Why does Nintendo have so many girls with blonde hair and blue eyes?
Because it's aesthetically and genetically the best race.
I'm surprised there aren't more people complaining about this.
Can you Nazi that they clearly have a certain ideal they follow?
>>316428794
>not black hair
Black hair, no discussion
>Samus
>Blue eyes
ayyyy
Nintendo unfortunately follow the "if it ain't broke don't change it" formula. That and most human beings LOVE blonde, blue eyed white women the most
Even in that picture you can see Samus doesn't have blue eyes.
nigga
nigga pls
>>316428619
Blacked when?
Do any of these Nintendo girls look blonde or blue-eyed to you?
>>316429318
I'm not looking at the eyes...
>>316428619
Because Nintendo has good taste in women
they're literally the master race
>>316428619
Because white/blonde girls is profitable demographic, hence the reason why Indivisible is struggling with their funding.
Because Japan has shit taste
Blonde hair is disgusting, brunette is god
Because both America and Japan have a plebeian expectation of what a western girl should be like.
>>316428619
Japs know what the Master Race is.
>>316428619
Japs are honorary Aryans.
>>316428619
Blonde people are pretty okay when they aren't those plastic barbie doll types or Ellen Degenerate.
>>316428619
Because Nintendo is the only redpilled vidya company left, the juden and libcucKs fear Iwata's spirit.
>>316428619
BLACKED WHEN
TO BE HONEST
>>316429427
Why do all nintendo girls have huge voluptuous tits??
They know what beautiful women look like.
>>316428619
Why does the west have so many brown haired brown eyed tall dark and handsome protagonists?
Legitimate question.
Because almost all of the ninty girls are Swedish
>>316428619
Because they are the best human pure breed. Since always.
>>316428930
SJWs don't notice it because to them it's what they believe they look like themselves. If they do, what are they going to do- call Japanese people racist for creating blonde characters?
>>316428794
Red hair and green eyes is objectively the most attractive combination.
>>316428619
Because they're japanese.
>>316431240
You can't call the Japanese racist and get away with it.
They are Asians and ironically the saviors of the white race.
>>316431240
>what are they going to do- call Japanese people racist for creating blonde characters?
Well, yes.
There was that Mario Kart 8 review that gave it negative points for having an all-white cast.
>>316430886
Supposed "realism" given how there are tons of them there
Because aryans are the master race, you filthy kike.
>>316431505
I completely forgot about that. There's also:
>People think anime/game characters are white (Japanese people see them as Japanese)
>WHY DOES JAPAN ALWAYS CREATE WHITE CHARACTERS
>Accuse Japan of being racist
>Old Asian aesthetics value paleness because it shows nobility/you don't work out in the fields
>WHY DO JAPANESE PEOPLE WANT TO LOOK WHITE
>Accuse Japan of being racists
>>316430575
>>316428619
Because asians aren't stupid as white people.
They want to see beauty instead of forced racial inclusion
And that's cool if you ask me
>>316428619
Because all the gook women are ugly and have black hair+brown eyes.
Japs are envious of places with blondes/gingers, hence why they always use blondes and unnatural colored hairs for their characters.
>>316431571
>given how there are tons of them there
I guess since everyone looks the same in Japan they want to got for "not realism?"
>>316432067
Surely they don't think the white people they create are Japanese? But I guess since people still believe magical gods exist, I guess I shouldn't be surprised about anything.
>>316432131
Yeah.
The Japanese have always loved European Folklore, especially Nordic and have always admired long blonde hair and bright fair eyes.
They dislike our pointy noses through but whatever, they have good taste over all.
>>316429216
>unfortunately
>>316430795
Cuz they look awesome
you have some shit against big tits? if that, nobody cares
Black/brown = anime (green, blue, purple, etc) > red > blonde
>>316429216
>unfortunately
>>316432094
>>316429216
deal with it.
only Zelda has been changed to brunette but just on twilight princess. Everyone admires #rarefairgenes.
Fucking ugly inferior dwarves.
>>316428794
>genetic defect ridden mongrel
>basically the purebred dog of humanity
>best race
o I am laffin tbhfam
>>316432761
purebreeds are still prefered over mixed dogs.
Way, way, way more.
Not to mention they are more expensive and beautiful. I honestly agree with Nintendo's decision.
>>316432728
>the left line isnt larger
Niggah you missed russians, blacks, chinks and gooks on the left.
>>316432728
>>316432094
>people actually think trump will win
hahaha holy shit
just like trudeau didn't have a chance in hell amirite
Yeah haha THIS IS HOW IT STARTS
JUST LIKE THIS
>"Yeah uhmm like Link's a girl now and that's cool? But like why does she have to be another white girl like PoC exist???? This is just kinda gross, ew. Gamers need to stop being racist and sexist."
