LOL
>>317630620
>corretly
these are the children praising a game they haven't played
LOL
I would agree in that the state of the industry is less desirable today that it was 10-15 years ago
Ignoring overall taste in games, I don't think there's many that would argue that the game market is in a healthy place right now
>>317630620
I am unable to follow the point this comic is trying to make.
>>317630620
How about some fucking context, OP? What's the original?
>>317630620
>Only got the chance to play Zelda Ocarina of time when I was a kid in the hospital
I was too busy with sailor moon
L
LOL
LOL
O
L
OTHER GAME
>Looks at Metacritic to justify his opinion
What a fag.
>>317630765
worse, it's REDS' edit
I hope you fuckers are ready for a dose of Dob
LOL
WII GAME?
>>317631723
Based Kojima
>>317632595
WHAT ABOUT OTHER GAME
Ocarina of Time has aged like shit though.
Dark Souls is the far superior game.
>>317632595
WA-HA! HA-HA! HA-HA!
ALL THE DAY BRO
>>317632028
In all seriousness I really miss the old instruction booklets
>>317632708
Nice and subtle 8/10
should have honestly used the term "aged like milk" instead however
does anyone have that HoMM (i think) comic of the shipwreck survivor swimming with his inexhaustible cart of iron ore?
>>317631821
>you will never get raped by a dragon
why live
>>317632463
>>317632732
OTHER
GAME
>>317631821
Why the fuck is this only a 8 panel thing. I want it. So cute.
>>317630620
Damn, shake & bake chicken sounds really good right now.
>>317632732
this one makes me a bit mad because Halo 3 did add in a bunch of new stuff to the Halo franchise. Notably Forge and better supported custom games.
>>317630620
What's the original say?
>>317632964
I dunno
>>317632457
I always lose my shit when I see the D-. I can't believe the fucker didn't get an F.
What's up with this guy? I can't tell if he's trying to defend Nintendo or make it look bad.
Either way he's only achieving the later.
LOL
>>317633305
>loose
...
>>317630851
>>317633291
He threatened to murder his teacher. I'm surprised he wasn't arrested.
>>317632457
The grammar corrections are killing me, and the docking for lack of citation
>>317633109
And because he's using New Super Mario Bros. Wii as an example of a good game.
>>317632224
>th'
>>317633715
That's just disrespectful.
>>317631795
>ass the size of a truck
Okay, you got me there.
>>317633715
>first panel
>skinnyfat old man
>second panel
>build, more hair, smaller nose
good art
>>317633715
PRESTON DOES IT AGAIN
>>317632595
NO
GAME
>>317633715
but both can understand all of that at any age
>>317633435
>Anakin builds C3PO to help his mom
>fucker can barely move at all
>this is never mentioned or made important afterwards
>the only thing that tied this crap together is a one-page comic crap
>>317632050
>boy and his blob
>new IP
not that i'm surprised when it comes to that idiot
>>317632050
>considers Wii Fit to be a new IP
why is he talking about "games" he's never played?
>>317632050
Made funnier now that Sony has the superior version of Muramasa.
>>317634012
>builds robot to help mom
>It's a shitty protocol droid that has trouble walking and speaks 10000 languages.
Kids are kinda dumb.
>>317634013
It's 3rd party support, Muramasa and Wii Fitness are the new IPs... or he's just stupid, that's also possible.
>>317634170
>didn't cross the search lights to make an X
>>317633358
>Periodic table?
>Sure, I'll take one. Thank you.
>>317633452
>you need to loose some weight
>i can't breath
both of these mistakes drive me to drink
1-3 I'll post more Danny & Spot
4-6 Brentalfloss
7-9 SYAC
0 SJW comics
>>317634460
ooooohhhh
>>317633828
That makes me sad
>>317634524
>not the edit
>>317630851
So that's why Kotaku blacklisted CAD?
