>PC gamers are better at sex than console peasants, says a new study
>just 3 per cent of Playstation owners rated “excellent” in bed by their partners.
http://www.breitbart.com/tech/2015/11/16/pc-gamers-better-at-sex-than-console-faggots-says-study/
It's official now.
>Gaben
>Developer
He hasn't coded anything in centuries
>>316813736
>implying he isn't coding ALL HL3 by himself to avoid leaks and fuck ups
I can't even begin to believe Cliffy is worth that much.
>>316813860
He got a lucky break and owns epic games.
>>316813856
Top kek
>>316813856
>>316813856
>Gabe...this isn't a game....I don't know what this is.....are you okay? What have you been doing this whole time?
>THE CODE MUST BE PUUURREEE
It's funny because Gabe Newell plans to betray PC gaming by becoming another console manufacturer.
>>316814194
>where is the art, the assets .. this isn't .. this isn't our engine
>no need for visual depictions fool
>but how do you play it
>take this, it will transmit the data directly to you, see just press this, no FEEL
>I think you need to ... I can't see what is
>>316813856
>>316814194
>>316814472
EXPUNGE THE LESSER CODES
EPISODE 3 WILL BE PURE
>>316813856
>mfw i imagine hl3 100% coded, voice acted, mo-capped and written by gabe
>mfw gabe doing the mo-cap via a kinect in his office
>>316813521
>Breitbart
Post the pastebin, whiteboy
>>316814846
Argumentum Ad Breitbartum
If it's good enough for Dawkins, it's good enough for anonymous 4chan user
Considering only sissy white boys use PCs and black dudes use consoles, I doubt the authenticity of this study.
>>316813856
If by code, you mean waiting for id to release their engine, tweak it a bit and essentially release a glorified mod like he's always done, then sure.
>>316816031
Id say about a third of the Computer science, software, and game design majors at my uni are black. They all play on PC obviously. So not really baka desu senpai
>>316813521
>Cliffy B
>Console developer
Love this meme
>>316816706
>Implying you're talking about black people at university.
>Not knowing that every hoodnigger has an xbawks or pee-ess-tripul they play NBA and CoD on.
>>316815847
>Image criticises Argument from Authority
>Posts it to make an Argument from Authority
>>316817107
>Implying you're talking about black people at university.
I'm not sure what you're trying to say here. Yeah I guess I was implying that I was talking about what I was talking about...
Is that study even real? It seems a bit silly considering good sex is subjective. I'm pretty shit in bed but my girlfriend thinks I'm some sort of sex god. That doesn't necessarily make me good at it.
>>316817107
Black people are proportionately (much) more likely to be accepted into US Colleges/Universities though, so it's not like black college students is some abnormality. Don't be racist
>>316818028
Well if your girlfriend loves it so much you must be doing something right.
>people with money are usually grown adults who do adult things
WOW HOLY SHIT I NEVER WOULD HAVE KNOWN THIS WITHOUT STUDIES AND RESEARCH
>>316813521
>>316818572
I do give a pretty good blowjob but all men can do it it's not that hard, it literally comes natural to us
>Apparently those stereotypes about gamers being sad virgins aren’t true at all – at least not for 89 per cent of us.
How the fuck is this even a sentence in a published article? It was a study about couples and their sex lives, of course none of the people in the study are sad virgins. It does not make a statement about the demographic as a whole.
That aside,
>No Nintendo
>No non-gamer control group
Hell, does this study even exist? All articles seem to link back to the same peek article which doesn't provide a source and neither the Myvouchercode website nor twitter mention it.
>>316818569
That's not true at all though, people fuck like rabbits from 17-25 or so and then it slows down after that
Usually in those ages they don't really have money
>>316818976
That's gay.
>>316813521
Bullshit here's the real study PC gamers are the one in the 3 percent. http://www.joe.ie/tech/study-xbox-users-better-at-sex-than-ps3-wii-and-pc-gamers/47135
>>316813521
Sonyggers get keked as their wives turn toward PC gamers and there big black towers.
