I just bought Undermeme. Ask me anything.
I actually really liked this game and it makes me sad people are seem to hate it so much
Why do you fuck your little brother while your father watches?
Why didnt you pirate it.
>>316568856
I don't hate it.
>>316568876
Because I know you're going to watch the full thing when it comes out on your favorite porn site.
>>316568941
Because I didn't feel like it.
>>316568856
Me too. I don't even use tumbler
>>316568991
>I don't hate it.
then why did you make a shitpost thread about it? people don't tend to shitpost about things they like
>>316569118
Because I laugh at dumb things and feel like laughing.
>>316569118
It's the way of /v/. Hate it even if you like it to fit in
>>316569206
Well, I guess I can appreciate your candidness. Please enjoy this dumb thing
I love Undertale, it made me feel things I haven't felt since I played Mother. It's a shame being popular makes it a target for shitposting.
>>316569313
Thank you, anon.
>>316568748
Did you, by chance, buy two copies? I have some HB keys I want to get rid of and get Undertale myself.
>>316569832
No, I only bought one. I'm not quite that rich yet.
I didn't buy it, but I think I will. It made me feel again.
Also this is now my alarm tone: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eijdNQMYikY
>>316570089
Huh, good idea for an alarm tone.
>>316570089
I really want to play now. This music is great.
>>316568748
Are youenjoying it so far
>>316570818
The music is quite lovely. There's a demo if you want to try before you buy.
>>316571332
Haven't started it yet. A friend has said he wants to watch me play, but he's asleep at the moment, so I'm giving him a chance to wake up and say he doesn't care that I start without him.
>>316571626
It's already bought and downloaded. Too late for a demo now.
>>316569039
I hate how that website is spelled wrong.
>>316568856
If it makes you feel better, Toby totally predicted all of this
>>316572081
Suck his dick and post pic
>>316568748
How many candy did you take?
God tier:0
High tier:3
Mid tier:1
Low tier:4
Shit tier:2
>>316568748
How overrated is it?
>>316572081
>A friend has said he wants to watch me play, but he's asleep at the moment, so I'm giving him a chance to wake up and say he doesn't care that I start without him.
LONDON
Main Character is a girl.
>>316572659
>>316572659
>2
And it said "Shit, how disgusting, nigga!"
>>316568748
Why aren't you playing it instead of shitposting on /v/?
>>316572503
I don't even know him in real life.
>>316572717
>>316573065
See >>316572081
>>316568748
Which route are you going for?
killing your son or nuking the commonwealth?
This is why people hate it, because the fanbase is full of faggots like this one
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bPCMJC1Ig6s
The song is not that good either, there are a lot of better songs in the game
>>316573065
I wonder how spoiled she is.The flower knows what you did, if you save and load. He will call you out on it.Every enemy can be overcome in a nonlethal manner, though exactly HOW to do this may be a bit trickyOnly the bottom rock needs to be moved.Pet it. A lot. Don't worry, you'll know what 'it' is when you come to it.Move diagonally to complete the sliding ice O X triangle puzzle. People who only move up down left right are going to have a bad time.There is an optional fight called Glyde in the snowdin room with the squeaky mushrooms that turn on and off like lights. Walk there for about 5 minutes. It doesn't change anything about the game, but it's fun to fight.Look behind the waterfall. ... Look behind the other waterfall too.Congratulations! You failed the puzzle! ... But did you find the Quiche? The flowers can help you reach it.You will find a yellow bird across a gap from you. CHERISH IT. CHERISH HARDER. Failure to cherish means you will have a bad time.Z up right Z down down rightYou will find the yellow bird again, only this time you are on its side of the gap. CHERISH IT AGAIN, TWICE AS HARD AS BEFORE.The mushroom light room, where the paths light up, is connected to 3 rooms. Lantern room to the right, a hallway to the left, and ???The robot isn't trying to kill you, he's working with the yellow lizard so that the yellow lizard can take credit for helping you "beat" him. You can't die to the robot even if you try. Fuck that yellow lizard.Get close, but not too close
>>316568856
to be fair /v/ hates everything
especially if its good
>>316573851
Nobody has to die, anon.
>>316573914
Thanks. Surprise boxes are fun to read.
>>316568748
Why do you keep perpetuating it as a meme instead of just treating it as just another video game? You don't have to call it Undermeme.
>>316574189
Just like we should call anyone posting like this an underage
>>316574189
See >>316569206
I just took it as an opportunity to try and have a bit of fun.
>>316573914
>Move diagonally to complete the sliding ice O X triangle puzzle. People who only move up down left right are going to have a bad time.
U wot? They're all doable using straight lines.
>>316573914
>Move diagonally to complete the sliding ice O X triangle puzzle. People who only move up down left right are going to have a bad time.
but that's wrong though, it's perfectly easy to complete if you're not retarded
>>316568748
why are you such a dank memer?
