ITT: Games that exist
>>317366840
This. Ps2 had a few oddball ones.
Games on cassette tapes.
Will never not be an oddity to me.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZwqCxwYvh3k
I don't know much about it, but this too.
>>317367041
Should that really count? It was a part of a sony project to introduce games with unique game play.
>>317367132
Don't forget games on Laserdisc. There were also video games on VHS, which were usually used with a light gun.
You're mistake, games don't exist.
Mister Mosqu...
>>317367041
ah fuck! uh... Kuma Ut...
>>317367339
F U C K
>i don't know much about it
there is nothing much about it, you just give japanese text to the bear and he turns it into an enka song
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Enka
![Home_alone_ps2[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/pJCWi49.jpg "Home_alone_ps2[1].jpg")
>>317366840
>British Devs
>>317367416
Still an oddity in my books, purely based on the terrible, terrible dub and unique concept.
>>317366840
I loved this game as a kid
![2616775-1206468325-817L3[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/zoINwPt.jpg "2616775-1206468325-817L3[1].jpg")
It's actually a pretty good game.
My sister bought Dog's Life when she was going through that period in a female's life where they adore anything to do with animals. I thought it was fine, I remember there was a button to make your dog take a shit which you could then pick at in your mouth and fling at people
>>317367782
It also had an oddly horrifying ending that was really out of tone. Fuck, that shit was downright creepy.
>>317367728
Remember seeing this in a bargain bin at a local shop once.
Regret not picking it up.
>>317366840
>yuropoops and their sims
>>317367041
>tfw discovering year two
>>317367893
I can't seem to remember it, was it a dog food factory that was using dogs as the meat or something?
>>317367782
There wasn't a button but a 3 button combo on the d pad. I still have this game
>>317367725
I played it as a kid and regret even fucking buying the thing.
This timeless masterpiece.
>>317367041
First thing I think of whenever I see this is the Buck Bumble theme song.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x7ok5AV7ZrM
>>317367979
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n7bC_kAR-wU
![Little_Britain_-_The_Video_Game_Coverart[1].png](https://i.imgur.com/d8co9xx.png "Little_Britain_-_The_Video_Game_Coverart[1].png")
>British Comedy
>>317367979
You were close, it wasturning dogs into cat food
>>317367545
>>317367339
>>317367041
I really miss the days of Japan being weird and quirky
>>317366840
>the amount of hours I had to watch my sister play this so I could wait my turn to keep playing ffx
Why was I there? Just to suffer?
![BigDogFootball[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/MFVuDiY.jpg "BigDogFootball[1].jpg")
cream of the crop right here
>>317368534
You know the graphics... that's what this is all about
>>317367779
It was the first true Gachimuchi.
>>317368207
>Give up
>Let go
>>317367893
Those big ass circular saws covered in blood.
Maybe the ESRB didn't play it to completion.
>>317366840
I only watched the ending of this game once, but I got the impression from it that the hero dog seemed to have some sort of human-level intelligence while all the other dogs (including his dog girlfriend) seemed to just be as smart as regular dogs.
Am I right in thinking that? Because that would have some weird connotations.
>>317368207
>the woman gets turned into cat food
what the hell
>>317368059
>literally no gameplay
>all sounds are done buy one guy
>essentially a home-made cartoon
>PS2
Most fucked up release in history.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j4sMwSWoSJY
>>317368781
It isn't the only time the ESRB missed something:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jYyZfME5XYY
>>317368207
>the part where she gets cut apart and turned into food
It wasn't terrible until this point, what the absolute fuck
>>317367949
>fun award
>>317369036
I had the demo for that on PC and played the fuck out of it.
Is it actually good?
>>317368207
Is like silent hill.
>>317367760
What the fuck
how
>>317368039
>toilet showdown.jpg
>>317366840
That game was actually great. I loved going about and shiting in front of people. It was pretty fun.
>>317367448
yeah, LD games were the same as LD movies (i actually own some)
where a laser would read these lengthy refractions from disc and it would be used in analog circuitry to directly manipulate a magnetic field of sorts.
