>+1% damage to poisoned enemies
>5% chance of casting level 1 ice spell at 30% effectiveness on hit
>+100% critical hit vs burning players
>take 10% less damage when under 30% health
>accept reward from quest
>it counts as an evil thing
>>317301943
>gear gives you lifesteal and poisons you
>Lifesteal is damage based, but poison damage is % based on your max HP
>7% chance for a spell to cost no mana
>>317302357
this actually works though
>+2% chance on crit to steal 1% health from the target
>gets nerfed
>>317302729
>% chance to regen bullets
>10% chance to instagib enemy below 25%
>works on elite enemies
>game claims to be an RPG
>has only basic stats and a collection of selectable superpowers
>>317303037
>10% chance to deal a lethal blow to an enemies with less than 10% health
>doesn't work on elites/bosses
>>317303114
>non rpg game
>kill enemy
>+2 xp
>1% to instant kill
>doesn't work on bosses
>15% chance to shock the enemy with lightning when you dodge, reducing his armor value by 20% for 1.5 seconds
>20% chance on hit to get 60% crit chance for 8 seconds
>it's an additive bonus
>there's a weapon with 0% crit chance and huge crit damage
>increases HP regen by 200%
>current HP regen is 0.4
>+15% chance to crit on an enemy with >20% hp
>Potion of Viper Spirit
For 20 seconds, all your attacks have a 15% chance to inflict poison status, dealing 5% of the enemy's current HP as poison damage over a duration of 6 seconds while also lowering the enemy's attack speed by 10%
>20% chance of an 8% increase to crits with melee weapons that have a 1.2x damage modifier with a 7% chance to crit with a 1/4 chance to miss used on enemies poisoned with a piercing weapon on the night of a waning moon, has 40% effectiveness.
>>317301943
Oh, but that's just the lesser enhancement. What you want is the greater variant which increases the damage up to 3%
>>317303754
>+3% damage to poisoned enemies
>ULTIMATE WEAPON OF MEGA DAMAGE
>it's a real shame you found this right at the end of the game with nothing left to kill with the weapon
>>317302969
>only if you miss
>best armor in the game
>it looks like garbage
>>317302694
wot geam
also:
75% DMG at Death's Door
>>317303465
>Gettyimages watermark on the cake.
>>317303935
Dungeon Siege III
>10% chance of casting confusion on crit
>Your critical hits have a chance to
>>317303258
>any stat effects that don't work on bosses
>500% increased damage
>1/4 chance to heal the enemy up to full health on hit
>+10 damage for every 2% health missing
>>317304284
>regular mobs are too weak to waste time using stat effects on
>bosses are immune to them
>chance of a Random effect
>highest damage weapon in game does magic damage with chance to poison
>boss that drops it is weak to poison and magic
>every boss after is immune to poison and magic
>>317302357
>On hit: target is engulfed in flames
At what level does % shit matter?
>3% chance mob spawns
>3% chance it carries rare item
>3% chance to steal it
>"mob has fled!"
>>317301943
I think D2 had the weirdest one.
>2% chance to turn into bone fetish on hit.
>3% chance for your critical hit to crit
>weapon has chance to stun
>most enemies die in a hit or two anyway
>bosses are immune to stun
>>317304708
Matters on attack speed.
Dagger with 1% chance to do something interesting is okay.
Giant 2h that attacks once a year, 1% chance to do anything except instantly win the game feels useless.
>+100% damage taken by its user
>doesn't do anything else
>gloves
>100 coins
>slightly better gloves
>100000 coins
>>317303935
Is that Anthony Burch?
>>317305032
Someone post one of those pics about what weapon would you pick.
>buy expensive weapon at town
>enter dungeon
>open chest
>get the same weapon
>shoot green barrel
>+1% susceptibility to poison attacks for ten seconds
>>317305131
I believe so.
post yfw you aren't him.
> This item delights in your demise
>>317305064
that leads to the bigger problem
>Hardmodes that offer no reward
>Hardmodes that gimp the player rather than buff the enemies/levels.
>>317303921
>low tier armour you spend a lot of the game wearing looks like shit
>top tier armour you finish the game with also looks like shit
>mid tier armour you briefly wear in the transition from beginning to end game looks amazing
fucking Mount and Blade
>>317305129
a piece of metal is a piece of metal, at the end of the day you're paying for craftsmanship
>+ X life on hit
>Game stealthily nerfs it as it progresses
>>317305485
rollan for 84
those things are like fucking crack to me
>>317305485
>minions
what's the fucking deal with minions, why they are everywhere?