Lol anal devastation
>>317634540
>tfw no korra season 5
>>317634623
>Not the edit
>>317634540
but
there were hundreds of threads about it
everybody was talking about it
>>317634524
>not the not the edit edit
>>317634623
I thought buff men in no clothing was a male power fantasy, not pandering to women?
>>317634596
If Kotaku weren't so consistently awful I'd have a little pity for them. Not much because "access journalism" isn't journalism at all, but it still sucks getting your press pass revoked. Metaphorically.
>>317634735
& the follow-up
>>317633203
>>317631397
>>317631757
original
>>317634623
except for batman grabbing his crotch, I could see those as actual covers
All of the day bro!
>>317634359
that also triggered my autism
>>317634735
>opening the drawer with her right hand from the right side of the drawer
that's not how you open a fucking drawer dobson
Also draw the bottom door too you lazy shit.
>>317634891
now post the one where he calls art school "being told how to draw" and we can laugh at this shitter faggot for being a total cunt
>>317632927
Is this an edit?
>>317634834
nope, that's just what small men want to think
women like power.
>>317634540
I don't get it........
>>317634891
>STOP DRAWING BUTTS, IT'S MISOGYNISTIC
>lol no
>THEN FUCK ART, AM I RITE?
>>317635062
the original just had the strips in the last panel spelling out "butts"
>>317634623
>meanwhile on DC's twitter account
>>317635175
The joke is nobody reads that shitty Erin strip anymore. It's all about Erin Dies Alone.
>>317634891
what is this manchild trying to draw about
>>317635246
>Do I really have to explan this?
Yes, because I don't know what the fuck is the graph supposed to represent
>>317635246
What the fuck? Did he explain this in the description at least?
>>317635246
wtf is poc
>>317630620
>Deus Ex, Baldur's Gate II, Diablo II, C&C RA2, and Hitman all come out in 2000, 15 years ago
>RE2, Starcraft, MGS, and Fallout 2 come out in 1998, same year as OOT
>OP's edit still uses Ocarina of Time
Whoever made that is a fucking faggot.
>>317635480
penis or cock
>>317634735
>>317635480
people of color.
>>317635304
This. EDA is actually a part of my week now. It's been years since a webcomic did that to me.
>>317635480
Person of Color
It's the "politically correct" way of calling blacks
Which is funny because it's incredibly racist
>>317635475
>>317635246
>>317635105
>>317634891
>>317634735
I still don't get why his internet persona is a blue manlet bear.
>>317635475
I'd be mad if I was a hack and I had to share a table with a real artist too.
I'd also be mad as fuck if
>taking up more than half the table
not like dobson has any actual art to put on his half though
>>317635569
>Kraimer
>>317635638
Actually it's anyone who isn't white.
Which is even more racist.
>>317635246
I don't even know what the fuck he is trying to say
>>317630620
>using critics metascore from 1998
>using user score on a zelda game
wow
>>317635569
>what
>>317635480
It's how racists refer to black people. It means "people of colour" you know, like how back in the day when your great gramps used to talk about the coloureds?
What are some good webcomics?
off the top of my head
>oglaf
>C&H
>Deathbulge
anything else?
>>317635246
>>317635371
>>317635414
He's saying that nonwhite characters get made white all the time. And he's right, that's fucking lame. But that doesn't mean we fix it by doing the same things to white characters. I got mad when Christian Bale played the Prince of Persia, and I'll get mad if James Bond's played by a black guy. You learn that two wrongs don't make a right in preschool for fuck's sake.
>>317635638
Does it count any other races? As a latino i would bash someone's face if they called me that.
I did find this a bit humorous though to be honest, because it is pretty true.
>>317635750
that's actually good.
>>317635750
this is actually good.
Bravo dobson, write it form the heart
>I'm gonna make a comic where I beat that guy up
>>317635865
the more I read these comics, the more this blue bear appears to me as an asshole
>>317635845
>>317635762
>>317635638
>>317635563
>>317635480
Ugh, it's not racist you shitlords. You do know the NAACP exists, right?