LDs are analog, but this is pretty much how digital CD works too, only the refractions have a much shorter length and there is a specific type of interpreter which translates much smaller chunks,
this is digital
this thread would have almost been cool if not for all the PS2 shit which is thinly veild neogaf advertising for sony brand name.
these games mean nothing. its nothing more than a cover art meme
>>317368210
I know it was at one point the lowest rated game on gamerankings.com.
>>317368021
I never played it, but was aware that it was pretty strongly regarded
>>317367448
motherfucking Sega CD addon
Don't look any further, like I did.
>>317369736
NO, DON'T!
>>317367760
yo this is actually a good game
>>317369696
The system had modules for both the Mega Drive and PC Engine, with which you could play the cartridges, CD games and even some LD games which also used the Mega Drive or PC Engine hardware.
I want to replay it, but I can't find the ISO anywhere.
>>317367779
Never got past the frog boss.
>>317366840
played this is hospital
RIP Leonard Nimoy.
>>317368207
>those bloodied saws
>>317369736
What this?
>>317370693
>CAUTION: SEMEN
lol
>>317367041
>>317371035
You don't want to know.
Really, you don't.
>>317368980
Jesus Christ.
![2764234-5419475019-phoen[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/D509A2L.jpg "2764234-5419475019-phoen[1].jpg")
Literally every single game made by these fuckers.
>>317368207
>no background music
>that narration
>>317371035
>He does not know.
>>317371157
Found it:mafa.com/Elsa-Flu-Doctor
>>317368207
what the fuck
>>317368207
Has there ever been a creepiest game in all history?
>>317368207
https://youtu.be/n7bC_kAR-wU?t=319
>>317371392
That's actually kinda cute, I think I like it.
>>317366840
Dude, i had this fucking game when i was a kid, and i loved it back then.
Oh and i also had that, but i hated it though
>>317369736
>>317367728
>7 clever boys
>>317369696
hot damn good times
>>317368207
>well, that's it I guess
COLD
BLOODED
KILLER
>>317368207
>That blood
>Swearing
>Miss. Peaches. is. cat food
3+ my arse.
>>317371721
>>317371797
Fuck, I played that game. I think it came with my Sega CD.
>>317368039
>indian sci-fi games.jpg
>>317368207
MS PEACHES
IS
CAT FOOD
>>317371157
I'm a cat, I'm curious.
>>317371313
Know not, that I do.
>>317372156
You're too pure for this, don't taint yourself by looking into the abyss.
>>317368207
holy shit
>>317368816
COOKIE DOG
>>317368207
>british game developers
>>317368980
What the fuck am I watching...
>>317372242
The most pure are the most satisfying to corrupt. Don't you wanna corrupt me anon?
![SittingDucks_BOX_PC[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/9ZdjCgZ.jpg "SittingDucks_BOX_PC[1].jpg")
>>317366840
It was actually surprisingly fun. Played like a civilian version of GTA.
>>317371090
The fat girl has a piece of chicken.
>>317372809
I forgot this cartoon existed until now.
>>317370090
>shit we will never be able to emulate
>>317367760
best gaem
>>317372809
They had a PC version of this?
I have the one on gbaIt's shit.
>>317368207
>O - Give Up
>>317369158
I had it, I can say it was a nice game for its time, not quite the "killer app" - but I enjoyed the game when I was a kid.
>>317373136And I forgot to say that some death scenes scared me shitless.
>>317368303
Still is but don't localize the weird games anymore
>>317373078
I can't imagine the GBA version being anything like the PC one.
https://youtu.be/oF4UsvSRx_A?t=4m31s
>>317372017
I looked up some of the gameplay on youtube and decided to leave it firmly embedded in my childhood because my young mind found it awesome for some reason. I'd rather not tarnish that with my adult cynicism. Although I never actually beat it..
>>317368207
>she gets put in a big can
>oh well the level design was weird as fuck but at least it's back to normal
>the conveyor belt reverses
>>317368207
I find this extremely unsettling
>>317368207
>MS PEACHES
>IS
>CAT FOODStill better and more creative than most modern game, tho.
>>317372886
>this is a healthy weight for americans
>>317368207
i want to fug wayne
>>317368039
List of /v/ approved games.
