miiverse thread
Anyone got any angry posts from Cloud's reveal?
>>316527807
no mario
>>316529267
Vinnie?
>>316528932
lve been here too long haha
>>316529267
>>316530813
Do doctors actually do this? What's it meant to check for?
>>316531709
To check your balls for a tumor
>>316531709
Hernia.
>>316527807
no mario
>>316531709
when you are in your early teens they check your balls to see if you are developing correctly.
mario end it please I cant do this anymore
>>316527807
>>316531894
I am in my 20s and I have never had a doctor touch my balls
>>316527807
no mario
>>316532110
never had penis inspection day?
>>316531894
anon that never hapend to me
i think the doctor molest you anon
>>316532236
in civilised countries like australia we know how to take care of our own penis without it needing to get inspected
we don't mutilate it either
>>316527807
no mario
>>316527807
No mario
>>316527807
>>316533382
Nice.
>>316533896
please dont ask why
no one ask whySHOOSHIESHOOSHIE
>>316532373
>civilized
Nigger, if you were civilized, you'd know that when you go in for a full check up, they check your nuts for tumors and then a nurse gives a you a blowjob to make sure your prostate is working right.
>>316528181
Here's an angry post:
Fuck Cloud, I want Goku
>>316534373
>needing to go for a checkup ever
>>316534373
but what happens if you get a boner when the doctor fondles your balls?
>>316527807
no mario
>>316531709
Have you never had a sports physical you fucking loser?
>>316534631
What if the doctor is female?
>>316533382
>not desu baba
missed opportunity
>>316527807
no mario
>>316527807
no mario
>>316534906
This gets posted every thread try something original plox
>>316534906
>>316535094
>>316527807
no mario
>>316534834
don't be silly, why would I get a boner then?
>>316530813
The first time I got my dick examined, the doctor was an attractive Asian woman with cold hands.
>>316535136
Jelly? U wan samu?
>>316527807
no mario
I'm not taking any chances
>>316535308
Greentext story it
>>316534085
FUCK THE TREE
FUCK THE TREE
Miiverse threads are the best thing to happen to this board. Keep it going guys, I'm literally laughing out loud
>>316535213
>>316534801
>>316529267
>>316530813
>>316535308
Did you cum into her clammy hands?
>>316535308
What's the problem? Did you get erect?
>>316535741
S A V A G E
>>316534801
u ok, buddy?
>>316536023
i dont care anon pls give me the sacue
>>316536023
>for my physical during 6th grade football.
What the fuck do they do to kids in america? Do they actually check your penis as part of school activities?
>>316536121
a physical generally includes a test for hernia, especially if you are playing sports
>>316527807
no mario
>>316536030
>the only thing draconian here is the state
fucking killed me
>>316536275
Why are school children getting physicals?
>>316527807
no mario
>>316536121
I had to get my balls checked throughout high school for my ROTC program.the doc was the same old guy each year.
>>316536451
that anon clearly said he was playing football in 6th grade, therefore to be elgibable to play a school sport, you must pass a physical.
>>316535510
>>316535801
>>316535840
>be in middle school
>go to doc's for check up
>"Alright, drop your pants"
>lol
>"No, seriously."
>o-oh
>ice hands
>dick retracts into my body
>>316536451
>Why are school children getting physicals?
How else would you know they aren't developing some malignant tumor or some other shit.
Is it common in other countries to not have check ups for your kids?
>>316536718
>to be elgibable to play a school sport, you must pass a physical.
Why is this a thing in america though? Why do they make kids pass physicals just to play sport?
>>316536801
Did she raugh?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nSvHt9a6-m8
This is still my favorite from VTM2
>>316535308
Not same guy, but this happened when I lived in California.
>be 16
>Have to spend 3 days in juvie for bullshit charges
>>inb4 dindu
>Required medical exam
>head over to the nurse in the administration section
>Older russian lady
>"Drop your pants please, anon"
>"uhh..."
>I drop my pants and boxers
>I have a man-bush
>"Wow, you are mature!"
>I nervously smile
>She puts on a glove, and firmly plants it between my thigh and balls
>She asks me to cough
>She seems smitten with my junk and the fact that I'm developed
>She keeps encouraging I use condoms and not have unsafe sex
>"I'm uhh.. actually a virgin."
>She's even more surprised.
