/v/-KEND SMASH
ID:0386-1207-1696-73
PASSWORD:RAGE
NO ITEMS
STAGE SELECT
GET IN HERE AND RAGE
>>316553039
>>316553039
Is this the thread?
>>316553136
Yes, old one is almost at bump limit
I need to whiff rest less. I'm on a mission to fuel some rage
>>316553039
Jesus. Get off my dick, DK.
That was the 3rd time Mewtwo refuse to grab the stage because Teleport doesn't work right.
Damn you Soccereye, when are you going to fix Mewtwo bugs.
GG Falcon, I have no clue how I lived that long.
Try and double team me will you? Get fucked Foxfags.
Touche, ganondorf.
>>316553795
GG, man, those tech and DI were on point.
Its been a while since I played Smash
I really want Cloud now
For fucks sake, that microstuttering made playing as donkey Kong impossible.
Was our napstablook or submarine?
getting teamed up on is getting old, especially when you're not even in a clear lead
bullshit
>that collective "fuck off" during great cave offensive
love it
I regret nothing
I choked on that one. GG, Lucas.
>>316554152
Karth?
Yeah that match we had at the ring was silky smooth. It ain't me
>Me and Captain Falcon were both in 2nd place
That's a first
>>316554152
Just played against submarine, it's the other guy.
>Jr. flying all over the stage
>better get the guy trying to kill him
So glad I SD'd out of that Great Offensive game
Fuck off dorf with your side b bullshit
>>316554801
That Mii fighter was a fag who kept running away. And I say this as a Duck Hunt main.
Luigi here, weird eldin match. It felt like I was missing things I shouldn't of been.
Fuck off dorf with your teaming bullshit
>>316554927
>>316554927
You mad as shit
>teaming on the character with a disadvantage
do you guys know how this works
>>316554538
Fuck off dorf with your memes
>>316554990
Was that the dk match?
>>316555063
yes
Fuck off dorf you got me banned
You think it was going to be that easy King Dedede
I don't know how you lasted the whole fight with all 3 of your stock at the end, but I still got you.
Newguy get shit onlove every minute of it
Can we do something about this Pinkie Pie bitchfuck
>>316555212
fuck off
>>316555120
I'm used to it
>>316555335
God damn, where did that lag come from?
>side+b instead of up+b
sadness.
>>316555003
We keep getting paired up together, mang.
>Get hit by G&W 9
>twice
>with a side of bowsers broken sheild
>>316555365
Life is a nightmare
Death is the only escape
>Falcon is saved by the barrel after a meteor smash
THAT WAS BULLSHIT AND YOU KNOW IT FaN
>>316555405
>>316555319
We can do something.
It's called gitting gud.
I'll take the 30min penitently then sit though an hour of Temple.
>>316555518
It's only 10 minutes
>>316555576
No, I got 30min, just my luck
>2 rafaels
WHICH ONES REAL?
Christ, I got shit on hard by odd.god because of that awful lag.
>>316555720
He always has bad lag
I know the lag isn't you Odd.God
im back fuckers
>>316555684
Which one is named what? I'm not the Wario guy.
>>316555475
Yeah, fucking barrels, man
>Cpt. Falcon dies early thanks to Pac-Man patented Up-B technology
>Goes after me for the rest of the match
Can you get any more salty?
GG Submarine Ganon. Very nice ganoncide on the second stock.
>>316555924
>>316555924
Holy fuck we dont care
For someone named 'kill gays', they sure do play like a faggot.
>>316555975
fuck off
>>316555936
>being this psychotic.
>>316555335
Seems like someones bum hums when they cum
>>316556002
Different anon, namefags should kill themselves
>>316555985
Thanks for the compliment.
>that Puff kill in the last few seconds
>>316556070
Welp, that was one quick interesting match.
>all those spikes
>Kirby just suicides because fuck a dorf
alright
>>316555937
Thanks kind anon
>>316555846
Literally had bad lag ONCE, you must be the same guy repeating it
>>316556002
How about whenever we see this fag come up we team up on him?
>>316556210
I've played you every week, you always have terrible slideshow lag. Maybe it was all coincidence, but you have always had a bad connection when I play you.
>>316556386
>Use a new nnid
Problem solved :^)
WHAT A FUCKING ENDING
HOLY SHIT
>duck hunt spamming on other side of the map
>Marsh runs away the whole match
You two are enormous faggots and I hope you witness your friends die in a tragic ending.
