FROM MY POINT OF VIEW STAR WARS BATTLEFRONT IT WORTH $110
IT'S GONNA BE GREAT
>>317312454
What did he mean by this?
>>317312454
What is Battlefront worth?
>>317312806
THE HIGH GROUND
>>317312840
IT'S A GOOD TRICK
Where Sheev at
>>317312454
>>317312587
DO IT!
>>317312587
WELL THEN YOU ARE LOST
>>317312806
I believe its worth a whole Kingdom of Heaven!
ITS OVER ANAKIN. NO ONE PLAYS IT ANYMORE
>>317312587
kek
Why did George Lucas make Obi-Wan so overpowered? I meant it is canonical fact that Obi-Wan is immortal and cannot be defeated when he has the high ground. He was only able to be struck down when Vader confronted him on neutral ground. If this was a logical movie Obi-Wan would have carried a box around everywhere he went as a portable high ground. Then no could stop him.
>>317315090
But a box isn't high ground.
It's high box.
High box is a debuff.
>>317312774
Ha ha, epic meme my friend. You fit in this clubhouse here. Simply epic for the win, my friend.
>>317315090
Obi-Wan didn't have the high ground when he killed Darth Maul.
>>317313256
YOU UNDERESTIMATE MY ADVERTISING BUDGET
It's a rip off then
>>317315090
If anything he made Anakin seriously underpowered. I never really understood what was so special about him, he couldn't even beat Obi Wan in a fair fight and he had 10+ years on him, crippled and forced to spend the rest of his days in a life support machine with barely any real limbs left.
The funny thing is, the only "jedi" he actually killed all by himself at the "height" of his power were fucking younglings.
>>317315342
That's what makes him even more powerful - he doesn't even need the high ground to win. He can win from the low ground too. His only weakness is neutral ground. Here's a clearer explanation:
GROUND TIER LIST
>HIGH GROUND
Obi-Wan is canonically undefeatable when he is in possession of the high ground.
>LOW GROUND
Vulnerable but this position can allow him to gain the high ground in the air and deal a critical blow.
>NEUTRAL GROUND
Pure shit, no suprise advantage like low ground and no invulnerability frames like high ground.
>>317315342
from a certain point of view he did
>>317316105
holy shit he came.
that's so fuckin hot
>>317316018
He had the high ground over those kids.
>>317312806
nothing
>>317315342
Yeah the killing blow was when he jumped over maul
>>317312454
>mfw Fallout4 did youngling post
>>317315342
He did, from a certain point of view.
Luke did I tell you about the time I bought Battlefront?
It was a good friend.
guys this is really weird
I literally just finished watching episode 3 after taking like a 3 month long break from watching them in machete order
I AM THE PUBLISHER
>>317316317
Top Kek.
>>317315350
I won't play it!
>>317316351
So F2P with a shitload of microtransactions?
>>317317410
> Kills Sandpeople children
STILL A HERO
> Kills Jedi Younglings
OMG HE NOW A BAD MAN
>>317317796
Oh, you will pay...you will pay.
>*Cancels game*
>YOU TURNED THE FANS AGAINST ME
>YOU HAVE DONE THAT YOURSELF.
what game was it?
>>317315205
What did he mean by this?
ANAKIN DON'T DO IT, I'LL FIND YOUR GAME AND CUT ALL THE CONTENT YOUR GAME HAS, NO WILL BUY IT. THEY WILL REMEMBER BATTLEFRONT 2!
MY MASTER HAS ALREADY CUT IT AND REPACKED IINTO A...
NO ANAKIN, NOT A SEASON PASS!
AND WE WILL CHARGE FIFTY DOLLARS FOR IT! AND DAY 1 DLC!
YOU WERE SUPPOSED TO BRING STAR WARS VIDYA BACK INTO GREATNESS NOT LEAVE IT DARKNESS
>>317315453
Laughed way harder than I should have.