That's pretty much it.
She wasn't pretty or anything, but it was nice that a woman seemed to like my junk, lol.
Don't your parents teach you in america that your penis is private and should only be shown to that special someone?
>>316536896
Nah, just messed with my balls for a sec. She only laughed when I laughed at her for telling me to drop my pants.
>>316536885
because they don't want kids dying due to some undetected health condition.
>>316536592
You got a boner anyway, didn't you?
>>316536885
wtf
>>316537069
Why are american kids so fat that they could die just for playing sport?
>>316537028
So?
Did you fug her?
>>316536885
because if you have a hernia, and you play a conctact sport, you could really damage your body, and then the school gets sued..etc. america is very sue happy, so its just a thing thats in place to protect tax payer monies. i had to have a physical when i wrestled in highschool, its not really a big deal, someone with gloves and icy hands cups your balls, and they dont even have the respect to look you in the eyes. it lasts all of 5 seconds
>>316536874
>Is it common in other countries to not have check ups for your kids?
Not for your balls it isn't. Everywhere else, people are trusted to have the sense to be able to check for things like that themselves.
>>316537162
kek
>>316537028
>She seems smitten with my junk and the fact that I'm developed
At 16 you should be mostly developed though, certainly have pubes at the very least
>>316537207
you cant ball test yourself, so you would rather your mom or dad hold your balls instead of a stranger you never see again?
>>316537164
lol
No, there was a high turnover in the nurses office, lots of mexicant's and dindus coming through.
I probably wouldn't have fug'd her anyway.
>>316536791
Jesus Christ.
>>316536791
This is your average /v/ user these days.
>>316537192
>they dont even have the respect to look you in the eyes
That would just make it more awkward.
>>316537121
Only the first time after I pulled up my pants.
>>316537207
this desu
>america thinks they have freedom
>not allowed to play sport unless they allow someone to fondle their balls
>>316537284
>you cant ball test yourself
Yes you fucking can. What kind of nonsense do they tell you in the US?
>>316527807
no mario
>>316537420
Dude, if you tested yourself you could lie to pass the physical. Yeah, lots of Americans take sports seriously enough that they would lie on a physical if given the opportunity.
>>316528181
Why should they be angry? Most people who own Nintendo consoles weren't probably even born when the FF7 controversy was developing. Hell, they probably think that FF is a strictly PlayStation franchise.
>>316537594
Doing a physica shouldn't be a prerequisite to play sport, the two things are unrelated
>>316537594
>Yeah, lots of Americans take sports seriously enough that they would lie on a physical if given the opportunity.
I feel like I just died a little inside. What the fuck is wrong with people?
No matio
>>316535308
They do that shit on purpose so you can't get a boner. Nothing kills one faster than freezing hands.
>>316537028
>16
>virgin
Top kek brah
>>316538073
I don't think that could stop me
>>316537029
Americans can't even find their own penises, they need someone else to check for them
>>316537028
>16
>virgin
>>316537716
Laughed
>>316537796
>Doing a physical shouldn't be a prerequisite to play sport, the two things are unrelated
Wtf is wrong with other countries health systems? What the fuck do you mean its "not related"
>>316537884
they're kids dipshit. They want to play on a team with friends and be a part of something. Not explain that they can't play football because their balls are funny.
>>316538392
you have no idea how hard I would fuck sakura
>>316538271
>>316538392
>>316538516
>Wtf is wrong with other countries health systems?
Says the country without public healthcare
>>316538073
What if you have an ice lady fetish?
>>316539297
>Getting sick
Eat your grease-flavored chicken, Jhon.
>>316536395I've played with the guy who drew that and a bunch of JoJo-themed pictures. He agreed to draw pic related for me.
>>316540683
oh he used to be in these miiverse threads, I haven't been in one of these in like a year though.
>>316539242
Variant has no chill.
>>316540841
He's a pretty rad dude. Best Dr. Mario I've ever played.
>>316537594
>lots of Americans take sports seriously
kek
>Captcha: Select all pictures of cake
>>316536564
>cutting out the recycle bin icon so we don't know he took this screenshot himself
No Mario
>>316535112
Little kids really like Automatic levels in Mario maker I guess.
>>316541794
Well what do you expect when his parents name him after the guy from CAD
>>316542062
really reaching there
>>316535228
L-lewd
>>316534801
>Saru
Based.