That was perfect
>>316556543
Blame the stage, it's hard to aim projectiles with that dip.
I fucking need that ending with Ryu and Captain falcon with the 2 stuns
This is what I really needed tonight. Gonna brush my teeth and apply my cream and I'll be right over
I may have only gotten one kill, but it was a pretty cool one!
>>316556583
No, the stage is fine. Both of you were cowards
Fuck this pony faggot.
Who has the McDonald's connection?
>mfw Pac-man and Duck hunt just start begging for a bad time
>>316556543
Hey, when you're dealing with two zoning characters teaming up on you, ya gotta be aware of your spacing!
>>316556510
THE ABSOLUTE MADMEN
>>316556591
I saved itBut I don't have a Youtube account
Christ, doc. With how much you gunned for me you'd think I fucked your waifu.
>>316556458
I only had terrible lag that one night, all of my other matches have been fine, since then and before that no one in particular has caused me to lag other than VoteRidley
Sorry wa man I gave you the boot. Twice.
>>316556717
Sorry Ike, just saw the other two going for eachother so I said why not.
Well that was just embarrassing
Can we not choose 75m
Newguy keeps picking 75m
WHEW! God damn, did not expect to win that. GG Pac.
>>316557127
I pac-panicked. GG
>>316556704
You're a faggot and you disgrace the name of sans
Man I feel really bad for that Mewtwo.. Totally could've taken it with that second stock.
Just shilling this quick in light of the Paris attacks.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=44vzMNG2fZc
>>316557215
>You disgrace the character that literally dodges every single one of your attacks by dodging most of duck hunt's attacks.
Yeah okay.
>>316557059
I doubt it he chose that stage, it was probably you
>>316557247
At least he lives up to his name
Nice punch doc
>>316557247
>>316557368
Somethin'ain't right
>>316557365
I think he meant that in that you're using him in a faggy meme stretch of a way like tumblr forces it.
Kill Gays, you sure play like a faggot.
>>316557437
He fucked up using my name.
Anyways it actuallyisn't me
Aww. Solani, you play a mean dorf. I didn't want it to end like that.
>>316557247
>>316557368
You can't change history
>75m
this
this is not ok
>>316557307
>/pol/
Stopped right there. Get kekerino'd whitey.
>>316557247
>>316557396
ikr.
>>316557489
Huh? How so? I didn't mean to, I just wanted to chuckle at the guys trying to team up on me that both lost.
>>316557520
Thanks senpai
>>316557525
You're falseflagging. I don't like falseflaggers
EVIDENCE
>>316557559
>EVIDENCE
>>316557559
EVIDENCE>>316557559
>>316553039
bless you for fucking trying mario
>>316557657
Anyone can change their name. :^)
>this lag
I shouldn't be able to post this
>Trying to use Gordos in FFA
>>316557845
My villager was fucking ganon
FUCK OFF AMIIBUTT
CHRIST
Oooh, that was a wet one.
I didn't mean to an hero but whatever. good game guise
>>316557923
I'm guessing you lagged. Yeah I kneed you twice after :/
>>316558010
Word of advice Wariobro use Wario bike to expand Wario waft. Good show.
>>316554987
I love you dorfbro
Mr diddles here
>>316557981
What did I do?
>>316557307
>yfw Michelle Bachmann posted this
>not retweeted this, she actually posted this straight to her Twitter herself
We were so close to having /pol/ in the White House.
>mfw dragons try to step up to Ike
>mfw no face
See ganonbro? You didn't need to suicide, you fucked me up just fine.
>>316558109
Interesting information
As a dong, that fire emblem stage is fucking impossible for me
All i wanted to do was kill megaman
Fuck you falcon
>>316557307
FUCKING CHRIST THAT IS TOO MANY REFUGEES
>>316558552
Why do you think /pol/ wants to build wall?
>Teamed up on by two ganondorfs
I thought better of you, Odd.god
>>316558641
Sorry bro, it's just so fun and I thought we were 2 v 2ing
>pick Roy
>Roys hope plays
>yes
>proceed to stare at Marths boipussi
Every fucking match
Every fucking time I play Dkong.