>>317317796
(player count)
>>317317945
>caring about sandpeople
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>>317318291
/galacticpol/ pls go
Oh...and I'm afraid the microtransactions will be fully in place when your friends arrive.
>>317318291
It's funny how in both out reality and in Star Wars sandpeople are considered lower life/scum
>>317315090
Oh but he did
>>317318584
meant to reply to >>317315342
>>317318627
No, ROTS is the best of the prequels and arguably better than return of the jedi because DUDE EWOKS LMAO
So was episode 3 really the best of the prequels? Because I remember liking the first two a lot better, but I watched those when they first came out, when I was in 6th and 8th grade and didn't know shit.
>>317318246
YOU WERE THE CHOSEN ONE! IT WAS SAID YOU WOULD BE THE BEST GAME EVER, NOT THE WORST.
YOU WERE SUPPOSED TO BRING A COMPLETE GAME, NOT LEAVE THE REST $50 DLC!
>>317315453
>>317318327
>>317318719
1 i could kind of understand, but 2? 2 was fucking dogshit.
>>317312930
For you
>>317318627
Its the one I watched the most.
The most fun of the lot, nice music and where they used CGI sets it at least looked better than last two films.
You're not actually going in to a Battlefront lobby!?
They'd be crazy to follow us!
>>317318627
Is it bad that you liked it? No. Episode 3 was the only one of the prequels that felt needed. 3 movies was a stretch and Lucas should/could have easily condensed it into one film, but for some reason another trilogy was required.
>there will never be a star wars game with combat this good
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sISGRCgJDhA
>>317318719
>So was episode 3 really the best of the prequels?
yeah, out of the 3 it was the least toy commercial of them all.
>>317312806
To a smart leader like Saaldin it's worth nothing.
The hungry masses of plebs it's worth everything.
Pottery
>>317318414
All sand people apologist Jedis are now an enemy of the galactic empire.
>>317319185
Yup, it was also the only one that was rated pg-13
Do you guys think VII will at least be decent? I wish they would've gotten someone a little bit more young and impressionable looking for the MC so it would echo Mark Hamill in A New Hope.
>>317313081
THIS IS THE END FOR YOU, MY MASTER!
>>317319456
It's another rehash
>>317319456
It'll be okay I think, I just don't get why they all have to be trilogies though. This just means more filler shit that doesn't matter.
>there are people autistic enough to post this about a game they hate
>>317318109
Not so much cancelled as it was 'ruined', but Mario Tennis Ultra Smash
Had potential to be really good, but Nintendo wanted to rush it for 'muh Christmas sales'
>>317319456
So far it hasn't done much to really pull me in. Maybe to see what they do with Luke, Han and Leia but that's it. Will see it later once a quality torrent comes out.
>>317319368
I saw a Star Wars Mustafar Volcano Lab Kit at wal-mart yesterday. I'm sad it didn't come with this figure.
>>317319456
They shoud've gotten someone more Donald Glover-esque for him.
>>317319456
7 will be neat (for the first half hour) just to see how they bridge the gap between the old characters and the new. after that it will be hungry maze game ruunners in space.
>>317319456
No idea. I honestly lost all interest
>Was kind of excited
>Saw the first trailer, thought it was decent
>Then each new trailer I saw made me less interested in watching the movie
All I know is that I'm not going to see it anymore.
>>317318846
I HATE YOU!
>You underestimate my power is still one of my favorite quotes ever.
>>317319456
Cautiously hyped for it myself
>>317317695
machete order?
>>317320047
Wait, why is that stormtroopers stick deflecting a lightsaber? I thought the only thing that could was another lightsaber?
>>317320047
>macedindujr.webm
>>317320121
4,5,2,3,6
>>317315350
>>317319456
I dunno but the star wars mac and cheese is way better than the regular stuff
>>317320123
Well it does take place 30 years after RotJ
>>317320047
>>317320123
dindu's can't cut steel blasters
>>317320047
holy shit, are we actually going to get semi-competent stormtroopers in this one?