>>317368207
MS
PEACHES
IS
CAT
FOOD
>>317368441
ISHIGGYMYPIGGY
>>317374060
Retro My Little Pony stuff looked so creepy
>>317368207
considering how the game was about shitting and doing dog things before that part, it did turn dark pretty fucking fast
>>317368207
Honestly kind of glad I didnt finish it as a kid. I own the game too.
>>317368441
Look at that smug motherfucker, he knows he owns this game.
>>317371637
>>317371392
Yeah, that's not the best example of what I meant.
>>317374480
It was creepy, but at least there wasn't tons of porn about it (I hope i'm right)
>>317374480
The modern designs are far more creepy and unsettling. And people fantasize about fucking those things.
>>317374728
Holy shit, does this thing have a screamer or anything like that? It looks fascinating.
>>317367728
I was pretty disappointed to find out that it's not even actually a game.
>>317374060
>All those girls and their horses
Suddenly I'm reminded of that comic
>>317373350
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CZUVlb696Tw
Well, looking at the first bit of that, I guess it's sorta the same, they just took out the free roam between missions, which was probably the best part.
>>317368816
Check yo feet.
![cs2vCEc[1].png](https://i.imgur.com/oFtbVEV.png "cs2vCEc[1].png")
>>317374728
>>317374986
>>317367041
I only know it because I fapped to the girl in bath.
>>317366840
So i'm no the only one who played thatit was pretty good tooexcept for the fucking minigame where you had to copy the other dog's movemvents and one of the buttons didn't work or something
![iMCoKb5[1].png](https://i.imgur.com/vqXSxH9.png "iMCoKb5[1].png")
>>317374986
>>317368207
Holy fucking shit
>>317367779
>>317372127
Fucking kek
>>317368207
How the fuck is this game rated PEGI 3+?
>>317368207
Play this over it, it fits perfectly
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lt-udg9zQSE
>>317368207
The only other game I know that operates on his level of fuck is Drakengard 1
>>317375390
Hey, HUEs have a right to play games too
>>317374923
I think the new stuff is only unsettling because people want to fuck those horses.
>>317374812
I remember one of the screencaps of one of the very early mlp threads on /co/, and there was a post saying "this is going to have so much porn", and some anon replied "the old my little pony didn't have much porn, why would this be any different?"
>>317367779
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T8BcndMxu44
>The pro football player has stolen your protein powder! Strike the wall-smashing pose of the builder in front of you to chase him down.
>>317366840
Requesting the name of a game that got posted a few months ago here.
It was a crude 3D game about about a character walking with legs that didn't bent (reminded me of sponge bob) while bizarre spooky music was playing.
I think the word PIZZA was in the tittle
>>317369158
It's really good, but hard as balls
>>317377169
FUNNY PIZZA LAND
>>317368207
>dog fucking farts her into the machine
>MISS PEACHES
>IS
>CATFOOD
>>317377169
FunnyPizzaLand or something like that
>>317368207
>HeeeehhhaaaaaaaHHEEEEEHHHAAAHAHAHAHAHeEeEeEeEeEhHhHhAahaAhAAhaAHAhhA
>>317377302
>>317377339
Thank you. Can't believe you actually deduced that from my vague description.
>>317368207
And people say violence against women in videogames is a lie.
>>317368207
>O - Give Up
>>317377542
No problem, anon
That game is just stuck in my mind because I was weirded out by it. I first saw it sleepy as shit at 3 AM; it felt like a dream
>>317377657
Do you not see that game? It absolutely needs a dedicated button to give up and accept it.
>>317368207
The voice acting makes it all creepier.
What the actual fuck.
And it's glorious
>>317368207
>Well, that's it, I guess! :^)
What the fuck was that
>>317368207
I'm so glad this exists.
>>317378152
I'm glad that you exist.
>>317378395
I hate you.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T5qGO8hBrOk
>>317368207
I still have the disc for this piece of crap, not sure if it is still working, glad I never even bothered playing with it.
>>317378460
>>317367728
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5bTqBiZlnAk
My Sides. Thanks anon.
>>317378630
>That black face sax playing nigger
>>317368534
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h_c4PdzadAQ
>>317369036
>worm deaths
I forgot how graphical are the deaths on this game.