>>316527807
no mario
>>316536240
>>316535709
kek
Have anymore of these?
https://miiverse.nintendo.net/users/EXEDarkEmo
>>316544110
I almost got cut by the edge reading that.
>>316544110
finally a two dimensional personality to complement his two dimensional body
>>316541289
>using memes to support your cause
Enjoy being slaughtered by Muslims like your french neighbors, Yuropoor.
>>316544110
>>316535857
>those winks
>>316534519
fuckin REKT
>>316527807
no mario
>>316535845
Unatco?
>>316534685
>blacked
Why the fuck do people enjoy this shit.
>>316541289
Is there a gayer sport?
>>316545529
Some people use those terms seriously like their lives depends on it.
So obviously it's funny to use it non seriously.
Does anyone have pictures of a miiverse user by the name of "Straygo"? He referred to Ganondorf as "Gakandarf", Wario as "Werio", Waluigi as "Waluguini" and Link as "Lenk". His posts were the funniest things I've ever read, but his account was made private so I can't read his posts anymore.
>>316544110
>G&W EXE
>EXE
>>316527807
>>316541794
ArinHanson.jpg
>>316545529
it triggers /pol/ fags
>>316545449
Savage.
>>316536791
did he make one post on /r9k/ and assume he was stuck with that number for the rest of his life?
also,>greentexting outside of 4chan
>>316527807
no mario
>>316534906
This is still funny every time it's reposted.
>>316546847
third time this has been posted in this thread.
>>316547202
>>316535857He's not lying
>>316547289
>>316547458
It's amazing the kind of stuff people draw with that pen and gamepad. Is there an app type of thing on the eShop with more tools or are people just that talented?
>>316547658
>>316544395
underrated post
>>316527807
MARIO NO SWIPING
MARIO NO SWIPING
MARIO NO SWIPING
no mario
>>316547658
>>316547802
this shit is gold
>>316547658
That is beautiful
>>316544110
>his favorite communities include G&W's and Dark Pit's, with no other Smash characters
Comedy gold.
all i havei haven't played the miiverse stage in forever
>>316547716
miiverse just has a doodle pad not unlike the one in old msn chat boxes. because of the limitations of said pad people learned to use dithering for detail.
pic related, what dithering can do.
>>316545240
>>316544354
Really surprised nintendi removed the breast slider considering these pictures
We like fanservice fuck.
>>316536121
did you not have penis inspection day at European schools?
>>316548106
Holy fuck
>>316548208
Because Nintendo's audience is children, those over the age of 18 who still play Nintendo are manchildren.
>>316547894
Wait the Inklings are characters now?
>>316548535
yeah dude, didn't you hear? geez, keep up with the times you old coot.
>>316527807
no mario
>>316534906
>OR NIGGERS AS I LIKE TO CALL THEM
never fails
the classic
>>316547802
>>316548005
Pfft.
>>316528181
People on gamefaq want Sony to sue Nintendo because they think Sony own Final Fantasy 7 rights.
>>316548636
ok so they aren't but how did you get that model on there? I haven't played since before the Lucas Roy and Ryu DLC
>>316549029
It's a mii costume.
>>316537706
>Hell, they probably think that FF is a strictly PlayStation franchise.
there's been FF entries on Nintendo after FF7 though.
including, you know, the very FF title that was shown seconds before Cloud's reveal.
>>316527807
no mario
>>316549029
you could have just googled it you know.
>>316549182
I did, as soon as I saw that post I saw the DLC page with the costume.
>>316548106
Who is that underage fooling?.
>>316549270
what do you think it is then?
Why are miiverse threads the funniest threads on this board?
Every thread offers something new that's comedy gold.
>>316545550
What's happening in that image?
>>316549451
>mfw nintendo is the chemo /v/ needs...naaaaaah
>>316549656
He's putting spray ointment on to cure the butthurt.
>>316546971
just likelil cheetus
>>316534906
I don't get it.
>>316547289
Yeah Yeah Yeah YEAH!
>>316535608
She was 9 AND A HALF.
>>316549919
>banana :>
Saw a good one on Tri Force Heroes of Link sitting alone doing "the gang's all here" with some Dopples on his fingers.
>>316534650
this is great
>>316532373
>Australia