>>317318718
>arguably better than return of the jedi
jesus man. no ewok was cringe enough to outweigh the sheer amount of bad acting, sheev spinning, cgi nonsense that was episode 3
>>317318195
Too tryhard
>Buy Battlefront on GMG for 25% off
>Something fucks up and I get my key a day late
>GMG gives me a 30% off coupon as an apology
Welp.
>>317319456
It is undoubtedly going to be designed to appeal to as many people as possible. I am expecting something that feels very light, with lots of action.
Keeping expectations very modest. I lived through the prequel hype and will never do that again. Will not see it opening weekend.
>>317316105
>whendatkushhitsyou.webm
>>317320393
is it any good?
>>317320047
>Some random boot stormtrooper can go toe to toe with a lightsaber wielder
Fucking hell
>>317316351
everything
>>317320340
Yes becauseFinn was a former stormtrooper and in that fight he's fighting someone he knows from before he rebelled.
So the stormtroopers will have a lot of personality to them this time around.
>>317320123
storm trooper probably has a cortosis weapon
>>317317410
Man you would get lynched for putting this in a game nowadays. Every SJW and soccer mum would be reblogging it and posting it on facebook n shit.
I think Episode 1 gets too much hate. I was in college when it came out, and me and all of my friends fucking loved it, rewatched it 5 times.
Now we see the flaws, but in those days, we thought that movie was fantastic
It was II that was irredeemable shit
>>317318431
It's almost....almost as if someone wrote it from our reality. OMG THE EMPIRE IS LIKE THE NAZIS WHAT A COINCIDENCE OOOHH
>>317319739
Boyega was great in Attack the Block and Glover isn't exactly known for his serious acting.
>>317319368
Wasnt it his metal arm that obi wan cut off? Not the healthy one?
>>317320570
>former stormtrooper
>son of Lando
>same Lando that blows up the 2nd Death Star
haha, no
>>317320570
sounds good to me. I wish they'd make something that's in tone with republic commando.
>>317320148
Does it make sense like this? To hold off on the Vader reveal?
>>317316283
spit my pasta out at work you fuck. good one.
>>317320671
I just wish Boyega was more handsome. He is one ugly Mike Tyson lookalike.
![29D7947C00000578-3133544-image-a-4_1434907477981[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/yU73ics.jpg "29D7947C00000578-3133544-image-a-4_1434907477981[1].jpg")
>>317320595
>Episode 1 gets too much hate
actually it doesn't get enough
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FxKtZmQgxrI
>>317317410
kek, was expecting the other one. Haven't seen this one.
>>317320123
No, vibroblades and anything with cortosis weave can deflect lightsabers.
I don't know if that has cortosis in it or if it's just some bullshit they shat out to sell it as a toy.
>>317320757
?? You can see in the trailers him in the stormtrooper suit.
>>317320810
He's not exactly ugly, but he just doesn't really fit the role. I'm still waiting until I watch it to judge though, maybe he'll be pretty good.
>>317320871
>reddit leddit media
And in the trash it goes
![1398879142291.cached[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/Cavt6Qi.jpg "1398879142291.cached[1].jpg")
>>317320810
he's qt tho
>>317319151
that was so bad lmao, plot armor for everyone
>>317320958
doesn't mean he was a stormtrooper. Luke has been in a suit as well, he was probably using it to hide his identity.
>>317319151
Animation looks like shit.
Anyone one have the TORtanic version? The one with actual effort
>>317319151
WHY DOES HE WEAR THE TUBES?
>>317321063
The wiki says he was a stormtrooper
http://starwars.wikia.com/wiki/Finn
>>317320530
>yfw "random" boot stormtroopers were all enhanced clones of professional bounty hunter, jango fett.
>>317321042
Is there a board that creates danker memes than /tv/? They are literal meme masters
>>317320741
Do you remember the shot of his robot arm dragging him along the beach away from the lava?