>>316428619
the nip still recognize aryans as superior apes.
>mfw white people get all the hair color
>no other race does
what causes this?
>>316433369
Superiority.
>>316433369
inbreeding.
>>316432956
>$0.10 has been deposited into your bank account.
>>316428619
you know what to do
>>316433369
Hair dye.
>>316432728
>Clinton
>Good
Wolf in sheeps clothing.
>>316433509
trump is the one paying for votes
i mean he's got the money
Samus's eyes are green in that image, OP, you fucking mongOther M is the only game in the series that Samus has green eyes. Otherwise they're always blue
>>316433732
Other M Samus confirmed for clone.
all of the shitskins and small dick asians lust for blonde blue eyed women, and it will always be that way
>>316433369
At least other races don't have to worry about birthing some red haired mutant offspring.
Though everyone is jelly of our platinum blondes.
>>316432909
They're also plagued with genetic disease. Breeding purebreeds is basically animal cruelty.
>>316428619
>make Girl Link
>Literally just Zelda in a green hoodie
Why is this allowed
Link is a cuter girl than Girl Link
>>316433806
what a shithole
if you know what i mean
>>316434007
I wonder if Linkle will show up in Zelda U.
Linkle = Link +Tingle?
>>316431360
HONORARY ARYAN
>>316434007
I think you just think that way because you always want to be gay for link
>>316433806
mah nigga. Favorite headcanon of all time
why not a Blonde hair with green eyes?
What kind of hair do you want
It's just an appealing character design.
Fair colored hair and bright eyes are most attractive details when it comes to character designs.
>>316428619
Because Long Blonde Hair and Big Blue Eyes is the epitome of feminine beauty.
They all also have Perfect Figures and Attractive Personalities.
Why not complain that Nintendo doesn't make fat ugly bitch women to appeal to the shallow & weak lgbtq community?
>>316433914
>that shitty ass lame argument
Your mom is animal cruelty.
Blonde hair and blue eyes are aesthetically the most attractive combination.
>>316434805
>Attractive Personalities
>Samus
>OTHER M SAMUS
Nah, son. Into the trash you go
>>316434805
>>316434939
Sure are fucking plebs in here
>>316432094
>no hablo español
>responds in spanish
qué
>>316434969
Every game she's been in EXCEPT that abortion, you twit.
>>316434972
Even she gave herself blonde highlights.
>>316434972
Your tastes are shit.
>>316435078
If you don't get the joke, then you're under 18. It's THAT basic of a pun.
What the FUCK are you doing here.
>>316429318
LOLOLOLOL THOSE ARE SQUARE►ENIX FEMALES YOU DOLT!
>>316433369
Don't worry, they are both recessive genes and will be gone in a few generations thanks to diversifying multiculturalism and the far left shoving it down our throats.
Once everyone is brown with black hair and brown eyes we're diversified to the point we can really call ourselves multicultural. It's a dream worth having.
>>316433369
Those are literally the reasons why white people are the most hated race.
Because they can archive beautiful natural colors.
>>316435857
>India could take over the planet in a few generations
I'm okay with that, they aren't bad looking people. But mustaches EVERYWHERE.
>tfw I used to have really pretty blonde hair
>As I got older it darkened out into a more dirty blonde
I miss it
>>316435948
You mean like this? Because I think this is pretty cute
Even the greatest video game intro of all time features a man with Blonde and blue eyes
>>316436216
No. I meant this. I also deleted that post because of the typos.
>>316436202
>doesn't knows blondes can recover their former glory with lemon juice and sun heat
>doesn't knows about sun-in as a shortcut to make it even faster
>>316436202
That means color people have been leeching off your master beauty. Take revenge!
This is an Aryan vidya thread.
>>316428619
And aside from Zelda they are all pretty shit. Link would be a better blonde girl without personality and he's not even a girl.
>>316428619
I've always noticed that alot of Nintendo characters suffer same-face, but I never really cared since Nintendo is shit.
>>316437586
He is an elf through so he is androgynous.
>>316436202
Almost like me
>full-thick blonde hair all the way through childhood
>hit 15 and hair starts to turn brown
>start loosing hair at 17
>>316436398
Beating the shit out of a negro, too.
>>316432761
>defect ridden
wut
Which defect amigo?
Crutzfield jacobs? Oh wait that's the jews.
Sickle cell? oops thats Africans
>>316436398
That's one weird picture of Shadow the Hedgehog.