I get destroyed, not because I rush in, but because we go to a tiny as fuck stage and I get bounced around by everyone.
FUCK
>>316558760
All stages are small as fuck for the Dong.
Mixtape, get of that McDonalds Wi-Fi, every match we play is laggy as fuck.
>>316559124
He's salty af
>>316558878
Still pisses me off
>>316559124
Whoever didnt pick a form stage needs to kill themselves
>That heavyweight match
>Duck hunt sits in the corner and spams
>everyone just let's it happen
>Dying at 40% from links dash attack
why is this allowed
Ike here, dong what the hell were you trying to do with that last stock of yours?
>3 minutes left
Invalid ID memes inbound.
All my deaths were by fucking cars, fuck Port Town
>>316559379
Make another! And please make it random. Tired of hyrule Temple
Make the next tourney 2 hours
>>316558552
>>316558636
Oh man, as much as a shithole Mexico is, I know I always have my citizenship to head back there should billion so Muslims rain into the US. Nuh uh, I'm pretty sure the cartels wont allow that to ever happen.
>>316559330
This place is full of idiots. What do you expect?
6531-3599-2473-07
rage
no items
stage choice
GG, 20th place after 5 matches in a row before the tourney ended.
Yeah, second place and one point behind first. Don't fuck cunt with the duck hunt. Highest I've ever placed.
>tfw 1st place
Aww yeah. Should I make the next one or is there one already up?
>>316559653
This is is genuine! Yay!
>>316559653
joinan
>>316559749
Spamming and running away gives duck hunt second place, what the fuck is wrong with all of you?
>>316559769
There's one up already
>>316559826
What's wrong with you? You didn't stop it either (unless you were one of those two dorfs in the last match, you two whooped my ass clean).
Fucking hell that was one hell of a fight, GG Waribro
>>316559826
Most people here play only meme heavies because they're bara loving faggots.
>>316559890
Kind of hard to target a spammer who runs away when two other people are trying to kill you
They should really add an update so you know who's picking what stage.
>that kirby villager focus
Fuck off m8
>>316557307
Why are people inviting Muslims so goddamn much?
Why must all Wii fits spam?
GG D, great Megaman play.
FUCKING CHRIST IKE FUCK OFF
Damn wario, getting fuckin' worked
>>316560213
sorryfuck villagers
>>316560365
What?
And despite the scoreboard, Kirby, I'mma say that's a win on my part. ;)
RUMBLE IN THE TEMPLE TUNNEL
a fun time is always guaranteed down there
Took out Samus with me, worth it.
>>316560457
Felt like that whole match you were going after me (dong)
>that KO punch
I usually hate little macs but that was pretty cool
>>316560447
By who? The doc? ;)
Thanks Ryu
Pls nerf little mac, too op
>That air dodge buffer
Ban temple pls
>>316560529
I wasn't, I just go whoever's near. I guess you were near me a lot.
YOU KNOW WHAT
FUCK IT
I USUALLY PLAY AS DK FOR FUN BUT I LITERALLY GET SUCKED INTO EVERY FUCKING ATTACK AND FUCKED OVER IN EVER GAME DUE TO MY HUGE FUCKING HITBOX
FUCK DONKEYKONG
GODDAMMIT
>>316560826
fuck off or stop sucking. noone gives a shit about your whining
>That entire temple match
>>316560826
>only playing 1 character
doesn't sound like much fun
>>316560826
PUMPKIN HILL
>>316561108
the great emerald's power allows me to SUCK DICK
>That Doc vs 3 Dorf match
Fuck you guys, but that was actually pretty funny runny away from you guys. Also the warlock punching showcasing sure was something
>>316560795
No it's fun
GREATEST MATCH EVER
sorry Doc but you came to the wrong hood
>Dorf breaks my shield
>Takes years to get on my platform and set up a Warlock punch
>Misses
>Inputs another Warlock Punch
>Spot dodge and punish
Nothing gets me more salty than an Ike vs. Villager.
So when you try to pocket warios bike while he is still on it you boost his entire momentum amd sends him flying off the stage
>75m
no ty
WHERE IS THE TOURNEY
>>316560993
I don't only play one. But I really like donkeykong and it pisses me off that I always get caught up in these clusterfucks.
>>316561181
no it's not
>>316561626
search the thread we're not spoonfeeding you faggot.
