What went wrong?
>>316563830
JUST
#blacksquidsmatter
>>316564061
SQUID
>>316564061
WOOMY
Nothing. Its an extremely popular game.
>>316564162
KID
>>316564152
Need a new target to deflect from FO4 probably,
Never change /v
>>316563830
Nothing? What do you think went wrong?
Nintendo can't into servers
Net code isn't as stable as it seemed during testfires, but I guess that was from a limited sample size playing.
Not being able to switch load outs without exiting a lobby.
Still only 2 maps in rotation at a time.
That's about it really.
>>316563830
>OP is lazy to think of new memes
Why do squid girls dress up like gangsters? Does nintendo really think that's appropriate for a rated E game? Do you know abouit lal the people who are killed by gangsters in the US/
>>316563830
No playable octolings
>>316563830
SCANDAL HAPPENED
>>316564859
I really, really hope they put this in. I still can't believe they're only supporting the game up until January. They didn't even give it a full fucking year.
>>316564408
There's still that extra space to fit a third stage in rotation. Why won't they do anything reeeeeee
>>316564892
>>316564859
>wanting to play as Octarian scum
>>316564349
Why can't those shrimp dick nips get their own servers and NA/EU can play together without them, fuck those lagging jap assholes.
>>316564945
>only supporting until January
I thought the direct said that there was planned content until January, it didn't rule out that all support would be dropped by then.
>>316564945
Nice meme, I award 5 meme points.
>>316564974
>Japanese Splatfest happens.
>Suddenly the servers are running butter smooth.
>>316564349
>>316564974
>>316565128
>use webm to blame japs
>lagger name appears to be an english name
????????????????????
>>316565046
Well this is Nintendo we're talking about, so I'd rather not put a lot of hope in them doing anything correct related to online and content, even with how good Splatoon's been going so far. I still wish we had gotten more MK8 tracks and characters.
>>316563830
It's one of the best, most creative, and enjoyable ideas Nintendo has had in decades
Wish it had a more fleshed out single player experience, better local multiplayer, and a better launch
>>316565128
More like
>Jap and NA splatfest happen
>EU can't find any matches
>>316565271
cant do local multiplayer due to how Super jump works
>single player experience
all there to train the player
>>316565324
It's not Nintendo's fault all anyone in the EU plays FIFA on their PS4.
>>316565236
Now that you mention MK8 I'm thinking you might have a point, they dropped that game like a rock after the April update, and they didn't even go back to add amiibo costumes to mii racers, and we all know how much nintendo loves to jew us with amiibos now.
>>316564945
he said "next January" anon so a year from this january
>>316565229
I just recently got this, and I was wondering why don't I get Japanese miiverse posts in the plaza, do I actually have to have a Japanese IP to see their stuff?
>>316565541
I like being an inkbrush nouveau main
it allows you to play with extreme agility and superb flanking power that can catch those guys off guard so much
I shut down one so well one time
>>316565645
>don't I get Japanese miiverse posts in the plaza
what a shame, jap posts are great
>>316565753
I can go to the miiverse client and look them up, but I'd like to see lewds and shit in game.
>>316565445
What's sad is that what we got was still great. We got essentially 50% more content for dirt cheap, but after that nothing. Makes me sad that it'll probably be the same with this. I truly did appreciate all the ACTUAL free new content like the weapons and gear, locked disc content notwithstanding. But abandoning the game after so little time seems like a definite possibility for the company, and it's a tragedy.
>>316565506
Now you're just being hopelessly optimistic.
>>316563830
You don't get to choose your ink color.
>>316565857
they have to stop supporting it eventually and updating the ENTIRE THING for the next game
>>316565925
>I WANT TO BE A BLACK AND RED SQUID
my god.
>>316566014
>implying
I sure as fuck don't want to play as that vomit green or yellow.
>>316566057
you do know there is a color lock right?
>>316565942
If they do make a Splatoon 2 for NX I hope its an entire new engine that can handle more advanced shit like higher player counts and split-screen online, I'd hate to see Nintendo reuse whatever engine is running Splatoon now for their next game.
>>316566014
>>316566103
That only locks it to blue and orange.
>>316566151
Pomp hat when?
>>316566147
Im fine with the player counts right now
any more and it'd be one hell of a cluster fuck
and they'd need alot more power then the wii u will ever have for split screen
Why is the entirety of squid culture so obsessed with human fashion and pop culture?
>>316563830
we need some new hairstyles for our squiddies
>>316566338
Wait for Spla2n.
>>316564892
Is that fan art?
>>316566287
they formed it up by themselves and other mollusk and sea creatures
something tells me all of it was artificially planned by humans
>>316566338
the boy squids especially, I'll never play them cause of that stupid top knot
>>316566338
>a new way to introduce microtransactions in splatoon
>>316566287
same reason we are obsessed with monsters
>>316566417
I seriously hope you guys don't hate this.
Needs some more maps and game modes.
And a way to filter out Japs if you want to.
Other than that it's pretty good.
Holla holla, getta dolla
>>316564408
>Not being able to switch load outs without exiting a lobby.
That's a big annoyance for me. I like to switch things up a lot.
>>316564974
Except the 10 year olds with shit internet in NA lag way worse than the average nip.
I can't play Splatfests anymore BECAUSE it's all NA fuckers with shit internet.
