Describe your sex life in a Star Fox 64 quote.
AAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH! - fox after dying to andross (patric laine)
The hatches are open.
Uh...my emperor, I've failed you?
COCKY LITTLE FREAK
>>316820701
"This is horrible"
Slippy get back here!
"Fox! Sex is LITERALLY the most plebian, puerile pleasure to seek next to food and soda LMAO"
Get this guy off me
>>316821209
I'll go it alone from here!
There's something wrong with my G-diffuser
>>316820701
"You're not getting away that easy!"
Daddy screamed REAL good before he died.
Don't ever give up, my son!
"You're becoming more like your father."
>>316820701
I can't believe I lost this cum.
>>316821164
>if I knock others down for enjoying sex, my 600 lb. virgin fatfuck life will seem superior to theirs!!
It's quiet... Too quiet...
You getting more like your father.
Aw, man, It looks like I'm gonna have to jack off!
Sorry guys, I'm gonna have to jack off!
You'll be seeing your dad soon, fox.
>>316820701
USE THE BOOST TO BREAK THROUGH
Incoming enemy from the rear. Drop altitude
Oh man! I'm gonna have to jack off.
Your carcass is mine
Kept you waiting, huh?
I'M LOOKING FORWARD TO THIS
Corneria. Fourth planet of the Lylat system. The evil Andross turned this once thriving system into a wasteland of near extinction. General Pepper of the Cornerian army was successful in exiling this maniacal scientist to the barren, deserted planet, Venom. Five years later, General Pepper noticed strange activity coming from Venom. James McCloud, Pigma Dengar, and Peppy Hare of the Star Fox team were sent to investigate. Upon their arrival, Pigma betrayed the team, and James and Peppy were captured by Andross. Peppy barely escaped Venom and returned home to tell James' son Fox about his father's fate. A few years have passed. Andross has again invaded the Lylat system. General Pepper has turned to a new Star Fox team headed by Fox McCloud to save Corneria and free the Lylat system, once again.
UNCLE ANDROSS!
>Too late. Game over, pal!
Starting without me? Boys, I'm crushed.
>>316821209
This is one steep bill, but it's worth it.
>Don't ever give up my son
>>316821209
>>316821284
>>316821518
Too real.
>>316821693
>The evil Andross turned this once thriving system into a wasteland of near extinction.
This I never understood. He wanted to rule over it, so why make it that there is no one to fucking rule over?
>>316820701APAROID, APAROID
I'll do my best. Andross won't have his way with me.
Here come the little hyenas now.
Good luck!
"This is horrible..."
>>316821693
Did you actually remember all that?
Good opening.
>>316821693
I think I'll torture you for a while.
This baby can take temperatures up to 9,000 degrees!
>>316820701
I can't see!
Arghh, FIRE ANYWAYS!
(At least I think that's what the Submarine boss says)
>>316821879
Remember we're talking about a guy that turned himself into a giant head with disembodied hands, and could function when he was just a brain. He also made a bio-weapon that could presumably only live on the fucking sun.
Jeez Laweez, what is that!?
>>316822092
>9,000 degrees
>9 degrees
lol
I CAN'T STOP IT!!!
sorry to jet but im in a hurry
NOOOOOOO
Be careful it might be a trap!
>>316820701
HEY EINSTEIN- I'M ON YOUR SIDE!
>>316822174
>>316821879
Maybe he's just really, really incompetent at running a solar system.
Heh heh...come a little closer!
STEP ON THE GAS!
Go for the chest!
>>316821782
Underrated
IF I GO DOWN I'M TAKING YOU WITH ME
You’re on your own. Good luck little man.
"This brings back memories of your dad."
>>316822210
Whoa! Help me!
Oh! He's right behind me!
>>316822174
>He also made a bio-weapon that could presumably only live on the fucking sun.
Wasn't that just people on Corneria told him that impossible and Andross was like "CHALLENGE ACCEPTED, FUCKERS
"
Is that the best you can do?
NOW, you will feel TRUE pain!
MY BEAUTIFUL REWARD HAHAHWJAUAHWHAIWHAA
I CAN'T STOP IIIIIIIITTTTTT
MISSION COMPLETE
<<roll credits
<<Need to restart to play again
>>316822413
I think it was mentioned that Zoness was a tropical paradise planet before Andross rolled in and polluted that bitch up. He turned an entire planet into a giant, green toxic dump. That's dedication.