>>317305485
rolling, gonna go buy whatever i get
>>317305485
GIVE ME CHOCO TACO
>>317305612
> What's the fucking feal with Power Rangers? Why are they everywhere?
You sound old, anon. Kids like minions. For whatever gay little reason they have, they can't get enough of the fuckers.
>>317305485
>27
Used to eat them in middle school at the cafeteria. Bubble gum eyes were always strange after eating mystery flavored ice cream.
>>317305485
Video games?
>-50% damage done
>+25% attack speed
>>317305624
the fuck is a cherry screwball
>absolutely everything has diminishing returns
Developers that do this really hate fun.
>>317305485
rollan for ice cream sandwich
>>317305829
It's what we call your mom's clitoris
>>317305780
>what is on-hit effects
>>317305485
Rollan for 17. Fuckin' loved getting those.
>>317305849
>league of warcraft
>>317305485
The fuck are 53 and 54?
Also if you get the minion, tweety or sanic you have autism.
>>317305849
>absolutely everything is made of exponential growths
NIS deserves better than NISA
>10% chance to deal 10k% weapon damage against enemy.
>freeze has diminishing returns
>can't be procced with freezing abilities unless they're already frozen>game uses hidden proc coefficients
>perks that increase experience gain
>you only gain perks on level up and there is a level cap
lol
>>317305485
>mfw feel like eating several of those branded ones, but they cost so much it feels like a complete waste of money
The homemade ones here are so incredibly tasty and cheap, but they never try anything different like in that pic
>Armor has %chance on hit to steal health from enemies
>life steal scales off your maximum health
>build maximum health and defence
>enemies kill themselves while you stay at full health
>a certain potion is almost completely useless except when fighting a particular boss
>doesn't work on the boss it would be most useful against
>large % increase to chance to crit
>crits deal no bonus damage
>gain % increased attack speed on crit, non stacking
>boost damage to enemies with status ailment
>all bosses immune to status ailments
Why even have the ability in the game.
>Damage reduction (or a missed attack turn) for a 20% chance to cause "Sleep"
>Enemy immediately wakes up the next time he's hit by any kind of attack (even misses)
>Doesn't work on elite enemies
>Doesn't work on bosses
>>317306936
>have to use a special item/potion before you can damage the boss
>no clues are given unless you talk to random npc #48
>find a really high level item by pure circumstance 5 minutes into the game
>When you cast instakill spells, it never fucking works
>However, enemy instakill spells sometimes DO work on your team
>When your party leader dies, you get a game over
This is what made SMT: Nocturne so great.
>>317307187
>You use sleep
>Enemy wakes up the same turn you used it on, completely negating the sleep
>Enemy uses sleep
>You never wake up
>sacrifice 30% of your hp to double your movement speed for 20 seconds
>>317307386
SMT is so full of bullshit, you can die randomly in one turn due to RNG bullshit.
>+5% critical chance
>It actually adds 5% of your base critical chance not a flat 5%
>% chance to damage nearby enemies when you kill a foe with an energy weapon
>the damage aura counts as an energy weapon
>it can chain
>Doesn't work on bosses
>period
>spend every last bit of money you have to upgrade your weapon for boss
>boss breaks your weapon randomly during the encounter
>skill does 95% of main hand damage
>players report that it's useless skill compared to something else
>in next patch it gets buffed to 800%
>>317304742
>1%for a mob to spawn
>90%for mob to flee from battle
>1%chance for mob to drop a loot bag
>1%chance of loot bag containing best weapon in game
>>317307538
>mfw clearing a room of 8+ raiders with a single shot
>mfw it almost took me with it
>>317307537
This actually works in Path of Exile. Can get well into the 75%+ range with most attacks and the 50%+ range with half the spells.
>some enemies can ignore armor and end up 1-shotting you because of how ridiculously strong they are otherwise
>Mace Specialization: 5/5 Has a 5% chance to stun the target for 3 sec.
>weapon also has the same stun proc and they stack
>sword :15 damage fast attack speed
>hammer : 1-30 damage slow attack speed
![hqdefault[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/nnosqgI.jpg "hqdefault[1].jpg")
>>317307437
>can't wake up
>>317305129
Good old Mount & Blade
>every time an enemy attacks it has a 85% chance to destroy random item in your inventory, and a 15% chance to instantly kill you.
