Name a character no one on /v/ will complain about
Pepe because /v/ is full of shitty frogposters.
>>316593619
No such character exists because there will always be contrarian faggots.
>>316593619
Solid Snake or Ice Climbers
None. Literally no single character will ever appease all of /v/.
Except Miku. /v/ probably wouldn't complain about that.
>>316593619
I think everyone is alright with DK and Kirby. They're viable, not OP, fun to play.
>>316593896
Fuck Kirby.
>>316593619
i haven't seen anyone complain about ryu.
>>316593998
Anon that's not nice.
>>316593804
I would.
Samus
>>316593804
This website has seen a huge influx of outsiders who hate anime and yet still come here for some reason.
Everyone loves the dorf.
Impa, hopefully.
>>316593619
Solid Snake
Because /v/ was constantly praising Kojima like a God before he started to elaborate on the Naked Snake storyline, also they wouldn't use the whole 'anime swordsmen' complaint.
Skull Kid? He's a villain, after all.
>>316593619
slippy toad
>>316595843
>Shekel Knight
Don't trigger /v/
Wonder Red?
>>316593619
>>316595843
I would complain.
Would anyone complain about Captain Syrup?
Sylux/Rundas?
Ice Climbers?
Hoppip?
The color purple?
>>316593619
IsaacSeriously though, could you imagine the reaction at this point?Even if he didn't even use his sword except for like one attack like Ness?
>>316594078
Some have bitched that he's just so vanilla or whatever, or that fightan characters don't belong in Smash.
Best to just enjoy Mr. Sakurai's wild ride and laugh at salty faglords giving themselves heart attacks.
>>316593619
Banjo Kazooie
>>316593619
Geno.
Chrono.
King k rool
Ridley
Wonder red
Isaac or Snake
>>316596119
>Some have bitched that he's just so vanilla or whatever, or that fightan characters don't belong in Smash
nigga those are shitposters, dont take the b8.
>>316596006
It would be hilarious
Even more because I really would like to see him
>>316596198
>Geno
>>316593619
>>316593716
This tbqh senpai
>>316596234
>Isaac
After just getting Cloud, he'd probably be the absolute most hated addition.I still want him
>>316593619
Mario
>>316595673
>Moe garbage
>>316596437
>people actually want more cartoon mustachioed fist-fighters
Wonder Red
>>316596198
>wonder red
>/v/ not complaining about
Are you baiting?
Tetris Block
Inklings
I don't think anyone would be mad with him
>>316596643
>three danky kongs
>>316596643
this, he's pretty much /v/ in vidya form
My dog
>>316595990
>Hoppip
What? Like, the Pokemon?
That would be strange as fuck, but the thing is cute as hell so I'd be fine with it, I guess
>>316596643
I sure do love the dong meme.
>>316593619
Probably the characters with less than 1% hate are DK, Kirby, and G&W.
Jiggly and Luigi are close as well
>>316596732
Cranky is the only Kong that isn't just a Diddy/Donkey Derivative
>>316596732
b8. I think everyone agrees that donkey kong is the most underrepresented franchise in sm4sh.
doesn't exist
people are pissing themselves in fury and anger that Cloud is in the game, you think some literally who like Shovel Knight won't illicit complaints?
>>316596901
He is the Donkey Kong from the arcade version
>>316593797
I don't want Snake
He's not as iconic as the other third party characters. I'd much rather have Bomberman.
>>316593804
I'm a segafag and I was already mad when people were trying to force her into the kart game over actual Sega characters, you think I wouldn't be upset if she got into smash? I like the project diva games but she has about as much place in smash as Goku. Less, even.
>>316597063
I ment in design.
Like, Funky and Dixie are just repaints of DK and Diddy
>>316593619
I can't believe people bitched about Cloud.
Maybe Tabuu? Smash is not self-repped and they could rework him as a fighter.
I think almost everyone would see this as justified giving his importance to the series and the series' lack of its own unique playable character.
Viewtiful Joe
Literally unhatable
>>316593797
>Ice Climbers
>>316597067
>Bomberman
You're absolutely my neger.
>>316593619
Any removed veteran
>>316596895
Kirby is the only one that doesn't get widespread hate out of those three
>>316597272
>Wow, instead of someone new they just added an easy rehash of an old character
Lip
You can't hate cute girls
>>316595989
....does he actually have the starman logo
God I hate undertale so much
>>316593619
linkle
>>316597182
Maybe not the character himself, but I could see people being angry about three Capcoms.
