>The ARG is real.
Well fug
>Filename
Good afternoon, Reddit.
>>316511407
hi :^)
>>316511153
>edmund is refusing to give people content they've paid for until they 'legitimately' complete his shitty Keeper ARG
Why does he have to be such a bitch about the Lost?
sure is great to have an arg instead of a functional game
hope you don't miss greed mode and blue womb too much kiddo
>>316511153
So Edmund made a little puzzle for reddit to solve and they can't solve it.
So now they come here trying to get our help on this?
Pathetic desu desu
>>316512949
Well, they've done more to solve it than you have.
>>316512949
>Implying /v/ would've found anything when all we do is complain about the game and shit on Mcnugget.
>>316513094
That's for sure. Since we haven't done anything smart-ass.
>>316513298
Wonder why?
>>316511153
like eating a $100 steak in one bite :^)
>>316513367
No idea. I just found out about this don't look at me.
this stupid reddit hating needs to stop
most channers use reddit, you fucks need to understand this.
reddit is a great website and no amount of memes will ever change tthat
>blinding baby still not fixed
fucking ed
>What's this, people enjoy this character/item/feature? Better nerf it, can have anything that makes the game fun
You're really getting on my nerves, Edmund.
>>316513094
>kowtowing to some pretentious shithead who had a >1 year tantrum about people not playing along with his ARG
>wanting to tug Edmund's autistic cock
Honestly, I don't think he appreciates what a shitstorm those dataminers spared him. If people had actually come together and solved the puzzle "legitimately," they would have been even more annoyed at finding the Lost at the end of it all.
Instead he's acting like every other pissy indie dev. Wonder if he'll Phil Fish it after all.
>>316513704
>tthat
>>316513704
You know who says stuff like that? A lebbib faggot.
>>316513767
I feel ya man
>>316511854
Stop chewing so fast :^)
>>316513875
Yeh man fuck reddit. I'd rather just sit on /v/ and read shit posts all day xd
>>316513970
No need to sit here all day.
I'm just saying you shouldn't make such rash generalizations, projecting your faggotry onto others.
>>316513704
frig off reddit or I'll downvote your dumb face
>>316513704
>channers.
Please just leave.
>>316511932
>hope you don't miss greed mode and blue womb too much kiddo
Fucking this.
I just want to beat Hush as Eden, Edmund.
Why won't you let me?
>>316513797
>Honestly, I don't think he appreciates what a shitstorm those dataminers spared him. If people had actually come together and solved the puzzle "legitimately," they would have been even more annoyed at finding the Lost at the end of it all.
This, the Lost is such a bad idea its incredible that they would actually put that in the game. Let alone hid it behind an ARG
>>316511153
Do I see a disgusting shoobie?
>>316514415
>mfw I got it forst try with eden
>because it spawned me with sacred heart
Fun run.
>>316513704
Fuck off Matt
>>316513704
>channers
I've never heard of this term before, probably because the majority of 4chan users aren't autistic enough to label themselves according to what sites they frequent.
Judas is best character
>>316515024
No. Cain is.
He's no longer GOAT, but I still like him the most.
What is an ARG? I thought that was the sound when you get stabbed in the stomach and you're falling to the ground
>>316511153
>wearing socks with sandals in public
>>316515024
Wasn't Book of Belial heavily nerfed? I haven't played Afterbirth yet
>>316515128
Alternate-reality game. It's usually a marketing thing that blends the game with real life.
>>316513704
disgusting. you're never welcome here
>>316515221
Only in that it doesn't essentially guarantee a Devil Room anymore, which was a bug in the first place.
Doesn't matter though. I love playing Glass Cannon characters.
>>316515137
>>316515137
Shit i didn't even know adidas made sandals.
>Cheaters can't just mine their way to get what they want.
>People are upset by this
>"B-but I paid for the co-content, he's being a jew"
Same board full of nostalgiafaggots that miss the days of unlockables can't handle a simple treasure hunt, the fucking irony of it all.
Azazel is an overrated faggot
>>316515564
He was Free Win: the Character before getting nerfed into the ground.
>>316515542
>>Cheaters can't just mine their way to get what they want.
That's not what's happening at all. He is releasing content "episodically" if that makes any sense, because he doesn't want us to have it all at once.
I got stuck being forced to play Curse of the Labyrinth, and then the game updated, and now I can't start a new game. What the fuck is happening?
>>316515773
And?
You get the content regardless.
>>316513704
(You)
>>316515768
Everyone but Maggy and the Lost is a free win character. And maggy only isn't because you'll die of boredom before finishing basement 1.
wait, what content isn't there until this shit is done
>>316513367
because binding of isaac is shit
>>316516083
MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM
>>316515912
At an artificially slower rate.
>>316511932
what's currently wrong with hush fight and greed mode? pretty sure the hush crash is fixed now and ultra greeds coin spawns were readjusted to be more balanced/difficult.
>>316516223
Sounds to me like you have a problem with burning yourself out on shit.
Play something else if you can't handle simply playing it until more shit is out.