>>316437720
That's the female version, mate.
>>316429318
Thats why Nintendo only took this one.
>>316428619
Because they have good taste
>>316437820
>start losing hair at 17
I'm sorry, man. That's gotta be tough.Can you at least grow a cool beard?
>>316438091
>Shadow the Hedgehog.
You mean Edgey the Papercut?
> mfw the braying retards get a femlink
> mfw they start complaining about not enough PoC characters.
I'm going to laugh so fucking hard.
>>316428619
Pure Aryans.
>>316437820
>start loosing hair at 17
Grow a beard and get muscular. There is always a way to save yourself.
>>316431505
but mario kart has 2 black people in it
>>316432381
Who is this semen demon
>>316438424
You mean a morbidly obese hideous transgender pansexual negro/mexican mix.
>>316432753
Zelda was not a brunette. All they did was tone down the blonde. Brunette is that really dark, just before black, color
>>316428619
Because Japan knows that the Aryan race is superior.
They weren't on the Axis by coincidence!
>>316439314
I'm not /fa/ enough to appreciate this outfit.
>>316436398
Not to mention the best characters in street fighter - Ken and Cammy
>>316428619
Go ahead /v/
Tell me what my flaws are.
>>316438320
Yeah. Based blondes are the master race.
>>316438320
underrated post
>>316439510
Too much make-up & photoshop.
>>316438410
Thanks mate. The first couple years where tough, but after a while you stop caring.I would say so.
>>316439631
More hair than I got...
>>316439631
I won't lie anon, you shave your head bald, keep it that way, and get in decent shape or bear mode, and you'd like some cool viking-looking motherfucker.
>>316428794
>recessive traits
>race
>>316439510
>short hair
>staying late to the times
do you even /fa/?
The model has everything except that fashion edge that comes with straight long hair.
>>316439510
a stupid looking hair cut
>>316439468
So good
Thank you
>>316428619
Blonde hair rates high in terms of neoteny
Youthful attributes. Large, light colored eyes, fair skin and hair- these are all qualities that are found in young people.
Evolution favors neoteny, keeping your baby-like characteristics. It basically implies that their genes remain consistent throughout life. They're somehow fortified. Not succumbing to point mutations that lead to early disease and cancer.
The real world proof of this is that people with these traits typically live to be very old. As opposed to Black people who get tend to get Heart Disease in their late 30's.
>>316431317
>75 posters
>only one has taste
Shameful display, /v/
>>316439796
that character in your pic related apparently only has two facial expressions: angry bitch and confused child
I have absolutely no idea who she is
>>316439796
Normally i do keep my head shaved, but my hair grows rapidly. When i was in the military, i had to shave every single day, otherwise i would get sanctions.
>>316440110
Too much color IMO.
I prefer the blue and yellow scheme.
Green and pink/range gives me a headache. Also freckles, it strains my eyes to look at this person. Although I will admit their face has a very high amount of symmetry.
Then again redheads have archaic neanderthal genes so they're weird as fuck.
>>316432753
Brunette Zelda is the best Zelda
>>316440110
My nigger. Red heads are perfect.
>>316440110
Yes. Looks like my high school crush m8. She had glasses tho.
>>316440595
Normally I don't mind the long ears but hers are weirding me out
>>316437720
Hylians aren't elves.
>>316440642
Fuck off with your shit taste
>>316440642
Only your strangely ideal version that doesn't actually exist, real Redheads are walking melanoma spots with pasty skin.
>>316440101
Some black people and asians age very well through, but in general I agree with your broscience.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Neoteny
>>316441007
This. The only redheads that are actually attractive don't have curtains that match the drapes
>>316433369
Do you people pull this from your ass? You people obviously don't know how genes and genetics work.
>>316440970
>shit taste
>
>>316441007
Someone hasn't looked hard enough.
>>316440942
Everyone in Hyrule is based on Tolkien's LoTR elves, elves being idealized white people: tall, fair, beautiful with a great culture and care for nature.
Gerudo is for actual sandniggas.
Daily reminder that redheads are masterrace
>>316441192
>implying
>>316428619
japs fought for the nazis and were taught that blonde hair/blue eyes is perfectionthey're right.
>>316441271
>Gerudo is for actual sandniggas.
I'd still tear that Nabooru ass up
>>316441336
>implying your implication
>>316433613
The cartoon isn't saying she or Jeb is good, just that party talking heads have fallen out of favor with the masses because other candidates are promising more
Because blondes are simply the superior specimen. Why do you think fighting games have well-muscled and blonde-haired figures of supreme beauty represent America?
>>316439378
What about this one?