>>316573914The colored tile puzzle is beatable. Beat it, then tell the lizard you didn't need her help.The Mystery Key, if you have found it, opens the red house in Waterfall, next to the Ghost's house.When you reach the CORE, the robot starts trying to kill you. It is now possible to die during the robot's sections.When you reach the CORE, there is a puzzle in there somewhere. They give you 2 shots. It can be beaten with ONE shot. Beat it with one shot to prove you are awesome. If you do not do this, then you are shit. See spoiler pic if you are shit, and need to be spoonfed.His legs are amazing.Haha I made you type "amaing" and fire a shot :^)If you don't like how the short skeleton judges you, reload and earlier save and have him judge you again. His answer changes.DON'T OPEN THE COFFIN.If you still have the Butterscotch-Cinnamon pie, eat it while you fight the Male goat.Undertale's ending is a bit rushed, so it is sometimes buggy. If the game crashes, just start it again.Don't worry, the game takes care of the saving during the final bossfight for you, so you don't lose too much progress if you crash.Gee, having the game take care of the SAVING for you sure sounds helpful, doesn't it? Hee hee hee... ;P
>>316574376
>>316574304
People with absolutely no creativity or style detected.
Probably couldn't even get orange flag on the golf minigame.
>>316574189
because it's a meme game full of tumblrshit and furfags
>>316574805
>>316574846
try again pal. this one's more accurate.
>>316573914
what other waterfall?
>>316568856
I don't hate the game, just the fanbase.
>>316574902
The one with a camera behind it.
>>316574846
>>316574865
god damn neither of you are any good at shitposting.
where were you when tumblr made niggers out of sans and papyrus?
let's all put our differences aside and laugh at some retards.
>>316574952
People like you make me angry since I was on this ride back in 2013. Everyone suddenly complaining about its fans and popularity after release...bunch of faggots. I was here first dammit. Back when it wasn't popular. I tried to tell people to check it out, but no, you faggots waited until after it got popular and now hate it for what the fans are. Fuck you.
>>316575009
>DON'T OPEN THE COFFIN.
I was under the impression that you couldn't?
is making sans and papyrus token black in shitty gijinka racist?
>>316574189
because it has a pretty egregious amount of memes and references.
Are you enjoying it?
>>316575021
>I liked it before it was popular!
glad it pisses you off then you fucking faggot.
>>>/mu/
Will you go pacifist, genocide or the worst run of them all
NEUTRAL?
>>316574805
Not much tumblrshit in undertale.
Plenty of Homestuck and Earthbound references, and a couple of Yume Nikki ones, too.
I didn't catch a single OFF reference, but that doesn't stop people from masturbating themselves ragged about crossovers.
>>316575076Ah. I Sorry. Sometimes I see... nothing - disregard what I say.What matters, is if you bought it.
>>316568856
It's not really good though. It feels like MLP all over again, where its some kind of inside joke getting out of control.
>>316575468
>>316575021
spotted the hipster. back to tumbles!
>>316568748
Why do people call it undermeme if there's like no actual memes in it? Closest thing to any IIRC were how Temmie's talk.
>>316575468
People are blowing it way out proportion, specially since they can just back up their opinion with 10/10 reviews from people that are called shills and faggots under any other circumstance.
>>316575390
>homestuck
>off
top kek you have shit taste.
by the way there is a lot of tumblr pandering undertale, no matter what your feels tell you.
>>316575278
See >>316572081
>>316575357
I intend to go pacifist.
>>316575569
I was looking for a way to merge "Undertale" and "Meme". I came up with "Undermeme" since that sounded the best.
>>316575738
>I intend to go pacifist.
The first run in Undertale will always be set to Neutral but when you were pacifist before the final fight you can reload the save and trigger the Pacifist sidequests
>>316575346
>>316575568
Perhaps that was uncalled for of me.
I'm just mad that the popularity and fandom annoys people. If people had taken the time to pay attention and try out more out there games and watched game releases, they might've found the experience with Undertale more enjoyable and not let the fans ruin it for them. I'm not a hipster. I just hate how people reacted to the fans of the game. They could have prevented this.
>>316575868
>i'm not a hipster
said the hipster. I played undertale and tried looking at it without the fans in mind, guess what? it's still a bad game with bad humor and lots of unnecessary progressive bullshit.
>>316575569
>No memes in it
Papyrus liking spaghetti is a meme.
Alphys is a fucking meme lord with her online txts.
By the end of the game, the annoying dog has become a reference to itself.
>>316575989
>lots of unnecessary progressive bullshit.
enjoy getting triggered by inconsequential shit like the tumblr chumps you hate
>>316575989
>lots of unnecessary progressive bullshit
>If a game has anything that isn't pandering to my specific purview of the world, it's shit
But anon, you're the one who needs to progress the most.
>>316576095
enjoy being one of the tumblr chumps I hate.
I'm not triggered, it just took away from my experience. just like AC Syndicate having an annoying bitch running around ruined it for me. it wasn't the shitty bugged gameplay or the incredibly uninspired story that's for sure.
You know what is worse than undermeme fans?
Undermeme anti-fans
>>316575989
It doesn't push anything on anyone. The game is progressive but its not in your face about it. I'm not sure I'd call it unnecessary though, as I feel a lot of it fits the friendship theme it has going on. And its fine to dislike the game, although I'd personally argue that its fantastic, but people don't have to like the same things and there are indeed problems with the game.