>>316593619
Mario
>>316597170
>I can't believe people bitched about ANOTHER anime swordsman bringing the total up to 9
>I can't believe people bitched about Cloud, the most boring, milquetoast FF protagonist besides Lightning from quite possibly the most overrated video game of all time
What are you, fucking stupid?
>>316597381
Yeah he's wearing a Halloween costume he refuses to take off because he thinks it makes him look cool.
>>316593619
>original the character
>do not steal
someone without a sword
>>316597480
Lots of video game characters use swords.
FF is one of the biggest RPG franchises of all time.
Cloud is the most iconic FF character of all time, and they wanted to rep FF. He happens to use a sword. Also, FF happens to be in the anime artstyle.
Who would you choose over him?
>>316594394
There are 13 boards for anime. Fuck off.
>>316596393
>>316596643
>>316596165
>>316595946
>>316593797
I'd be more than okay with all of these
>>316597381
>....
i hate you more young man
back to reddit
CDi Link
>>316597674
Blue mage
>>316597480
>i can't believe people still bitch about little mac
>i can't believe people are still butthurt over the fact that swords are a weapon
gtfo, loser
>>316593619
Banjo Kazooie
Ridley
K Rool
Ice Climbers
>>316597728
Yeah, you're fucking stupid.
Nobody would be hyped for that.
Part of the reason they chose Cloud is because of everyone's reaction to fucking Cloud being in Smash. If it were just some generic Square Enix rep, who the fuck cares?
![Neku_Sakuraba[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/flci6pm.jpg "Neku_Sakuraba[1].jpg")
Ivysaur.
>>316597884
>wanting quality is being stupid
I guess I'm a total fucking moron then.
Remember me, Alex?
Chen.
>>316597884
Yeah no one would be hyped for one of the original ff characters who actually showed up on a Nintendo console. Not saying cloud is a bad choice for marketing reasons, he just has no Nintendo history and the blue mage would be more unique.
>>316593619
mario
>>316596604
Fuck Inklings.
there's no fucking way they would even consider putting him into smash
>>316598024
>quality
So not Blue Mage.
>>316598024
Yeah, you are, because your "quality" isn't quality.
It wouldn't sell and it would be very difficult to market. You'd have to say "Blue Mage!" from Final Fantasy.
Cloud is recognizable from his name alone.
>>316596483
Nigger what is moe about sex appeal?
>>316596393
Literally who?
>>316595989
>text isn't in Papyrus
You had one job
>>316595990
I would genuinely love captain syrup
>>316596901
What about Lanky?
Glover.
Pikachu
Would people get mad from Banjo? Whenever I see people argue against him it's usually just because they think he's unlikely or has no chance.
>>316598630
Dead.
>>316593619
uhhhh, Issac!
As long as he doesn't use his sword too much
>>316593619
Freddy Fazbear
Maybe Chrono or Geno?
Banjo and kazooie desu
Simon Belmont?
Wonder Red
>gen 8 game
>Platinum rep
>fun moveset
>just like my japanese sentais
>>316593619
Isaac.
Mega Man X?
I don't think anyone would hate him. And he sure as fuck wouldn't be a Mega Man Clone.
His standard attacks could be punches and his smash attacks could be Fire Wave, Storm Tornado, Electric Spark. His grab is Strike Chain, his dash is Tornado Fang.
His air attacks: Shining Ray, Magma Blade, Twin Slasher, Double Cyclone, Frost Tower
Specials: Charge Shot/Splash Laser/Aiming Laser, Parasitic Bomb/Magnet Mine/Homing Torpedo, Air Dash/Speed Burner/Ice Burst, Rolling Shield/Crystal Wall/Guard Shell
Final Smash: Ultimate Armor
>>316603067
ZETTA
>>316603176
SLOW
>>316602989
>3 Capcom characters
oh they would hate him for sure.
Waluigi?
>>316602819
I'd want him to be very talkative when he fights. I loved his English VA and the direction was perfect. Also, they better give him good taunts if he gets in.
>>316604038
As long as its PSX era Crash I'm happy.
Wrath of Cortex gets a pass.
>>316597067
>Snake isn't iconic
>But Bomberman is
Listen m8, I love Bomberman, but the little nigga is niche
>>316597694
Well meme'd.
>>316604219
How the fuck is Bomberman NOT iconic? In the N64 era he was basically the face of Konami
>>316593619
Dixie Kong
Bomberman
>>316596198
>King K. Rool
Before pre-release, his legion of faggots were ok but once the ballot was revealed they became on par with the autistic Ridley fans
>>316604379
Bomberman was popular on the nes, midly popular on the snes, then he got niche status after Hero.