I feel like I played a Snow White / Wizard of Oz game where you had to solve puzzles or answer questions and if you got it wrong there was a witch screamer. Must have played it around 2001 - 2004 on PC.
Anybody got any idea?
>>317378496
>one of the most intriguing games we've ever seen
kek that isn't necessarily a compliment
>>317378630
>The nigger takes care of plants and animals
this game was fun as shit and I only knew one other person who knew about it growing up.
I just finished watching The Sopranos through recently and though I've never seen gameplay, it's supposed to be horseshit and apparently not true to the characters at all. Anyone else tried it?
>>317373306
>Posting games that never came out
Faggot
>>317368980
This transcends reality.
>>317375032
now I'm curious, what comic?
>>317369036
jesus christo
The shadow monsters.
>>317368303
>I really miss the days of Japan being weird and quirky
Blazblue
MGSV
Omega quintet
All neptunia
Dark souls/Bloodborne
>>317375752
>>317375073
>>317374728
>>317371697
Why.
Why do these exist.
Who made them.
For what purpose.
>>317379293
YUWAAAAAAAAAY
>>317379513
Only good thing about it is the gameover cgi...you're on a boat with several of the main characters from the show and get capped in high sea
>>317369462
the strange thing about LD games is how its using an analog optical medium, and then working it to translate from analog into digital. this is probably the most silly thing to ever exist
>>317371529
>>317379176
Point and click, btw
>>317368980
>murmur murmur murmur
>AH EE OO EE AH EE OO EE
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EbHO1ZYhtLk
>>317367132
Kids will one day look at vidya on carts or discs the same way.
>>317379761
They're SCPs
>>317371392
http://www.mafa.com/Elsa-Maternity-Doctor
>>317378630
>She's very jealous of me
>so very jealous of me
Pure genius.
>>317368207
>>317368207
>>317380092
That faggot rabbit was showing off by the end
>>317379513
that cover art is hilariously silly.
>>317368207
>that eerie level select screen
>disturbing lack of music
>that voice acting
>that blood on the machinery
>MISS PEACHES
>IS
>CAT FOOD
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V1L17ZRAcsg
>>317369036
I can only imagine how many kids got nightmares from this shit
>>317369036
Man, that's meta as fuck.
>>317374060
Man, Riding Star 2 must have been really disappointing.
>>317367949
>start the game
>select locale: India
>instantly lose
>>317374060
>No Bella Sara
Shit list.
>>317375752
There are youtube longplays of every Frozen flash game and they get 10 millons of views, more that any pewdiepie video
>>317380768
>6:16
I'm not sure why, but games like Funny Pizza Land and Bad Rats literally repulse me with their graphics.
Maybe it's an uncanny valley thing, but the things in these games don't resemble humans. I don't understand.
I don't fucking know, but this shit makes me feel fucking ill.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AfVbN27o5jQ
>>317379719
>Blazblue
That's just typical animu stuff
>MGSV
Nothing really quirky about it
>Omega quintet
That's just typical animu stuff
>Neptunia
That's just typical animu stuff
>Dark Souls/Bloodborne
That's as not quirky as it gets
>>317381371
>all I did was mash buttons!
DSP plz go
>>317367760
>No Online
Why not?
>>317374923
>>317376864
Horses are cute,we are not creepyjust like pokephilas
>>317368980
I distinctly remember something similar to this, but with dinosaurs
it was made by the same people I think
>>317378496
This is actually available on steam.
>>317378562
NO! I WAS GLAD YOU EXISTED TOO!
>There are two Nanosaur games
>Two games where you play as a velociraptor with a jet pack and laser guns
>Only two
Why doesn't every game have you play as a velociraptor with a jet pack and laser guns? Every game could be improved with this simple addition.
The game, based on the movie, based on the game!
>>317381371
I kind'a know how you feel anon. I feel sorta sick watching old cartoons with really low production values.
Defenders of Space? Funny as shit but I swear anytime I watch it I feel like I could puke at any minute.
>>317381959
Zangief being able to reflect projectiles back with the banishing flat was actually kind of cool.
>>317380829
POO IN LOO will never not be funny
>>317381597
Splatoon
>>317366840
This game was actually pretty fun back in the day. I forgot about it.