>>317307437
>>317308019
SAAAAVE MEEEE
>>317307750
the best thing about PoE is playing as Agi characters and stacking your attack speed to stupid levels until it's like 50% faster than it should be
>>317307921
how i miss stunherald
>>317307935
>greatsword 1-50 attack with insane slow attack speed
>chance on hit to swing again
>can chain
After 20 swings you finally get a multi chain of attacks.
>10
>5
>7
Nice.
>>317302357
yeah fuck outta here flare gun
>100% damage blocking shield for 1 second
>10 minute cooldown
>your crits reduce the cooldown of your powers
>Enemy takes 1 attack turn to cast a spell that gives him 4 more attack turns
>The efforts happen instantly
>He uses one of his 4 new attack turns to cast the spell again
Nocturne!
>>317308349
>confuse the enemy for 2 seconds
>any damage at all cancels the effect
>1 hour cooldown
>>317308498
>You literally cannot win if he decides to fuck you in the ass too hard
>>317307736
WE CAN GO DEEPER THAN THIS
>+300% crit chance
>at 5% health
>>317308498
>chilling on nocturne
>random encounter
>enemy goes first
>Call insta deat power on MC
>it works
>game over
>last save was like 40 minutes ago
>enemies have the same spells as you
>they also have infinite mana and you don't
Fucking wow bombs
>disorients all enemies in a .0000001 radius for 1 second
>only useful on enemies that are level 1
>takes 10 seconds to prime and throw
>>317308115
>enter armour shop
>check the armour
>gloves of decentness, +20 armour: 400 denar
>gloves of woeful inadequacy, +18 armour: 600 denar
Why does this happen
>Multitude of different equipment effects that would otherwise offer a plethora of player options
>Only useful when used in tandem with Passive skills designed specifically to work with specific bonuses
I fucking hate MMOs.
>Boss copies whatever spell you hit him with last and casts it until you hit him with a different one
>If you manage to hit him with a useless spell you can literally punch him to death because of how harmless he becomes
Name it, /v/
>15% increased damage while underwater
>>317308349
>increase your block chance by 75% for 8 sec
>30 minute cooldown
>>317307736
>1% chance for a mob to spawn
>90% chance for it to flee
>1% chance for it to drop a loot bag
>1% chance for loot bag to contain unidentified item
>take item to shady arms dealer
>1% chance for him to identify it as legendary weapon of ages past
>game with different classes
>play as a mage
>find a staff with +200 damage when wearing plate mail
Ability level 1: Small chance to do effect
Ability level 2: Chance to do effect
Ability level 3: Great chance to do effect
>no percentages given
>>317308840
Order of Eclesia right? At least I'm sure it was a DS Castlevania but I can't remember what fight.
>classes have armor restrictions
EVERY
FUCKING
RPG
>>317303465
What's the story being this?
>crossbow instakills while underwater
>barely does any damage on land
>>317308840
Dawn of sorrow
>>317309015
I think it was Dawn of Sorrow.
One of the Potential Draculas or whatever would mimic whatever Soul you used against him.
>spells automatically home in
>find a potion
>increases fire damage resistance by 5% for 15 seconds
>never use it
Thanks Todd
>open chest
>you found 0 gold!
>>317308950
>game has durability
>weapon only has 1/1 durability
>durability is still used up if you miss
>weapon has a high chance to miss
>reduces damage taken by 1% while under 10% HP
>>317309010
Fucking Etrian Odyssey.
>level 1 gives you 15%
>level 2 5%
>every level after that is 1.5% or some bullshit
>absolutely nothing to indicate this in game
>3% chance to poison [specific monster type]
>>317305271
Stalker was terrible for this. I sold an entire armory worth of shitty AKs to by one of the next AUG, and the very next quest I got sent on every fucking cheeki I breekid dropped one.
>>317302541
>"Ey dog could you retrieve my left shoe from this eh Deathclaw cave? I'll give you ehhh 100 caps."
>"That sounds dangerous, I'd be risking my life. Could I ask for 20 caps more?"
>Your fucking robot butler disliked this
Fuck companions
>Wand
>+% Cast Speed
>+Physical Attack Damage
-_-
>>317309171
>find a weapon with heat seeking bullets
>kill yourself on the first shot
>>317309384
>buying guns in stalker
>>317306167
>level 1
>>317305292
Bloodborne took this awful idea and ran with it for a marathon holy fuck
>defiled chalice dungeon
>that amygdala
>>317309416
>Save a guy's life because he was in the area and I was killing the monsters in the area anyways
>MORRIGAN DISLIKED THAT -10
EAT A DOG MORRIGAN
THAT'S WHY YOU GOT REPLACED BY A FUCKING DOG
>>317307538
too bad Meltdown was shit for energy weapon only characters, it was so fun to use.