>Nintendo has been trying to replicate the magic of SF64 for 20 years now to no avail
Why even live?
>>316820701
all too easy
Take out the guy behind me!
Too bad Dad's not here to see ya fail!
>>316822207
europe please go
>>316821162
Not gonna happen
"You're becoming more like your father."
>>316820701
You can't beat me, I got a better ship!
"Bill! Is that you?"
ah ha thought you could hide from me eh?
No problems
You trying to damage my pretty face?
Follw your father's example.
I CANT LOOOOOOOSE
Don't get too cocky.
"Daddy screamed real good before he died!"
HE'S TOO STRONG!
"Don't go too fast, Falco."
Incoming enemy from the rear.
"I'll do you fast, Peppy ol' pal."
"Man, there's just no end to these guys!"
"Sorry to jet, but I'm in a hurry."
Stop moving so I can shoot you!
"If I go down, I'm taking you with me!"
your daddy screamed real good before he died
Let's clean up this mess!
>>316820701
ALL RANGE MODE!
"WHO ARE YOU GUYS!?"
"It's foolish to come against me."
This baby can withstand temperatures of up to 9000 degrees!
Hey he was mine!
"I'm coming for ya!"
"Don't ever give up, my son."
I'm sorry, guys, I gotta pull out!
>>316820701
>Your father helped me like that too!
I ain't your buddy go away!
![Slippy_SF64_transmission[1].png](https://i.imgur.com/unjAXW6.png "Slippy_SF64_transmission[1].png")
"AAAAAHHH, HELP ME!"
Good riddance! I almost got burned!
>>316823136
They are not even trying, the closest thing was star fox assault but somehow they always manage to ruin it by changing the formula when people just literally want a star fox 64 HD
And even with a remake they managed to ruin it by porting it to fucking 3DS
Why is so hard to them to realize that fans wants another star fox 64?
"IVE GOT SOMEBODY ON MY TAIL!!"
I can't shake this guy!
Hoo! That was too close!
are you gonna hog ALL the fun?
>>316820701
I guess I should be thankful.
Annoying bird! I am the great Leon!
Step on the gas!
>>316828140
NO! HIT THE BRAKES!
INCOMING ENEMY FROM THE REAR
The last line has been breached!
>Can't let you do that Star Fox.
>Andross has ordered us to take you down.
>Peppy, long time no see.
>Andross' enemy is my enemy!
I've found the target!
Try to keep up!
Let me get a piece of that action!
I've found the target! Try to keep up!
"How do you like the blue marine ;)"
>>316821561
>>316821570
what the fuck
"Do a barrel roll!"
USE BOMBS WISELY
When the time comes, just act.
>>316831438
>;)
Stupid fucking winking face
>>316828272
was here to post this
Message from General Pepper
Oh man, I'm gonna have to jack off.
DON'T PARTY JUST YET!
I ain't your buddy, go away.
>>316820701
USE THE BOOST TO GET THROUGH
>>316820701
i've got a present for ya
I must be complete.
"AAARRRGGGHHH!"
>I gotta go in for repairs!
Can't let you do that Star Fox.
I admit defeat.
ONLY I HAVE THE BRAINS TO RULE LYLAT!
THAT REWARD IS AS GOOD AS MINE!
USE THE BOOST TO GET THROUGH
I guess I should be thankful.
>>316833945
>>316832780
Whoops.
All aircraft report!
"YOU'RE NOT WELCOME HERE!"
>>316821561
Perfect.
>>316822290
I never understood that. How Einstein can exist in Star Fox universe?
There is no human in that game, so HOW?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=enS4UhAUwd8
Aim for the open spot!
I CAN'T BELIEVE I LOST TO THIS SCUUUUM
>>316834274
they changed the quote in the 3ds remake rip
Location confirmed. Sending Supplies
DESTROY ALL ENERGY BALLS
So this is the secret weapon.
THERE NOT TAKING ME SERIOUSLY
>>316821879
Well don't forget, he was exiled for his unethical experimentation. Once he conquered planets and began his experiments on them, its not too far-fetched to think they failed and destroyed ecosystems in result.
let's sneak in low and surprise them!