I agree the humor wasn't all that great, but I don't think the humor is the appeal. I personally like the battle system, music, and strong character focus of the game. Strong characters means its easier to care about the story. That said, if you hate the characters then there's no liking the game.
I'm not a hipster though. I just like looking into and trying out new games.And in the case of Undertale it was actually a friend that mentioned it to me back in 2013. I didn't find it for myself
I just beat True Pacifist, fuck I wasn't ready.And now I gotta do it again because a buddy of mine told me you can go back through the game and talk to the NPC's before crossing the barrier
>>316576239Make sure you go all the way back to the starting flower bed.
>>316576226
You know what's worse than skub?NOTHING.
>>316576470
Have you actually tried skub?
It's actually pretty OK.
In before
>hurr I don't need to taste shit to know it's shit
>>316576112
now I know the tumblr is in full effect itt.
>If a game has anything that isn't pandering to my specific purview of the world, it's shit
how is this even implied what I said. the game has a bunch of progressive crap(like the lesbians, gay knights, all the dating skellies and furbait)
>>316576228
>It doesn't push anything on anyone
I don't want to interact with papyrus, undyne, or alphys at all, yet the game forces me too. hmm. why can't I just chill with sans the whole time and fuck around with time n shit? i'd play a game like that in a heartbeat.
> not in your face about it.
yes it is, I was unable to skip the papyrus date without killing him, this was the first sign the game was going downhill for me.
>liked the battle system
honest question: have you ever played a shmup before?
also you've said you're not a hipster so many time's i'm now positive you are. it's okay though, folk-punk is objectively the best music genre.
>>316576549
>honest question: have you ever played a shmup before?
yes, that's why it was fun to see it applied in an RPG
>>316576536
I'm a skub reseller. I hate my life, but you gotta pay the bills somehow.
You know, I always wanted to be a meme baron. Make a living smuggling rare pepes across country lines.
>>316576637
are you a fan of shmups? why are you not assblasted over the use of physics objects as bullets.
this honestly amazes me, akaik i'm the only one who's complained about this. completely ruins the pattern memorization and tight movements that are essential to bullet hell.
yes i'm an autistic touhou fan no need to remind me.
>>316576645
you know what's worse than skubfags?
antiskub-fags.
>>316576726
>pattern memorization
>bullet hell
Oh, you're one of those faggots.
What's the matter? Plunging into the unknown and dodging what comes at you with skill and reactions [5]TOO DEEP 4 U?[/5]
>>316576549
You don't have to interact with Undyne at all. I don't know if you can skip the Papyrus date, but if you really don't want to hang out with people you can just kill them.
Are you aware of how meme this game is?
>>316576549
>Paprus date/interacting with those characters
That's not the game forcing progressivism on you. Its just being linear/not giving you enough options to chose how you interact with the game and its world. Which arguably makes it worse, although linearity doesn't inherently hurt a game, although it can. In this case though, to not force the player to interact with said characters would hurt the game's story, as those characters have some core relevance to the plot, Alphys especially so, and if one doesn't even get the chance to care about the characters, than a plot is pointless. Why do any events in a game matter if the game doesn't spend time on its characters? Why should you care about what happens to them? Its the game's job to answer these questions and solve them, and Undertale did this through forced interaction. you can say that it pushed that on you, but it didn't push or force any kind of progressivism on you, which is what you implied.
>have you ever played a shmup before
Yes. I've played Touhou: Embodiment of a Scarlet Devil, Loli Loli, and Final Boss. I love them, although I suck at them and die pretty quickly in them. Although Undertale taking schmup elements by itself isn't why I liked the battle system. It was also the negotiation mechanic, which was like playing an SMT game if SMT negotiation had RNG removed and it was instead turned into a puzzle for the player to solve. I liked that combination. I understand that as a shmup Undertale is fairly easy in comparison to them, but to be fair shmups are ridiculously difficult, and anyone who masters them would find Undertale to be hilariously easy.
I'm not >>316576637 by the way. I am the guy who said he's not a hipster.
>>316576726
I've played Bug Princess and a few others, haven't touched Touhou though.
Physics objects were a bit annoying but none of the bosses to my memory used them.If the encounter was more than 2 enemies I'd just run instead of sparing, fuck that. Pic related, I suck
>>316576726
nobody cares about your shitty anime game
>>316568856
Now you know exactly how bronies feel.
>>316568856
Me as well. It's a great game.
I think it's just another case of neo-/v/ who thins it's cool to just hate everything because they don't know better.
>>316576809
skip to 3:40 if you want to miss the weebshit
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Xg7-UdqaoTA
pattern memorization is part of bullet hell no matter what you say. nothing feels better than getting the movements down.
undertale's bullet hell sections are piss easy and feel floaty like the later ikaruga games. sans was the only one i liked and it used cheap tricks to get a pattern down because toby's a lazy furfag who won't learn basic scripting.
>>316576820
>i don't like someone
>i'll just kill them!
no option to ignore = dropped.