>>316441396
Yeah but because of shear hedonism / horniness. But you know that culturally, socially and racially Hylians are superior in every way since they're pruer breeds.
It's the same irl.
>>316428619
Go back to tumblr autist snowflake.
>>316441502
Mah nigga. White on!
do you really want to know?
sit down, anon. this is some high level mason shit I'm about to drop on you
the reason isit sells
don't go telling people I told you; I'm pretty sure the Illuminati would kill me if they found out the secret left the inner circle
>>316440595
Zelda would be better off as a brunette or even redhead since Nintendo have far too many blondes as is.
>>316441821
Beautiful people sell more than ugly people.
Blondes being more beautiful.
Based Akairiot has already drawn Linkle lewds
>>316441395
>japs fought for Nazis
>taught that blonde hair/blue eyes is perfection
People actually think this.
Palutena has green hair and Lucina has blue hair, what makes them?
Also there's Daisy but nobody gives a shit about that futa.
>>316438027
Wife material right there.
>>316442246
>Daisy
>futa
I have no idea what you're referring to, but I dislike her based solely on her bloated, ugly face
>>316428619
I'm a sucker for twin braids, so even though everything else about her is unremarkable, I at least enjoy that.
>>316438320
>could have had a crossdressing alt
>could have had a Zack alt
>instead we got Fagvent Children alt
What the fuck, Nintendo?
>>316442246
>Palutena has green hair and Lucina has blue hair, what makes them?
I think in this case, still not blonde.
>Also there's Daisy but nobody gives a shit about that futa.
There's also Syrup and Pauline as well since I can't get anyone to talk about them at all.
>>316441271
>and care for nature.
Which is why they build castles and homes wherever they feel like and and like any group of normal people from the Middle Ages, right?
Why are blondes so superior?
They make the handsomest males.
They make the prettiest androgynous boys.
They make the cutest females.
They make the best looking moms (honorable mention Japanese Moms)
Best Folklore & Mythology.
Coolest deities/gods.
Best traditions.
It's like we are the elves of real life, holy shit.
>>316440408She's my waifu and she actually smiles a lot, she is just a goldmine for angry reaction images though, and she isn't very bright, hence the angry bitch and confused child.
>>316442683
Gerudo would have annexed Kokiri Forest if Hyrule wasn't there to protect their forests.
Sandnigguhs btfo.
Hyrule knows they must industralize to protect nature, nature is there and they defend it. Kokiri Forest and Zoras Domain can't hold themselves alone.
>>316428619
What did you expect Op? Nintendo cant into character design. It's why the majority of their characters are the same person.
>>316442852
fuck you weeb scum
>all these niggas with Hitler syndrome
>of course they all have shit taste
Even Wario laughs at you guys.
>>316442852> picking ryuuko when the superior human being is staring you right in the face
Name me one way where my perfect wife can be outclassed. Pic related.
>>316443396
My fucking nigga
>>316443087
Gerudo are content to just be a tribe of desert Amazons taking as many men as they want for sex until Ganondorf comes back every hundred years and takes over the world again.
>>316441271
They dropped the "Everyone is an Elf" stuff after Ocarina, now they're just "humans" with pointy ears being a sign of being close to the goddesses or something.
Strangely it's the one piece of lore SS actually didn't ignore since IIRC everyone in Skyloft had pointy ears.
>>316443521
I want to butter Mako's pancake titties.
>>316432761
Those "genetic defects" are evolution, shitskin. They wouldn't be around anymore if people didn't think they were so damn sexy.
![KILL-la-KILL-03-03-1[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/52kncjs.jpg "KILL-la-KILL-03-03-1[1].jpg")
>>316443657
>pancake titties
u wot
>>316438320
Now I'm really hoping one of his alt costumes is the dress in Smash.
>>316440823
>tfw not generic brown hair brown eye peasant
![zelda_as_a_redhead_by_allibear17-d7w0ece[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/nTe8dNi.jpg "zelda_as_a_redhead_by_allibear17-d7w0ece[1].jpg")
>>316440595
>>316432753
And TP Zelda is by far the worst Zelda
I definitely wouldn't mind a red-haired Zelda, in a region that is far North of where Hyrule really is
And also, that Zelda game would require a boss based off of Grendel.
Japanese people don't have many natural blonde people with blue eyes, and it has became their fetish.
>>316431317
my nig. impeccable taste.
>>316445149
HW Zelda and SS Zelda make me hard.
>>316445640
HW Zelda is objectively the best looking Zeldasince OoT child Zelda, who doesn't have enough porn.