>>317382034
Strange. I have no issue at all with that sort of things. It's only really fucking bad 3d stuff that gets me.
It just looks fucking horribly disgusting to me. I can watch people get decapitated and not feel any repulsion, but put fucking Blackbay Asylum in front of me, and I just want to look away.
I don't mind cheapness, but that specific style of crude 3d gets to me.
>>317382351
>being keked that hard so you need to take care of the children of another man
>>317376905
I got this on the Wii eshop back when I was in high school.
The sound track is fucking amazing and I really love the dreamcast style it has.
It would make a pretty good mobile game
>>317368207
Rented this game over a weekend and had nightmares for like a month.
>>317368207
>Lol fart jokes
>Woman gets mashed up into cat food
What an interesting juxtaposition
>>317382351
>step up to the plate that another left on the table
I thought it was a baseball expression?
>>317382306
Splatoon is not that kind of quirky that other anon meant, I think. It is not "naked man dancing on bamboo throwing laughing rice balls" kind of quirky.
>>317381371
I miss low budget early 3d games. Stuff like this and the snow white are just so bizarre its actually scarier than horror games
>>317378630
this is embarrassing
>>317369371
So i wasn't the only one. That means i'm not weird, right?
>>317367760
>that carcancha
I still can't believe it
>>317368039
>shit'n'stroke
Upon reading that, I wouldn't think of golf.
>>317368207
Fucking hell that is some SAW level shit.
>>317368207
I remember getting stuck on the last level.
Must have been too spooked to carry on looking back on it. Glad I never finished it.
>>317382351
>step up to the plate another man left on the table
This is seriously the funniest thing I have ever read
>>317382769
Hey man, low budget 3d isn't an issue for me. Put any game from PS1 or N64 or whatever in front of me and I have ZERO issue. It's only a few particular games that really fucking get to me.
Off the top of my head, Funny Pizza Land, Bad Rats, Blackbay Asylum, all make me feel ill.
Maybe it's because they try to have glossy shiny characters, and it makes the skin look real and disgusting. I don't fucking know.
>>317367545
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IogNCQFvMuQ
>>317381883
You'd be in real trouble if you run into any steel beams in that.
>>317378630
>back to menu
>back to menu
>back to menu
>back to menu
>>317382306
Close enough but like >>317382734 said I mean the really outlandish things like Katamari Damacy, Gitaroo Man, Killer7 and Seaman.
>>317368059
I couldn't contain myself.
>>317378630
>Seven boys who somehow keep a forest 'tidy'
>Only says what three of them do
WHAT DO THE OTHER FOUR DO THEN YOU FUCK
>>317382351
>step up to the plate another man left on the table
it's not that kind of plate retard
>>317368207
What happens if you fail to save Daisy?
>>317383014
For me one part of it is trying to get into the minds of the people who made it. how did anyone pay them to make this? is the main programmer or designer collect dead bodies or have some other problem in head? who gave the ok the print thousands of these discs? what backwater shithole was this made in? and so on. mysteries like pizza land are really scary and full of questions
>>317368207
>MS PEACHES
>IS
>CATFOOD
Just posted this in another thread, this game was my childhood
[muffled earrape in the distance]
>>317379293
THANK YOU!!!
i had this game in my head for the last week, but never could remember the name of it!
>>317368207
>>317368207
>all that blood
>farts
>MS PEACHES IS CAT FOOD
There is no possible way a group of people came together and thought that this would be a good thing to put into a game
this game was in a bootleg 35 in 1 game pak i had as a kid
>>317368207
>mfw I'm was7 years old and I was aware of what's happening to ms.peaches when I complete this game
Not to mention you can get shot by a runaway criminal in this game
Early Ps2 era was so weird that I can't give two fucks about murder in real life compare to ps2 games
>>317378496
There was a remake of that game on PS3 - was actually extremely fun to play as a couch multiplayer game
>>317368207
Fuck me, where did that come from?
>>317382351
>tfw my brother stood up to the plate
>>317368207
that fucking sound design is horrifying
>>317381371
I get what you mean. The lighting of early 2000's CGI creeps me the fuck out for some reason.