>>317320595
I actually thought it was bland as shit
People might remember it fondly only because they didnt watch the originals and the other 2 managed to be even worse especially the ep 2
>>317319962
you know in all honesty, when he says that I got flashbacks of episode one when he was just a lil faggot, and I did almost tear up.
ani broke my heart
>>317320581
Well to be fair I think this was a mod but I'm not sure.
>>317320581
violence against children is AO isn't it?
To be perfectly honest with you?
It's ok. a solid 7.5/10 for me at least. I play with a buddy who loves the shit out of it but I'm like, eeeh. It looks wonderful and runs great, and I like the "build your own character" but the game-modes are lackluster and there doesn't feel like there's many maps.
Hero battle needs to be gutted. a single match can last up to 9 rounds of 7-10 minutes each. It needs to end when one team scores three wins, not five.
>>317321448
FOUR MAPS
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2WeX41WfOsY
Threadly reminder that this leaked alpha has more features and content than Dice's Battlefront.
>the pathetic storm trooper customization
>>317320595
Well it did actually film on location at least
>>317320047
There is anything about this movie that actually takes place in space? Seems like 99% of the plot takes place on the surface...including an X-Wing/Tie land battle that's conveniently the same setting as the video game.
>>317321023
/tv/ got its hands on some footage and he's pure shit. They make him say typical black guy things like "AW HELL NAW". He even says "WOOO" while firing a big gun.
>>317321181
Those clones were phased out retard.
>>317315453
why does he spin?
>>317320595
College in 99? How old are you now?
>>317321728
It's a good trick
>>317318776
>No Moor
Whada fuck?
>>317312806
TREASON
>>317316105
>nutted and she stopped suckin
>>317320530
Well, rumor is that Finn isn't actually a weilder he just happens to find it. Rey is going to end up being the Jedi
>>317312639
its gonna be great
>>317321590
It hurts to live
>>317315342
Obi-Wan doesn't need the high ground to win a fight, he needs UNEVEN ground. That's how he beat general grevious and darth maul, and also why count dooku jumped down from a balcony to fight him (because he knew)
>>317318109
Remove the "Cancels game" part.
Now I want a captioned pic/gif/webm of that part of the fight so I can label it "DMC DMC"
>>317321650
it's going to revisit all the planets from the original trilogy... again
>>317321181
Those were the clones retard, the storms are recuited
>>317319456
Hoping Force Awakens will be much better than the Star War Prequels (obviously) but also hoping it will be better than even Return of the Jedi.
So far, I'm actually wanting to see this rather than skipping them like Episode 1 and 2. Episode 3 was the first Star Wars I saw in theaters due to the 2003 CLone Wars Cartoon.
>mace dindu
I unironically think that this is the best meme that came out of /tv/
>>317320530
>Random Stormtrooper isn't the standard Stormtrooper, just outstandingly competent and dedicated to pursuing the protagonist
>Over the span of the new trilogy, the random mook turns into the antagonist's right hand man
>>317318291
Aren't they like secretly human or something?
>>317320530
>he thinks holding a lightsaber makes you a god
I want the prequels and what they did to star wars to go away.
>>317320572
Cortosis always struck me as the sort of a shit a kid would come up with in one of those play fights where each little shit tries to outdo the other with some other power about how they have shit like "anti-lazer gun armor".
Then again the jedi started it so I guess it's fair.
>tfw too scared to watch Star Wars in opening day
>right in the middle of tourist traps in New York City
>perfect places for spectacular death trap massacres
>>317323489
How the fuck did you get opening day tickets?
>>317321825
for you
>>317323578
Online. I pounced on it.
>>317323489
Don't risk it. Plus it'll be better when the crowds die down a bit.
>>317317410
>>317321034
the plinkett reviews are all 10/10 anon. but youre right about them overall
>>317323839
>not just taking them all out with a few good red swings
do you even poke?
>>317323839
>still no spinning sheev edit of this
Why?