>Pick Link to take out Dorfs
>In a match with two
>Expect bowser to help me
>They all take me down and have a dance party after
Dann
>>316561293
That no what happen
>>316561763
Yes it is.
>mfw dicked by mommy
>mfw have no face
too much WAA
>getting dicked by the doc
>faggot ass Dr Mario being a pussy all game
Holy fucking shit youre a faggot
>Getting shield broken near edge by bowser bomb
fuck you
>>316562067
>expecting anyone to play seriously on palu temple
stay mad bad fag
So far every match I've played has either featured some faggot running away the whole match or some faggot spamming from the other side of the stage the whole time.
I just played a game with a samus, TL, and DH who all ran away and spammed.
I think I'm done for the night, see ya faggots.
KUNG GÜHRER KNOWS NO LIMIT
>>316561918
>WAA
>>316562164
Bye
>>316562150
>Ryu v Bowser v Jigglypuff fight below
>Dr Mario staying at the top like a little faggot
If it werent for Ryu going up there he'd had stayed up there like a bitch the entire game
Kill yourself
>>316562183
Damn straight.
>tfw teaming up to kill kill gays
I had a great time, wowzers. Gg.
Too many warios
Someone send help
Garlic breath...
>>316562265
But don't worry, stage choice is so much better than random!
Is anyone up for 1on1's or team matches? I don't want to play FFA's anymore tonight.
>>316562265
:^)
>>316562378
I'm up for teams
>>316562378
Yes
Sike
that's not possible
>>316562378
Sure
>>316562315
>>316562479
Nice same fagging, Dr Mario
>>316562556
only bottom is me, you tried though c+
![qkwv1fj[1].png](https://i.imgur.com/PjdypNo.png "qkwv1fj[1].png")
>people who do 2v1v1 because they're using the same character
>>316562378
>>316562507
>No NNIDs
pls
>>316562556
for the record, I was being sarcastic.
>>316562626
No matter who won wario won
>>316562378
RentalMind
2v2 sounds fantastic.
>>316562631
here you go guy
>>316562537
do you want in or not
Pro-tip: You can enter the home menu from the Records section of Online, so you don't need to keep dropping out of it.
>implying id let Kirby take me
>implying I'm going down without him
>>316562720
I thought only FFA could happen in tourneys?
yes
>>316562720
I've got a room up
>guy has "f off dorf" as his tag
>room wasn't filled with 3 ganons and one pissed off kirby
What the fuck guys come on
>>316562507
>>316562537
GET YOUR GODDAMN ID'S READY
How has today been going in these threads? We good?
>>316562848
>tourneys
>>316562851
This is me btw
>>316562897
Same lot of people trolling as every week, people choosing shit stages, people running away.
It's been p. bad.
>>316562868
Start one
>>316562868
>>316562708
Did you send me one?
>>316562868
My NNID is miguelr2401
>>316562918
Oh. Guess I got banned for leaving a game early. I'll be in in like 3 minutes.
>>316562939
Yes.
>>316562937
I'll send you a request. Malkraz has one up.
>You have been disconnected for repeatedly targetting one player
>>316562994
Ok, I'll send requests to the rest of them while you're banned for being bad
>>316563030
i have no rebuttal.
>being friendly dorfs
you fags are the ruins ruining onlinefuck off dorf
Ok who's doin teams?
and my NNID is miguelr2401
>>316563087
You're only encouraging them, you idiot. By using a name you're painting a big fat target on yourself.
>>316563113
I have a room up, already sent you a friend request.
Gotta make sure Karth gets in since it was his idea, though.
Im down for teams
Nnid: esquirebob
>>316563161
Got like 2 or 3 overflow, should probably just start a new room.
kalos stadium is fucking triggering for my doc, you can't walljump the edge even though it totally looks like you can
Karth what's your name again? Wanna make sure you're the one getting in.
>>316562994
Looks like I was too late to join teams.
Anyone else want to start one?
THAT WAS WAAAAHHHNDERRRRFAL!
EH-EH-EHXCELLENTUH!
>>316563210
Everyone add everyone, then divide into matches.
Having problems Andy?
>>316563283
Esquirebob is setting one up, maybe
>>316563161
Trying to get Karth into this one, don't remember what name he has registered to his account.
So much Wario
>>316563313
Nah, it's good. I accidentally backed out.