I have the same issue with fallout 4 forcing piper upon you.
>>316568856
You're a cluck and need to die
>>316577101
I thought the sans fight was one of the worse fights in the game since sans' attacks never changed to meet your movements, and instead they were the same attacks in order each turn. It was entirely based on memorization, made even worse by the fact that it doesn't let you win the first time you play it. Every other fight in the game lets you see attacks coming, but there you just have to lose until you've learned the pattern. Undyne the Undying is the best fight in the game.
>>316576469
Redpill me:Why?
>>316577206
>Undyne the Undying
that's a wierd way to spell Mettaton EX
>>316576876
>>316576928
okay, guess I just hate all the annoying progressive characters then.
I felt like I was hanging out with my younger weed smoking cousin the whole game, not exactly a good time if you ask me.
I actually liked the negotiation mechanics and I don't like persona all that much, maybe i'll check it out now. bullet hell was shit to me because I spent most of my teen years mastering ikaruga.
>>316576934
you played some iOS/android port of a shmup? I can't even tell what that is from pic.
if that's the case you should download touhou or whatever shmup looks good to you immediately i'm certain a mobile port can't capture the feeling of any shmup i've played.
>>316577307It's important, that's why.Seriously just do it.
>>316577206
>Undyne the Undying is the best fight in the game
completely agree, even though I think undyne's an annoying dykey cunt.
different strokes for different folks senpai, I thought sans was true shmup shit with all those floating heads.
>>316577359
>I play pure arcade games
>any game with plot pisses me off because I'm an autist who can't control narrative
that's fine but just sayin', dr. phil here giving you the diagosis
>>316577421I'm not that guy, and I did go back, but I didn't go that far back and now my save is gone. I'm guessing there's no chance you could just tell me?
>>316577492
Here's spoilers for you.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e0dlm_p1ZxA
>>316568748
>bought
>memegames
>>316577206
that's what I hated about the sans fight, all memorization with very little execution, you can beat it easily as long as you know what's coming next, however I give it the benefit of the doubt and acknowledge that it could have been intentional to allow you to see sans full dialogue and also to allow people that aren't that good at games to beat it through determination since that seems to be the games whole spiel.
>>316577535Thank you Anon. Saved me from having to restart the entire game.And now I actually kinda' want to.
>>316577452
I liked the fallout games...but you can control the narrative in most of those.
I also liked MGS but I got into it when I was pretty young, so I get all those nostalgic feels when I play, same with final fantasy.
My favorite games are THUGpro and street fighter so you may actually be onto something.
>>316577359
If you look into Persona just know that 3 and 4 don't have negotiation mechanics. Negotiation is more of an SMT thing. Well, Persona being related to SMT I mean the purer SMT titles. Anywhere from the Devil Summoner Raidou games to SMT Nocturne and IV have it. So if you're looking for negotiation mechanics, keep that in mind.
>>316568748
what mouthwash do you use to get that cock taste out of your mouth?
Question for those who completed the game (no major spoilers):Why do the monsters sometimes refer to you, the human, as "they" or "them"? Why the plural?
>>316577206
>it doesn't let you win the first time you play it
This is news to me; Sans is perfectly beatable from a clean reset, first try.
He even has special dialogue if you 3-0 him, compared to just if you 3-[any]. He regrets being too lazy to train.
Unfortunately, you don't get any dialogue from Sans for multiple refights along the lines of "Well if you'd rather keep fighting me than destroy the world, OK then, I hope my suffering can keep you entertained, you bastard". He just says he won't grace your expression with a remark.
No extra fun stuff if your most recent save is Toriel's house, and you no-save the entire geno run 3 times over to 3-0 sans, then talk to Sans - you can't tell him e.g. to train, or that if he'll fight you then you'll spare everyone, since all you really wanted was some tough fights.
A shame Toby doesn't want to expand on Undertale, but I suppose when something's done, it's done.
I really wanted an Alphys bossfight.
>>316577452
Hey, there's nothing wrong with preferring objectively better games.
>>316577681it's supposed to be gender neutral since Frisk is supposed to be a self insert character
no Tumblr gender shit at all
>>316577681
because you're intended to self insert your name, so the protagonist's gender is left ambiguous so they don't call dora a man or ralph a woman
>>316577681
they dont know if you have a ponos or a vagoo and its irrelevant
>>316577681
"They" is used in English as a gender-neutral pronoun. The character's gender is intentionally left ambiguous.
>>316577620
only one i've played persona 4 . good story but I just couldn't get into it. still wasted 120 hours grinding.
I think I'll check out one of the SMT games, watched some shit on youtube just now about kids in a school fighting with demons. looked tight.
>>316577698
I didn't mean in the literal sense. I mean that his attacks are too fast to see coming. They're seemingly built with the intent for you to lose the first time you fight him. That you have to memorize what he'll do so you can avoid them.
>>316577698
Alphys is too weak for a fight, unless she'd be piloting a mech or something.
>>316577738
I eat shit because it shows my superiority at being able to enjoy any video game, and thereby proves I am better than those elitist cunts who only play "the best" games.