>>317635934
fucking carmac, that's all he invented rockets for isn't it?
ggrks
>>317635890
Prince of Persia was Jake Gyllenhall m8aroo.
>>317635928
White is colorless.
>>317635480
>>317635845
>>317635762
>>317635638
>>317635563
>>317635480
That's wrong, POC means perpetrator of crime. Keep up /v/.
>>317636006
am I the only one that find it stupid that she went through the embarassment of showing her boob window all day long to be ashamed and ending up hiding it with her hands ?
>>317631795
>Projecting your own personalities onto relatively flat characters this hard
>>317635890
>Christian Bale
>>317631720
I genuinely don't know why people care about Samus as a character so much
>>317631723
gotta replace that last panel with the word "TRIGGERED"
>>317636006
>tell your girls to smile
What did he mean by this?
Circa 2013
>>317636057
No idea who they are, I just learned black people don't like being called colored.
Or has that changed now? Do we have to call niggers something else to fit in now?
>>317634735
r34 of pander tan pls
>>317635275
In what context they posted that?
>>317635890
nice 1 m8
>>317636134
>>317636204
Whatever, point still stands.
>>317634735
Leave it to Dobson to make a pair of panties look like a fucking diaper.
Also, skimpily isn't a word. He's adding an extra syllable to skimpy because he's a fucking faggot.
>>317633715
>Preston browses 4chan
He could be lurking this very thread right now
FUCK YOU PRESTON!
>>317636119
NO SPOONFEEDING
>>317636291
Magic Mike cocksucking probably.
They have monthly variant cover themes.
>>317636383
>>317636119
>dobson is an oldfag
>>317631720
But isn't samus a genetically engineered supersoldier?
>>317636425
Raised by birds yo
>>317636418
he's just a fag 2bh
>>317634623
>Cyclops
How stupid do you have to be to date Scott "Cheat on my all-powerful dead girlfriend who resurrects constantly" Summers
>all this dobsoni'd post carnivale but i don't have any on this computer
>>317632930
ALL OF THE DAY BRO
>>317636006
>no floating eyebrows
>except for the ones he's firing out of his hands on panel 2
is that his superpower?
>>317636208
shes has the big titties
>>317636425
She's a Bird-raised ex-Galactic Federation soldier Space Pirate attack survivor with Metroid, X-Parasite and Chozo genes in her blood.
>>317635934
This comic is another wet "intellectual" dump like XKCD.
>>317636513
Is this real?
Does he honestly think more people read comics than books?
>>317634623
Any guy who'd feel uncomfortable around these would literally be called a tryhard insecure faggot.
>>317636676
>he gets uncomfortable from a boner
wear boxers, dumbass
>>317633715
Um, you can still see the moon in the daytime.
l-lol?
>>317636727
Someone post the real photo.
>>317636624
Except it's actually pretty fun at times, but does have a lot of shitty strips.
>>317636727
I can relate, I'm a fat fuck too and wouldn't want anyone taking a picture of me.
>>317636838
you couldn't get a 5 even if your life depended on it
>>317636727
>Signs a waiver saying they can take photos of him
>Complains when they take photos of him
Jesus Christ.
>>317636865
Either lose weight or accept it then.
>>317636838
Sorry janitors, I didn't mean to post that shit, this is my real post, just delete my last post, please.ROR
>>317636860
What point is he trying to make here? He didn't even make it 7 heads, the fuck?
>>317633291
>>317633589The corrections are fake, they were added by a friend of the guy who wrote it. It was never actually passed in
>>317636860
>his head is one and a half heads tall
>which makes him three and one third heads tall
bravo preston
>>317636865
But do you sign waivers saying people can take photos of you for promotional purposes and then say they can't?
>>317636727
>Shows up to a con to gain publicity
>Doesn't want to be photographed
Holy shit what a faggot. Anyone with some respect would grin and happily allow a photo. It'd be different if you were a celebrity with paparazzi. But the most photos you'd end up bei g asked for is ten at most for one con, considering how little people care about Dob.
>>317636006
>>317636927
Or I'll just tell people to fuck off. Usually works.
