 andJar Jaron 2
>>317665014
As long as they don't add the nigger I don't care what they add.
>>317664851
I got the whole collection when it came out on Blu-Ray last year. Never need to buy a Star Wars movie again unless that Disney trash is any good.
>>317664867
Like truly is cruel.
>>317665014
Battlefront 2.
>>317665082
ebin
>>317665017
I saw nothing.
Anyone else not that excited for TFA?
>>317664924
Because he's a hack. People told him how amazing his ideas were and he believed them, so he thought somehow by virtue of his writing the story that they were automatically golden. Also, it was most likely his wife, who edited the original trilogy, that was largely responsible for how good the first three films were.
I miss Pandemic
So what if Count Dooku had just basically said 'yo hold up, I'll tell you who the dark lord of the Sith is'?
>>317665184
I got my midnight showing ticket, so I'm excited to wait in line all day just to avoid sitting at the bottom the theater.
>>317665170
>missing the line
COOOME OOOONNNN
>>317664519
I never said Midichlorians were a good idea or a good addition. I'm saying since they were added in after the fact, it could be a reason as to why the badass Vader was still serving a wrinkly old man - if Vader still had all his limbs, he would've overthrown the Emps years ago.
>>317664401
Bo Katan is perfect
>>317665198
He didn't have total control on the original trilogy, that's why they're amazing.
Everyone on the animation team told him Jar Jar was a bad idea, and told them to shut up and do it anyways.
>>317665236
He didn't know, not until the end
>>317665198
Lucas is pretty much the definition of an ideas guy. As long as someone reigns him in, he can produce good stuff (his wife in the editing room, Harrison Ford improving dialogue, etc). Honestly the best system for him would just to write a crapload of 1st drafts or screen treatments and let other people run with them.
>>317665184
I'm pretty excited. No George Lucas, JJ is a competent director, and the main cast is a bunch of no names.
>>317664651
>>317664684
wow wtf....
I knew george lucas was a fuck up but this is a whole new level of stupid ass shit.
Fuck this guy.
>>317665048
artist is fuchur, try not to destroy your nutbladder
>>317665236
Why didn't he Force Spin his way out of that situation?
>>317665427
>>317661617
I need them! NO!
>>317665479
He also added two "noooooooo"s to the scene where Darth Vader chucks the Emperor into the pit just for the blu-ray. Because fuck you.
>>317664401
What the fuck isn't this a kid's show?
>>317665531
Spinning is a good trick
He wasn't good, he was evil
>>317665198
I don't know about hack, but yes, it's generally agreed that he is better with editorial input, and the original drafts of the first three films have a similar brand of stupidity to that in evidence in the later films, when no one was reigning him in.
No on is at their best when nobody says "no" to them or dares to suggest that they might be wrong. Not presidents, not generals, not George Lucas.
>>317665406
Nothing better than a murder slut.
>>317665479
>>317665565
ANAKIN!
The dark side of the vidya is a pathway to many abilities some consider to be unnatural.
Anakin Skywalker: What happened to him?
Supreme Chancellor: He became so autistic... the only thing he was afraid of was losing his autism, which eventually, of course, he did. Unfortunately, he taught his apprentice everything he knew, and then one night, his apprentice c u c k e d him in his sleep. It's ironic that he could save others from faggotry, but not himself.
Anakin Skywalker: Is it possible to learn this power?
Supreme Chancellor: Not from a Normie.
>>317661962
How did she grow up so fugly?
>>317665395
I figured he was serving because Anakin thought he was doing what needed to be done no matter how dirty for galactic stability, and because while he likely hated The Emperor, he also still considered him a friend because he's a pretty damaged individual.
>>317665598
TCW is pretty fucking hardcore
>>317665676
beat me to it.
>>317665395
I remember in the novelization of the Empire Strikes Back that Vader was strength training himself in the force so he could overthrow the Emperor.
What video games let me have the high ground?
>>317665598
Kids need to lean not to get sold into slavery.
>>317665531
He didn't have the high ground which is a prerequisite of being able to pull it off with a reasonably high percent chance of success. He just had to go on overwatch, but Anakin had the Lightning Reflexes perk.