>>316577739But how will we shitpost now?
>>316577739
>>316577741
>>316577746
>>316577751
this outed the tumblr gr8 b8 m8
>>316577681
So you can self insert. The player has no set gender so that you can pretend he's a boy or a girl if you want, or whatever else you want.
Is there a way to change the key bindings?
No WASD is worse than Hitler©
>>316572659
I took one at the beginning and then cleaned that shit out during the epilogue because everyone was leaving and Frisk earned that shit.
http://www.oxforddictionaries.com/definition/english/doggo
>>316577874
>i prefer my small children to be distinctly manly or womanly
spotted the kid fucker
>>316577874
Why do you always have to be such a faggot? Can't you grasp the fact that this had nothing to do with gender? That's literally the point. That it's not suppose to raise this great sexism/misogyny/gender/sex debate.
Christ you're worse than tumblr.
>>316577206
>the fact that it doesn't let you win the first time you play it.
This is false, I just did it
>>316577909
Gotta get some for the road.
>>316577902
it's gamemaker, so no. There are only gamepad settings, and F4 for fullscreen
>>316577751
As a non-English native, I didn't know that. Thank you Anon.
>>316577962
Game Maker is fully capable of having customizable controls.
>>316568856
Why do you find it necessary for other people to enjoy something you like?
>>316577926
oh wow
>>316577962
What? I've played several Game Maker games that allowed me to change the controls, where did you hear such crap
>>316577902
I used a program called ATNSOFT Key Mapper. I know it's a roundabout way of doing things, but it doesn't require you to restart your machine to apply profiles, and it's very quick and easy to set up.
I'm not defending the practice though. In 2015 there exists no reason that controls shouldn't be mapable.
>>316577936
yes, I do. all this gender neutral shit detrimental to literature and media everywhere.
it confuses things. granted it's alright when undermeme does it but you're still a triggered tumblrina.
>>316577953
>nothing to do with gender
>it's supposed to be gender neutral
nice logic there.
>>316578085
toby confirmed lazy furfag who won't learn to code
changing the controls requires basic knowledge of scripting and xinput.
>>316578050
Same reason why I translated Chinese cartoon porn magazines.
I want other people to enjoy the things I enjoy. It gives me a warm, fuzzy feeling. Almost like I'm accepted by someone?
>>316578098
>REEEE STOP TRIGGERING RESPECT MY CHILD MOLESTING LIFESTYLE
>>316568748
Haha you fell for the meme of the month game bait
Retard
This is as much of a "game" as Life is Strange is
>>316578103
But that's just you having slow reflexes. The only everything got me offguard yet I did dodge enough
Not to mention that them patrons seems very hard to "learn", there is this part where you are avoiding something and all of a sudden you are in a different situation
>>316577581Note that if you leave the underground or reload your save for some other reason, he disappears for good. Go take the walk and talk to him as soon as you've defeated the final boss.
>>316578214
>REEEE STOP TRIGGERING ME RESPECT MY GOATFUCKING LIFESTYLE
>>316577926
Toby you crafty fucker
I learn something new about this game every day
>>316578223
It's an RPG with light bullet-hell mechanics, good humor, plot and storyline,as well as some fun fourth-wall moments.
>>316578273
>good humor
>>316578223
Life is Strange is an adventure game, meaning it inherently doesn't have much interactivity. This does not hold true for Undertale anon. There is combat. There is negotiation. This is not a meme.
>>316578243My goal is clear to me now, thank you Anon. I won't watch the Youtube vid. Better to earn it.
Even if it is just a few lines of dialog I kinda' just wanna' replay it for the gamplay too.
>>316578336
*gameplay
>>316578305
>confirmed for not having afunny bone
>>316578273
>It's an RPG
that's as far as the truth goes in that sentence.
>>316574805
>>316574805
Fucking hell since when did pacifism be considered tumblr worthy? If a game gives you the option to not mercilessly kill everything in sight then the game is automatically pandering to tumblr users?
Jesus Christ genocide is a thing everyone's against.
Is tumblr the only place with morality now?
it's just stupid that so many people think Undertale is a tumblr pandering meme-game, these cunts haven't even played it themselves and realise the true reason why it's so loved.
It's all about the experience you have with the game and the characters and the world, and it hits your feelings and emotions better than any Tell Tale game ever could, and the game's absolutely amazing soundtrack ingrains the games moments into your memory.
It's been nearly a month since I've played Undertale and re-listening to the soundtrack still pulls at my heart strings.
>>316578464
I guess he didn't find ithumerus
>>316578508
Are you seriously telling me you can't groove to this?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oDdR4c9vcEw
>>316578551
Did you really just type that?
>>316578647I swear Sans' every joke is pure gold.I really enjoy pun-humor.
>>316578551
Iabsolutely agreefaggot.
>>316578551
no one even mentioned pacifism in those posts until you brought it up you defensive little faggot.
>>316578551
Every single fucking time someone writes any semi-lengthy post to defend the game, it's always pure cringe.
>*Papyrus dabs bone cologne behind his ear.