>>317309416
>Something fishy is going on in this town, we think that the townfolk killed the caravan that was found dead behind the village, all we need is some evidence, could you find a way into that one house that's always locked?
>No biggie lemme just steal the mayors key, we're solving a murder case after all
>"Codsworth disliked that"
shittiest
>5% to apply a 5 damage poison when you crit on undead enemy
best
>10% chance to spawn skeleton ally on hit
>skeletons also have 5% to spawn more skeletons
>>317306560
Holy shit, this pisses me off fuck
>>317309549
>have Sten and Lelianna following you
>every time one of them likes something the other one hates it
>>317309713
Fuck I love effects that spawn shit what games do this
>>317309810
diablo 3 has a couple legendaries that do it to some extent.
>game has hundreds of guns that you can customize to fit your style of play
>final boss is just a fist fight
>beginning of the game
>seemingly rare weapon drops that has great stats
>couple hours later same weapon become inventory fodder from how common it is in the drop pool
>You've unlocked "Deal 100 damage"
>"Deal 100 damage" shares a cooldown with "Deal 50 damage twice"
THANKS FOR THE COOL NEW ABILITY!
>>317309713
>a ring quadruples your percentage chances
>pairex with this
A man can dream
>beat the ultimate enemy in the game
>you get the best weapon as a reward
>it's useless because you killed everything
>6% chance to cause an explosion on hit
>explosion damages you too
>>317309713
>>10% chance to spawn skeleton ally on hit
>>skeletons also have 5% to spawn more skeletons
>Those skeletons also have a 5% chance to spawn another skeleton
>play as a class that specializes in ranger and is usually shit in melee
>gets an ability that pulls the enemy to you
>>317310026
>you can defeat the Final Boss by having a hoard of skeletons who can spawn more skeletons fight for you
>if boss does a certain attack, then a certain other attack one after another it's almost impossible to avoid
>just have to hope RNG doesn't fuck you over
>>317309549
>"Dogmeat, go find my wifes killer"
>"Arf arf!"
>On my way there get ambushed and attacked by 2 fighting Deathclaws, a Yao Guai, a group of Raiders and another Deathclaw
>"Bark!"
Don't trust this fucking dog
>>317306560
>enemies level up with you
>>317310108
>Exponential skeletons
>Welcome to the Sea of Bones!
>Why do you call it that?
>You're choking on a femur, if that answers your questions.
>>317310090
Or better yet
>find a weapon that has a chance to proc an ability not avaliable to your class, it still works even if it would be impossible
>watch your wizard character sheld smash an enemy
>>317309757
Good thing Lelianna is useless if you're already a Rogue.
>item that puts enemies to sleep
>everything that it would be useful on is immune
>impossible to tell what is immune
>waste item/turn on immune target
>>317310286
the only time I played it I was a mage and kept her around cause I wanted to lesbo-bang her desu
>Get super legendary level 40 weapon
>level up to level 41
>The first common level 41 weapon you find is betterTera
>>317308840
That one faggot in that one castlevania game. Either Aria, or Dawn, I can never get it right
>Every shot that does not hit a target has a 50% chance to hit anyways for 50% damage.
>Shotguns calculate hits on a per-bullet basis
>Get a bunch of damage amps and clear out entire rooms by shooting at a wall
>>317310435
Applies to wow too
>get crazy axe 20-21 damage chance to do crazy ass shit
>next enemy drops shitty axe 50-1000 damage
>>317310272
>Weapon has high chance to cast fireball doing "x" damage
>fireball scales with intellect making anyone who can wield the sword unlikely to do much damage with it
>anyone able to do damage with spells won't have the strength to wield the weapon
:^) I love that shit
Makes you want to build silly characters just for specific weapons
>200% bonus experience when at low hp
>weak enemy spawns with a wand of death
>game has good spells that combo with each other
>every spell shares a massive GCD
>hardest fight in the game
>reward is an EVEN STRONGER thing
>>317304464
>Square Enix in general
>the enemy that kills you get a massive power up next time you fight them
>you get all your lost gold back if you kill them>it also works for bosses
>>317309906
fable?