And Bomberman was Hudson's mascot, not Konami's.
If anything, Goemon was Konami's face on N64.
>>316604379
>In the N64 era he was basically the face of Konami
How was Bomberman the face of Konami from 1996 to 2000 when Hudson Soft wasn't acquired by Konami until 2001 and then finally merged in 2011?
How was Bomberman the face of Konami in the same era that Metal Gear Solid was released to critical acclaim and a massive commercial success?
>>316593619
Mario
>>316593998
Fuck Kirby. Actually, I noticed that in smash, I despise almost all main characters (Mario, Yoshi, Kirby, Link) and love the villains (DDD, Bowser, Ganon).justfeelsgood
>>316604578
Most Ridleyfags moved over to K. Rool when the dream died.
Master Chief
>>316604785
name 5 villainous things dedede has done
>>316598524
Yes. Captain Syrup would be amazing
Surely everyone would accept Phoenix Wright?
>>316602989
>wanting to play a Mega man that doesn't summon four other mega men
how can such shit taste exist?
>>316595990
>>316598524
>>316604916
My niggas.
Captain syrup in smash would be amazing.
>>316604935
No. He was cool in MVC3 though.
>>316604935
i would kill for phoenix
but then the game will turn into nintendo vs capcom for real
>>316604935
If we get a 3rd capcom character, it should be theace huntersorthe ace palico
>>316593619Son Goku
>>316593619
The closest would be Megaman, who's already in.
>>316605218
Would it import my palico from MH on my 3DS?
>>316605164
It's already well on its way to being Nintendo vs The World.
Cooking Mama
>>316605280
extraordinarily unlikely
>>316597078
Rather her than Ralph or Danica Patrick.
Would people complain about Squirtle and Snake?
Ice Climbers is a technical impossibility and Wolf, being a semi-clone, would draw some ire. Ivysaur would get some hate due to Bullet Seed.
/v/-san
>>316596895
>DK
expand dong xD
>Kirby
KIRBY IS CANONICALLY THE STRONGEST NINTENDO PROTAGONIST
>G&W
Why is this literal who in the game?
>Luigi
That's mama Luigi to you Mario xD
>Jigglypuff
people have been shitposting about her since fucking 64
>>316593619
Alright /v/, here's my answer.But seriously, make him a tall Villager with a handful of rapier ground attacks and a bunch of gadgets. Or just make him like Phoenix Wright in MvC3
Banjo-Kazooie
>>316597694
>Complaining about Chinese cartoons on an inuit igloo building imageboard
Our true anime swordsman. Who would need Cloud if we had this guy? He jerks himself off with his Psynergy hand, who wouldn't want that?
>>316605778
I didn't know /v/ existed in 1999. You learn something new every day.
>>316605362
This is the one wish I have that will never be fulfilled.
>>316593619
>Dink Smallwood
>Customisable RuneScape character
>DoomGuy from DOOM
>Sylux from Metroid Prime Hunters
>Mickey Mouse from Disney
>Inklings from Splatoon
>Goro?? from Mortal Kombat
>Glacious from Killer Instinct
>Kylo Ren from Star Wars
>Lord Recluse/Statesman from CoH/CoV
>>316605785
make his gimmick that you have to solve your controller like a rubik's cube before you can do anything with him
Simon Belmont
![MapleStory-Wallpaper[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/6iP8I3D.jpg "MapleStory-Wallpaper[1].jpg")
Maple Explorer
>>316605916
>Mickey Mouse from Disney
I'd be down as fuck if Mickey or Donald got in
>>316606010
You'll have people complaining that they picked the wrong Belmont or why their waifu didn't get in.
How would /v/ honestly feel about this iteration of this character being added to smash? inb4 anime swordsman meme
>>316606468
probably roughly the same as if they added Knuckles or Eggman or E. Honda or Sagat
>/v/
>not complaining
>ever
this thread is pointless
>>316606212
Holy shit, can you even imagine one of these guys in Smash?
I think Ice/Lightning Mage would be cool as fuck to have in, tossing lightning spears left and right
>>316604874
He's the antagonist, isn't he?
1) make a mockery of the southern accent
2) be fat
3) Waddle-dee sex slaves
4) donates to anti-Union campaigns
5) help Kirby
>>316606930
that skill got patched out literally years ago
>>316604038
this would actually be perfect.