>*Papyrus dabs marinara sauce behind his ear.
>*Papyrus dabs MTT-Brand Bishie Cream behind his ear.
>*Papyrus dabs MTT-Brand Anime Powder behind his ear.
>*Papyrus dabs MTT-Brand Cute Juice behind his ear.
>*Papyrus dabs MTT-Brand Attraction Slime behind his ear.
>*Papyrus dabs MTT-Brand Beauty Yogurt behind his ear.
>*Papyrus realizes he doesn't have ears.
Fuck all you niggers, this is my GOTY.
>>316578739
did you start browsing 4chan this summer? those jokes have been told to death here for years.
>>316578464
>>316578647
you're pretty good. i think undertale a shit but I really do like sans.
>>316578551
holy shit now we've really outed the tumblr.
> these cunts haven't even played it themselves and realise the true reason why it's so loved.
for your information we have.
>>316578861
No, but I'm guessing my response doesn't matter much though, does it? I guess I just liked the character.
>>316578913
>we
He might be the tumblr, I agree, but I've found summer.
>>316577820
I'm hoping for a "True Genocide" ending where you tell Chara that the job is "not yet complete".
You go down to the True Lab (where all the evacuees apparently are), and the player proves that his DETERMINATION to kill exceeds the Amalgams' DETERMINATION to live.
Alphys, in a panic, injects herself with ALL THE DETERMINATION, Frank Fontaine style, and fights the player.
After she gets stomped on, and of course you murder the shit out of every evacuee, you go back to Chara to report the all clear and erase the world.
So you stab Asgore in the dick, and Flowey appears, begging you for his life.He dodges your strike.Calls you an idiot.Reveals that he has the soulsAnd the souls have decided that YOU must be stopped.
>>316578979
i'll admit i'm here from /cow/
the potential for what we're looking for is limitless, but /vg/ is better.now that hiroshima owns both I hope i won't get flamed to death for saying that
>>316576549
>WAAAAH TUMBLR WAAH
>>316579085
Nice knee-jerk reaction.
>Multiple correct solutions required
What is this fresh hell?
>>316579085
triggered!
>>316579065
Is /cow/ here because 4chan /v/ is easily triggered by tumblr, and thus 4chan /v/ is the lolcow?
>>316579197
Welcome to my special hell. The only way out is to find the street name signs.
How was your Genocide Run? Did ya defeat Sans yet?
>>316579197
>still using picture captcha
>>316577681
They don't know the difference between male and female humans, because they haven't seen many
>>316579263
we're looking for spergs on both sides.
I'm thinking the undertale fans are more likely to spawn the next cwc because of shit like this
>http://trans-sans.tumblr.com
>http://trans-undyne.tumblr.com
>http://bpdpapyrus.tumblr.com
>http://bpd-flowey.tumblr.com
but /v/ getting triggered is always fun to watch, especially when the stray /pol/tard gets in the mix. saw a guy last thread bash islam the whole time then publicly issue an apology after reading the wikipedia page.
>>316579065
Doing god's work, /cow/.
>>316579449
That makes sense I guess.
>>316579517
I'm a sperg and a /pol/tard.
My favourite character is Chara, becauseThat feeling whenever a number goes up? That's me. Means Chara exists IRL, as the player's desire to clear games and kill everything
>>316578273
>It's an RPG
Although you don't roleplay and your character is literally self-insert.
>with light bullet-hell mechanics
I'll give you that
>good humor
Quite subjective. I, for one, haven't laughed once.
>plot and storyline
Which basically can be reduced to the fact that for some not quite apparent reason I have a huge desire and determination to go back to the human world, inspite of me being in a zone, the legend says, nobody comes back from.
Add to that shit pacing, absolutely unreasonable prejedice towards all monsters from goat mom,
and talk no jutsu as the main means to win battles.
>as well as some fun fourth-wall moments
Can't say much abot it. It's there, the way you judge it is up to you.
>>316579686
damn son that's edgy!
I liked the cutesy story, the pacifist options, the gender-swapped archetypes (female warrior and awkward scientist, male "sexbot") and the gender neutral protagonist. Though not because progressivism, but because it works well with the atmosphere of the game.
Am I le tumblr now?
>>316579920
>le
nah you're reddit senpai
>>316579734
>self-insert
You are aware that this is actually what roleplaying is, right? Creating your own personality for your character?
>you don't roleplay
Yes you do. Decisions matter, and as you make them, it affects the gameplay.
I'd pick apart the rest of your post but it is painfully clear that you haven't played the game, so I'm not going to bother reading any further.
>>316579517
>saw a guy last thread bash islam the whole time
In an undertale thread?
That's even more autistic than transpapyrus to be desu aniki
>>316580015
yes, it was shameful.
some undermeme fan compared his logic, which at first wasn't bad. to people who think all musmils are all durka durka.
then he went full stormweenie
>>316578690
Just pasta spamming "tumblrtale" fags.