>>317310650
low life items are fun
>>317310891
FF13fixed this
12 did too to some extent
>"Reduces damage by X when health is under 10%"
>all attacks deals atleast 10% or more
I'm looking at you dark souls.
>>317310435
Fucking Borderlands 2.
>>317310905
>die 10 times to the same boss
>it gets stronger every time
>.02% chance to drop
>Is the only item that makes your spec remotely viable
Fuck you, Ironfoe.
>>317309039
>classes don't
>full-plated mages walking around
>>317306161
You've never had an ice cream sandwich before?
>hardest boss mechanically in the game you fight when the PC is relativity weak
>everything else past that point you just steamroll
fucking zelda games
>>317304464
Instant-death spells are always the worst offenders. You could either spend your turn rolling for a 10% chance to instantly win, or just set everyone to Attack and win in two turns anyways.
>All your spells have a long cast time
>literally useless in raids because mobs die before you can get your attacks off
Anyone else PSO2? Skill trees in that game are full of the shit in this thread, fuck im getting triggered
>game has unlocks what you buy with currency, but the descriptions for those are really vague/nonexistant
>last upgrade costs 50000000000 imaginary denars, and after buying it you don't need money for anything
>think it will be something cuhrazy shit
>"100% increased gold from monsters"
>>317301943
>have to build up combo points to use your highest damage abilities
>other classes can do more damage than your 5 point abilities with 0 build up
>chance for additional effect
>they can have multiples of the same extra effect at once
>>317304464
>Status ailments are powerful
>Status ailments work on bosses
>Game still retains difficulty despite this
>Later games introduce diminishing returns on ailment success chance
>Latest game in the series introduces straight up ailment immunities
>nuke spell
>kills all enemies
>50% chance to crash game
>game has completely useless unique/legendary items
>>317311320
I was thinking Etrian Odyssey up until the spoiler tags. What unfortunate series suffered this fate?
>>317311254
What are Rogues in DFO, Alex?
>>317311323
Isn't that just Cats on Crit?
>>317311405
You are indeed correct. My hexer was ultimately useless for the Ur-Child, and Ur-Devil fights. good times
>>317310991
13 "fixed" it by taking out all the fun status effects and making everything into tiny efficiency boosts.
>>317311135
>ironfoe drops
>paladin rolls on it and wins
>potion of strength
>increases your strength by 200000000 for .1 second
>all potions have a shared cooldown
Why do potions like that exist?
![[WAKE ME UP].png](https://i.imgur.com/JIVa2NJ.png "[WAKE ME UP].png")
>>317311323
>Spell that can kill any enemy instantly
>Targets random enemies
>Can also target teammates
>Can also target yourself
>>317311476
What the fuck, man? I'm playing through Untold and was actually looking forward to playing IV.
>% chance to make enemy drop [specific item]
>>317311516
Deal with it, nigger.
Literally no other class can use Ironfoe to its fullest potential like a ret pally can, much like hand of rag.
The only exception to this rule is a fury warrior IF he already has felstriker.
>>317311384
Invest heavily in increased skill effect duration and with decent clearspeed you will be able to permanently use Gluttony of Elements. Stack offensive mods without caring about resistances and have increased defense against the painful physical damage.
>enemy has chance to steal gold
>it's a percent of the gold you currently have
>enemy stole 9999917171 gold!
>+1% chance to crit on female characters
>+1% chance to crit on children
>+1% chance to crit on Africans
>>317311545
>spell kills everything except one minion on the board
>14 targets
>only thing that lives is the enemies biggest minion
>weapon has 1% chance of dropping from a boss that has a 1% chance of spawning
>passively halve damage that exceeds 10% of you current HP
>>317301943
>only weapon that can cause charm
>shit attack
>lightning bolt spell
>targets the TALLEST enemy in a group
Fucking Magicka man
>>317309062
It's from a tumblr blog that's like some art project where they make the most awkward gross cheap ass whites people type food and make really uncomfortable images with them. It's pretty bizarre bt I forget what it's called.
>ability increases item drops
>doesn't work on rare items
>>317311859
>Farming rare mob
>go to the bathroom for a second
>come back just in time to see someone killing it while having its rare drop already eqipped
>>317311859
>weapon has a 1% chance of dropping from a boss that has a 1% of spawning in an area that opens with a 1% chance from a notoriously difficult boss in a previous area
>the boss that drops the weapon can flee whenever they feel like
>using the wrong element or type of attack can not effect the enemy or reflect it right back at you
>new enemies give no indication whatsoever what they're immune or weak to
>weaknesses are seemingly random and follow no pattern (not all flying enemies are weak to piercing moves, not all plants are weak to fire moves, etc.)