>>316564115
I've never played Splatoon, but why do you autists randomly post this in all caps every thread?
>>316566791
its what the girl inklings say when they use their super jump
So who won this one?
>>316566791
It's what the squids say when super jumping. Like whoopie or woo-hoo.
It's just cute.
>>316566878
Do people actually smoke after sex?
Or is this just a Japan thing?
>>316566989
It's an everywhere thing.
>>316566989
I'd say it's a trope in a lot of media, for comedy.
>>316566989
Motherfucker, that shit's universal. Get out of the house every once in a while.
>>316566882
>>316566878
>Marie will never pay you for sex and then not give a fuck afterward
>>316567079
smoking has been stigmatized hard the last 20 years, shit is considered even worse than hardcore drugs like meth or coke
>>316566882
>>316567132
to be most specific, Best sister won based on win ratio while the other one got popular vote
>>316567132
>>316567348
That's actually pretty nice, all things considered.
>>316567149
>Marie got 2 pieces of DOSH art
Those fucking artists know what's up. Shame she lost but it's not she can't buy happiness.
How is the new map?
>>316567384
That was fanart fampai
Splatfest being only Turf Wars instead of every mode.
I don't mind it when it's small maps, but Camp and Towers for a whole day in TW is fucking hell.
Reminder as to what team is infinitely superior. Sorry, Marie.
>>316567384
>sold out almost immediately
Yet you can still buy the squid pillows. They're not even that cute.
>>316567885
I have the Amiibos, and the artbook. I'm afraid if I get the plushes I'll really be showing off the powerlevel of my squidkid boner
>>316568308
I got the 3-pack and blue squid pillow. I'd buy the artbook if it were still in stock. By the time I found out about it it was sold out. Sucks, it looks like it has some fucking great stuff.
>>316567885
>that yebby forehead
shaking my head
>>316568390
Its pretty nice. I kinda wish it had more of the inklings though. So much of it is taken up by stage art and gear, there are only a couple spreads each for the Inklings and Squid Sisters
>>316568308
>I'll really be showing off the powerlevel of my squidkid boner
You'll end up on a registry if you're not careful.
QUICK
Give me reason to buy this game or not
>>316568515
Figured as much, that's how artbooks usually go. Still, I really want the book so maybe they'll do a restock in the future.
>>316568762If you go to the hat store, turn the squid 180 degrees, and press the right analog stick, your inkling will bend over and you'll see some fine squid ass
>>316566989
>>316567038
>>316567056
>>316567079
it's something the tobacco industry paid a lot of money for back in the day
>>316568762
>>316569124
>>316569234
Bingo.
>>316568762
Has less content than most shooters - still - and it's not getting anymore in January.
>>316568762
It's on the WiiU and the emulator is out on the PC
>>316564945
They said that support was planned "until the end of summer" before. That shit means nothing.
>>316569314
>>316569436
>trying to emulate Splatoon without being able to connect to the matchmaking and update servers
Enjoy your whole lotta nothing
>>316569991
Why do japs keep drawing pants like they're being vacuumed into the vagina.
>>316570893
Splatoon crossovers are the cutest.
>>316570967
They're pretty tight shorts.
>>316571283
So? Even the tightest panties don't mold themselves like that on a vagina (and the fucking clitoris) unless they're wet and elastic.
This is dumber than the hot, pulsating boils they keep putting on knees, tits, shoulders and hips.
>>316570967
Why not?
I haven't played in several months (burnt myself out at launch)
How much has the game changed and will I be behind other players because of this?
>>316571537
>(burnt myself out at launch)
Oh boy are you in for something.
>>316563830
>What went wrong?
Not enough porn tbqh
>>316564892
Nigger that better be fanart.
>>316572243
How can cousins be so lewd?
>>316565753
Dear god
>>316572383
Family relation knows no boundaries.
>>316573121
That's forbidden, tho
>>316564349
KING CRIMSON
>>316563830
Being a wii u exclusive.
Most fun shooter to be released since TF2, original premise, great art, constant stream of free content, most dedicated and receptive developers i've ever seen but it gets absolutely no attention. Makes me sad but at least Nintendo is supporting it, which is more than can be said for most of their other franchises.
>>316568762
25 bucks on sale at Walmart on black Friday. Gotten a good 200 hours out of it since release, definitely my favorite thing to come out of Nintendo since Mario Galaxy 2
>>316565753
I thought I was mopping the floor with Japs because I was playing kids, but now I know I'm just merrywrecking pedofags.
>>316573394
Laws and rules of the old world died out when the world drowned.
Family love is all good now.
So when's this and Hydra splatling?
>>316575827
pedofag neets that never sleep and have worse internet than the average australian.
Japan may have great speeds but not a single person actually uses those plans for a private residence.
>>316563830
be nice
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tkpUyB2xgTM
>still a 2 stage rotation system
When will Nintendo understand that 3 random stages is the best? It's basic psychology. With 3 stages people will, for the most part, have 1 stage they like, 1 stage they don't like, and 1 stage they're okay with. It's easier on them that way psychologically instead of it boiling it down to 1 stage they like or are okay with and 1 stage they hate and end up getting every fucking game which only causes them to get frustrated and stop playing.
>>316576448
it doest matter how many maps there are in the rotation when it keeps picking the same map million times in row.
source: splatfests