>>316579065
wow this /cow/ thread is cringey
it reads like people who want to like it but need to make insecure justifications to each other/themselves and you end up talking about some really "special" topics
not to mention, from what I can tell none of you are skilled enough to spot a half decent fake
christ, I do a better job stirring up autists in these threads than you guys just by finding internal logic problems with the posters, than you do spamming tumblr/meme/gender whatever buzzwords
>>316579263
> Welcome to my special hell.
Are you a true lab amalgam?
>>316580476
we're looking for the next chris chan m8 we aren't exactly rocket scientists.
go to lolcow.farm for more logical folks.
>>316580172
Link him this video:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=44vzMNG2fZc
It shows how muslims are winning in Europe, because muslims have lots of children, but European women won't reproduce at all.
Ask the stormfag if he's going to DO anything to combat the ridiculously low european woman birthrate, such as by having a bunch of white children.
If he plans to fuck an asian woman, call him out on being a racemixer, and on abandoning his own race and running away instead of fighting.
If he doesn't plan to breed at all, call him out for what he is - an armchair activist content to sit around and watch the world fall apart, too scared or too lazy to fight for what he believes in.
If he plans to breed with a white woman, point out how he's going to get his ass divorced and alimony'd, and his children are going to end up with single mother syndrome.
If he plans to breed with a white woman ~who would make a good mother~, point out that real life isn't like his japanese animes, and expecting to stumble upon a 1 in 100 chance is stupid. Ask if the stormweenie even has a good job and good body with which to attract the woman, imply that he is an ugly autismbuxfag regardless of reply.
If he plans to kidnap a white woman, shove her in a rape dungeon and use her to spawn babies, then that's probably me posting. And I need a bigger basement, I want to expand my rape dungeon's capacity from 1 victim to 4.
>>316580483
>Are you a true lab amalgam?
No, I just haven't showered today.
I smell like ,
>>316579969
You don't create your own personality, you dense fucker, you have it. And when you put your own personality in a game, it's called self-insert. You can't roleplay with self-insert, as you make only decision YOU would make and not your character.
When you create a character, a role with its own past, its own wishes and what not. Then you play a role, or roleplay.
>you haven't played the game
The only rebuttal, you cancerous undertale fags can come up with
>>316578464
joey bonzole ladies and gentleman
>>316578739
well they are veryPunny
>>316581030
Oh. OH! Ok, you're right. My bad. You see, I thought your personality wasn't to go around murdering an entire species of creature for some twisted quantum-physics'esc goal.
But if that is in fact YOUR personality, then yes, you are correct and I am wrong. You can self-insert.
But for the rest of us, who don't commit genocide for giggles, we are roleplaying. See, as how we are playing with the personality that is the main character. You know, the backstory you find out he/she has, and the goals he/she possibly wants to achieve.
But luckily for your argument, there is non of that here. The character has no goal, and no desire to reach the end for specific reasons that you, as the player make clear by actions and dialog choices.
No no. You are completely correct and not a mindless sock at all.
So what are these dates people talked about? I hung out with Papyrus and burned down Undyne's house, but I wouldn't call those dates.
>>316573949
Neptunia, Dragon Age 2 and Cisquisition, Fallout 4, Skyrim, MGSV...So we can agree these are all great games since /v/ hates them, right?
omega flowey still haunts my thoughts, how do i get it to stop
>>316579025
I'd like this. Genocide felt really short with everybody running to some hiding spot with no closure.
Even if your goal is just to get stronger, slaughtering non-combatants would still give some exp, like with the kid monster.
>>316569039
>not drawing the Starman insignia correctly
how do people fuck this up
>>316581620
If you flirt with Papyrus and never use fight, you go on a date instead of a hang-out. It's the same thing, but the phrasing is slightly different.
>>316581703You murderer.
>>316581620There's a third one you haven't done, get off the internet and go finish it.
>>316581832
>your
>>316579025
>omega flowey fighting on the side of good
>and at full power because the souls are with working for him willingly
>add to that his fourth wall fuckery
would b cool
>>316581620
>>316581876
This, also you can use the term date non-romantically.
>>316581885
I know. It triggers my autism to high heaven.
>>316580706
>tfw weenies can be trolled with a fucking b8 flowchart
Where did the old /pol/ go? Now that 8gag no longer contains autistic /pol/tards properly, there is no hope for /pol/ becoming not-shit again.
Nagasaki should just nuke that shit board. Even enduring /pol/'s samson option would be better than watching this sorry sack of crap degenerate.
It's like watching a family member with progressing dementia.
I wish /pol/ stopped being a "strange beast" and went back before that, to being a strange man.
>>316581684
/v/ hates everything, especially if it's good=/=/v/ only hates good things
gotta try a bit harder senpai
>>316579025
>Alphys, in a panic, injects herself with ALL THE DETERMINATION, Frank Fontaine style, and fights the player.
I like this idea. Mine was that if you completed the real ending, your character would be aware of the True Lab and there's where she's hiding everybody.
You can't get in to fight them directly but instead you sabotage something like the lab's ventilation or since it's underground, cause the Hotland's lava to flood inside. After which, you're rewarded with Alphys panicking on the intercom, a soundbite of crowds screaming and an announcement that you've gained exp.
>>316579275
>That DDR background.