>>317311859
We now Jeopardy.
What is, Norfleet from Vermivorous the Invincible?
>>317302434
Thanks for reminding me of the biggest piece of shit ring in Dark Souls.
>+10% damage when below 10% health
>>317312072
I'll accept that
was thinking of the Twister from OOO
>weapon turns male enemies into female
>>317311476
I should also mention that a few FOEs, and end game bosses are immune to ailments, and binds as well, so it's not just the super boss.
Even the Labyrinth Core fight in EOU1 allowed me to inflict terrify, and it was still a really hard fight on expert mode, but I guess Atlus decided that ur-child should be even harder.
>>317311614
Don't worry, EO4 is safe from this; you can still use petrify to instagib super bosses, if you so desire. EOU2 is the first game where I've seen immunities so prevalent, but maybe that's because this is the first game to actually display such information.
>boss said to have awesome gun that he can drop
>finally drops
>1% reload speed when using a certain type of bullet
>>317308757
Because everything in that game is some form of RNG.
>deal either 0 or double damage
>>317312261
>class with a natural ability to do completely random things every time you cast a spell
>one of the effects is it changes your gender
>>317312059
>boss absorbs a certain type of damage
>one character has an ability that reflects spells back at the caster
>reflects a spell you can't even get, thus healing the boss
>Heroic Difficulty
>Requires everyone to do perfectly or you wipe
>Has bullshit mechanics that randomly activate only in Heroic from a pool of random events that is updated sporadically
>New events can completely wipe parties just because they don't know you need to call the random bird in chamber 6 a peacock.
>+20% lust damage
>+10% chance to resist orgasm
>#% buff when HP is below X
These are always the biggest bullshit.
>enemy with a high chance to dodge attacks
>has an ability that increases that chance even more
>ability refreshes it's duration if it successfully dodges an attack
>>317312382
Ahem.
http://www.traykon.com/pdf/The_Net_Libram_of_Random_Magical_Effects.pdf
![latest[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/Usotgdk.jpg "latest[1].jpg")
>Farm ages to get a great weapon you always wanted to have cause the superior weapon has an impossible drop chance.
>Hits jackpot heaven anyways.
>>317312382
Wild Mage is the best
>Wild Surge
>cow drops from sky
>kills all enemies on screen
>+100% damage
>-75% attack speed
>2% chance to kill yourself
>game has a combo system
>once you do a fun good combo you have to run around like a retard because you are on 3 second cd with only a few working skills
>or you can not do a combo and spam a few broken skills with almost no cd
>One of a kind rare spawn drops best armor in the game
>Chance is 2%
>Mob is permanently gone after killing it.
For what purpose?
>female character
>can charm male enemies
>>317312536
Yeah that's what I was thinking of wild mages are great
>>317312529
>4 stage boss that goes from being a heavy hitting tank with resists to specific attacks to a hyper-fast moving scrapper who hits for almost nothing, but hits three times per 1 turn you take.
>Finally falls apart and turns into a boss that will only damage you if you damage it, able to wipe your party if you hit it too hard.
>>317308498
This reminds me of pokemon mystery dungeon
>Getting a grass starter means you are weak to about 90% of the main story bosses and have a type advantage in maybe 1 dungeon
>All 3 legendary birds can spam agility and just 1 shot your ass
>>317312523
>you take % reduced damage when below 20% hp
>anything will kill you anyway in one hit below that
fucking pointless shit items/skills
![every_ttyd_danger_run_ever__by_wupar-d4nyx2a[1].png](https://i.imgur.com/2mezGYj.png "every_ttyd_danger_run_ever__by_wupar-d4nyx2a[1].png")
>>317312523
what the fuck did you just say to me
>>317312605
Fuck yeah wild magic was great.
I always hated wizards though so I would edit my save-file to give myself the wild magic flag while playing a Sorcerer. That was pretty boss. 9 casts of Reckless Dweomer? Yes please.
>Gain a shield when below % health
>still take damage before shield comes on
>>317312643
Dark Souls 2 did it, and it fucking infuriates me
>we want our players to use bonefire atheists to pump up their soul memory farming this one particular piece of armor, so by the time they get it they're fighting SL maxed havel anuses
nice game, b team
>>317312667
>female class can inflict charm on male opponents
>charm is a really good status ailment
>there is no male counterpart to this class
>.1% to delete a random file on your PC