>>317316018
it's like you never watched the movies and just like spouting memes. Obi Wan explains to Luke within the first 10 minutes of meeting him that Vader tracked down and killed all the remaining jedi. They also had a scene at the end of Sith that had Yoda warn the survivors of order 66 to not return to the temple.
>>317323807
you fucker i spit out my tea
>>317312806
599 US Dollars.
>>317320123
In the time since jedi I'm pretty sure they would have found a way to stop a light saber in a melee fight without using another light saber
>>317320530
Lightsaber wielders doesn't mean they are a jedi. I see your point though.
>>317324398
It's called landmines.
>none of those rolling droids
>a blaster that can 2 shot
>wall hack perk
I don't get lightsabers. In the original trilogy, steeped head to toe in all that old school fantasy symbolism sure. But in a practical sense even with all the crazy jedi powers you're basically just making up for the fact that you've gimped yourself with a melee weapon.
>>317324398
They have before. They actually have a type of metal that can come into contact with the energy with a lightsaber and still be good. Some black chick tried going against Vader with some kind of sword in the comics. The sword survives at least.
>>317320741
Nah, that would take away the coveted quadriplegic status.
No one gives a shit about a triplegic.
>>317324578
Jedi can sense that shit m8
>>317324758
I thought they said this wasn't in the extended universe
>>317320148
This is bullshit. The correct order is Star Wars, Empire Strikes Back, and Return of the Jedi (if you feel like it).
There's literally no reason to include the prequels in the list just for the sake of adding them. Obi-Wan explains *everything* of importance in the prequels in one very quick piece of dialogue with Luke. In it, we know something called the Clone Wars happened, Luke's father was a great guy, and Darth Vader was seduced by the dark side. You don't need to watch five hours of shitty movies to understand that.
>>317318423
Kek'd hard.
What's a game where my character can get a clean Sheev?
>>317312454
>>317312587
>>317313081
>>317319516
![latest[4].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/aTkUHSt.jpg "latest[4].jpg")
>>317320123
did any of you faggots actually watch all the movies?
>>317315453
fucking kekd
>>317324814
It might not be in the extended universe. I'm shit for Star Wars lore.
>>317324814
Yeah and they also gave the jedi power to stop flame throwers. Get that power fantasy, plot contrivance shit out of here.
>>317321042
>he's qt tho
>>317324895
Except none of that happened in the prequels
>seduced
Oh palpies a bad guy? I guess I'll wear his colors now.
>was a nice guy
lol
>>317322368
This shit is too funny yet it's so ridiculously true
>>317321310
I may be in the minority here, but I actually liked episode 3, so I feel ya bruv. Mind you, not as much as I like 4,5, and 6, but I still liked it. Fight scene on Mustafar was a great scene.
>>317324004
this
>>317316105
>mfw after beholding my jizz flip up in the air beautifully all over the place
>>317318719
I have a soft spot for 1 because I grew up watching it, and it's the only one out of the 3 that actually looks like a movie, but because 2 and 3 render it utterly pointless I'd say 3 is the best one because at least it has some emotional moments
But the most fun to watch is 2, because of how fucking bad EVERYTHING looks.
>>317325017
Of course /v/ watched it. It's how they do anything these days, games included.
>>317319012
IMO he really should have approached the prequels as if the Original Trilogy never happened, and in a way so if people watch the film 1 thru 6 they'd still drop in A New Hopethis subtitle is so fucking bad, if I may say sonot know what the fuck is going on exactly, and essentially experience it the same way people did back in 1977
But in today's world, of course that wouldn't happen, because you need to shoehorn iconic Star Wars characters into your new movies to sell shitzillion toys and merch, so there goes that idea.
The only thing the Prequels did right was having Ewan McGregor play Young Obi-Wan Kenobi, fucker is too cute for this world, shame it all feels wasted.
>>317319456
Real talk? It looks pretty bad, fun, but pretty bad.
Not having a white male protagonist hurts especially when it seems like the girl and the black dude are going to share the Hero's Journey, which is most likely a horrible decision to make because you're only going to single out your audience if they can't connect with them.