Reason enough to post this.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0kGi9LE21dU
>>316568856
I really liked the game and am perfectly fine with people hating it since they're mostly a bunch of whiny faggots that tried to fit in with 4chin so hard it erased their original personalities and I'm pleased that they can't enjoy things anymore.
got the neutral and pacifist endings then gave up on genocide undyne, fuck the reverse arrows in that fight, I dont feel like grinding out each attack to find out what order to block, they fly in way too fast to see that.
Planning to do genocide run
If I kill sans and quit right after and make a new game, it won't mess with the pacifist ending, right?
>>316580563
I thought about explaining in detail why that's impossible
then I realized it wouldn't change anything so just keep at it I guess
>>316582678
do it all the way you can just delete the save later
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LCpxNJfficc
>>316582678
I dont think the game marks you off as impure abomination unless you enter the throne room after Sans
>>316582678
it won't mess with it and you get an extra flowey dialogue when you start the game again
>>316568856
I used to hate it, and I can tell it was because of the fanbase.
Sorry, the game is amazing but most of the fanbase is autistic.
/v/ is hating it because of 3 reasons: It's indie, was done in gamemaker, furry creatures. That's it.
>>316568748
This is the gayest shit I've ever played. The music, the writing, the designs. Fucking "LOVE" and controlling a tiny heart. Holy fuck is it faggy. I'm only an hour into it, too.
Are there really this many legit homosexuals playing video games these days that shit like this can get any exposure and popularity at all? God damn.
I really like Yume nikki/Ib/Witch's house type of games. Is undertale any good compared to them?Should i buy it?
definition of criminally underrated battles
and songs https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hZ_H-_NI4SU&ab_channel=EluTran
>>316583324
You sound insecure as fuck.
>>316583365
> I really like Witch's House
you fucking monster
>>316583324
I honestly want you to never play video games again. Can you do that for me Anon? Just never touch one ever again in your life.
>>316583570
>"somebody found out that I'm piss scared of finding out I'm gay. Better call them a brony!"
>>316583365
It has a bit of the mindfuck of Nikki, but might not be to the degree you're looking for.
Play if for the cool music and the fun gameplay. If you're anything like me, that'll literally be enough until the game gets trippy.
>>316568856
I wish you died in France instead.
>>316569459
It's fanbase was hijacked but Homestuck. I've personally derailed 16-ish Tumblr thread since then. /v/ is not the place for that trash
>>316583991
Why? The majority of games aren't blatantly homoerotic like this. I should be asking you faggots to fuck off, if anything.
>>316584079
>admitting it's a game for gays
>>316584302
>love is homosexual
that closet must be awfully comfy if you're fighting so hard to stay there
>>316584382
Are you in the 4th grade or something? Who the fuck types retarded-ass shit like that anymore? please get laid
First time doing genocide.Undyne fight dissapointed me
Fighting fat skelly now.I'm having a good time after having to grind thru every map like an asshole.
>>316584382
The LOVE thing is just one of many aspects that makes it gay shit.
>>316584480
>shit I better just go completely off the rails, they won't be able to catch me then
>>316583496
that battle was more annoying than fun, and the Napstablook version of that song is better anyway
>>316584539
>where_do_you_think_we_are_reddit.jpg
>>316584492
>Game goes meta and reminds you that it's a game
>Games tries to make you feel bad even though it has ruined all immersion
Every tyme
>>316583324
>Are there really this many legit homosexuals playing video games these days
Yes
We have overtaken the vidya market
From now on, there will be a growing popularity of cute moe games about friendship and there is
nothing
you
can
do
about
it
>>316584362
I said nothing about the game. The self-denial in >>316583324 is pretty blatant.
>>316584679
Can't wait for more MLP games.
>>316584679
>>316584713
10/11, would suicide bomb you
>>316581264
ayy a dunkey fan!
...i HATE dunkey.
you guys got any start wars?
>>316584658
>Games tries to make you feel bad even though it has ruined all immersionERASE IT
>>316584713
>making the observation that a faggy game is faggy means self-denial from the observer
Terrible attempt at an argument. Just terrible.
>>316584862
whitephosphorousit.
>decide to get the game
>big MOTHER fan, but know absolutely nothing about all the other stuff and fandoms it's compared to/inspired by (thank god)
>Music is great, battle system is neat, Sans is a bro
>'...why can I flirt with the cow goat thing. That's weird, but kinda funny I guess.'
>'Dating the skeleton...? Uh okay I guess.'
>'This Aaron enemy... what is wrong with people.'
>'This stupid lizard scientist thing being in love with me is annoying, what is it with all this furry shit'
Overall I liked the game a lot, but all the relationship/erotic stuff with the monsters is really off-putting and disgusting, kinda had to just ignore that.
>>316579734
>Although you don't roleplay and your character is literally self-insert.
Oh wow what a tabletop fuck
I tought Genocide would be easy but Undyne screwed me over more than i tought and then Sans is like absurd. I severely underestimated the Genocide run
>>316584987
You don't like anime tropes, pop-culture references, and being texted approximately 50 times in-game?