>Nintendo acquiring PS1's former mascot in their flagship beat em up
the only people who wouldn't like this would be hardcore PlayStation fags
>>316603309
>Implying Marisa wouldn't be the better choice.
>>316606717
Knuckles would be cool but I don't really care for the other suggestions desu
Banjo and Kazooie or K Rool
Top three wants - Garchomp, Rundas, Knuckles
Characters I wouldn't mind because they make sense, would be unique and would fit in well.- Crash Bandicoot, Bomberman, Banjo&Kazooie, Ray-Man, K. Rool
It wouldn't surprise me if Inkling and Shovel Knight make it in because they already have amiibo anyway
All veterans should get in except Pichu/YoungLink should be alternate skins. Ice climbers are overrated, but I'm down with them if they can make them work.
I think that all Pokemon not playable should be able to come out of the pokeball and masterball, and actually use moves that make sense - Arceus using judgement etc.
Characters who would are probably in the top results on the ballot because of trolls - Goku, Shrek, Ridley, SpongeBob, John Cena.
I think being assist trophies should be prerequisites for playable characters to test the waters. (Like little Mac) establish some screen time without taking a roster spot and get known by the fans.
What about either the Persona 3 Protagonist or Yu Narukami? I mean, Persona Q was exclusive for the 3DS, so it's not Goku for Smash tier.
>>316607294
>>316603309
>Weebshit.
>>316608097
Aren't most of the characters in Smash weeb shit?
>>316608417
Uh, no?
>>316608489
Uh, yeah?
The only western character is Diddy Kong.
>>316608606
The Donkey kong in smash was created in the west too.
I don't see what this has to do with weeb shit? Are you dumb?
>>316593619
JC Denton
Okay, here's the list so far:
1. No existing 1st party, because baw another rep from X series
2. No 3rd part,y because there will always be 3rd party h8rs
3. No weebshit, because weebshit
4. No swords, because too many
5. No obscure character, because baw why did X get in instead of Y
6. Must originate from a video game, because Goku for Smash tier
Now, who fits this description?
>>316605778
>I hate this character because he/she has memes associated with them
Thanks for letting us know how much you hate the entire fucking cast, anon.
>>316595647
People were mad at Snake cause he had even less Nintendo appearances than Cloud, also his NES game was so bad Kojima says it shouldn't even exist as he wasn't involved.
>>316609137
>he had even less Nintendo appearances than Cloud
Really now.
>>316609204
Yes. Snake has Metal Gear, Ghost Babel and Twin Snakes. Cloud had Kingdom Hearts CoH, Re:Coded, both Theathrythms and Final Fantasy Explorers last year.
>>316598103
>he just has no Nintendo history
Why do people keep bringing this up as if it matters? Not to mention he has more appearances on Nintendo systems than Snake and people were ok with him.
Since Brawl SSB is just about videogames in general, not just Nintendo.
>>316597480
>he has a sword ergo I'll just group him with the others and pretend they're the same
Shulk and Cloud are sword users yet they have the most unique mechanics in the entire SSB roster.
>>316602819
People will be angry that a literally who got over their preferred character.
>>316606212
Fuck Maple Story
>>316607294
Her buttsmack is already used by Peach, and Samus' FS is literally Master Spark, Marisa's signature move (that she stole from Yuuka anyways, like everything else). She has nothing to go for.
>>316593619
>>316607039
Those same ones are angry that Cloud is in because ''he's part of Sony history'' even though FF7 was also on PC, with shitty audio.
:^)
>>316596006
oh
that isaac
>>316608925
ARE YOU READY
>>316611837
>Ouendan alt
>cheerleaders alt
>Jumpink Jack Flash Final smashnever ever;__;
>>316608925
Inkling.
>>316611045
>Implying her Assattack wouldn't be her forward smash.
>Implying her FS wouldn't be Blazing Star
These two.
Objectively the only two characters worth giving a fuck about in All-Stars.
>>316613760
Parappa was so good in Sony Smash, too bad Dan was kinda shit he had an interesting moveset.
Nobody complained about Little Mac or Megaman
>>316593619
Viewtiful Joe, Toon Ganondorf, Skull Kid,Hades
Moot
>>316613760
Spike?
Iwata
>>316612024
>Implying Inkling isn't weebshit
Top kek.
smogonbird
Todd Howard
Aren't all these characters weeb shit? If not why do we call all the FE fighters anime swordsmen?
Iwata
>>316604379
Bomberman was may have been iconic back then but he's now dead & buried next to Crash.