>>317665731
This is her now
>>317665683
>The Sith and the Jedi are alike in almost ever way...
>For example, let me tell you about...Dark Heal.
>>317665774
None. By the time you have it, it's over.
>>317665598
Someone post the beheading webm
You know the one
>>317665739
Sheev is so bad ass. I really wish Clone Wars redid the entire Obi Wan vs Anakin fight. It would have looked like an actual fight to the death instead of a dance routine.
>>317665842
Right, She was much cuter as a teenager.
>>317664851
I'm waiting for Disney to release the theatrical versions of the OT on BD. We all know they're going to do it eventually, regardless of whether or not they have the rights to do so right now.
>>317665774
Total war games
>>317664401
I've said it before and I'll say it again. It's a good thing I'm not Anakin because I wouldn't be able to keep my hands to myself around her.
>>317665842
I want more porn of her
>>317665941
>TCW
>good
I stopped watching after around season 1 where they felt the need to do a fucking jar jar episode. Do people actually watch this garbage?
>>317665998
20th Century Fox still owns the rights to the original movie, but everything else is owned by Disney
It was in the contract
Why haven't you join the Empire yet /v/?
>>317666090
>Not wanting an episode about the most powerful sith lord in history
THIS IS THE END FOR YOU MASTER
>>317666151
She's nothing more than a stain on a hanger floor now.
>>317666063
Fucking baller
>>317666090
season 1 is by far the weakest one though, just use the episode guide
>>317666090
bruh, you missing out on a lot of good shit.
>>317666149
Fox also owns the distribution rights to other five films, albeit only temporarily. Even if Disney doesn't get the full rights to everything Star Wars, I'm sure they'll be able to work out a deal to make it happen. It would be criminal if the theatrical versions of these films only lived on in fan edits.
>>317666295
Here have a shark man stabbing Gungans and Mon Calamari with bombs.
>>317666090
S1 is much more Saturday morning cartoon than the rest of the series. It gets better. There are still a few other Jar Jar episodes but they're not common. Just about any episode involving Jar Jar or R2/3PO are pretty Saturday morning, though the droids are FAR more likable than Jar Jar of course. Clone episodes are pretty good, usually stories from the frontlines. Jedi episodes are cool if you've ever wondered about the mysteries of the Force and things like that. Sith episodes are pretty dark. Padme/politics episodes are about how they sound.
>>317666090
They do bring in the squad from Republic Commando, that episode was fucking awesome.
>>317666090
Damn bitch if you'd kept watching you could've seen some Padme episodes, C-3P0 episodes and a sweet-ass two-part adventure with Jar-Jar and Mace Windu.
>>317666608
You WHAT.
>>317666451
Until 2020
And I thought the only people who have the original theatrical version were the Library of Congress
>>317664380
I did this today and I lost my shit. Does he make the noise too?
You've failed EA. I am a good game, like my father before me
>>317666459
That's a little violent for a kid's show.
>>317664849
>>317664424
yes
>>317666090
They did a really good job showing the brotherly relationship between Obi Wan and Anakin. And some of the fights, like the one with Barriss, do a good job of displaying his rage and loss of control.
>>317666638
Dlet Squad has a cameo. They don't do anything though. Here have a different Clone Commando. His name is Gregor.
>>317666753
Kids need to learn that war isn't fun and games.
>>317666727
So be it, Battlefront II.
>>317666925
This is more depressing than that one thing with Gandalf
>>317664849
I MEAN COME ON PEOPLE
>>317663375
Im speechless...
>The Separatists had to place their trusts in literal retarded bugs
>>317664705
FARTO
>>317667117
Man fuck bugs.
>>317666925
Who was he hugging here?
>>317667259
...Dexter...Jettster?
>>317667259
The fat alien diner owner.
>>317665774
I hate how you can tell they're just standing in a blue room
>>317666657
Geroge Lucas claims that the theatrical version doesn't exist anymore, but that's just a bullshit excuse he used as to why he wouldn't release it again. There are copies of the theatrical version floating around, and even if there weren't, the theatrical version of the film could still be recreated using footage from various sources (kind of like Harmy's despecialized versions).