This is......horrible
"Daddy screamed REEEAL good . . ."
> Gambooka Glabby
"I CAN'T STOP ITTTTTTTTT!"
"Congratulations on a job well done"
its so hot, i cant take much more.
>>316820701
"I'm havin' some trouble here!"
Seeeeeeesh. You're such a pain
>starfox
was the series ever good?
>>316820701
Take care of the guy behind me Fox!
I'll do my best. Andross won't have his way with me.
>>316823806
Makes no sense, but I still laughed.
Deploy ALL units!! CHARGE!!!why is the voice acting in SF64 so good? even the Japanese dub is great
Be careful, it's a trap!
>>316841590
>Japanese dub
Does it count as a dub if it's the original language?
"I exclusively fuck black women up the asshole. I'm just an ass-freak that way, Andross." - Slippy
>>316820701
pic related
"That area's an oven. Don't go burning that Arwing."
"This baby can handle temperatures of up to 9,000 degrees"
>>316822287
Underrated.
ALL-RANGE MODE
>>316841990
yes
>mfw the only quote I know from the game is "Do a barrel roll"
HERE COMES A BIG ONE
>>316843838
Underage
>IT'S TOO HOT!
There's an enemy on your tail!
>This is ROB64, keep up the good work.
I didn't expect to have to use THIS...
You're very lucky!
Why don't you cum down here Falco
I can't wait to see this secret weapon!
Don't go too fast Falco!
Things are starting to heat up.
Let's sneak in and surprise them!
I got everything above!
And I will take care of everything below!
Hey...Nice aircraft guys.
Aim for the open spot!
Don't get too excited.
Just what I needed to see...Star Wolf.
What's wrong? Come a little closer!
Fox! Get this guy off me!
I'll take this one...Get that one behind me!
Pull it together. Just a bit further!
It's too hot! I can't take it anymore!
I will do my best! Andross won't have his way with me!
Sorry to jet, but I'm in a hurry!
>>316820701
>Slippy get back here.
>1 result.
>>316822923
>Anonymous 4 hours ago No.31682
Slippy's hit!
>>316834698
What was it changed to?
>>316845348
"Genius" IIRC
I...I haven't played that game in at least 12 years and I lost the cart a couple years ago
I've got nothing...do Melee quotes count?
>>316845437
"I'll go it alone from here"
LOCATION CONFIRMED
SENDING SUPPLIES
"Dad... Is that you??"
>>316820701
>It's quiet...
>TOO quiet...
>I've got two words for ya! LO-SER!
you're good...but I'M BETTER
>>316820701
"I guess I should be thankful."
Geez, can anyone take care of it?
>>316820701
I GOT ONE
WHAT'S TAKIN' YA SO LONG, FOX
who are these guys?
KAO KRAZOA PALACE
I can't see anything...
FIRE ANYWAY
cocky little freak!
We really hurt em this time
>>316821164
soda is even a pleasure? Food is godtier tho, at least better thanvideo games
What the heck?
GOOD LUCK
this can't be happening!
what are you doing? its too dangerous there!
Daddy screamed REEEEEEEEAL good before he died!
"Do a somersault!"
Annoying bird! I AM THE GREAT LEON!
>Aha! Thought you could hide from me eh? Escaping? I don't think so!
>>316847241
Fucking hell, what are you doing here? Get back to /dfg/!saved.
I'm no match for you. I admit defeat.
>>316820701
"Pretty smooth flying, Fox."
I cannot allow you to go any further
>>316849114
HIT THE BREAKS
I CANT STOP IIIIIIIII-
Great Fox is ready to go.
Dang! DEPLOY IT NOW!
>>316823308
underrated
TOO LATE, GAME OVER PAL
>>316820701
Too bad dads not here to see you fail
Where is Dinosaur Planet?
It looks AWFUL
"....."
>>316825435
What the fuck else would they have ported it to?
Also who wouldn't want a portable version of SF64? If you're at home you can just play the original.
We're gettin' paid a lot of cash for this.
Something's wrong, I don't see anything!
>>316820701
"I'll go it alone from here"