>>317326057
>essentially experience it the same way people did back in 1977
not possible because the huge twist of RotJ is defused if you watch the prequels first.
>>317319849
>hunger games
god I hate that franchise so fucking much.
How in the ever loving fuck do you end up in a society where you send children to kill eachother so you can ensure that the lower Districts stay subordinate to the capital? How the fuck does that work? It certainly doesn't fucking work like Rome did, I'm sure of this
this entire thread
Who's the best character in the game?
>>317320047
>lightsaber doesn't cut through the gun
Aaaaand I'm fucking done.
I'm sorry you guys, but I'm done, shit's fucking ruined.
YOU CAN'T DO THIS, LIGHTSABERS ARE SUPPOSED TO CUT THROUGH EVERYTHING, THEY'RE PURE LIGHT
>>317323165
maybe but only in non canon sources
>>317326596
They're actually condensed plasma
>>317326596
That's your fucking gripe?
There's shit in the movies that can't be cut by a lightsaber, retard
>>317324895
this
>>317320570
Actually, Finn is a Rebel in disguise since the begining, you can see that he wears rebel clothes after he crash lands
>>317326285
>Not having a white male protagonist hurts
>>317321310
Young Anakin and Anakin going I HATE YOU while he burns to near-death are so fucking different from each other it's hard to see them as the same character
>>317315090
You're forgetting that Obi-Wan let Vader "Kill" him so he could become part of the force, or whatever.
>>317327017
It's because he turned sith in the blink of an eye. They didn't really flesh out him turning
>>317319151
I'm pretty happy myself that the hot long haired dude survived.
>>317327154
I dunno why he didn't just kill himself after he found out the dark side couldn't save his wife...
>>317324737
The idea of the lightsaber is that well, it's an elegant weapon for a more civilized age, and the whole reason why it can cut through anything is because it helps the simplicity of the story, it's added tension because it's more destructive and powerful than a regular longsword.
But because they didn't have money or time to make the lightsaber rip through Jabba's goons and a few railings in the Emperor's Throne room everyone thinks that there are materials that can hold against a lightsaber even though it would be fucking impossible if the thing is made out of light.
it's the essential equivalent of MUH METAL IS STRONGER THAN YOUR LIGHTSABER, SO YOU CAN'T CUT ME DOWN NANANANANA
>>317326318
What twist?
The phantom menace is the only star wars movie I liked
>>317320047
>No robes
>Modern jacket, probably sponsored
>>317326774
That's because they most likely didn't care or didn't have the budget, the whole idea of the lightsaber is above ''hurr it's condensed plasma with a force field that has a especific energy that a few other materials can deflect'', this is retarded
>>317327298
>implying it couldn't
it could have, he was just too retarded and killed her instead
>>317317410
holy shit saved
>>317326931
I wanna slam my dick in her cheeks
>tfw no Darth Maul game where you get to experience his training and backstory
>huge open world with multiple assassinations to be completed and upgrades to be earned
>tfw no sith assassin in service of the empire doing hits all over the galaxy
Motherfuckers.
>>317327605
In Episode 3, the droid tards have the electro staffs that don't get broken by a Lightsaber. You're being a bit grumpy here.
>>317327712
I don't understand why EA is being so conservative with the Star Wars license. There've always been shittons of Star Wars games, they aren't even making a movie tie-in game. Shit the game they're rereleasing to tie into The Force Awakens is fucking Super Star Wars.
>>317327793
>Episode 3
Why would that ever count
>>317327859
Wait, I don't think I understood right. They're making another super star wars?
>>317327952
they rereleased the original Super Star Wars on like playstation storeit was already on the fucking wii
>Someone posted footage of the scrapped Battlefront III earlier
JUST
>>317321042
This nigga ugly as fuck.
>>317327952
No that would be cause for celebration, they rereleased the original game for the PS4. Not that thats a bad thing, its a great game, but why are they holding back so much on the Star Wars games?