>>317666925
>/v/ meets his best friend after all these years
>>317665598
It's okay when Star Wars does it.
>>317665948
>>317665739
I hate to ask.
But this is the first time I've heard the emperor/palpatine called... "sheev."
>>317667259
dexter jettster aka the key to episode 2 aka george lucas self insert
>>317667250
Were they ever Sentient?
Last I remembered they followed the mindless orders of The Evil Queen Pulsating, Bloated, Festering, Sweaty, Pus-filled, Malformed, Slug-for-a-Butt and spoke mindless garble
>>317666151
>ywn never be called cute by an older sith inquisitor
>she will never torture your cock while getting information out of you
>she will never take you as a sex slave/apprentice
Rebels has gotten a little better this season
>>317663921
The scream actually sounded cool to me. It sounded inhumane.
>>317665739
>that little smile as sheev stabs the guy
>sheev fucking around and having a giggle in the fight
>the disappointment in Mauls face
This one scene has more likeable characters and human emotion than the entire prequels
>>317661840
Holy shit hahahahahahahahahhaha
>>317667475She will never come back to life
>>317667420
They revealed his first name a few weeks ago. Not sure why. I don't think I've ever once wondered what his first name was.
>The Dark Side of the force is a pathway to many abilities some consider to be... unnatural
>>317667427
I think the leader male bug was sentient or something. I think they were all sentient but they get mind controlled by the queen when she makes them snort her worms.
>>317663394
ARRRAAAAAGHHHH
>>317660859
From my point of view good games are evil!
>>317667597
>Frieza in Star Wars
Not bad.
>>317667597
You can just see the pain in his eyes.
>>317667427
Yes. The ones mindlessly following the queen had the brain worms in them that kept them going even after death. Otherwise they did everything any other sapient being would do. They built complex machines use weapons and shit, and Poggle the Lesser could talk and baring and shit.
>>317667679
i-is that michael fassbender?
Holy shit sheev.
>>317667734
Only a shill deals in absolutes!
A friendly George Lucas entered the room and was eager to hear the pitch from Red Fly’s creatives. “Before they could finish their spiel, Lucas cut them off, stood up, walked over to the statues, rotated them to be facing the same direction, pushed them together, and said ‘They’re friends!’” adds the source. “He wanted these characters to be friends, and to play off of each other. He talked about the show Burn Notice as a reference point. He likened Darth Maul to Sonny from The Godfather, and he likened Darth Talon to Lauren Bacall. He actually did an impersonation of her. It was supposedly the weirdest impersonation of a ’40s actress going, ‘Don’t you know how to whistle? Put your lips together and blow.’”
The problem with the idea of Maul and Talon teaming up for a buddy cop-like experience was that they were separated by over 170 years of Star Wars fiction – as ridiculous of an idea as Frédéric Chopin forming a band with Dave Grohl. When this vast time divide was brought up to Lucas’ attention, he brushed off the notion of it not working, and said that it could instead be a descendant of Darth Maul or a clone of him.
>>317667420
They revealed his first name in a book last year
The dark lord of the Sith and epitome of all that is evil
Is Sheev
>>317667679
I am still immensely popular in the Republic. My friend thinks its not surprising when you think of all the good I did for the Republic's people during the short time I was in power. It seems all the stories we heard about the Jedi Temple were true. But the only people in there were Jedi, and political supporters. Well, the political supporters were fools, and we both agreed that the Jedi should be exterminated.
>>317667597
That guy looks like he's about to fucking cry
>>317667597
kek
The anguish is palpable.
What did he mean by no..noo...nooo...Nooo...NOOOO
>>317667937
what did he mean when he made this face?
>I AM the Senate
What did he mean by this?
>>317667597
Tha guy in the back is like "pls don't come here, pls don't come here"
>>317667953
>>317667992
>>317667762
What am I watching?
Whatever happened to based Rex?
I think I remember Cody becoming a prude after Order 66
>>317667597
What the fuck is Jorge even doing here?
I can't tell if he's trying to add more scarring/texture or demarcate distance somehow.
