All right guys, I work for Nintendo. Believe me or don't.
There will be a direct on November 12. It's a bit underwhelming, in my opinion. Basically we have TP:HD, which is mostly a graphical tuneup. Zelda U WILL be for Wii U, and in 2016. Dragon Quest VII and VII will be on 3DS. Most of the rest is just stuff we already know about or indies that aren't really worth mentioning.
However, there's one last thing: Cloud is coming to Smash. Yes, Cloud. I'm as surprised as you are, honestly. He has limit breaks as specials, and a kind of limit break system sort of like Little Mac that powers up his specials. His final smash is omnislash.
I'll post a few pictures that I managed to snap in a second
etika up in here my boy!!!!
>>316486049
>November 12
>Posted on November 13th
Good try, time traveling shill!
Here's one. Sorry it's a bit blurry
Fake as shit. When will people stop falling for this?
>>316486049
>Its funny because it is right but like a day after the official announcement!
>XD
>>316486049
But Dragon Quest is a Sony game!
But Zelda Wii U is the top priority and not TPHD!
But we want Squall, not Cloud!
But nobody uses Little Mac!
>>316486049
>However, there's one last thing: Cloud is coming to Smash
Simply eric OP. Instantly invalidated.
>>316486049
That's bullshit, but I believe it.
>>316486164
This one's a bit clearer
POST YFW THE LEAK IS REAL
>OP used a yurop time machine
>>316486271
One last one, this is him doing cross slash. I'm out
>cloud
>has even less history with nintendo than snake
yeah not happening fuck off with your fake leakerfag bullshit
Guys I'm from the future
DON'T BELIEVE HIS LIES
>>316486164
The fuck is that? Looks nothing like Cloud, retard
>>316486210
>But Dragon Quest is a Sony game!
Only 7 and 8 were Sony exclusives, everything else is or was a Nintendo exclusive.
>But Zelda Wii U is the top priority and not TPHD!
Zelda is no longer a top tier quality IP, who cares?
>But we want Squall, not Cloud!
I prefer Cloud over Squall, hell, I prefer Lighting over Squall.
>>316486578
I need your clothes, your boots, and your motorcycle.
>Cloud in Smash
>Cloud in Smash
Stopped reading there.
>cloud in smash
Good one op
>>316486164
This is literally a recolored Greninja
Is this one of the epic /v/ culture threads where we all pretend to be retarded?
>>316489829
The only one retarded here is OP for thinking any of the shit he said will happen
>playing Nintendo platforms
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7ciVKIm7bcg
Post yfw cloud actually gets confirmed
>>316489829
Yeah, pretty much. You'd have to be literally retarded to believe that Cloud will be in Smash.
>>316490087
When did Chris get a brother and lose weight?
>>316490087
>too edgy for nintendo
>watches family guy
not surprised
8/10. Would have been perfect if it was blurry images of Bill eating doughnuts.
>>316490936
>>316491030
Bill president of NOA when?
>>316491142
God, soon I hope.
>>316486049
Will there ever be a Eternal Darkness 2?
Will Castlevania or Golden Sun join Smash?
And how do I get a job at Nintendo?
>>316486049
Tidus when?
>>316486049
>Cloud
>Smash
NEVER EVER NINTY FAGS!!
Pic related, me BTFO of nintendo fags, watch
>Dragon Quest VII and VII will be on 3DS
hahahahahaahahahahahahhaahhahaha
I tried to capture a picture of the direct but when I got to the meeting room I just saw Bill eating all the donuts.
Damnit Bill.
>>316492645
Why is Bill Gates at Nintendo meetings?
>Cloud in Smash
Why do these "leakers" ALWAYS say some stupid fanboy dream shit that completely gives away that they're just making shit up?
>Cloud
>in Smash
Yeah, let's just add Master Chief and Gordon Freeman too
>the best thing to come out of Nintendo Direct in over a year was some shitty comedy skit of Bill choking down donuts
>Chrono is way better for smash than Cloud
>Croudu in a smashu prease understand
>>316493754
/v/ was asking for a Midna Amiibo for quite a while.
>>316494472
Man, fuck amiibos.
>>316493056
MS buyout confirmed
>cloud
you fuckwits seriously need to put in some effort if you want anyone to believe you
>>316491186
i bet he actually did eat all the dozens of donuts
that bastard
>>316495483
That's not the only cream filled thing I'll be eating out tonight.
>>316491186
>Very Important Meeting
kek, didn't notice that the first time
>>316493654
you have 3 drunk princesses and one drunk goddess, who do you fuck first>?
>>316495628
>May 12th, 2016
>>316495537
Whatever man Isabelle a shit. Just don't let him get a taste for the tang.Or Ankha.
>>316495648
Palutena is the correct choice
>>316495648
I don't see Rosalina in that pic, so none of them.
>>316495731
looks like 2019 to me
>>316495648
Blue hair>green hair>brown hair>blonde hair in all situations
I could include other hairs but those are the only relevant ones
>>316495818
>putting your dick in a galaxy
i bet her vag is so deep it's an actual black hole from which no semen or even light can escape
>>316494472
would've been better as just a higher quality larger midna toy
wolf link was unneeded, link already got 2 amiibos
>>316496240
Well you get two for the price of 1plus a game bundled with it.
Yeah OK OP
Sure
People have been saying this since 2011
It'll never happen
>>316496240
/AQUARELLINK/ /FIERCEDEITY/ /DEKULINK/ WHEN?