>>317327859
I heard the Maul game got cancelled because of the deals with Disney.
>>317328026
>I'm going to show you why they call it the force
Oh man, this is going to be a fucking trainwreck.
I can't wait to see my design course instructor lose his shit, but from the way he iswhy the fuck would someone tatoo ''god is gay'' all over their fucking arm, holy shit god, forgive these fucking peopleI bet he'll fucking love the shit out of that movie to the point of proudly counting it along the OT, I'm amazed he dislikes the Prequels, I've never seen so much shit taste in a person.
>>317321590
Whoa
>>317328273
They said they're still pitching it to EA so it might still come out, you never know. I suspect theres some clause in some deal somewhere saying to not release or announce anything that reminds people of the prequels until a solid 3 months after The Force Awakens comes out.
>Episode I finished downloading
yesss time for some laughs
>>317328312
>tatoo ''god is gay'' all over their fucking arm
He sounds like he has the same mindset I had when I was a retarded twelve year old edgelord.
>>317321208
under rated post
>>317328502
Jar-Jar is so random! :)I actually like Jar-Jar
>>317328443
>EA
Oh shit, it will suck.
>>317328443
>They said they're still pitching it to EA
I'd almost rather it just stay dead.
>>317328627
>I actually like Jar-Jar
Me too, but that's because I grew up watching the film dubbed in my native language, and he sounds way less annoying
Should I go see it dubbed in Japanese?
>mfw Episode 1 was de-grained to shit
Damn, the film actually looks fucking fantastic if you turn on the VLC filter that adds grain to the image.
>inb4 vlcI can't let go
>>317328273
>never EVER playing as that hunk
>>317320047
well at least the dindu is trying to actually hit the guy, all the melee battles on the prequels had retarded choreography.
>>317328695
>>317328678
You two realize EA holds the exclusive rights to Star Wars games, right? There won't be any Star Wars games that aren't published by EA for at least another decade. Don't get me wrong, I don't plan to buy any of them, since its EA after all, their games aren't worth wiping your ass with, but you best resign yourself to this state of affairs.
>>317326285
Oh the audience will connect with them just fine.
The average reclusive poltard on the other hand won't. Heck, they have a hard time connecting with their fellow white guys when they realize Chad is the one who's been fucking all of the girls who friendzoned them.
>>317327712
>this will never be a thing
What have we done to anger God that he'd hold such a thing back from us?
>you were the right age to be pandered to when ep1 came out and still didn't like it
>even as a stupid kid who liked almost everything
Whenever someone said "star wars" that movie never came to mind. Star wars was luke and han and darth vader and shit. It was talking about spiritual stuff and that cool wobbling effect on the lightsabers. The prequels and the media that followed them felt like something completely different.
Episode I was the only movie to have anything interesting to look at in the background. All of the movies are babby's first sci-fi.
>>317328571
I hope he did that tatoo when he was way younger than today, there are times I wanna strangle the guy due to how angry he makes me sometimes, and to think that he and a group of people are making a shitty indie pixel game that they're parading around as a big fucking achievement
>>317328627
You mean Darth Binks.
>>317327459
Exactly. It's so well known people don't even consider it a twist anymore. Even if you've never seen the movies you know it.
The person below has the upper half of his body, specially his head, exposed to the person above. When you're on the lower ground your head is always in front of your defense, an unnatural posture that's little practiced and therefore makes you worst at defending. The person above can recur to jumping for defense, has his upper body (all the important organs) out of reach, and all his strikes are gravity assisted making them stronger than the ones from below.
>>317329059
for real though, i actually love that theory, if only because it "fixes" jar-jar
>>317312454
Honestly, If i was in charge of EA i'd make it running gag just to see how far i could milk people. I swear, I could get people to pay at least $200 for a game
>>317329119
Isn't strength kind of pointless when even a tap will do damage?
Come to think of it, why swing lightsabers at all. Wouldn't they be like a million times more effective used like a fencing sword? I don't care how good of a trick spinning is.