>>316428619
>mfw nor most of Europe nor North America BUT Japan are the saviors of the beautiful & fair white race
>mfw people still call aryan people who play JRPGs "weaboos"
>mfw is the closest thing in video games I can get to experience my own culture, folklore & beauty
>mfw thank you based Nippon
>>316428619
because japanese women are all brown and black haired
fucking gross
>>316428619
Maybe it's just having grown up in the 90s. But I hate the super fake yellow blondes. I associate it to every skank in school that dyed her hair, to look the same as every other skank who dyed their hair.
Plus, I plain don't like the lack of contrast. Your hair can't be equal to or lighter than your skin. That just doesn't look right.
>dad has green eyes
>cant see shit at his 60`s and has gone trough eye surgery a bunch of times
Fuck my life, id rather had green eyes too , who cares about life at 60 yo anyway when you can have something as aestethically pleasing
>>316436445
who's this guy?
>>316435857
Once the world is completely prosthetic in a hundred years, race will be irrelevant.
>>316447389
Agreed you would have got a gf with green eyes.
Also you don't lose vision, just don't fuck up your eyes. Take care of your body.
>>316436398
Is that Cody? He has so much energy and life there. How did he turn into a mellowed out Kurt Cobain over the years?
>>316428794
>I wasn't paying attention in high school bio
>>316428794
>best race
>notblack
>>316428619
You're just seeing blonde hair and blue eyes where it's popular. In reality they're the vocal minority.
>>316428960
Hehe
>>316431317
potato nigger pls
>>316428619
systematic racial demographic pandering
Systematic objective beauty pandering
>>316428619
If it bothers you so much, why didn't you add Ms. Cloud?
>>316428930
too late pattywagon's already in the thread writing her next kotaku piece about this
>>316453965
Ok /v/ listen here. I have a dream...
What if we gather a popular enough community online to start our own blonde society in an effort to preserve the beautiful elf race? A preservation camp for blondes since they're expected to disappear in 200 years.
We would only allow Aryans to live in our town in the forest. We would try to cut ourselves from wherever goverment we live under or at least keep a low profile, live in secrecy, if we join forces we can buy an island or remote untamed lands.
Who is with me?
>>316431505
Half the characters aren't even human. How is that not diverse?
>>316434972
I see you anon.
Literally the most perfect woman.
>>316453965
Probably because female Cloud has pink hair.
>>316442852
>>316443396
If you're going to be a pleb do it properly
>>316457064
>that shit taste
>>316457202
>dat pic
DESTINATION UNKNOWN -KNOWN - KNOWN.
>>316458014
>Posting dumb blonde incarnate
>>316458056
More like she is too pure for this world and doesn't understands it because she is a literal angel like potentially all white af Europeans that have lost their pure ways.
>>316439631
Baldness doesn't look too bad if you have a nice beard to compensate it, and you certainly do.
No homo.
>>316431317
yep
>>316428619
Because at the end of the day, the lesser races look to whites as the ideal. That is why you see most anime characters, and vidya characters as white. That is why Blacks go out in droves and by skin lightening cream.
>>316442042
Literally recolored Dragons crown elf.
white hair + red eyes master race
>>316428619
just to piss everyone off
>>316443396
ccccccuuuuuuuteeeeeeeee
>country full of women with black hair and brown eyes
>female vidya characters traditionally fulfill male fantasies in terms of appearance
>especially in eastern games
It's foreign and pretty to them. Same reason anime characters have big ol' eyes.
>>316438424
They'll add in that fat bartender rebel girl in twilight princess next
>>316428794
if white people are so superior why are they so easily keked?
because the jews fear the samurai
>>316434781
I wanna breed that queen
>>316432943
>russians
>left
>>316428619
But Ashley is not blonde
>>316460024
Because they're also the most kind heated and accepting, the unwise ones who can't think outside of the box get enslaved by the other unfair races.
They need their own planet, they're too fair for this one.
>>316443396
Please.
>>316428619
It's not too surprising when you think about it. Peach is one, and Rosalina follows suit because of their implied relationship. Samus is another. Zelda has various designs of various hair colors, so it's only natural that we'd see blonde Zelda. Linkle is genderbent Link, so she'd naturally be blonde too.
Alternatively, Japs love the master race.
>>316428619
Because blonde hair & blue eyes is exotic in Japan. It makes a character stand out since almost all of the people there have dark hair and eyes.
Samus>Rosalina>Peach>Linkle>SS Zelda
>>316436202
same anon. I had light blonde hair until around 7 or 8 and then my hair went dirty blonde.
>>316463012Rosalina > Samus > official art SS Zelda > Linkle > Peach > ingame SS Zelda