>>316515768
Wasn't that his whole gimmick?
>>316516041
A new character.
>>316516519
Apparently not because they made him worse
>>316515912
I PAID for ALL the content he promised. Where is it? Not in the game.
It would have been okay if he said something before he released the DLC.
>>316511153
What does is say backwards there?
"God is sp" something.
>>316516868
"God is spirit"
>>316516767
>Buy season tickets for my favorite team
>Games take place once a week, they even get a bye week
>I PAID FOR THIS CONTENT GIMME GIMME GIMME
I know brah waiting is for fucking fags being an adult is super gay.
>>316513704
pathetic
>>316511153
>3,3ft
Fucking manlets.
>>316511153
Anyone tried calling yet?
>>316516767
>being upset over content you are guaranteed to get eventually
I mean, whatever. Pokemon has been that way since 1997. Are we really going to do the "entitled little shit" thing again like we did back when minecraft was popular on /v/ in 2011?
>>316517004
Not comparable. You know you get your "content" weekly. I didn't know I don't get all the content.
>>316514515
Azaezel should have been the hidden character.
>>316517046
>manlet
Issac is a little naked bald kid
>>316517107
I know I WILL get it but why didn't Edmund say anything? DLC said to include X amount of stuff. In truth, it doesn't.
>Pokemon
Same shit. It's just as awful.
>>316517131
>buy a game
>have fun playing it
>find out more content is scheduled to come out regularly
>get pissed off that you don't have it NOW NOW NOW
you're kind of a faggot, huh?
>>316517064
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0LWJgd84DH0
>"Hello Isaac (backwards), i am your father (also backwards), i know what you came for, but i need yo hear you ask me."
>>316517064
It's not from Edmund. Some weirdo is trying to get little boys to call him. Don't fall for it anon.
>>316517310
>buy a game
>game promises +140 items
>only 40 items
I would be mad too
>>316517502
>only 40 items
...But you get the rest regardless?
You're splitting hairs because you know you're being an immature faggot about it.
You're not being jewed or cheated, he's giving you what you paid for, you don't have to pay more, end of story.
I just expected the puzzles to be in the game. And not this.
We did it reddit!
>>316517664
Holy fuck. Why can't this guy just sum up the major points in a 10th of the picture?
>>316516329
Patch today broke both bosses. They crash the game.
Unless he fixed that ALREADY.
>>316517643
>You're not being jewed or cheated
Yes I am. Where is all of it? Not in the game.
> he's giving you what you paid for
So where is it?
>>316517664
So Isaac never died, but someone else? A brother of him or what? Next character is Isaacs suffocated brother?
>>316513704
Go back to /r/4chan, redditor. Sorry this website wasn't full of ebin maymay lovers and wacky shenanigans like /r/4chan made it out to be.
>>316517664
Pretty cool. I always enjoy reading ARG.
>>316513704
>most channers use reddit,
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA FAGGOT
>>316517959
In the recording it kinda sounds like he says Esau, and not Isaac backwards.Esau is Isaac's son in the bible.
>>316517931
Literal child mentality.
Where's my (You)?
WHERE IS IT I DON'T HAVE IT YET
GIB (You) RIGHT NOW
>>316518367
Maybe Edmung quoted the Koran and not the Bible :^)
>>316518452
>you get X for Y dollars
>okay
>Here is only part of X
>where is the rest?
>LITERAL ENTITLED MANCHILDREN
I can do this too
>>316518628
Welp, you replied to me too late, guess I shouldn't expend effort to get a late debate lol.
>inb4 it's Isaacs dead dreams that he doesn't want to let go off
>new character is dream Isaac
>he's awfully weak and noone ever plays him
If I buy a game that doesn't say the content will be released over delay I think the community has a right to be angry and put off.
Go read me on the store page where he says he's going to do this. Because I fucking promise you if he had stated he would be doing this cunt-ish behavior a lot of people would've abstained their purchase until a sale came around for cheap with the full content actually fucking released.
>bringing up entitlement again
Goddamn it you little faggots that was the worst yes/no argument to ever occur.
>>316511478
>reddit got "Go to the location where The Lost Boys was filmed" from that picture
>it actually worked
I'm impressed
If the afterbirth content was delayed/episodic so that we could have a neato arg I'm actually really okay with this. I wish the game were playable/fixed right now, but after 30 hours straight I'm burnt out and enjoying the read
YOU ENJOYING THAT STEAK FAGGOTS?
>>316520871
Still not as impressive as all those times 4chan solved crimes.
>>316520996
what
>>316521086
4chan used to solve crimes anon, I don't have any screen caps because I'm not a redditor.
>>316513704
>>316521183
>tfw newfag
at least i'm not browsing reddit, but still
>>316521183
True story. We had a van and a big dog and everything.
>>316521530
too bad we blew the van up :(((
>>316511407
>imgur = reddit
Well, sort of.
>>316521295
>most channers use reddit,
no its most of you redditors that come here.
>>316513704
>reddit is a great website
stop shitposting,lars