>>317637007
Well obviously not.
So like.
Who just goes onto the internet.
Saves shitty comics
And dumps them in the same thread every day.
>>317630620
>posting the one I made
>>317635475
I need an edit of this where the person sitting next to him is real Dobson and the pictures on display are his inflation fetish art.
>>317636987
>waaa please pat my ass i'm so insecure
>>317636928
wheres the joke F^Uckley
>>317637127
Already exists, but I sadly don't have it.
>>317636987
That's cause you won't.
Your ideas are all terrible.
But hey, I'll give you props for admitting it, you sad sack of shit.
>>317636245
My fucking sides
>>317637204
>fucking forgot red alert 2 came out in 2000
Fuck.
>>317637180
>>317637180
>teeth marks in the dog
gets me every time
>>317634623
>>317633219
>ocarina of time
It's like this guy WANTED everyone to hate him
Last one, unless you guys want pre-blue bear stuff.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m7AbrgLlors
>>317637195
god damn, he's either a genius who molds himself into what he is simply to give his comics context, and make them funny, or has absolutely no self awareness at all
Where the fuck are the LOSS comics?
>>317637381
God I love Arakis art.
>>317637076
I did it
>>317636513
Almost got me.
>>317637414
not with someone that ugly in the room, he didn't
>>317636624
Hahaha, no.
>>317631821
>dragons
i'll finish the job myself
>>317635890
>and I'll get mad if James Bond's played by a black guy
Oh god, please tell me that isn't going to happen.
>>317637472
I dunno, His post part 4 style doesn't really click with me too well. I prefer his older style from say Phantom Blood etc.
That's just me though.
KEK
>>317637670
I love it all in it's own way, from the hilarious anatomy of 1 and 2, to the not-hnk of part 3/early part 4, all the way to the pretty boys.
Just hate the sameface late part 7 had.
>>317637307
Why is it hateful to call him CattyN?
Way to blow it out of proportion, how can the guy have such an inflated ego that he thinks he can just disregard his old fans like that? Stuff like this just makes my head want to pop.
>>317633358
>voyager
Truly he is human poison.
>>317637292
You forgot to take off your trip there, newfag.
>>317637076
more like
Dudebro: "Hey could you pose for me?"
PowerSlut: "Sure!"
>>317636006
>>317637076
>>317637485
>>317633358
>Can't appreciate Seinfeld
>>317637673
>liking Blue
Shit fucking taste. Everybody knows Red is a better game.
>>317631821
i don't get it
>>317633358
>liking ensign kim
confirmed shit taste
>>317637874
>>317637936
>>317637775
You sly devil you.
>>317636291
It was a Magic Mike parody.
You know. Something that male comic book fans like.
>>317637874
>Artificial Divide
KEK
E
K
>>317637870
I fucking love these comics with real preston shopped in.
>>317632457
This never fails at being fucking hilarious.
>Oedipus used to blaze with the makers of Aqua Fresh Toothpaste
>>317633358
this needs an inflation edit
>>317637673
but how fun is that?
>>317637874
>that one guy pondering whether he should be on the women's side
>>317638027
Why would you ever put two ancient civilizations to fight over video games, for fucks sake.
>>317637874
>not picking the organized investment survival artist class
>>317637870
best version
I'd probably enjoy the hell out of Grindan Adventure tbqh
>>317638226
>7 vaginas
Imagine...
>>317636987
>no non-white people in the crowd of his fans
Accurate
>>317637874
This guy is my favorite because he has so many phat opinions to drop on people so they'll see how it really fuckin is, maaaaan.
>>317634735
all you'd have to do is have her reaching for the bottom drawer, and it would serve as enough context
I already read dobson's garbage so why do I keep clicking on them?
>>317638326
...the smell.
>>317637874
Subnormality is such a fucking hypocrite. Yet another pseudo-intellectual constantly trying to take the moral high ground, when he himself constantly makes generalizations about groups.
>>317638160
for the lulz